Mousebreath is thrilled to introduce to you our premiere Sports Columnist, Jeter Harris.
Jeter is such an institution among Yankee’s fans that Charles and Dorothy named their son Derek Jeter after him.
Jeter will purrvide his unique insights into the world of sports for mousebreath!. Jeter calls Lon Guyland his home where he lives with Mickey Mantle, Joba and Matsui. Welcome, Jeter Harris!
— mousebreath!
Hello brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez. Dis iz yer frend jeter harris reportin frum da grate state uv noo york … FRUM DA DUGOUT! fer doze uv u hoo don’t know wut a dugout iz lemme tell u … it’z dis place ware baseball playerz sit during a game. it can be between home an first base … or it can be between home an third base. wile in da dugout, playerz watch da game, joke arownd, chew stuff, an sumtimez spit. it’z called a “dugout” becuz it’s dug out below da seats so da fanz can watch da game.
now … in mi dugout i will talk to mi brudderz or mi frendz about stuff dat intrests us … an mite jus intrest u, too. we will also watch a game or two an report da rezultz to u.
so today i jus wanna tell u dat da yankee game las nite wuzza winner fer me. dey played da toronto blue jays (which wuz espeshully eksitin fer mi brudder matsui hoo reportz dat a blue jay izza tasty bird) da final score wuz yankeez 5, blue jayz 4. mi mom duzzen’t like aj burnett, hoo wuz pitchin fer da yankeez … but he wuz ok. da relief pitcherz were grate … an mi mom wuz espeshully happy to see dat her favrit, joba chamberlain, hadda grate innin. dey will be playin again today … so i will have sum updatez … an a speshul intervyoo wid mi brudder matsui … so stay tuned.
frum yer frend–jeter harris
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mousebreathers, here’s the first Scavenger Hunt Clue:
With one eye blue and one eye green
She’s the prettiest girlcat that you’ve ever seen.
To find where she lives, drive on down that big street
And look for the porch that sports Roy and Sigfried.
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I don’t know anything about baseball, Jeter, so I’m glad you’re writing for mousebreath so I can learn stuff.
Jeter, dear, you spell Joba’s last name “Chamberlain.”
And, to keep your many readers up to the minute, the Yankees won again today. Tomorrow they will be in Detroit to meet the Tigers. I’m sure you will have something to say about those “big cats!”
I want to learn about baseball. I think I might have a knack for it.
jeets! good to see you representin’ us NYYankee fans!
love from
Maus and family (from Catster!)
This a very gud repurrt, Jeter! We is so glad we gets to read you in this magazeen.
This a very gud pick, mousebreath; we loves Jeter.
Can you mail us a Jayburd?
Wow. This is a great job for you, Jeter. I’ll be looking forward to your reports (even though I am a CUBS fan….).
Balls said the Queen.
If I had two I wood be King!
(I used ta haff two balls, but I got me the nooter.)
Not sure we’re doing this right but we solved the clue.
Couldn’t find a badge at that blog though, but left a comment anyway.
Boy, yer good! Hang onto yer pants. When the clue OFFISHULLY appeers, the badge will be on the other blog. It will be anuther day or two.
Jeter, we know you’re all about baseball and all, but will you be repurrting on any other sports?
We’ve got the Twins in our town but frankly they aren’t real exciting.
Mom is a big time pro hockey fan….36 years cheering for them Flyers!!!! Go Flyers!
deer scooby, shaggy an scout,
yes i will be repurrtin on udder sportz … wen baseball stopz bein so darned eksitin!!!
maybe dis yeer i’ll learn abowt hockey!
yer frend–jh
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OK, we solved this clue!
Great game.
We solved the clue.
Excellent report, Jeter. We can’t wait to learn more about baseball and stuff.
Hi ya, Jeter! Thanks for that report on the game!!
And we got the first clue!!
We found da clue! And we’z lerning about baseball…our peepul don’t watch dat stuff so we need yoo to teach us.
Ohai, Jeter, mai twin brofur to go wif owr twin sisfur! White tabbies is teh bestest, hansomest, smartest kittehs, rite? Rite!
Um, dat’s my way of sayin I figgered teh clue.