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brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … i’m jeter harris an i’m heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui (hoo iz pickin da bird fetherz frum hiz teeth … duhr) talkin abowt standinz.
dis izza importunt time uv yeer in baseball. it’z da second half uv da seesun an it’z time to get reel serious abowt ware da teemz stand an if dey ar gointa make it to da playoffz an da werld seriez. it’z verree eksitin.
so lemme remind u dat dere ar two leegz–da american leeg an da national leeg. in eech leeg dere iz da eest, da central, an da west. teemz ar in first place, second place, an so on. dere iz sumthin called “gamez back” (or gb) an dat iz importunt to know becuz da standin can chanje at any time. so … now … widowt anudder werd … heer ar da standinz az uv today! (verree eksitin!)

ale (american leeg eest):
first place: noo york yankeez
boston red sox–1 game back

alc (american leeg central)
first place: detroit
cleveland–4 gb

alw (american leeg west)
first place: texas
los angeles–1 gb

nle (national leeg eest):
first place: phillies
atlanta–8.5 (dat’z 8 anna half) gb

nlc (national leeg central)
first place: milwaukee
st. louis–3 gb

nlw (national leeg west):
first place: san francisco
arizona–.5 (dat’z haffa game back)

uv course i’m verree eksitid abowt da yankeez … espeshulee becuz dey ar in boston meetin dere grate rivalz da red sox dis weekend.

dere wuzza b-i-g fite between da giantz an da phillies wen shane victorino (i like sayin dat name!) got hit by a pitch. it wuz disturbin yet eksitin to watch.

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_08_05_phimlb_sfnmlb_1&mode=recap&c_id=phi

standinz can chanje frum day-to-day … but today i’mma happee boy!

go yankz!

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Jeter Harris

i amma tabbycat hoo luvz baseball. i got mi start inna parkin lot. i liv in da grate state uv noo york on lon guyland and i luv da noo york yankeez! i share mi howse wid mi brudderz mickey mantle, matsui, and dat stoopid kitten joba. i yoozed to luv da grate owtdoorz but, az uv late, i am more uvva howsecat. go figyer.

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8 Responses so far.

  1. Cheysuli says:

    Are the M’s still last?

  2. Max says:

    Where the heck are the A’s? and the Giants? Are they sucking this year?

  3. 'Kaika says:

    I’m happy for your team, my friend! But hey, my team is only, like, 18 games back. Duhr.

  4. On the better not for us the Yankees and the Sox are now tied for first. I think it will be a good post season.

   

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