end uv da yeer song frum yerz truly

wen i red da grate poem mi frend max rote fer christmas … i knew i wanned to rite a song fer mi teem da noo york yankeez
so mi brudder matsui an i put our hedz together an came up wid da followin, which shood be sung to da toon uv auld lang syne
shood noo york yankeez be fergot
be-cuz dey did not win …
da playoffs in two thousand twelve
an embarrassment fer dem.
fer jeter he got hurt mi frendz
he wuzzen’t fit to play
old a-rod* slumped an looked reel bad
wid swisher* da same way.
our clawz wer bit down to da nub
we cooden’t show our face
watch-in our teem neer fall apart
wuz a mizrubul disgrace.
fer jeter he got hurt mi friendz
an robbie* diden’t play
old a-rod slumped an looked reel bad
wid grandy* da same way.
mi yankeez fell apart dis yeer
it hurt me pretty bad
da seezun ended early heer
dat made me reelly mad.
now swisher’s gone an a-rod’s out
but we’re jumpin up an down
cuz we got yuke* an he is grate
an ichiro’z* back in town.
jeter … he’ll be back i know
an mo* will be reel fine.
we’ll don our yankee capz once more
fer auld lang syne.
*alex rodriguez *nick swisher (no longer a yankee) *robinson cano *curtis granderson *kevin youkilis (once frum boston) *ichiro suzuki *mariano rivera (gratest clozer uv all Time)
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Doood…that was awesome. But now it’s stuck in my head. Over and over and over and over…
dood … hav yer mom sing dis one to you. she izza grate songstress … mi mom told me so.
luv–yer frend–jh
Hope they can win for you next year. That was a really good song.
thank u …
it mite be a good song … but it wuzza bad post seezon.
i am jus sayin.
luv–yer frend–jh
Whatcha talkin about? Isn’t that the way baseball’s supped to go? Youz guys look’d just fine from Philly.
Purrs to you,
Mistletoe & Hitch
RWB (readers without blogs)
mite uv looked good frum philly … but not frum da bronx’z backyard (iz lon guyland in da bronx’z backyard?)
purrz to u, too, m + h …
luv–yer frend–jh
I like this version much better than the original!
Purrs
thank u an happy noo yeer texas!
luv–yer frend–jh