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Ask Max Monday: Sadly, We Are Not Hobbits
[ 0 ] February 27, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Sadly, We Are Not Hobbits

Max, my sisfur from another moddar and faddar is a beat! Before the new human adopted me I lived as a only cat and I was Queen. For the first cuppa months I was Queen of my new fan. Then horrors this young brat moved in, she’s not a kittah, and at first she later […]

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Letterpress Cards are the Cat’s Meow
[ 0 ] February 25, 2017 |

Letterpress Cards are the Cat’s Meow

I’m a letterpress addict. Letterpress is a technique of relief printing that uses a printing press in a process by which many copies are produced by repeated direct impression of an inked, raised surface against the paper surface. In an electronic world, it is sadly a lost art. Mejiro Graphics is keeping letterpress–and cats!– alive […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Birds!
[ 0 ] February 24, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Birds!

RENO: This one made me hungry! HOMER: Yah. So many berdz, so little time! RENO: Thare wuz lots of diffrint berdz. I dunno if they wuz all good eetin’ berdz. But they shur looked yummy! HOMER: At first, I thot the movie wud be a dud cuz the berdz at the beginning wuz not all brite pritty […]

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Last Week on Mousebreath

At the Movies with Homereno: That HAIR!
[ 2 ] February 17, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: That HAIR!

RENO: This week’s moovey wuz kind of a horrerr moovey. HOMER: I’m glad yoo hided my eyes thru part of it, bro. RENO: I watched it thru one eye. This is a moovey about an oringe-faced alien hoo takes over the country. HOMER: Frum whut I could see, he wusn’t a happy alien like Mork […]

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Good News Tewsday: Cat Hero Saves Family in Fire
[ 1 ] February 14, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Cat Hero Saves Family in Fire

A Hero Cat in the Alberta community of Clairmont put the bitey on his owner to wake her up and alert her to a house fire in progress. At first, she just thought Fluffy was poking her to get an early breakfast, but smoke soon enveloped them and they fled the house. In the quote of […]

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Ask Max Monday: Denial is Totally an Option
[ 3 ] February 13, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Denial is Totally an Option

Dear Max, Iz a huge, long-hair kittay and my momz iz at her witz end with all the tanglez in my furz. She got a special comb thingy to get them out but they just come back. She tried rubbing me with a anti-cling sheet but it didn’t help much. Mom sez my furz is […]

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The Cat Lover's Lifestyle

Flush $200 Down the Toilet Like a Turd With This Cat Toy Purchase
[ 11 ] December 13, 2016 |

Flush $200 Down the Toilet Like a Turd With This Cat Toy Purchase

I rarely (maybe never) publish negative product reviews because I recognize that even if my cats ignore something I’ve lovingly purchased for them, that doesn’t mean another cat won’t go crazy over it. Resist the Temptation But if the siren call of a cat exercise wheel beckons, stick in some earplugs and walk away. Seriously. […]

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The. Best. Cat Tree. EVAH! And 5 Also-Rans.
[ 5 ] November 23, 2016 |

The. Best. Cat Tree. EVAH! And 5 Also-Rans.

As much as I would love to super-catify my house, I get outvoted by the hubs, who took a lot of convincing just to let me keep a standard-issue 5-ft cat tree in the living room vs. hiding it in a spare bedroom upstairs. He’s worried about being branded a crazy cat dude. So I […]

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10 Ceramic Cats Anyone Can Afford – And a Hedgehog, Too!
[ 0 ] September 23, 2016 |

10 Ceramic Cats Anyone Can Afford – And a Hedgehog, Too!

If you’re looking for a gift for your favorite cat lover and have less than $20 to spend, run–don’t walk–to the Barruntando Shop on Etsy. Barruntando was formed by a group of women from different parts of Spain with a common hobby: ceramics. They came together to create “happy and carefree designs” handcrafted with raw materials and traditional techniques. […]

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Advice and Snark from Max the Feline Life Coach

Ask Max Monday: Sadly, We Are Not Hobbits
[ 0 ] February 27, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Sadly, We Are Not Hobbits

Max, my sisfur from another moddar and faddar is a beat! Before the new human adopted me I lived as a only cat and I was Queen. For the first cuppa months I was Queen of my new fan. Then horrors this young brat moved in, she’s not a kittah, and at first she later […]

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Ask Max Monday: Talking to Myself and Feeling Old…
[ 3 ] February 20, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Talking to Myself and Feeling Old…

Max, We have this gingerbread house that one of the foster kittens has been trying to help Daiquiri destroy. Turns out mom used something called “duck tape” to keep the sides together. What kind of ducks do they use to make tape from? THANKS – Random Felines Sticky ones. Dear Max, what happens when you […]

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Ask Max Monday: Denial is Totally an Option
[ 3 ] February 13, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Denial is Totally an Option

Dear Max, Iz a huge, long-hair kittay and my momz iz at her witz end with all the tanglez in my furz. She got a special comb thingy to get them out but they just come back. She tried rubbing me with a anti-cling sheet but it didn’t help much. Mom sez my furz is […]

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At the Movies with Homer and Reno

At the Movies with Homereno: Birds!
[ 0 ] February 24, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Birds!

RENO: This one made me hungry! HOMER: Yah. So many berdz, so little time! RENO: Thare wuz lots of diffrint berdz. I dunno if they wuz all good eetin’ berdz. But they shur looked yummy! HOMER: At first, I thot the movie wud be a dud cuz the berdz at the beginning wuz not all brite pritty […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: That HAIR!
[ 2 ] February 17, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: That HAIR!

RENO: This week’s moovey wuz kind of a horrerr moovey. HOMER: I’m glad yoo hided my eyes thru part of it, bro. RENO: I watched it thru one eye. This is a moovey about an oringe-faced alien hoo takes over the country. HOMER: Frum whut I could see, he wusn’t a happy alien like Mork […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Get the Mowsie!
[ 1 ] February 10, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Get the Mowsie!

HOMER: This wuz a good wun! RENO: Yah, I never seen a mowsie. How ’bout you? HOMER: Nah. Do yoo think they taste like chikkin? RENO: I dunno. Fansy Feest duzn’t have a mowsie flayver. At least not one I’ve ever had. HOMER: Well, thare missin out! I bet it wood be reely pawpular! RENO: […]

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Cat Art, Crafts, Lit

Letterpress Cards are the Cat’s Meow
[ 0 ] February 25, 2017 |

Letterpress Cards are the Cat’s Meow

I’m a letterpress addict. Letterpress is a technique of relief printing that uses a printing press in a process by which many copies are produced by repeated direct impression of an inked, raised surface against the paper surface. In an electronic world, it is sadly a lost art. Mejiro Graphics is keeping letterpress–and cats!– alive […]

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Act Fast! Still Time to Buy a OOAK Cat Valentine!
[ 0 ] February 7, 2017 |

Act Fast! Still Time to Buy a OOAK Cat Valentine!

We get it. We know you’re sad that Skeezix the Cat Valentines are not available for purchase. But don’t despair… and don’t wait until the last minute when your only choice for a Valentine’s Card will be on the chewing tobacco rack at your corner 7-11. Here are 20 hand-crafted cards that will surprise and delight their […]

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12 Va-Va-Va-Voomy Valentine Ideas for Cat Lovers
[ 1 ] January 25, 2017 |

12 Va-Va-Va-Voomy Valentine Ideas for Cat Lovers

With all the vitriol in the air this week, it’s time we focused on something sweeter — like Valentine’s Day. Yep, it’s just around the corner. Here are a dozen hand-crafted card and gift ideas for you, your SO and your kitty to get yourself focused on a kinder, gentler February. Sweetheart Sweater $29.14 Jamie […]

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Good News Tewsday: Ollie the Escape Artist Back at National Zoo

Good News Tewsday: Ollie the Escape Artist Back at National Zoo

[ 1 ] February 7, 2017 |

Ollie the bobcat, who escaped from the National Zoo in Washington, DC last week, was located after three long days on the lam. She was found on zoo property. The wild cat, who is only a whisker larger than my 22-lb tabby, Tripper, most likely climbed through a small opening in the mesh net around her […]

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Ask Max Monday: ‘Cause This Is Filler, Filler Night…

Ask Max Monday: ‘Cause This Is Filler, Filler Night…

[ 7 ] February 6, 2017 |

  Since there were no questions for this week, I present you with a picture of the Woman being…gawd, being herself. Perhaps it will help you understand what I have to live with. She did that in public, doods. And really, camo and hi-viz? Like what did she really want? To be invisible OR be […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerlz & Berdz Fun

At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerlz & Berdz Fun

[ 0 ] February 3, 2017 |

HOMER: Wich do yoo like better: sqwerlz or berdz? RENO: That a tuffy. Do I hafta chooze? HOMER: Nah. It’s just a hyperthetikul qweschun. RENO: A whut? HOMER: A hyperthetikul. It meens I’m just makin’ konversayshun by askin qweschuns. RENO:  Well I probly woodn’t EET a sqwerl, cuz the one in this week’s moovey looks a little like […]

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Punxsutawney Phil Says “40% OFF at TRIPLE T!”

Punxsutawney Phil Says “40% OFF at TRIPLE T!”

[ 1 ] February 2, 2017 |

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, so you’d better put on your mittens, kittens! What better place to find those mittens than at Triple T Studios, where they’re holding a Groundhog Day Sale! You can save 40% on all purchases with your coupon code: Winter6. OK, they aren’t mittens, but gloves… but you’ll LOVE […]

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Good News Tewsday: Bronx Cat Burglar’s Criminal Adventure

Good News Tewsday: Bronx Cat Burglar’s Criminal Adventure

[ 4 ] January 31, 2017 |

A one-eared flamepoint in the Bronx is happy and healthy today because he took the risk of breaking into a stranger’s apartment to get help. Kenia Castellanos, who runs the Hudson Valley branch of animal advocacy group Empty Cages Collective (ECC) explained that the cat entered a stranger’s apartment through an open window. Now named Zebro, […]

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Ask Max Monday: First Food O’Clock

Ask Max Monday: First Food O’Clock

[ 0 ] January 30, 2017 |

Dear Max, Please stop telling the cats that breakfast should be served at 5am. Thanks, the mom No problem. Kitties. Heads up. Take note. First Food O’clock is not at 5 am. It’s really more like 4:45 am. And since it takes people a bit of time to wake up sufficiently to operate the thumbs […]

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The Cat’s Guide to Chinese New Year

The Cat’s Guide to Chinese New Year

[ 1 ] January 28, 2017 |

Chinese New Year is just around the corner. Many Chinatown cats HATE this holiday because of all the firecrackers, but if you just go hide in a closet during the parade, you’ll be fine. It can be fun and enlightening to discover your Chinese astrology sign. Take that first step toward true enlightenment, kittehs, by […]

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Friday Film Review by Homereno: String Theory

Friday Film Review by Homereno: String Theory

[ 2 ] January 27, 2017 |

HOMER: I was disappointed this week. RENO: Why? I thot you liked this moovey. HOMER: I did. But I thot it wuz named String CHEEZE. I got all hungried up fur nuthin. RENO: Well, stik with me and I’ll help yoo skore sum havarti frum that big kold peeple food box in the kichin. HOMER: […]

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Good News Tewsday: Wild Cat Trafficking Outlawed in UAE

Good News Tewsday: Wild Cat Trafficking Outlawed in UAE

[ 2 ] January 24, 2017 |

  The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has passed a law banning the private ownership and trade of wild and dangerous animals, including cheetahs, tigers, and lions. Those keeping these animals as pets and status symbols will be subject to a $136,000 fine or jail. Anyone seen in public walking his exotic pet–taking your cheetah for […]

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