Ask Max Monday: TWO MORE MONTHS

Ask Max Monday

What kind of charity needs her to wear those pants, or do i want to know?

Max, what is your very favorite toy of all time ?

She doesn’t HAVE to wear them and I think the charity would prefer she didn’t. SHE LIKES THEM.

I KNOW!

I don’t really have a favorite toy since I don’t play with them anymore. But when I did, my absolute favorite was a nip banana. And not just any nip banana. It has to say YEOW on it. Those are the best nip bananas, I think. They have tons of nip inside, and you have to work super hard to rip one open.

In fact, I think I’d like a new one. I probably wouldn’t play with it, but it would make a nice pillow.

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I would like to ask if did you ever use a cat inhaler? I am still choosing one for my Burmese cat.

No, I haven’t. I have seasonal allergies, so the people were prepared for the possibility, but I never got any worse than some coughing off and on for a week or two twice a year, when stuff is blooming. So my only experience with inhalers is seeing them on TV.

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With pants like those others, Max, your staff may be arrested!
Do you have a fall back position in case of such an eventuality?
Purrs
Erin

Well, only the Woman would get arrested, and the Man is still here, so I think I would be okay. But I bet he would use all my money to bail her out. And he wouldn’t even ask me. He’d just take it all to buy her way out of a fashion crime.

Cripes, I bet she’d even be proud of that.

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MAX DOOD IT SNOWED SO THAT MEANS SANTA IS COMING, RIGHT?

Yep, that’s right.

Only 2 more months.

Time to start thinking about what you want, and maybe even what you want to wish for someone else.

I already got what I want.

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Got a question? Drop me a line at askmaxmonday@gmail.com or leave it in the comments here.

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Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty Speaks Out" in October of 2003. Max is the author of SIX blockbuster hit books, "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat,", its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death,", "The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats," "Bite Me," "There Once Was a Cat from Nantucket" (a book of poetry), and his new smash hit, "The Emperor of San Francisco [The Wick Chronicles]."

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  1. Max, we do NOT want to hear that ‘S’ word spoken…it’s still October! Although, I have plugged in the heaty pad for The ‘O’ Cats already. They don’t have wool sweaters and thick socks like I do.

  2. Oh, Max, you’re such a sweetie. Enjoy the warmth of the heater and let the frog be with you Pawkisses for a Spooky Helloween to all of you

  3. Angel and Gandalf says:

    Oh wise Max,
    Whyyyyyyyy did we have to wait so long for breakfast on Sunday morning? And dinner? You’d think the human would have compensated us for the late breakfast. Is this going to be the way it is forever–chow a WHOLE HOUR late?

    Who does our human think she is?

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