Ask Max Monday: Buddah Pest Sez Hi

Ask Max Monday

Greetings from Buddah Pest

Whatchoo doin’ doods?

Max is takin’s a nap because he didn’t have any questions to answer this week and said he needed to ponder what he wanted to write about so I decided he needed a vacation and I could take over and stare at everyone because you’re all kinda spiffy looking and I never get to see you from here and I hardly ever get on Facebook because Max is always hogging the computer and if he’s not hogging it, the Mom is using it for work because she writes books and is helping Max write TWO books right now, another Wick After Dark book and a shorter Wick novella that won’t have all the bouncy things that the WAD books do, and it takes a lot of hours every day to write two books at the same time so I kinda understand not being able to use the computer but also some of it is because I bite her from time to time and that makes her not WANT to help me use it but then again she feels bad because I’m freaking adorable and people want to see me, but mostly because they don’t know what a little butthead I can be, but that’s all right, because LOOK AT ME, this is a picture the Other Dad took when he was here to feed us while the Mom and the Dad went to Disneyland to walk 13 miles and then she got sick so they came home and made steal for us, and now we’re all happy except for Max, because he’s never really happy.

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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. Ashley Wednesday says:

    You are freaking adorable. Black kitties are the best.
    Ashley Wednesday, (also black kitty)

  2. Beverly Taylor says:

    Buddah, BREATHE!!!

  3. KesterGayle says:

    Buddah, you need your own column! Tell the mom to get on that, ‘k?

  4. Tara Morse says:

    Buddah – we’ve missed you and your run-on sentence(s).

  5. Your gorgeous great to meet you.x

  6. Lee says:

    Nice picture, Buddah. You’re a beauty!

  7. Cindy says:

    Hi Buddah! Nice to see you! Do you give advice too?

  8. Kimo's & Sab'si Mom says:

    Such a sleek, handsome man cat.

  9. Scout says:

    They made “steal” for You? That’s AWESOME!!

  10. Elisa Rowe-Dye Mahoney says:

    Buddah, such a handsome guy. We do like to hear from you too. It’s ok if you’re a butthead, cute trumps attitude.

  11. Hi Buddah!!!

    Max – we haz a question. So…we have the colds here, then the slightly warms, then the colds, then warms…. mom mutters something about Mother Nature taking a pill. Can that be done? We would like to live with permanent kind of warms so the windows can be open all the time.

  12. Hi Buddah!
    What do you do when Max isn’t happy? Because sometimes Yuan is a butthead and growling doesn’t seem to deter him. Any advice?

  13. Mistletoe says:

    You really are a handsome mancat, but all black cats are gorgeous….and I should know.


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