This is a cawtionary tale for all you poor cats out thare (like me) hooz stoopid peeple think it’s funny to dress you up for holidays like Thanksgiving.
If yer peeple are REELY stoopid, they mite try to dress you up like a Thanksgiving Turkey in a CHIKKIN costume!!!! Now this is rong on so many levels. Ferst, a chikkin costume is not vary flattering and looks stoopid. Secund, nobuddy alive eets chikkin for Thanksgiving. Therd, a chikkin neither looks nor smells anything like a turkey.
Not that dressing like a turkey is any better. Turkeys have big bootys and unless yer Chey, you probly don’t have enuf reel estate back thare to pull off the turkey look.
Also, I have herd of Tofurkey, but I dunno whut it looks like. I only know that other cats say it is an abomminayshun.
So if you see yer peeple coming atcha with a chikkin costume, or even a turkey costume, run like the wind to yer most secret hidey hole and don’t come out till you smell REEL turkey and gravy and stuffin.