Hi everycat. This is
Tripper Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris with news frum the dugout.
Hedikki Matsui (hoo got his name frum Mousebreath’s resident sports columnist’s rat-catching brudder) has sined with the Tampa Bay Rays. Matsui is a squillion yeers old in cat yeers, and he’ll in the minors for awile. We like the Rays becuz they have a fun cat mascot hoo helps thare mane mascot Ray during games. We don’t like them as much as the Detroit TIGERS, but then it’s hard to like anything as much as da grate tigerz.
Over in New York, Derek Jeter (hoo got his name frum Mousebreath’s resident sports columnist) is batting .389 wich is probably the only thing saving the Yankeez frum circling the bole. Fill Hyooz is sukking, and Garcia was throne into the bullpen.
Hoo else is circling the bole? How about the Royals? They lost 12 consekutive games within thare first 17 games of the seezin. They shood just throw in the towl and go on vaykayshun.
But one hoo izn’t sukking is Buster Pozie of da grate San Fransisko Giants. He wuz on the DL furever cuz of an injery but he’s bak playin now and he is awesum, batting .400 over the last 12 games with a .603 sluggin persentage. How grate is that?
And that’s my repurrt frum da Dugout. THE END.