Skeezix the Cat -- also known as the Feline Fashionista -- has been blogging daily since March of 2005 when he was six months old. His doppelganger, Flat Skeezix, has traveled to Ireland, England, Ohio, Michigan, the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop on I5, New York, Florida, Missouri, and has been a guest of Sarge Charlie and Auntie Bee on several Carribean cruises. Skeezix loves show tunes, and counts among his idols Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Liza, Bernadette Peters, Jacqueline Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liberace and Elton John.
His "special" friend is Daisy the Curly Cat.
With Valentine’s Day less than three weeks away, it’s time to seriususly kunsider what yer going to ware for the Big Day. I’ve got 15 sugjestions from glitter to glam, frilly to formal. Click any pikcher to find out how to buy the kyoot owtfit you like the most.
Evry yeer I want to git a pony for Krissmiss, but so far, it’s a no-go. I wood take good care of a pony, but the Food Lady sez she’d be the one ending up kleening its poop and feeding it. I did not point out to her that, hey, that’s her job, becuz I’m [...]
Kittehs, you know I love nothing better than a sweet ride. And boy let me tell you, it duzn’t git much sweeter than this Neko Cat sidecar on a Suzoookey motorsykle. I can just pikcher myself sittin in it, wind blowing thru my ears. Sweet! And you know hoo I think wood REELY love it? [...]
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Mickey Mantle, notuble for his services as doorman at the Hotel Harris on Lon Guyland, has gone to The Bridge. He is survived by his brudders Jeter Harris, Matsui, and that stoopid kitten Joba.
Hello, everybuddy, Skeezix heer. Me an my famly put together this grate Hanukkah rap video to wish all of our Jewish frends a Happy Hanukkah. We call ourselfs “Skeezix the Cat and The Tasty Faces.” We hope you like it! (You can send it to your friends using this link: http://youtu.be/0QLIJW3yo9U.)
OK, they’re teknikly dawg swetters, but they werk on cats, too. Baxter Boo is having a pre-holiday clearinse sale on a jillion things, inklooding theeze kyoot krissmiss swetters and jakkits: Red and green “Joy” tee is only $9; was $22.50*. This red moose swetter was $52.50, now $20. It’s got snowflakes and mooses on it and [...]
My fellow kittehs, I am taking time out of my sooper importunt Blak Friday shopping (what WILL I git my speshul frend Daisy for Krissmiss?) to raze yer awareness of a petishun that has bin submitted to the Wite House. This petishun promotes the genetik engineering of cat gerlz as a way to boost the [...]
This was a vary exsiting day because we are in Jorja with a bunch of dawgs. Yes, you red that right. Thare were dawgs all over the place at BarkWorld today. I was happy that Tripper was my bodygard cuz some of them dawgs was ginormous!!! This one is our new frend and he is [...]
Today me an Trip an the Food Lady wint to Atlanta fur Barkworld. I wuzn’t so shur about the dawg part, but win I saw sum of my good frends like Preston and Cosmo and Pepper the Pomeraynian I changed my mind. We had to walk about 86 miles thru the Atlanta airport to get [...]
My Food Lady duz NOT like flushing the litter box. She’s suppost to do it evry nite, but she’s old so she fergits. So I wuz vary happy win Litter-Robot sended me one of thare ottomated litter boxes to review. I reely gave it a werkout. The Food Lady sed that we both had to [...]
Kittehs, you don’t wunt this country to go to the dawgs, do you? Given the prezidenshul debates the last cupple of weeks, that’s just whut’s likely to happen… unless you vote to tern America into Cat Country! America’s Pet Debate is solisiting votes to determin who will prevale: cats or dawgs. Now, I woodn’t wunt thoze [...]
Last week, me an the Food Lady were invited bak to see my frends at Purina. We got to see sum sooper-seekrit behind-the-seens akshun and then we got to see the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge wich gave me a few brillyunt money-makin’ ideas that I don’t mind sharing with you cuz I’m just that kind [...]
Today, me an my Flat Cat friends wint to a “Together We Can” event at Purina Farms ware we got to make blankets and bild doghouses for shelter animals. Thare were a gazillion yung kids thare who lernt that you should give bak insted of thinking of yerself all the time. The kids had a [...]
Well, as you all know, I’ve often been thwartid in my attempts to go to skool on the short bus. I have gottin to gest-teech at Jeter Harrises mom’s skool on da grate Lon Guyland… … and DMM’s mom pulled sum strings to git a pikcher of me on the short bus: But it has [...]
Today is National Take Your Cat to the Vet Day, around which Take Your Cat to the Vet Week is focused. This event was started by PetFinder to increase the cat owner’s awareness of how necessary it is to take your cat in for regular vet visits. Most people avoid taking their cats to vets [...]
Kittehs, akording to servays, about a therd of you are overwate wich meens thare mite be d-i-e-t cat food in yer future. And that is six degrees of suckitude. Forchenitly, thare’s a produkt that will let you keep on eating whutever you’ve bin eating, and still look a cupple of pownds liter. (Altho it will [...]
Time to warm up yer paws, kittehs, and hit thoze keybords to nommynate yer fave internet cat videos for the FIRST EVER Internet Cat Video Film Festival to be held at the end of August in Minnisoda. The innernets have bin arownd my hole entire life, so I can remember some klassiks like Catnip Reefer [...]
The new Temptations commershul is out kittehs, and aside frum being reely funny, it purrvides sum grate tips on how to git even MORE Temptations frum the purrson who gives you treets. Git sumthing to rite on, cuz you’ll wanna take notes! What’s YOUR strategy for scoring more Temptations? In a reader? Click title to [...]
If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an established following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. [...]
Win $7500 with Your Cute Cat Photo
Your cute cat photo could win you $7500 or a year’s supply of cat food in Purina’s Purely for Pets Photo Contest. There are two CATegories: Cat Sign Language and Too Cute for Words. Ten finalists in each category will be announced on June 17th, then the public will select the winner. How to Enter [...]
Shoesday: Spicy Red Cat Sneaks
Do not buy these shoes. SRSLY. We love ‘em, but the source is one of those sketchy websites that looks like it could be using the online store to steal credit card numbers. So we won’t put a link to that site. Which is a shame because we love the sassy red print and comfortable [...]
Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat
This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling. Now, if you don’t like the green [...]
Fashion Friday Cat’s by Tsumori Chisato
I can’t wear anything but natural fibers, so these 100% cotton cat dresses by Tsumori Chisato drew me in like a tractor beam. They come in a bright array of colors and feature a boat neckline, short sleeves and rhinestone detailing with a glitter cat print. You can buy ‘em at Yoox.com. Tees are [...]
Shoesday: Sweet Black Flats from Urban Outfitters
This week’s cat shoe is a sweet black loafer from Urban Outfitters. At $45, the price is sweet as well. The classic slip-on is crafted in canvas and imprinted with the haunting gaze of a house panther. There’s leather piping along the top-upper, a padded footbed and rubber sole. We can see them with these [...]
I found a Pinteresting sculptor this week, and couldn’t wait to share her work with you. Her name is Sara Swink, and there are a lot of cats peeking out from her portfolio: A cat and a donkey? But of course! She does a lot of sculptures of a cat named “Mao.” And who isn’t [...]
Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a [...]
The Owl and the Pussycat are Besties! (VIDEO)
Fum and Gebra are an ulikely pair: an owl and a pussycat in Spain who’ve become BFFs. Rather than turn the other into lunch, they’ve teamed up for huntin’ and headbonkin’ and chasin’ and huggin’. Charming! You can follow Fum and Gebra via Facebook.
Ask Max Monday: Know When To Fold ‘Em
Dear Max, I want to ask you a very purrsonal question and it is okay if you don’t want to answer it because it is purrsonal and all. See, I whine and cry and thrash when mommie tries to trim my claws because I just know she’ll slip and cut the whole end of my [...]
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