hello brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez. i’m heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an we decided to see if u hav lerned anythin abowt baseball azza rezult uv reedin “in da dugowt” so far. we put togedder dis little (OPEN BOOK) test. wen yer finished wid da (OPEN BOOK) test … pleez send yer answerz to: jeterharris2@gmail.com. fer doze uv u hoo get 100% … dere will be sum kinda swag!
heer goez … GOOD LUCK!
1–name 3 thingz playerz do in da dugowt durin a game.
2–how many inninz are inna regyoolar game an wut wuz da longest game in mlb history?
3–wut duz mi brudder call da toronto blue jayz?
4–wut iz da name uv mi best d-o-g’z favrit ball park an ware izzit?
5–wut san francisco giant pitcher iz called “freak?”
6–hoo wrote “take me out to the ballgame?”
7–hoo sed “I never said most of the things I said.”
8–wen talkin abowt yooniformz, wut do da noo york yankeez ware?
9–wut iz da dee-el?
10-hoo won da home run derby dis yeer?
extra credit:
hoo iz mousebreath’s premier sportz columnist?
hoo joinz me in da dugowt to share hiz opinionz an insitez?
remember … send yer answerz (TO DA OPEN BOOK TEST) to jeterharris2@gmail.com.
Good luck sportz fanz!
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Have I wun, yet?
deer skeez,
i’m scorin yer test rite now.
good luck.
yerz–jh
Oh man, we don’t stand a chance on this, Jete. Mom & Dad are just lukewarm baseball fans, and are not in your league!
All u havta do iz find da anserz in mi postz!
Whutever u do, don’t anser JOBA for the secund extra kredit qweschun.
Datz given anserz … I wood hav to eliminate u fer cheetin, skeez.
That’s NOT given an anser!!!! I just sed whut one of the gazillion ansers it wuz NOT!
we know some of these answers but, we do not want to b e thought of a yankees fans we are red sox fans
My big bruther Mao peed on my BoSox shert.
Duhr!
U ar sportz fanz!!! Dis izza open book quiz … So make yerself at home … Find da anserz … An get yerself sum swag! An it won’t be yankee swag i promis!
Yer frend an fellow sportz fan–jh
wow, you stumped me Jete
u gotta reed mi column sir.
jus sayin.
jh