Ask Max Monday: She’s old. Really old.

Ask Max Monday

This weekend the Woman has been off doing things other than paying attention to me and catering to my whims. Worse, the Man is complicit in her inattention by going off and doing things with her. We’ve gotten NO work done, and because of that, no Ask Max Monday this week.

Today, though, it’s her birthday. She’s either 97 or 71 or 83 or something like that. Old, that’s what. And she’s going off and doing things that don’t involve me YET AGAIN, and I bet I don’t even get a bite of birthday cake.

Where’s the cake, lady???

We’ll be back next week, so ask questions! Drop me a line at or leave it in the comments here.

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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. Cindy Pickworth says:

    Hi Guys!

    Did you get the woman a present? We never get our humans a present. We are all the gifts they need!

    Paxx & Rosie

  2. Vicki Bejma says:

    Max! You should be nicer to the lady who brings you Stinky Goodness, Seedless Steak, and helps you write all of your cool stuff!

    Happy birthday!

  3. Riley says:

    Happy Birthday from Sweden! And age is just a number, phew 😉

  4. KesterGayle says:

    Hope you get some cake Max! Wish the woman Happy B-Day…!


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