end uv da yeer song frum yerz truly

December 29, 2012 |

in da dugout with jeter harris, the cat world's biggest baseball fan

wen i red da grate poem mi frend max rote fer christmas … i knew i wanned to rite a song fer mi teem da noo york yankeez

so mi brudder matsui an i put our hedz together an came up wid da followin, which shood be sung to da toon uv auld lang syne

75adc2ba8a199b63b3fdac68e6671b36 (dis iz me singin)

shood noo york yankeez be fergot
be-cuz dey did not win …
da playoffs in two thousand twelve
an embarrassment fer dem.

fer jeter he got hurt mi frendz
he wuzzen’t fit to play
old a-rod* slumped an looked reel bad
wid swisher* da same way.

our clawz wer bit down to da nub
we cooden’t show our face
watch-in our teem neer fall apart
wuz a mizrubul disgrace.

fer jeter he got hurt mi friendz
an robbie* diden’t play
old a-rod slumped an looked reel bad
wid grandy* da same way.

mi yankeez fell apart dis yeer
it hurt me pretty bad
da seezun ended early heer
dat made me reelly mad.

now swisher’s gone an a-rod’s out
but we’re jumpin up an down
cuz we got yuke* an he is grate
an ichiro’z* back in town.

jeter … he’ll be back i know
an mo* will be reel fine.
we’ll don our yankee capz once more
fer auld lang syne.

*alex rodriguez *nick swisher (no longer a yankee) *robinson cano *curtis granderson *kevin youkilis (once frum boston) *ichiro suzuki *mariano rivera (gratest clozer uv all Time)

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Category: Columns, In da Dugout with Jeter Harris, Last Week, Sports

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i amma tabbycat hoo luvz baseball. i got mi start inna parkin lot. i liv in da grate state uv noo york on lon guyland and i luv da noo york yankeez! i share mi howse wid mi brudderz matsui, and dat stoopid kitten joba. i yoozed to luv da grate owtdoorz but, az uv late, i am more uvva howsecat. go figyer. vizit mi grate blog: http://jeterharris.wordpress.com/

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  1. Max says:

    Doood…that was awesome. But now it’s stuck in my head. Over and over and over and over…

  2. sue brandes says:

    Hope they can win for you next year. That was a really good song.

  3. Mistletoeandhitch says:

    Whatcha talkin about? Isn’t that the way baseball’s supped to go? Youz guys look’d just fine from Philly.
    Purrs to you,
    Mistletoe & Hitch
    RWB (readers without blogs)

  4. I like this version much better than the original!


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