Hey evrybuddy, it’s Maobert Ebert heer with my weekly selekshun of whut to watch on yer iPad.
Sinse I can only watch mooveys on the iPad for a haff hour evry nite, my selekshun is limited, but I fownd a reely good wun I think yoo’ll like.
Now, don’t let the fakt that it stars a bunch of stoopid dawgs deter yoo frum watching it.
I’ve bin on a role, watching a bunch of dawg ajility mooveys. Yoo just cannot beeleeve the extent that stoopid dawgs will go to to git treets. My frend Titus is an eksepshun. He won’t do nuthin for treets cuz he noze that bein’ cute and having frootbat ears will git him all the treets he could ever dreem of.
Not theeze dawgs. Thare runnin arownd, scrapin’ thare boy bits on reely high jumps that they don’t qwite make, runnin around like a bunch of chikkins with thare heds cut off. It’s vary amyoozing.
Me, all I have to do is a high five once in a wile fur sum treets, but I know the man will give me all the treets I wunt without havin’ to do stoopid triks. Dawgs — thare just not that smart.
But thare’s a lot of akshun in this moovey and I think yoo’ll like it. Espeshully the parts ware the stoopid dawgs skrew up.