Ask Max Monday: ‘Cause This Is Filler, Filler Night…

Ask Max Monday


Since there were no questions for this week, I present you with a picture of the Woman being…gawd, being herself. Perhaps it will help you understand what I have to live with.


She did that in public, doods. And really, camo and hi-viz? Like what did she really want? To be invisible OR be seen?

And holy carp, she saw the picture and I bet it winds up as her Facebook profile.



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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. Melissa Hughes says:

    I don’t know Max, her pants match her scooter and white goes with anything, so the helmet matches, plus safety first, so you can be sure she won’t be missed with her brightly coloured jacket – I like it. My cats, Oliver and Calvin would be horrified if they knew I said I liked this outfit 🙂

  2. Miles Meezer says:

    Max dood that woman says I’m a “gimp” and need stairs to get onto the bed. I would prefer an elevator. Any suggestions on how to get one?

  3. Angel and Miss Toffelees says:

    Max, we *really* want to know what that camo was supposed to blend in with!

  4. Casper says:

    I gots a qweschun….wuts the deel with gwakamoley? Humans reely seem to like it, but it is all green and chunky like someone horked up that geico gecko, and THERE IS NO BAYCON IN IT!!!! So why do they snarf it down so fast ??

    • Hermes Hauck says:

      I want Mama to make or bye some qwakmoley and then put bacon in it!! Is that wrong??

    • Izzy says:

      Gwackamoley wood be grate with bacon! Mmmm bacon. Plus I like avacadoes and that’s wer gwackamoley comes from.

  5. What is it with humans? They seem to go out of their way to embarrass us. Your mom dressed up like – um, we’re not sure who she was supposed to be – and rode a scooter in public, and Jan is trying to convince us we’re going senile instead of her. Is it something in the drinking water or do they just enjoy humiliating us?

    Cyndi, Percy, Rusty, Micah & Taylor

  6. Moving and getting exercise are impawtant Max! How come you didn’t hitch a ride?! Pat


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