Mousebreath! A magazine for cats.

A lifestyle magazine by cats for cats, kittens and cat lovers

Like it? Share it!

Skippyjon Jones Class Action

As many of you know, when I was a kitten, I reely wunted to ride the short bus and go to skool. In fact, around this time evry yeer, I start dreeming about it, probly cuz of all the Target bak-to-skool ads on teevee.

Skeezix the Cat dreams of riding the short bus to school

But evry yeer, me an Mr Tasty Face wood wate for the short bus to stop in frunt of my house, and evry yeer I ended up vary vary disappointed. It was hartbraking.

Mr Tasty Face and Skeezix wait for the short bus

So win I red this grate book called Skippyjon Jones, Class Action, I got vary excited. You see, I identify with Skippyjon Jones cuz just like him I’ve got big ears and I had vary byootiful sisters who were a little imberrist by the way I look. Peepul mistake Skippyjon Jones for a chiwawa.

This is the best Skippyjon Jones book EVER! It’s the story of how he wunted to go to skool but his mom woodn’t let him. Ware he lives, only dawgs go to skool. (I gess that’s becuz dawgs are stoopid [except for my frends Titus and Diamond Doggie and Tyler] and need to go to skool to git sum smarts.)

It was a riveting story. You can heer the ferst part of the story heer:

The book is pritty easy to reed cuz it duzn’t have too many big werds that you have to look up on dictionary.com. I give it 4 paws up.

You can buy Skippyjon Jones, Class Action on Amazon for less than $10.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...
Like it? Share it!

skeezix

Skeezix the Cat -- also known as the Feline Fashionista -- has been blogging daily for over six years, since he was six months old. His doppelganger, Flat Skeezix, has traveled to Ireland, England, Ohio, Michigan, the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop on I5, New York, Florida,Missouri, and Pea Soup Anderson's in Gustine, CA, and has been a guest of Sarge Charlie and Auntie Bee on several Carribean cruises. Skeezix loves show tunes, and counts among his idols Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Liza, Bernadette Peters, Jacqueline Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liberace and Elton John. His "special" friend is Daisy the Curly Cat.

More Posts - Website

6 Responses so far.

  1. Max says:

    Man, it’s a good thing it doesn’t have big words to look up. Spelling dictionary.com is HARD.

  2. skeezix says:

    Frankly, Max, I think dictionary.com is broken cuz it never has the werds I look up in it.

  3. LOKi and Bean says:

    Vary paneful to watch. Part Too shood be bettur for Skippyjon Joes!

  4. You stories of waiting for the short bus were some of the most heartbreaking things we ever read.
    Skippy really looks like you and we even though there are no little ones here anymore mom just might have to find the book and see how it all turns out!

  5. That was an awesome story, Skeeze! Mom says that if the FL and Mr. TF would let you, you could come to her school an’ be a ninth grader!
    DMM

  6. That’s a cute video of the book.

    We were misty-eyed remembering you and Mr TF sitting out all day waiting on the school bus. And then you said dogs are stupid. Hrrrrruffff!

    Buddy, Merci & Sam