All Around Amazing Beau

May 12, 2017 |

feline-funny-farmer-friends Taylor

Meet the retired “puma” who lives the good life now at Pets Overload.

Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human.

beau-big-eyes-round-green-cat-kitten-cute_resizedBeau: My name’s Beau and my human’s name is Johnny.

Funny Farmer Felines: If you have any furry siblings, please introduce them too.

Beau: I used to have a brother named Walker, although I’ve moved out since. I still visit him sometimes, but we don’t get along anymore. He’s too much of a stuck up brat!

Funny Farmer Felines:  How did you all come to live together?

Beau: I had been roaming the streets for months as a lone cat (or as Johnny likes to say, as a wild Puma). I was hunting mice in Johnny’s sister’s backyard when I spotted her kitty Avery. After seeing Avery all happy in the window… I thought to myself… hmmm, must be nice to get fed every night! So I kept on visiting them!

Funny Farmer Felines:  Tell us a little about the area where you live.

Beau: I live in the city of Toronto. It’s super loud, but it’s exciting ’cause I get to watch cars whizz by in my Ivory Tower.

Funny Farmer Felines:  Do you have any nicknames?

Beau: Beau-Beau, Beaubert, Beauborina, Beaubiwankanobie, Fart Face, Puffy, Little Sausage.

Funny Farmer Felines:  What kind of mischief do you like to get into?

Beau: I have a form of Pica, so I’m always trying to eat plastic…. bedsheets…. pillows… literally anything that fits into my mouth!   beau-on-back-cute-kitten-cat-white_resized

Funny Farmer Felines: What made you open a blog?

Beau: Well, I’m beautiful. I deserved a blog.

Funny Farmer Felines:  Are you on any social media you would like to share with readers?

Beau: Yup! But my website has all of those details! Check out Pets Overload.

Funny Farmer Felines:   What is your greatest love and your biggest fear?

Beau: Greatest love is my owner Johnny, and my biggest fear is that he’s not going to feed me! MEOOOOOOOW!

Funny Farmer Felines:  Does your human foster any furbabies, work or volunteer for a shelter, make pet-related products?

Beau: My owner is actually about to start working for a few shelters as their photographer. He also makes me a bunch of toys that are featured on our website!

beau-beautiful-sunlight-bright-lying-down_resizedFunny Farmer Felines:  How would you describe yourself?

Beau: Friendly. Goofy. Silly. Cuddly. An all around amazing guy

Funny Farmer Felines:  If we were to ask your human what he loves best about you, what do you think he would say?

Beau: He loves the fact that I’m cuddly and don’t like to sleep alone. I’m always sleeping in his arms or lap! Little does he know I’m just using it as a front so I can eat him later…. Joking of course! (Or am I?)

Funny Farmer Felines: If you want to find out if Beau is joking, you’ll have to stay tuned to his blog, Pets Overload.

 

Tags: , , , ,

Category: 0 - Featured, Columns, Funny Farmer Felines, Interviews, Last Week, zzz Previous 3 cat articles

About the Author ()

The Funny Farmer Felines -- Cyndi, Percy, Rusty, Micah & Taylor -- are veteran tickle-your-funny-bone bloggers for Jan's Funny Farm. Their in-house conversations and jokes are legendary and unpredictable. They provide in-depth interviews of cat bloggers, Cat Scouts or social media cats for Mousebreath. Visit them at http://jansfunnyfarm.blogspot.com/

Comments (18)

Trackback URL | Comments RSS Feed

  1. Kitties Blue says:

    Thanks for introducing us to what we hope will become a new friend. Mau and Cooper are wondering if he might like to join Cat Scouts. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

    • Johnny says:

      Beau is more than happy to meet all of your little ones and says “Yes! Tell me more about being a Cat Scout!”

  2. Valentine says:

    I”m pleased to learn through you Funny Farmer Felines, of a kitty I hadn’t met before. Hi there, Beau! I love your nickname ‘Beaubiwankanobie!’ Pica? I wonder if I might have that, too, ’cause I’m always trying to chew & eat on plastics & product food bags. Dad teases that I am petroleum difficient! I will have to check out your website! We might just be kindred spirits! Mew Mew!

  3. cute interview–i am going to check out the blog thanks! He lives in Toronto too which is just a little away from me!

  4. “Well, I’m beautiful. I deserved a blog.” Well, of course! MOL! Thanks for the intro to Beau and Pets Overlord. Off to check out the blog now.

  5. Beau, it was very nice to meet you!

  6. Ellen Pilch says:

    Beau is a cutie, nice to meet you.

  7. Thank you for introducing us to Beau. We will definitely go check out his blog. We agree that he is very handsome. ♥

  8. da tabbies o trout towne says:

    dood! itz total lee awesum two meet ewe. we N joyed yur storee and interveew
    and we haz signed up two get de latest scoop, nooze that iz knot litter:)…..
    over at yur blog. we hope dad gives ewe a few extra bowls oh food two nite
    for this grate storee..heerz two a grate week oh end N stay IN trubull 🙂 ♥️♥️

  9. You are very cute, Beautiful Beau, you little sausage…MOL 😀 Don’t worry, Granny calls me roll herring, don’t know why, but she does. Anyway…we loved to read all about you…and all of the not-mischief too 😀 Double Pawkiss for the weekend 🙂 <3

  10. Andy says:

    It’s nice to meet you, Beau. You are are a handsome cat. I love all of your nicknames. Humans sure like giving cats nicknames.

  11. Pipo/Minko/MrJackFreckles says:

    Hello Beau! You are most handsome indeed!

    And full of interesting things to tell us!

    You know what? Our petcretary was born in Toronto…about a gazillion years ago she says. Since getting married in 1987, she now lives in ‘Mitchagain’ as a fellow blogger called it, MOL!

    She is going to be in ‘the Great White North’ to visit her aunt and sister May 16,17,and 18th. We have to go to the spa then on account of Minko is now a special needs kitty…needs feeding assistance…I Pipo also like to chomp on plastic, shrink wrap is the best, MOL!

    Pawleased to meet you!

  12. Annie says:

    Beau is adorable and these are great pictures! I just met him for the first time earlier today on his blog. Great interview!

  13. Elise says:

    Love seeing you on another website, Beau! 🙂 Lovely interview!

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox

Join other followers