Trout Talking Tabbies … Boomer, Dai$y, Sauce & Tuna

December 14, 2012 |

We are pleased as a bear snagging a salmon to bring you an entertaining blogging family we’re sure many of you have not yet met, Da Tabbies O Trout Towne. They’re somewhat (well, not exactly) new to blogging but they’re making quite a name for themselves. They are excellent spellers who speak and spell fo net tic call lee (phonetically). But they speak slowly and clearly, so there’s no need of a Trout to Meow translation.

They are dedicated to avoiding birds, so don’t be surprised to get an inviting whiff of trout on the grill when you stop by their place. They’ll likely invite you to set for a spell and share a bite with them,

Oh, dear, we better get on with the interview. We’ve likely got you drooling now.

Funny Farmer Felines: So we can get to know you better, would each of you introduce yourself and also your family to our readers?

Lady’s First; My name is Dai$y, Queen of Cats, and I am the Supreme Ruler of Trout Towne.. I love me, myself, and me, the color green as in emeralds – for ME, and that forestry green that’s on the 100 dollar bill – for ME….and did I mention I love ME, my 360 degree mirror and MYSELF and….and ….

Boomer: And de rest of us wood like a chanze ta meow…don’t let her speeks again…agreed!

Hi, eye am Butter Lover Boomer O Cat; Chef O Trout Towne and eye reeeely reeeely reeeely like pork roast, butter, donuts, pork chops…sleepin….N sassin squirrelz……nappin in de sun….eye wood reeely like ta see me Social SeCATity chek in de mail sum day……. sinz eye IZ a SENIOR now…..

And on ta Tuna.

Meowloz, eye bee Tuna of Moon, Comedian O Trout Towne, and eye like foodz……fightin de kitshun rug; gettin in trubull all de live long day, foodz, fightin de hall wayz rug….foodz….catgrazz…..fightin mom’s feetz when her iz standin round….…foodz…… nappin for a breef minit coz eye got trubull ta cause.

Speekin oh foodz…. we got sum trout searin rite now….…

Sauce, what say ya?

Hiya, eye am Sauce of Fishbone, Sherriff O Trout Towne, and eye loves me a spot oh nip everee now N then and de food service purrson…….yea, like one oh uz has ta menshun her….ore de foodz dish will bee emptee two nite…….eye like sassin squirrelz, and mayjor sassin de ever rood N stooooooopid burds on my prop er tee…nappin and eatin….playin soccer….

FFF: Humans love nicknames, so we’re sure you all have some. What are some of the nicknames your mom has given you?

Tuna: Well, this deep ends on her mood; iz her in a good mood ore a bad mood; iz her bad mood coz oh uz; ore her place of employ…R we in good moods ore R we in bad moods; if we R in good moods; R we in good moods with each other, R food dish, or de amount oh times we getted in a good nap; ore be coz we getted in trubull; sew now R nick names haz changed frum a good one ta a trubull maker one…uh….

Now even we iz confuzed.

FFF: How did you come to live together?

Sauce: It all started with Gram Paw dude who bee gram paw ta tuna N sauce… but cuzin ta boomer N dai$y; him never married sew we iz knot trooly sure how he could BEE a gram paw; knot ta menshun boomer iz brother onlee ta dai$y but knot tuna N sauce…gram paw dude new boomer but never gettted ta see dai$y ore hiz gran kids tuna N sauce.

Tuna: Me N Sauce iz knot troo brothers; onlee brothers IN LAW…. but knot by marriage; coz we iz both bachelors az well….boomer N dai$y due knot act shoo a lee lives in de sames houz az tuna N sauce coz there mom iz knot mom ta tuna N sauce but de mom two de mom oh tuna N sauce.

FFF: You all speak such perfect English, we’re wondering if you’ve been home schooled. We know you didn’t learn to talk – or spell – that good in public school.

Boomer: We wented ta de trout skewl oh higher educayshun which iz a wee bit better than yur nomal skewl oh fish… tho we never wuz smart enuff to make it ta dolphin a cad a mee coz R werst subjectz…math…..N histree…..N geo graffee….N science…dinna make de grade….

At trout skewl…sand box art wuz rockin…oh…and lunch brake…we getted strait A’s…all thru skewl…..at lunch brake.

FFF: What kind of mischief do you get into, either separately or together?

Tuna: We trooly dunno Mizz Chief……may bee when her asked bout uz it SOUNDED like Mizz Chief but her iz reeely Mizz CHEF…

FFF: Do any of you have a special mancat or ladycat in your life or are you playing the field?

Sauce: We R knot a loud ta play outside either on de grass, ore in a feeld.

FFF: Do you belong to any blogging clubs or groups?

Boomer: Noe, we loozed R fake ID’s…uh…ooops..we meen we loozed R eye dent a teez cards sew we haznt been out much to any clubs.

FFF: Okay, we just have to ask. You guys like fish, any kind, but you hate birds. What do you have against birds? They’re cute, sing pretty, and can be tasty. (Or so we’ve heard.) But you aren’t even interested in a holiday bird. Was one of you scared by a bird as a baby kit?

Tuna: Noe, noe stooooooooooooopid rood burd scared uz….

Knot uz, we fear nothin, cept may bee snakes N taran toolaz….noe wait, that’s R mom….

And sure, may bee burds CAN sing but haz ya ever seen BURDS on broadway….NOE!

CATS runned on broadway for 80 bazillion years, haz ya ever hurd of BURDS on broadway; N hate burds….they iz stooooooopid, rood, caca droppin, bug infested, stooooooopid BURDS and taste like stuff we canna men shun sinz wee kittehs mite be toonin in…

Hate burds……????

FFF: Does your mom help you participate in any of the special furry blogging events, such as Talk Like a Pirate Day, Livestrong, Box Day, etc.?

Sauce: We iz kinda neu ta de hole blogging eye dea; tho we had sum fun on talk like a pie rat day.. we wuz abe bull ta impress de pie rats that unload goodz on R shorez…they wuz like arrrgh…N then we wuz like whoa….then everee one sat round feastin on sum mackerel N skip jack.

FFF: Do you have any special plans for the future of your blog?

Boomer: Well, we noe we WONT be talkin poe lite lee bout burds…..

FFF: What do you enjoy most about blogging? What do you dislike about it?

Tuna: We reeely like we haz maded new pals…frum like all over de spin around thing ya see in geo graffee class…ewe noe…that werld ball…..plus we can share sum trout recipeez, ore flounder if ya like; we can invite R pals over for a slite snak ore like a hole meel N evereee one can chillax N knot hafta worree bout stoooooooooooopid rood burds coz we haza force feeld over trout towne.

FFF: You started blogging in 2011. Do you have any words of advice for any furries just starting out in the blogging world?

Sauce: Just bee yur selves…if ya wanna rites about health ore foodz ore cat nappin, de blog land iz open ta manee things; if ya wanna bee seer ee iz ya can bee, ore ya can bee crazed like uz; just bee yur selves N blog frum de heart……don’t bee a fraid ta visits other blogs N invitez em ta visit ewe…it can bee kinda scare at furst…ya noe…coz yur prowlin new terra torrity; but in de end; ya meet lotz oh pals who ewe can stik with …. thru good timez N bad….

Boomer: Sure R blog mite knot make sense N it mite take ya a month oh Sunday’s ta figure out trout speech, but what we trooly N reely hope iz we can bring a slight smile, may bee a grin or even a laffs ta yur day, coz Lord noes de werld be crazed enuff with bad stuff….if we maded ewe smile even for a slite minit…then we haz accomplished sum thin…..

Dai$y: And thanx FFF for asking ME to be a part of  Mousebreath; I truly appreciate this…..and…

Boomer: Watch out….Dai$y’s reddy ta run on bout her self again…..Hay….fish iz reddy…grab a plate….lets eat!

Peace out N rock on, long live trout!

Funny Farmer Felines: We hope you enjoyed this glimpse into life at Trout Towne. We did. Now, stop by Da Tabbies O Trout Towne and grab some fish fresh from the grill.

FFF Cyndi: Psssst, Dai$y, I noticed during this interview that your siblings don’t think as highly of you as you do of yourself. As Queen, have you considered knighting them? You’d still be Queen and they could be self-important too. Just a thought.

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Funny Farmer Felines -- Cyndi, Percy, Cameron, Rusty & Micah -- are veteran bloggers for Jan's Funny Farm and provide in-depth interviews of cat bloggers for Mousebreath. Percy is the lead spokescat.

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  1. Gleek says:

    Pawsome interview! We love Da Tabbies, and now we know even more about them from this interview!

  2. Yayyy! Great interview from our friends at Trout Towne.

  3. Great interviews from you all – we love to see you on the CB cos you always make us smile – we also learned some great things about you all. We bet you all had a ball on Talk like a Pirate Day!!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

  4. Sparkle says:

    These kitties are so funny! I loved seeing them interviewed!

  5. Marg says:

    That was a terrific interview. We have been reading their blog for a while now and think it is very funny. Just takes us a few minutes to figure out what they are saying. But we do enjoy their blog.

  6. Lisa P says:

    LOVE them Tabbies!!! They are a hoot!!! Whoops! I should not have said that, no stoopid burds! LOL

  7. good one – we love dem tabbies….

  8. Ashlynne says:

    Great interview! Love Da Tabbies!

  9. Ah yes, these guys are hill lary us.

  10. Brian says:

    Oh they are such a hoot! I lost their blog for a while but I finally found it again. Great interview fur sure!

  11. Katie Isabella says:

    I LOVED this! And Tabbies, Momma loved your report from OTRB regarding Admiral. xoxoxoxoxo

  12. Great interview. We always love meeting new furriends.

  13. KatzTales says:

    We’re shooting over to say hello, and to snag any chicken they may not want!

  14. We love doze trout talkin tabbies. De da only ones dat we talk dis way fur.

  15. Colette says:

    Woo hoo–way to go! And, pssst, dai$y, don’t let the boys give you guff!

  16. That’z waz fantaztic guy’z and Dai$y :) Rock on. xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  17. Terrific interview, everyone!! Just fantastic … we’re really enjoying all this!

    Love, Grace & Company

  18. We sure do love the tabbies!!! Thank you for this highly entertaining interview!!

  19. MizzBassie says:

    Nice to meet you, Tabbies of Trout Towne. And thank you for introducing us, FFF. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. Merry Christmas.

  20. Another wonderful interview! We love the Tabbies of Trout Towne!

    The Florida Furkids

  21. Oh, Jan I needed to laugh and this interview was wonderful…it made me smile and giggle. I am going to hop over and meet them. Great job on the interview. Hugs

  22. Penelope says:

    Oh! This is too cool! These guys be great furrends. And me loves that they loves ish and TUNA has such a wonderful name! Me Loves TUNA and Tuna too!
    Kisse
    Nellie

  23. Oui Oui says:

    Meow . . .Our heads are spinning!

    Purrs & head bonks, furriends!

  24. I luvluvluv Trout Towne Tabbies and Dai$y us my fave! She really knows her own mind…what a role model! paw pats, Savannah

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