Fred lives in Illinois with his sister, Ethel, and unfortunately, with a yappy dog named Caesar. Fred doesn't have a blog, but if he did, he'd write about his obsession: Mancat Mancaves. He's Mousebreath's Mancat Mancave expurrt.
This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]
This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling. Now, if you don’t like the green [...]
Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a [...]
Sumtimes you run acrost stuff on the innernets that make you sit up and say “I wish I’d thot of that!” And this is one of those times. Some cat by the name of Doug Savage made this blooprint (wich for sum reezin is NOT bloo) of the ultimate cat tower wich also looks like [...]
This RONDO cat bed won’t fit vary many gerlcats inside with you. But it is vary klassy looking. Yer peeple will like to put it in places ware cumpany hoo comes to vizit with you can see it. And it has opshunul aksesseries like a skratching surfiss that can be attached to the post, or [...]
This Mancat Mancave looks just like sumthing you’d see in a Dokter Soose book. It’s got snorkely antennuh protooberunces that spring frum a wimzikle pod in a brite shade of oringe. This is a purrfect mancat mancave for the mancat hoo needs a kozy little haven for sexy times with a speshul vixin. The snorkely [...]
Honey it’s cold outside! Man, I don’t think the snow will ever go away. Wich is fine cuz it meens I git to cuddle up with my fave gerlcats. And if I was in a cuddlin’ mood, this wood be my dream mancat mancave. It’s got privacy kertins in a mancatly shade of blue. They [...]
Kittehs, if you wunt to git back to yer primal Afrikan roots, this is the mancat mancave for yoo. It’s made by KittiCraft, and it is fashuned after a Sowth Afrikan Zulu Hut wich is kinda like an igloo that won’t melt. Now heer’s a nice feecher: the cotton liner comes out so you can [...]
If yer a cat who hankers to live in a humbul abode like the Weasley famly in Harry Potter, then yoo commishun sumbuddy with oppozable thums to bild yoo a spektaculer 9-foot high cat house like this. It took 300 hours to bild. Even with oppozabul thums, that’s a long time. But boy, is it [...]
If yer a klimer like me, you will LOVE this Necobaco modern cat tree. Now, it duzn’t qwite qwalify as a mancat mancave cuz thare’s no place to put a flat skreen teevee or lounge with yer gerlcats, but still it’s a pritty kool place to hang out. And, thare are hidey holes ware you [...]
Well, my frends, I have a good mancat mancave for yoo this week. It’s called a Cosmic Cat Tower and it looks like sumthing the Purple Peeple Eater wood liv in if he wuz a cat. It’s 76″ tall which is 6 feet – (let’s see, carry the 7… or is it carry the 2?) [...]
If you’ve got yer eyes on a pawticular Himalayan gerlcat, have I got the mancat mancave for you! It’s a Himalayan cat tower that is a whopping seven feets tall and it looks like sumthing frum Lost Horizons. It’s got 2 condos in the middle of it that konnekt with each other, and sisal skrachers [...]
Hey evrybuddy, I’m bak frum vakayshun. Dja miss me? Anyone? Hmmmmm, didn’t think so… Anyway, it’s vary vary kold ware I live in Illinoy. Like abowt 200 degreez below zero at nite or sumthing like that. I don’t reely know igzaktly how kold cuz I’m lukky enuf to be an indoor cat. But a lot [...]
It’s grate if you have the mancat mancave of yer dreems — if you’ve been following me, I’m shur you pikt out yer faverite by now. But after you git it, you need to pimp it out, and this cat mat is just the ticket. It’s kind of a complikayted process, so I’ll let the [...]
This leopard print chaze is a cat bed to beet all cat beds. Swank and sexy, it will be the envy of all yer cat frends. It’s cuverd in a soft chuneele fabrik and has a sturdy wood frame. Even the stoopidest of peeple can assembul it cuz all you need to do is [...]
If I’d a been Skeezix, I woulda wet my pants win I ferst saw this luxury pink CATillac Mancat Mancave. Is thare a gerlcat alive hoo wouldn’t do ANYTHING for a chance to ride along with you in this baby? Ferst of all, it’s the best kind of car EVER! A CONVERTIBUL CATILLAC!!!! Convertibul tee-berds [...]
Does wikker make yer claws tingle? Mine do. Show me a room full of wikker furnicher and it’s Shred City, baby! So you can imagine how excited I wuz to see this wikker Mancat Mancave. As if the fakt it’s made of wikker isn’t enuf, it also has a rope skratchin post to git a [...]
Kittehs, have you ever wunted to go on vakayshun? You know, a sweet little getaway for you and yer harum? Well, have I got the spot for you! It is in Portlund, Oreygun. I’m not shur ware that is cuz win I tiped in “Portlund, Oreygun” in google maps nuthin came up. But it sownds [...]
Ever had vizhuns of being that Gorton’s of Gloster Fisherman guy? You know, the guy hoo gits all the toona and hallibutt he wunts? HAHAHAHA I sed BUTT!!! Well, that is just the kind of guy hoo gits all the gerlcats cuz how cood they tern down an endless supply of toona joose? This Mancat [...]
Hey evrycat, Fred heer with this week’s edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This week, we’re feechering a peeple bed that’s just purrfekt fur the mancat with a big harum. After all, thare’s no place better to sleep than on a big ole’ peeple bed watching the peeps having to kerl up like pretzuls HAHAHAHAHA!! And win [...]
Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not [...]
Giveaway: SHEBA Gourmet Cat Food Gift Basket
Did somebody say NOMS? Ha! I knew I could get your attention! Whether you’re a kitteh or kitteh lover, Mousebreath and SHEBA have something for you! Mousebreath has partnered with SHEBA® Entrees for the launch of their “SHEBA. Feed Your Passion™” Contest, featuring cat lover Eva Longoria. The SHEBA® brand celebrates the many [...]
Top Tips for Traveling with Your Cat (INFOGRAPHIC)
As I’m traveling this week across the country to BlogPaws, I wonder what it would be like to travel with Skeezix or Tripper (Mao is out of the question since he’d bray at the top of his lungs for the entire duration of the flight.) Since Tripper’s size exceeds airline regulations for under-seat travel, that [...]
These dressy vintage cat flats feature three smiling cat faces on each shoe. They’re gilded in silver and gold tones, and available in a size 6. If you have teeny feet, you can score these for the low low price of $20!
This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]
Meditations with Meezers: Live Together
We all have to live together, so we might as well live together happily.– HH the Dalai Lama Chey says: He is saying that you might want to try to get along with me and stop being so bossy. Ichiro: But I love you. That’s why I always want to sit on your head so [...]
Ask Max Monday: In Which Manner Shalt I Whiz?
Max! I need help! I heard the people talk about coyotes in my neighborhood and how some cats have been found DEAD and I go outside a lot! What should I do! Stay inside! Dear Max, I wented to the doctor and he gave me a shot in my back and now I have to [...]
Internet Cat Video Fest Hits the West Coast this Weekend with Cat-Art-Tech Catstravaganza!
Are you dying to go to the Internet Cat Video Festival but can’t make it to Minneapolis this summer? If you live in the San Francisco Bay Area, you’re in luck. The Internet Cat Video Festival is holding a screening in Oakland, CA tomorrow (May 11th). And, true to high tech Bay Area form, the [...]
If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an established following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. [...]
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