Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Ask Max Monday

Doods! I hope you’ve had an awesome holiday season–and it’s  not over. We still have New Year’s Day, and this one will be a year filled with clarity and far vision, a good time to take stock and see what’s what. Look ahead and see the bigger picture–there’s not going to be another 2020, so make it your own! And all those other platitudes! Embrace them! But don’t make diet your resolution. The first three letters spell “die,” you know. LIVE IT UP!

As for me…I honestly hadn’t expected to see 2020, so it’s all gravy to me. And turkey. And mashed potatoes. And lots of real live fresh dead delicious things. And naps. AND DOCTOR WHO!!!

Yep, New Year’s Day I’m going to be planted in front of the TV, waiting to see my future wife and the TARDIS and all the companions. What a better way to spend the day than that? I don’t think there is!

But for realz, all my best wishes for the most spectacular year ever. Y’all deserve it.

Don’t forget to ask some questions! I’ll see you next year!

Got a question? Drop me a line at or leave it in the comments here.

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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. Max, Happy New Year to you and yours!
    Here’s hoping 2020 is a banner year.

  2. Ellen Pilch says:

    We will be watching Dr. Who at 8 PM on the Jan. 1st- that is a Happy New Year 🙂 Happy New Year to you all! XO

  3. Mike Hartley says:

    Wishing you and your family a really great New Year! You make Mondays bearable!

  4. Sue Garcia says:

    Hi Max love reading you column. Have 5 furballs and they are individual as ppl.
    Happy New Year,may it peaceful . Love you. Keep up the good work.

  5. messymimi says:

    Happy New Year! You must agree with Garfield the Cat, who says diet is just “die with a ‘t’”.

  6. Extra Joyful Pawkisses for a Happy, Healthy and Joyful New Year to you all 🙂 <3


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