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Skeezix and Frootbat Titus

Hi evrybuddy, this is Skeezix the Cat, repurrting from Dearborn Mishygun this week. Last nite was VERY exciting. Me an the Food Lady got to meet Titus the Frootbat dawg and Earl Grey. And we got a glance of Tazo, hoo frankly, didn’t like me vary much.

Skeezix the Cat (rear) and Earl Grey (front)

Skeezix the Cat (rear) and Earl Grey (front)

Titus’ Food Lady took us to an Irish pub. And you know whut that meens: MUTHER’S MILK!

Skeezix and Mother's Milk

If this pikcher looks a little blurry it’s becuz the FL had some Mother’s Milk, too. Thare was a hole lotta laffin goin’ on, and then Jeter Harris’ mom called and thare was more laffin and laffin than the hole state of Mishygun had ever known.

And of korse, you can’t drink Mother’s Milk without a side of Horny Gote Weed!

horny goat weed

Here’s me an Titus’ byootiful mom:

Skeezix and Titus' Mom

Boy, it was a fun nite! I wuz werried that Dearborn wood be full of vishus deer, but insted it was just a wonderful nice place to vizit! And Titus’ byootiful mom shode us a reely good time.

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Skeezix the Cat -- also known as the Feline Fashionista -- has been blogging daily for over six years, since he was six months old. His doppelganger, Flat Skeezix, has traveled to Ireland, England, Ohio, Michigan, the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop on I5, New York, Florida,Missouri, and Pea Soup Anderson's in Gustine, CA, and has been a guest of Sarge Charlie and Auntie Bee on several Carribean cruises. Skeezix loves show tunes, and counts among his idols Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Liza, Bernadette Peters, Jacqueline Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liberace and Elton John. His "special" friend is Daisy the Curly Cat.

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8 Responses so far.

  1. Taz says:

    Glad your FL got some mother’s milk! My old WS is too cheap to buy any.

  2. Max says:

    Heh…Earl Grey has that “He’s behind me, isn’t he?” look…

  3. Penny says:

    Aww, we wish we woz thare! Luv, The Caramels and ‘er indores :) xxx <3

  4. I herd mi mom laffin an laffin in her sleep. Wut da? Titus sher lookz hansum!

  5. The Crew says:

    Oh man, we can’t believe you got to meet our friends EG, Tazo and the one and only Titus, live and in person!

  6. We love those guys!!! Sounds like a good time was had by all…

  7. It looks like you all had a great time!!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

  8. Titus says:

    We had a blast! Thanks for visiting us and for not chomping on my ears. You might just be the best cat in the world!