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Ask Max Monday

This was a good week for not getting questions…because I'd just be delaying them to next week.

Not a great week for me, doods. I haven't felt well at all. Didn't eat for days. Didn't sleep for a couple of days. Wound up at the stabby place TWICE and had blood stolen and things shoved down my throat. But…yesterday I ate and I had a good, solid night's sleep Friday night, and I might be on the mend. We'll see. I'm eating because the vet gave me something to stimulate my appetite, and the question is whether I'll keep eating when it wears off. He can give me more if I lose my appetite again, but it would be nicer if I would just eat on my own, without help.

So, keep the questions coming, and hopefully next week I'll be back to my old, snarky self.

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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. Ashley Wednesday says:

    Oh no Max! Get better soon. Purring for you.

  2. Max, all kitties at Eastside Cats want to eat more and more, but you don't have any appetite.  Want to come here for awhile; watching our crew gobble down can after can after can of chow just might change your mind!

    Please feel better, dear Max.  You make our lives richer; your snarkiness is so appealing!  Do if for us, if you don't want to do it for yourself…

  3. Angel and Gandalf says:

    Max, we wrote you over on your other site, but we want to say the same here–get well soon, we're sending you lots of purrs and head-bumps.  We worry about you!

  4. Puddzee Pye says:

    Feel better soon Max dood. Going to the stabby place is no fun. 

    Puddzee Pye

  5. Nugget, Sophia, and Mia says:

    We all luv yr columm.  Get betta soon.

  6. Mighty Kitty says:

    Max, I have not been keeping up with you because it is very difficult to see at the moment. I have 2 cataract surgeries coming up, one in January and one in February. I do hope this not feeling well  was just a temporary trouble!  It seems that it just might be Budsah stalking you all the time. That can be a real strain and you are not able to see him which makes it nerve wracking all the time. I love you precious Max!  I am sure the Woman and the Man will keep you safe. Very very dangerous stuff like stalking an old kitty is not good!  Hang in there!

  7. Awww Max hope your better soon. Hugs and Purrs. x

  8. Mina (& John B.) says:

    We hope you feel better soon, Max! Mina had to go to The Stabby Place recently for teeth cleaning, not fun! Now that she's home, she feels much better. Sending purrs and love.

  9. Lee in Phoenix says:

    We hope you feel better soon, Max. 

    Lee, Nancy, Annabelle, Wilber and Charlie


  10. Mary McNeil says:

    Max, we are sending purrayers and POTP for you to get better soon ! Our huMom was sick too  and we almost didn't get fed ! Luckily she got better !

  11. Kay says:

    hey there, hope yer on the road to recovery. You have a grate column that I thoroughly enjoy reading. I have no kweschuns at this time. Pleeze feel better soon. 

  12. Erin the Cat says:

    Hi Max!  So sorry to here you have been off form. I can imagine that your staff have been very busy as well as stressed out about it all. That stabby place sure is motivation enough to eat and get well– but if you have to go you have to go… which works well for both peeing and going to the vets, MOL.

    I do hope you get better very soon as we miss your snark and what not– plus I am still hoping to get that introduction to the new Dr Who…. that is once you and she have got to know each other and past the exchange of phone numbers stage 😉

    Now as to question? Hmm, that's a toughie as we are very busy with writing books and what not. OK, here we go, so what will your next book be and is there a book that you really really want to write but haven't had a chance yet.

    Another question would is: If you could change books, and be characters in them, too, what would those books be and what characters would you become, and why.

    Toodle pips and get well purrs


  13. Laurel Glasco says:

    Oh, Max, my darling boy! Please, please feel better soon. You know that not eating is a serious thing if you are a cat, humans can not eat and be fine, but not cats. I am saying a prayer for you right now!

    Try hard to nibble on some treats!

    Sending love,

    Laurel Glasco

  14. Jana says:

    Aw, Max! Humom and me are sending you healing purrz. Thawtts an purrz. Ax for a canna toona fish, a wotter fowntin, an a spot on top uv one of da furnis-blowy holes. Dat always make me feel better. Luff, Gracie

  15. Alison and Boo says:

    So sorry to hear, Max. Boo sends purrs from over the pond and I send best wishes for a speedy recovery. We need you, Max! 


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