Ask Max Monday: Next Week…


All right, doods. I had to take this week off in order to step up an be a kitty nurse, a duty which I take seriously.

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The Woman is curled up in bed, spraying cooties all over the place every time she coughs, so I’m either sitting here watching, or I’m on the bed curled up by her head. Sometimes, I even pet her face because it seems to make her happy.

We should be back next week, so go ahead and ask your questions!

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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. Purrs to The Woman. Do you know if those cooties are contagious? Mom had them and now Tommy is sneezing.

  2. Pete Hartley says:

    Oh Max, please take good care of your mom and give her lots of purrs, head bonks and snuggle. Kitties make the best nurses. You’ll have her back on her feet (waiting on you hand and foot) in no time.
    Purrs to you,
    Pete, the Girls and the Formerly Feral Kitties


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