CCLs Have Hiss Fit with Cat Hater Chris Pratt
WARNING: Language in this post is not family-friendly or suitable for young kittens.
Moneyball/Parks and Rec actor Chris Pratt is a cat hater. In June, he posted the following on his blog [LINK]:
NOT TO BE WEIRD. BUT WHAT’S THE FASTEST MOST PAINLESS WAY TO KILL THIS CAT?
This is Bella. AKA “Whitey” She is literally the cat from Stuart Little. I know a lot of people misuse the word “literally” and its annoying. I am not doing that. This cat is one of the many cats used for principal photography in the motion picture Stuart Little. She played Snowball. I don’t know exactly which scenes she’s in, probably any scenes that include Snowball being a bratty bitch who poops and pees where she pleases. Well. I’m sorry Snowball, AKA Bella AKA Whitey AKA pain in my ass AKA ruiner of my leather office chair, but this is not Hollywood. Well, it is. (We happen to live in Hollywood.) But its not the figurative Hollywood where ex actor cats can get away with urinating on my stuff.
Okay. So. Question is. What’s the best way to kill it? I’m thinking plate of caviar, tuna tar tar, smoked salmon. Let her gently nibble from the veritable feast, until she is full, then cut her head off with a machete. My wife is not so cool with this idea for some reason. And I can’t shoot my gun in city limits and I’m not driving her anywhere for fear she may piss inside my sweet sweet FJ Cruiser.
OK. Do you hate this guy, yet?
The post provides the backstory to this week’s brouhaha in which Pratt dumped this senior cat via Twitter:
Anyone in the LA area want a cat? Full disclosure, she’s old and prone to accidents. So sweet though.”
Cat lovers were justifiably upset that a poor senior cat would be disposed of via a 140-character message on the web, and bombarded the unapologetic cat hater’s blog with disparaging comments.
Pratt responded on his blog (in a post that has since been deleted) to his critics:
To those of you somehow hung up on the notion that I kicked the walker out from underneath our cat and threw her into the streets, first of all, cats don’t use walkers, so that’s a ridiculous notion. Secondly… I found my aging cat a god damn loving home! Ease up with the death threats for heaven’s sake!
Bottom line, and not that this is any of your f–ing business weirdos, but my wife and I want to start a family and we ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have an animal that sh*ts all over the house. Sorry. If you are a parent you will understand. And if not, that probably explains why you have such a hard on for cats. Just sayin’.
So please! Stop with the harassing tweets! That sh*t affects me. I’m human. I don’t like being told that I should be “put on an ice floe when I get old and incontinent. ‘Sh-tbird’ or being called a ‘douche.’
Bottom line is, poor Bella is much better off in a home where her master is not plotting her murder. Pratt should take a break from the superficiality of Hollywood and enroll in a Learning Annex course in Compassion so that he can raise his spawn to respect all animals and people, even those in their golden years.
You’re a self-absorbed ass, Mr Pratt. And karma’s a bitch.
I hope that when that day comes that you are kicked to the curb, you reflect for a moment on how you might have treated Bella just a little bit better.
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Appalling. Truly appalling.
And this guy is gonna have kids??? Great roll model dumb@ss….
What an awful example to set for children. I hope they find out they can’t have any!
SDR Kittehs can not print what they think of this nobody POS. So will just say that we hope he rots in hell where he belongs (after his children treat him the same way).
He’s an awful person. And I think he is in for a very unpleasant surprise if they do have kids, who will probably poop and pee all over the place. What will he do with THEM?
What happens when those “darling” kids he thinks he’s going to have start to do things that get on his nerves? Will we start to see postings on how to painlessly kill a child? This man is beyond being a moron. There is no word for him that is printable! He says he is human… I seriously doubt that! I, like another poster, hope he is unable to have children. We don’t need things like this reproducing!! Thank god this sweet little girl is in a loving home now [or at least so he says] instead of living w/him!
What a jerk! How about we don’t go see his new movie? (Sorry, Brad Pitt.) And yes, karma is a bitch.
I am appalled. Really. Who does that to an old cat. Yes they have accidents sometimes. But you know what? They’re worth it.
My Food Lady she says she’d be thrilled to do nothing all day long but clean up Rocky puke if she could have him back. It would be totally werth it.
Oh jeez. This guy wanted to kill his cat because she has bathroom accidents, but wants to have kids who probably won’t be potty trained for at least 3 years and will write on the walls and jump on his leather furniture? I hope he has the kids from hell. And I’m glad that Bella found a new home. What a drama queen this guy is, to ask for suggestions on how to “murder” his elderly cat but then acts all butt-hurt when his hatefulness provokes a reaction.
What a selfish jerk. I hate him.
What an ass. I sure as hell hope he’s unable to have children. Hey dumbass, your kids are going to crap, piss and puke EVERYWHERE. Are you going to want to cut their heads off? I didn’t know who he was when I started reading this and I still don’t know, or care, who he is. I don’t watch what they pass off as comedy on t.v. anymore and now I know, the actors are just as ignorant and cruel as the writers.
I’d like to know the full context of the original “kill the cat” post before passing judgement. The guy is a comic, and who knows what the gist of–obviously in poor taste–the humor he was attempting to reach was.
And yeah, it sucks, but rather than actually killing the cat, he found her a good home.
He may be a doosh, but come on guys…he’s no Michael Vick…
If he’s a comic, he’s not a very funny comic.
Calling all kitties let us all at once go to his door step and show him what a real mess is and then encourage our humans to tp his house but first lets rescue the kitty.