We have this gingerbread house that one of the foster kittens has been trying to help Daiquiri destroy. Turns out mom used something called “duck tape” to keep the sides together. What kind of ducks do they use to make tape from?
THANKS – Random Felines
Dear Max, what happens when you don’t get many questions? Love, Max
I talk to myself.
Dear Max, what if you don’t have a lot to say to yourself? Love, Max
I give short, clipped answers.
Dear Max, isn’t that rude? Love, Max
Have you met me?
Dear Max, I’ve met you and you’re grumpy. Why? Love, Max
I live with Buddah Pest.
Dear Max, does Buddah even like you? Love, Max
He adores me.
Dear Max, does he really? Love, Max
No, not really.
Dear Max, what do you want most of all right now? Love, Max
For the fireplace to be turned on, for the wind to stop blowing so loud, for Buddah to go play in the clothes dryer, and for the Woman to open a can for gooshy food.
Dear Max, why are you so upset tonight? Love, Max
Because I’m not getting any of the above things, and the Woman has a cold, which is making her grumpy, and dammit, that’s my job.
Dear Max, perhaps it’s time for a nap. Love, Max.
You’re very wise. I think I shall.
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