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Jasper McKitten-Cat and Siblings
[ 7 ] July 28, 2017 |

Jasper McKitten-Cat and Siblings

Today we interview one of the old time bloggers. We remember Jasper McKitten-Cat and his siblings from our own early blogging days. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Jasper McKitten-Cat: I am Jasper McKitten-Cat. I am a ginger mancat and the primary blogger here. My first blog post was way back on […]

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$50 Off Kitty Clones
[ 0 ] July 27, 2017 |

$50 Off Kitty Clones

No DNA required, just lotsa photos (and room on your credit card). A new company, Cuddle Clones creates life-size* plush copies of your favorite fluffy friend. You send in one (or many) photos from all angles, choose ear shape/position, describe any oddities like pawpad colors, and a clone of your kitteh will be on your […]

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Ask Max Monday: WE’RE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER I THINK
[ 2 ] July 24, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: WE’RE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER I THINK

Dear Max, Cood you wish my goofy sister from annuder litter Gracie a happy twelf birfday today? I turnt nineteen lass munf, and the Food Lady sez if I make it to twunny, she’ll let me visit a real live rotissery chukkin farm and eet anyfing I kech. Do you fink she’z pullin my leg? […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Cat Scarves or Art? You Decide.
[ 3 ] July 21, 2017 |

Cat Scarves or Art? You Decide.

I love brilliant, saturated color. I love cats. And since I have a metal allergy, my fashion accessory of choice is a scarf. So naturally, I fell in love with these hand-painted silk scarves! They come in various generous sizes and generally run from $33-$44 each. The artist is Alice Rodionova, who’s from Saint Petersburg, […]

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Taylor Swift and April Paris
[ 10 ] July 21, 2017 |

Taylor Swift and April Paris

It was such fun meeting and learning about today’s interviewees. They do not have a blog but they do have an Instagram account. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human. Taylor: Hello! My name is Taylor Swift (my mommy named me after the singer Taylor Swift, because I am also smart and talented. […]

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Ask Max Monday: IT’S A GIRL!
[ 4 ] July 17, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: IT’S A GIRL!

Hey Max Dood Mine brofur Sammy is sick – he has some sort of cancer on his tummy and it’s icky. The mom says Nicky and I has to leave him alone, but he WANTS us to chase him. He whaps me first. When we does, he leaves all his furs all over the house […]

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The Cat Lover's Lifestyle

Some Seriously Serious Scratching Posts!
[ 3 ] May 31, 2017 |

Some Seriously Serious Scratching Posts!

  Alexander Hagendorf builds some of the finest cat scratchers on the planet. I’m picky about our scratching posts. They have to sit solid on the floor so that the cat doesn’t pull it over atop himself when he goes to scratch. And they should look nice enough that we don’t have to hide it […]

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Mancat Mancave: On Sale!
[ 1 ] May 20, 2017 |

Mancat Mancave: On Sale!

Was $329, now $247 for this Seussian felted mancat mancave.  It’s super-sized: Full hight 34.3” Width 17.3” Depth 14.6′ and each felted creation is made to order. She’s got quite a few more in a whimsical burst of color and style. This one is on sale for $82: You can even find one that’ll match […]

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IKEA’s Idea about Cat House Design
[ 0 ] April 5, 2017 |

IKEA’s Idea about Cat House Design

I’m not a shopper, not a mall rat. And, since I lost my sense o smell, IKEA’s cinnamon bun siren song no longer calls out to me. These days, I’m just there for the lutefisk pizza. So I was more than a little delighted a couple of weeks ago, when I stumbled across Homer drapes […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: WE’RE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER I THINK
[ 2 ] July 24, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: WE’RE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER I THINK

Dear Max, Cood you wish my goofy sister from annuder litter Gracie a happy twelf birfday today? I turnt nineteen lass munf, and the Food Lady sez if I make it to twunny, she’ll let me visit a real live rotissery chukkin farm and eet anyfing I kech. Do you fink she’z pullin my leg? […]

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Ask Max Monday: IT’S A GIRL!
[ 4 ] July 17, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: IT’S A GIRL!

Hey Max Dood Mine brofur Sammy is sick – he has some sort of cancer on his tummy and it’s icky. The mom says Nicky and I has to leave him alone, but he WANTS us to chase him. He whaps me first. When we does, he leaves all his furs all over the house […]

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Ask Max Monday: ON MONDAY, Y’ALL!
[ 2 ] July 10, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: ON MONDAY, Y’ALL!

Hey Max – we just moved into this house and were stuck in a room. We heard another cat living outside of the room, but the tall lady person took him away last night and she didn’t bring him back home. Today, we’ve been allowed out into the rest of the house. Why didn’t he […]

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At the Movies with Homer and Reno

At the Movies with Homereno: The Cats’ Meows!
[ 3 ] June 24, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: The Cats’ Meows!

RENO: We have not bin revyooing mooveys for a wile for good reezins. HOMER: Number one, we keep gettin in trubble. Peeple don’t appreesheeate it win we make a winter wunderland owt of toillit paper. RENO: I still don’t unnerstand why thy don’t appreesheeate a little Currier and Ives diorama. It takes SKILLZ to unroll […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Ding Ding!
[ 0 ] April 20, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Ding Ding!

RENO: These cats reely hafta werk for thare treets! HOMER: I think my way is better….just skreeming that I’m gonna faint if I don’t git chikken NOW NOW NOW! RENO: Hard to tell what’s more annoying, a bell dinging dinging dinging or you skreeming skreeming skreeming. HOMER: Either way, we both git the treets shuvelled in! RENO: I […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Porky Pine!
[ 0 ] April 13, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Porky Pine!

HOMER: This moovey wuz a reel hit with the ladey. RENO: Yep, she’s watched it a gazillion times. HOMER: I have never sawed a kreecher that looks like a porky pine. RENO: He is kyoot, but I don’t think I’d wanna kerl up in my cat cup with him. He looks prikkly. HOMER: I don’t […]

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Cat Art, Crafts, Lit

$50 Off Kitty Clones
[ 0 ] July 27, 2017 |

$50 Off Kitty Clones

No DNA required, just lotsa photos (and room on your credit card). A new company, Cuddle Clones creates life-size* plush copies of your favorite fluffy friend. You send in one (or many) photos from all angles, choose ear shape/position, describe any oddities like pawpad colors, and a clone of your kitteh will be on your […]

Read More

Cat Scarves or Art? You Decide.
[ 3 ] July 21, 2017 |

Cat Scarves or Art? You Decide.

I love brilliant, saturated color. I love cats. And since I have a metal allergy, my fashion accessory of choice is a scarf. So naturally, I fell in love with these hand-painted silk scarves! They come in various generous sizes and generally run from $33-$44 each. The artist is Alice Rodionova, who’s from Saint Petersburg, […]

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9 Whimsical Gloombuster Cats
[ 3 ] July 6, 2017 |

9 Whimsical Gloombuster Cats

You’ll be dead of the kyoot when you see these charming knit cats by OlgaMareeva. The first thing I thought of when I saw them was that I should buy up a bunch and make a stop motion animation movie with them… those faces! They’re made of high quality angora and mohair yarn and stuffed […]

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Other Recent Posts

Is There a Cardwood Derby Trophy in Your Future?

Is There a Cardwood Derby Trophy in Your Future?

[ 4 ] March 22, 2017 |

Cats across the globe are madly ordering cardwood boxes from Amazon in an attempt to build the winning vehicle in this year’s Cat Scouts Cardwood Derby. Competition is friendly, but fierce. At stake is a purrsonalized trophy, the envy of your peers, and eternal fame. Rules are simple. You must design and build a vehicle […]

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Vodka Saves Cat’s Life

Vodka Saves Cat’s Life

[ 4 ] July 18, 2017 |

An Australian cat suspected of drinking antifreeze survived the ordeal with the help of a bottle of vodka. Yes, you read that right. The stricken cat was found outside of a tire shop in Brisbane last weekend. They took him to the RSPCA post-haste, and when he tested positive for renal failure the veterinary team […]

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July 2017 Snooze

July 2017 Snooze

[ 1 ] July 14, 2017 |

We’re in need of a mid-July nap, but we plan to be back next Friday with another fun interview.  Be sure to join us then.

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Firehouse Cat Saves Firemen

Firehouse Cat Saves Firemen

[ 0 ] July 10, 2017 |

A South Carolina tabby whose orange coat mimics the flames his firefighting pals extinguish is being hailed as their savior. The firefighters at the Belmont Fire Department in Greenville rescued “Flame” a couple of years ago when they found him near the firehouse, scared and skinny as a rail. Firefighter engineer Jordan Lide won’t forget […]

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Meet the Four-Legged Furballs

Meet the Four-Legged Furballs

[ 10 ] July 7, 2017 |

Oh, you’ve already met them? Well, prepare to learn more about this fun-loving furry family known as the Four-Legged Furballs. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human. Evan: I’ll start. After all, I’m the oldest. Well, pup Astrid is actually the oldest, but only by 2 months, which rounds down to 0, so […]

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Good News Tewsday: Wee Kitten Rescued from Golden Gate Bridge

Good News Tewsday: Wee Kitten Rescued from Golden Gate Bridge

[ 2 ] July 4, 2017 |

A ginger and white kitten was rescued from the median of the Golden Gate Bridge by a pair of kindly California Highway Patrol officers last week. Shortly, he’ll be up for adoption. I used to cross the Golden Gate Bridge daily (I even walked in the middle of the roadway in 1987 for the 50th […]

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Ask Max Monday: Oops, I Did It Again…

Ask Max Monday: Oops, I Did It Again…

[ 3 ] July 4, 2017 |

Deer Max How many chomps can youse give de woman fur de taco hat?  Iz dey allow to do dis type of thing to the rulers of de planet. Wez want to know de rules and regulations in case we wake up wid a taco on our heads Your fans Oakley an Sugar Actually, it’s […]

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12 Vintage Ceramic Cats Eager to be Adopted!

12 Vintage Ceramic Cats Eager to be Adopted!

[ 2 ] July 1, 2017 |

Today we found some (mostly) mid-century ceramic cat figures that need adopting! Click any photo for purchase info (prices subject to change.) These are mid-century Holt Howard repros. In the 60s, knockoffs of the Holt Howard Cozy Kittens were the rage, and MIJ copies sprouted like mushrooms. Now they are nearly as collectible as the […]

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Erin The Tuxedo Princess

Erin The Tuxedo Princess

[ 17 ] June 30, 2017 |

It has been such fun meeting and interviewing Erin the cat princess from her blog of the same name. She has a resilient spirit and a happy ever after story. After all, how many cats can say they have gone from bare survival on the streets to living in a Palace with a plentiful supply […]

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Good News Tewsday: SFSPCA Embraces Cats’ True Nature with Innovative Feeding Style

Good News Tewsday: SFSPCA Embraces Cats’ True Nature with Innovative Feeding Style

[ 4 ] June 27, 2017 |

Anyone who’s watched “My Cat From Hell” is familiar with Jackson Galaxy’s mantra: “HUNT. CATCH. KILL. EAT.” It what is in the cat’s nature to do, and thwarting those instincts is at the root of many behavioral problems that cats exhibit… problems that land many of them back in the shelter. Keeping your cat indoors, […]

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