Ask Max Monday: This Is What You Get…

…when I get no questions.

Me, staring into the abyss.

Or it might have been the Woman’s whiskers bothering me, but still.

Yeah, that’s probably it. Like, she’s not supposed to have any? But she’s well on her way to growing the Freshman Starter Goatee. It’s kinda disturbing.

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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. What?!? No questions for Max?!?
    Okay, then…I’ll ask:
    Max, we have two friendly ferals outside, and I’d like to coax them inside. We’ve built a stairway to the 2nd floor balcony, and both cats use it. But, one cat doesn’t want to come in, and gets mad at the other cat if she does come in! Food (good, stinky stuff!), toys, love, warmth…none of these matter to him. Any suggestions?
    Thank you, oh great knowledgeable one!

  2. Diane says:

    Hi Max
    Don’t be sad ! A question for your next column: i am feeling badly because I haven’t been able to have enough play time with my 2 cats lately. Actually, for quite awhile.
    We used to play with Da Bird, ribbons & feathers, even hide & seek ! They are 2 males ages 5 & 3 & get along well.
    My husband has been very ill & is now in a nursing home permanently. It’s been exhausting, you know? I love my 2 guys & talk to them a lot, they watch TV with me & sleep on my bed. But not much playing anymore.
    I know it’s been a confusing time for them too. Do you think they understand? Things are changing for all of us.

    Oh, another thing..the younger cat butts in when i try to play with the older one. He doesn’t get it’s one at a time ! Should i play with them separately in locked rooms? They always act awkwardly if the other is watching….

  3. Sherry says:

    My Mom needs some big-time help (don’t get why she’s upset!). We are moving to a new house. I like to spray on the bathroom tile. So she wants to know if there is ANYTHING she can do so I’ll lose this habit. Some kind of deodorizing spray???

  4. Gustav says:

    Max, thare abowt to move the klox bak agin. Is this the time of yeer win that meens we git owr brekfist erlier or (HORRORS) do we haff to wate an extra howr for them to git thare fat butz outta bed? Why do hyoomans have the power to move time arownd?

  5. Max, I have no question either, but just want to say that you look pawsome with those whiskers 🙂 Pawkisses for an Easy Sunday 🙂 <3

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