brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … i’m jeter harris an i’m heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui (hoo iz pickin da bird fetherz frum hiz teeth … duhr) talkin abowt standinz.
dis izza importunt time uv yeer in baseball. it’z da second half uv da seesun an it’z time to get reel serious abowt ware da teemz stand an if dey ar gointa make it to da playoffz an da werld seriez. it’z verree eksitin.
so lemme remind u dat dere ar two leegz–da american leeg an da national leeg. in eech leeg dere iz da eest, da central, an da west. teemz ar in first place, second place, an so on. dere iz sumthin called “gamez back” (or gb) an dat iz importunt to know becuz da standin can chanje at any time. so … now … widowt anudder werd … heer ar da standinz az uv today! (verree eksitin!)
ale (american leeg eest):
first place: noo york yankeez
boston red sox–1 game back
alc (american leeg central)
first place: detroit
cleveland–4 gb
alw (american leeg west)
first place: texas
los angeles–1 gb
nle (national leeg eest):
first place: phillies
atlanta–8.5 (dat’z 8 anna half) gb
nlc (national leeg central)
first place: milwaukee
st. louis–3 gb
nlw (national leeg west):
first place: san francisco
arizona–.5 (dat’z haffa game back)
uv course i’m verree eksitid abowt da yankeez … espeshulee becuz dey ar in boston meetin dere grate rivalz da red sox dis weekend.
dere wuzza b-i-g fite between da giantz an da phillies wen shane victorino (i like sayin dat name!) got hit by a pitch. it wuz disturbin yet eksitin to watch.
http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2011_08_05_phimlb_sfnmlb_1&mode=recap&c_id=phi
standinz can chanje frum day-to-day … but today i’mma happee boy!
go yankz!
Are the M’s still last?
da grate seattle marinerz ar only 14 gamez back … an …In las place. buti heer dey havva grate stadeeyum.
Where the heck are the A’s? and the Giants? Are they sucking this year?
da a’s ar 1 game back (texas iz in 1st place) in da alw an da giantz ar in first place in da nlw.
I’m happy for your team, my friend! But hey, my team is only, like, 18 games back. Duhr.
U never know ‘kaika … Mi teem iz behind by 4 runz in dis game so far. dat’z baseball!
On the better not for us the Yankees and the Sox are now tied for first. I think it will be a good post season.
rubber game tonite brudderz!