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Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.
[ 2 ] October 20, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.

max i am only too and a half pownds and i’m trying to bulk up a little. i eet a lot but it all comes out my pooper like a frate trane. I tride adding some fiber by kleening my lardbutt buddeez butt but the man with the short hed furz don’t like that. I […]

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Katris Cat Tower: Limitless Play for Cats ‘n’ YOU!
[ 4 ] October 17, 2014 |

Katris Cat Tower: Limitless Play for Cats ‘n’ YOU!

In the last six months, hubs and I have been drowning immersed in home reno projects. Most recently, we moved living and family room furniture out of storage into our newly carpeted and painted downstairs. The leather furniture is immune from cat scratching, something at which I’ve always rather marveled. But the dark blue upholstered […]

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Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
[ 4 ] October 13, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Sorry I’m late getting this online today; we had some computer issues and everything I had already done is stuck on a broken laptop, which meant re-writing and I had to ponder hard and re-organize my thinks before doing that. Max, so we asked you before about what we should do when that woman that […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

Ask Max Monday: A Max By Any Other Name Might Not Get Paid…
[ 3 ] September 22, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: A Max By Any Other Name Might Not Get Paid…

Thanks for your wisdom Max! Just to clarify, Human Daddy didn’t kick me–it certainly wasn’t the famed Bunny Kick of Death, which big sister Lily is working hard to teach me–he simply moved the foot I was attacking off the side of the bed, i.e. out of bounds. As I was anchored to that foot […]

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Who’s the Victor at Your House in the Food Bowl Tug-o-War?
[ 0 ] September 18, 2014 |

Who’s the Victor at Your House in the Food Bowl Tug-o-War?

I’ve been a cat lady all my life and have never seen two cats spar over food in quite the way that this pair does. They make the tug-of-war seem civil. No whaps, no hissing. Maybe they’re British cats.

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FreeKibbleKat Comes Full Circle with FreeKatLitter.com
[ 0 ] September 17, 2014 |

FreeKibbleKat Comes Full Circle with FreeKatLitter.com

Talk about an end-to-end solution! You probably go to Freekibblekat.com to answer a trivia question which then triggers a food donation to shelters, right? (If not, there’s no time like the present to jump on that bandwagon.) The trouble is, all the food that gets eaten has to go somewhere. And that means shelters have […]

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The Cat and Crazy Cat Lady Lifestyles

Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories
[ 0 ] October 12, 2014 |

Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories

If you’re a cat-hating fashionista, these are hard times for you. First Charlotte Olympia sold a pair of cat-embroidered flats to basically everyone in the fashion industry, then Taylor Swift started toting around her cat, Olivia Benson, on her arm. Now, Karl Lagerfeld has emblazoned a new line of bags, clothes and accessories with a […]

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Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.
[ 4 ] October 7, 2014 |

Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.

Cat Watch 2014 is the second Horizon cat experiment in the U.K. It documents the behavior of cats when they think we’re not watching. It’s a followup to last year’s experiment, The Secret Life of Cats, that attached GPS trackers and cat cams to 50 cats in a Surrey village, then followed their activity. This year, the […]

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Catdance Film Festival Now Open for Entries
[ 0 ] September 11, 2014 |

Catdance Film Festival Now Open for Entries

Buckaroo is still licking his wounds over his Fainting Goat Cat video not making it to the finals of a recent cat video contest despite pandering to the sponsors and doing some damned fine stunt cat work. He lost to a bunch of lame Vines. So he was very excited to see that Fresh Step […]

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Blogging Cat Interviews by the Funny Farmer Felines

Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog
[ 8 ] October 3, 2014 |

Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog

We have enjoyed becoming acquainted with Hemingway and Shakespeare from Two Cats Views.  They do, indeed have two views, which makes them interesting to interview.  Pull up a cushion and read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Hemingway: I’m the handsome black tuxedo cat and I weigh about 19 pounds. […]

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Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew
[ 17 ] September 26, 2014 |

Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew

Cindi Lou, from the blog Through Squirrel Eyes, and the Kitty Krew – Adam, Spooky, Big Boy, Vincent, Marky, Bandit, Georgia, Gloria – are our interview guests this week. Pull up a cushion and listen to their tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans Adam: My name is Adam. My brothers are […]

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Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice
[ 17 ] September 12, 2014 |

Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice

Our guests today are some new blogging friends from the huge state of Texas, USA.  Together, the furries and the humans comprise a large family.  Have a seat and let’s all get better acquainted with Travis, Crockett and Maurice from Lone Star Cats. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Travis: Hi, I’m […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.
[ 2 ] October 20, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.

max i am only too and a half pownds and i’m trying to bulk up a little. i eet a lot but it all comes out my pooper like a frate trane. I tride adding some fiber by kleening my lardbutt buddeez butt but the man with the short hed furz don’t like that. I […]

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Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
[ 4 ] October 13, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Sorry I’m late getting this online today; we had some computer issues and everything I had already done is stuck on a broken laptop, which meant re-writing and I had to ponder hard and re-organize my thinks before doing that. Max, so we asked you before about what we should do when that woman that […]

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Ask Max Monday:
[ 6 ] October 6, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday:

Oh. Um. Since I last checked, in came a question. So. Never mind. Deer Max, I deesided that maybe that littul freek cat izn’t so bad after all and maybe we can form an alliunce together and vote Fat Lard cat off the ilund. But now, Fat Lard wunts to make the littul freek cat […]

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Cat Entertainment, Art and Crafts

Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps
[ 0 ] August 7, 2014 |

Cat Crafters – Check out These Vintage Cat Stamps

Whether you collect stamps or are a crafter who creates collages or mixed media masterpieces, you will LOVE these vintage cat stamps from around the world. Yes, cats rule the planet, and what better way to prove it than by sticking cat pics all over your country’s mail? And they’re cheap — just $3.25 for […]

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13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos
[ 3 ] July 3, 2014 |

13 Pain-Free Cat Tattoos

Maybe you have a deathly fear of needles. Or you’re afraid of making a commitment to a permanent tattoo. The solution? Temp Tatts. The best part? They only cost a couple of bucks. Here are 13 Temporary Cat Tattoos that look like the real thing, but you can scrub them off tonight and try a […]

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10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without
[ 5 ] June 26, 2014 |

10 Mid-Century Modern Cat Art Prints Your Eichler Can’t Live Without

These mid-century modern cat art prints were created by Donna Mibus of Dallas, TX. Though they’d be a proud centerpiece of any cat lover’s home, they’re a must-have if you live in a Mad Men-era home or are a fan of  The Jetsons. These are printed or painted on canvas with a protective satin finish […]

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CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady <em>MUST</em> Own

CritterZone: The De-Stinkifier every Cat Lady MUST Own

[ 7 ] March 4, 2013 |

Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. […]

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Hip Spectacles. No Testicles. Pawsome Cat Video.

Hip Spectacles. No Testicles. Pawsome Cat Video.

[ 0 ] October 2, 2014 |

This is one of the best written, best produced and best costumed cat videos I’ve seen since forever. If you’re trying to get the spay-and-neuter point across, pass this one along. LINK TO VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw1V–rp3ng

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Prominent Pet Writer, Lorie Huston DVM, Has Passed Away

Prominent Pet Writer, Lorie Huston DVM, Has Passed Away

[ 5 ] September 30, 2014 |

Dr Lorie Huston, a veterinarian, award-winning writer, blogger, and social media consultant, passed away this morning in her home state of Nebraska. She was a gentle and compassionate animal lover I was lucky enough to have befriended as our paths criss-crossed over the last few years. Lorie published her own blog, The Pet Health Care Gazette, and […]

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Ask Max Monday: The World is Your Playground; the People, Your Jungle Gym

Ask Max Monday: The World is Your Playground; the People, Your Jungle Gym

[ 1 ] September 29, 2014 |

Many purrs, Max! You are so wise! I have another question. As I was nipping at Big Sis Lily’s tail last night, she told me that I will not be a kitten forever. I’m okay with this–I want to get big and strong like Lily and Uncle Phelps. Lily tells me though that, once you […]

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What Looks Like a Cat but Quacks Like a Duck? (VIDEO)

What Looks Like a Cat but Quacks Like a Duck? (VIDEO)

[ 2 ] September 25, 2014 |

Why, this guy! This cat quacks while napping whenever his owner coughs. Reportedly, he responds to sneezes in the same manner. It is one darned fine Donald Duck impression! LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqMaWqS2FVQ

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Shoesday: Pawsome Handcrafted Cat Pawty Flats!

Shoesday: Pawsome Handcrafted Cat Pawty Flats!

[ 0 ] September 23, 2014 |

  There’s a Cat Party going on at Dogo and you don’t wanna miss out! The pawty in question appears on a pair of whimsical flats full of cats. And those cats are partying like it’s 1999. These shoes are totally handmade and specially produced. They will set you back about a hundred bucks. You […]

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Adorable Cat Waves Paws While Sleeping (VIDEO)

Adorable Cat Waves Paws While Sleeping (VIDEO)

[ 0 ] September 16, 2014 |

Get your squee on with this cute cat video. This little kitteh waves her paws while napping on her back:

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Ask Max Monday: Battle Scars. People Love Them.

Ask Max Monday: Battle Scars. People Love Them.

[ 8 ] September 15, 2014 |

You’re so smart Max. Hey…so mom said one of the last batch of kittens is staying. And now mom puts a leash and harness (OMC!!) on her and they go places in the big metal box. Where the check are they going? Thanks Hmmm…adding another kitty to the caboodle. Leash and harness. Big metal box. […]

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Tsk, Tsk, Tsk: Trash those Ticks with One Quick Spritz

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk: Trash those Ticks with One Quick Spritz

[ 3 ] September 9, 2014 |

Ticks are gross. They give me the heebie jeebies. There is absolutely nothing worse than getting all lovey with Tripper only to discover a hard little bump on his skin. I recoil, make shrieky squirrely girly sounds, and he gets this sad, “What’d I do?” look on his face. Tick Removal the Old Timey Way […]

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Ask Max Monday: People Brains. Cooked and Filled.

Ask Max Monday: People Brains. Cooked and Filled.

[ 2 ] September 8, 2014 |

Dear Max, Things have been great for the last 20,000 or so sleeps. Our union contract specifies that whenever our human is home we get unlimited treats, laps, face brushing, etc., essentially whatever we want, in return she can sleep in our bedroom, feed us and clean the litter box which is very fair. She […]

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Marty and Ralphie Muse

Marty and Ralphie Muse

[ 16 ] September 5, 2014 |

We have a pair of kitties with us today that have only been blogging a few months but they jumped into Blogville with all eight paws (not counting their canine siblings) and found themselves a niche with fun photos. If you haven’t met Marty and Ralphie from Musings by Marty Manx, hop right over when […]

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