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Nap Time
[ 2 ] May 26, 2017 |

Nap Time

There is no Mousebreath interview this week and we apologize for any inconvenience. We didn’t forget; we do have one and intended to publish it, but sometimes life intervenes.  We’re taking a nap to prepare for next week and suggest you take one too.  Naps are so refreshing! *** Come on, don’t be shy. All […]

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Good News Tewsday: Mellow Found 6 Years Later
[ 4 ] May 23, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Mellow Found 6 Years Later

This Good News Tewsday story happened right in our own backyard! A sweet, friendly tabby name Mellow will be traveling from California to Georgia this weekend to be reunited with his family, who he lost six years ago. Yep, you read that right. SIX years ago The Thomas family was stationed in the Bay Area […]

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Ask Max Monday: A Biker By Any Other Name
[ 2 ] May 22, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: A Biker By Any Other Name

Max dood, I want to go out, make Mommy let me out. Maybe I’ll find Billy out there? Naw, dood, you need to stay inside where there are no introoder kitties or dogs, or worse…VISHUS DEER. You’re gonna hook up with Billy one day, but don’t be in too much of a hurry. If you […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

The Story of Biscuit
[ 8 ] May 19, 2017 |

The Story of Biscuit

We have said every cat has a story, and we are pleased to introduce you to a senior kitty who contacted us and proved our theory is correct. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human. Hi, I’m Biscuit and my human is Leslie. Funny Farmer Felines: If you have any furry siblings, please […]

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How Do Cat Ladies Stack Up Against Woofie Owners? (INFOGRAPHIC)
[ 0 ] May 17, 2017 |

How Do Cat Ladies Stack Up Against Woofie Owners? (INFOGRAPHIC)

I love infographics. Toss a couple of cats in and I lap ’em up like buttermilk! This one is from our friends at Petfinder. My fave of these stats? 48% of cat owners claim their cats watch TV. For our boyz, it’s TV followed by YouTube videos. It’s a ritual. Homer and Reno (who are […]

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Good News Tewsday: It’s Official!
[ 2 ] May 16, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: It’s Official!

Yes, cat moms, it’s time to gloat over slobbering dog lovers: cats DO love us more than noms! New research from Oregon State University, published in Behavioural Processes, states that cats enjoy human contact more than they like eating. Yep. You read that right. Cats prefer chillaxin’ with humans to eating. The authors of the study […]

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The Cat Lover's Lifestyle

Mancat Mancave: On Sale!
[ 1 ] May 20, 2017 |

Mancat Mancave: On Sale!

Was $329, now $247 for this Seussian felted mancat mancave.  It’s super-sized: Full hight 34.3” Width 17.3” Depth 14.6′ and each felted creation is made to order. She’s got quite a few more in a whimsical burst of color and style. This one is on sale for $82: You can even find one that’ll match […]

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IKEA’s Idea about Cat House Design
[ 0 ] April 5, 2017 |

IKEA’s Idea about Cat House Design

I’m not a shopper, not a mall rat. And, since I lost my sense o smell, IKEA’s cinnamon bun siren song no longer calls out to me. These days, I’m just there for the lutefisk pizza. So I was more than a little delighted a couple of weeks ago, when I stumbled across Homer drapes […]

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Flush $200 Down the Toilet Like a Turd With This Cat Toy Purchase
[ 11 ] December 13, 2016 |

Flush $200 Down the Toilet Like a Turd With This Cat Toy Purchase

I rarely (maybe never) publish negative product reviews because I recognize that even if my cats ignore something I’ve lovingly purchased for them, that doesn’t mean another cat won’t go crazy over it. Resist the Temptation But if the siren call of a cat exercise wheel beckons, stick in some earplugs and walk away. Seriously. […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: A Biker By Any Other Name
[ 2 ] May 22, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: A Biker By Any Other Name

Max dood, I want to go out, make Mommy let me out. Maybe I’ll find Billy out there? Naw, dood, you need to stay inside where there are no introoder kitties or dogs, or worse…VISHUS DEER. You’re gonna hook up with Billy one day, but don’t be in too much of a hurry. If you […]

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Ask Max Monday: All You Need Is…a Beatles Song
[ 4 ] May 15, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: All You Need Is…a Beatles Song

Hiiiiii Maxxxx!!!! It’s me, Harriet!!!! I was adopted by my mommy almost 10 years ago when I was 5 months old and and and guess what I discovered recently???? I discovered that lying on top of mommy in bed is really really really comfy and and and she gives me loads of petting and chin […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Art of Compromise
[ 6 ] May 8, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: The Art of Compromise

Max, I was getting lots of pets from my human last evening while I sat on his belly until the D-O-G came over & nudged her way between us. She gets jealous. I found it rude! What can I do next time to make sure she doesn’t do that? I’d try hissing and puffing up […]

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At the Movies with Homer and Reno

At the Movies with Homereno: Ding Ding!
[ 0 ] April 20, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Ding Ding!

RENO: These cats reely hafta werk for thare treets! HOMER: I think my way is better….just skreeming that I’m gonna faint if I don’t git chikken NOW NOW NOW! RENO: Hard to tell what’s more annoying, a bell dinging dinging dinging or you skreeming skreeming skreeming. HOMER: Either way, we both git the treets shuvelled in! RENO: I […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Porky Pine!
[ 0 ] April 13, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Porky Pine!

HOMER: This moovey wuz a reel hit with the ladey. RENO: Yep, she’s watched it a gazillion times. HOMER: I have never sawed a kreecher that looks like a porky pine. RENO: He is kyoot, but I don’t think I’d wanna kerl up in my cat cup with him. He looks prikkly. HOMER: I don’t […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerl Teeze!
[ 1 ] March 16, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerl Teeze!

HOMER: OH. MY. BAST. I luvved this moovey so much! RENO: That sqwerl reely pwned those poor cats, tho! HOMER: I liked the part win the sqwerl goze rite up the window and sez BITE ME! RENO: We haz bin watchin the sqwerl in owr yard a lot this week acuz the wether has been […]

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Cat Art, Crafts, Lit

Mancat Mancave: On Sale!
[ 1 ] May 20, 2017 |

Mancat Mancave: On Sale!

Was $329, now $247 for this Seussian felted mancat mancave.  It’s super-sized: Full hight 34.3” Width 17.3” Depth 14.6′ and each felted creation is made to order. She’s got quite a few more in a whimsical burst of color and style. This one is on sale for $82: You can even find one that’ll match […]

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Need a Sharknado Hat, Kittehs?
[ 5 ] May 10, 2017 |

Need a Sharknado Hat, Kittehs?

Once I got over the fact that this cat’s markings are remarkably similar to Rocky the Guttercat’s, I could ponder how really really badly I needed to get a sharknado hat for Tripper. Because the decision is not whether to buy him the sharknado hat, but whether to buy the solar system hat instead. Because […]

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Need a Cinco de Mayo Sombrero, Kittehs?
[ 2 ] May 4, 2017 |

Need a Cinco de Mayo Sombrero, Kittehs?

Seems I’m always a dollar short and a day late. This week is no exception: I failed to procure proper Cinco de Mayo headgear for my boys. And this sombrero woulda been PURRfect! The Stitched Adventures shop on Etsy has a delightful selection of kitty headgear, including pigtails (to go under a Viking helmet, purrhaps?), […]

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Other Recent Posts

Is There a Cardwood Derby Trophy in Your Future?

Is There a Cardwood Derby Trophy in Your Future?

[ 4 ] March 22, 2017 |

Cats across the globe are madly ordering cardwood boxes from Amazon in an attempt to build the winning vehicle in this year’s Cat Scouts Cardwood Derby. Competition is friendly, but fierce. At stake is a purrsonalized trophy, the envy of your peers, and eternal fame. Rules are simple. You must design and build a vehicle […]

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All Around Amazing Beau

All Around Amazing Beau

[ 18 ] May 12, 2017 |

Meet the retired “puma” who lives the good life now at Pets Overload. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human. Beau: My name’s Beau and my human’s name is Johnny. Funny Farmer Felines: If you have any furry siblings, please introduce them too. Beau: I used to have a brother named Walker, although […]

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Good News Tewsday: Treed Tasha is Freed

Good News Tewsday: Treed Tasha is Freed

[ 0 ] May 9, 2017 |

Tasha spent eleven days in a tree without food or water. The three-year-old Akron calico put the tree between herself and a randy tomcat, but having not mastered tree descent, in the tree she stayed. Her owner, 85-year-old Eva Schulze, tried to lure her down with stinky goodness, but Tasha remained in the boughs of the 40-foot […]

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Valentine and Zombie Squirrelygigs

Valentine and Zombie Squirrelygigs

We are not well-acquainted with today’s interviewee from Noir Kitty Mews but perhaps you are. Still, there is more you can learn. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Valentine: Mew Mew hellos! I’m so humbled that you wish to interview me. My name is “Valentine” (pronounced like one of my fav holidays). […]

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Good News Tewsday: Geezer Cat Rescue!

Good News Tewsday: Geezer Cat Rescue!

[ 4 ] May 2, 2017 |

Butterfly, a 15-year-old ginger tabby in Georgia, spent three days stuck in a tree. This indoor cat had escaped to the great outdoors when a darned woofie chased him up a tree. The petrified cat wouldn’t come down from his three-story high perch no way, no how. Even worse, he’d picked a tree surrounded by poison ivy. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Purrfect for a Woofy

Ask Max Monday: Purrfect for a Woofy

[ 5 ] May 1, 2017 |

Dood, the mom says that’s some epic ear hair. But we heard that guys only get ear hair when they get old. Is you old? We don’t think so, so we think that it’s a lie. Also, the mom says that burrito looks like it could explode at any minute. Also, Miles farted in the […]

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Little Binky Loves Granny

Little Binky Loves Granny

[ 21 ] April 28, 2017 |

There is an interesting story behind Binky and Granny from the blog Angels Whisper. We know you will enjoy reading it. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Binky: I’m Little Binky and that’s my Granny. *points paw at Granny* I was born somewhere in Autum of 2002. I’m a cow kitty and […]

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Good News Tewsday: Grand Rapids Gets Cat Yoga … and Soon, a Cat Cafe!

Good News Tewsday: Grand Rapids Gets Cat Yoga … and Soon, a Cat Cafe!

[ 0 ] April 25, 2017 |

This Sunday in Grand Rapids, the Happy Cat Cafe is hosting a pawpular cat yoga class. Soon, the entire cafe will be open, too. Happy Cat Cafe will be half gourmet coffee-shop, half cat adoption center. You’ll purchase a specialty coffee and bakery item and maybe pull out a good book (or a newspaper, so […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Been a 20 Day Week

Ask Max Monday: It’s Been a 20 Day Week

[ 4 ] April 24, 2017 |

Doods, it really feels like this week has been 20 days long. We’ve been slammed over here at Casa de Psychokitty, trying to meet a work deadline, and then trying to fix a major manuscript oops. So this week I bring you this: It’s a burrito the Man tried to suck down this week. He […]

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These Cat Succulent Planters Don’t Suck!

These Cat Succulent Planters Don’t Suck!

[ 1 ] April 23, 2017 |

I’ve never seen planters quite like these…fuzzy cat plant holders! (Click any image for the specific product page.) A tiny plastic pot is meant to go inside, so you don’t have muddy water leaking all over your furniture. It comes in practically any permutation of cat breed/color you can imagine. (She also does other cute […]

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