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Skeezix the Cat -- also known as the Feline Fashionista -- has been blogging daily since March of 2005 when he was six months old. His doppelganger, Flat Skeezix, has traveled to Ireland, England, Ohio, Michigan, the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop on I5, New York, Florida, Missouri, and has been a guest of Sarge Charlie and Auntie Bee on several Carribean cruises. Skeezix loves show tunes, and counts among his idols Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Liza, Bernadette Peters, Jacqueline Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liberace and Elton John.

His "special" friend is Daisy the Curly Cat.

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15 Fashions for the Feline Fashionista on Valentine’s Day
[ 6 ] January 25, 2013 |

15 Fashions for the Feline Fashionista on Valentine’s Day

With Valentine’s Day less than three weeks away, it’s time to seriususly kunsider what yer going to ware for the Big Day. I’ve got 15 sugjestions from glitter to glam, frilly to formal. Click any pikcher to find out how to buy the kyoot owtfit you like the most.      

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Didn’t Get a Pony for Christmas?
[ 3 ] January 16, 2013 |

Didn’t Get a Pony for Christmas?

Evry yeer I want to git a pony for Krissmiss, but so far, it’s a no-go. I wood take good care of a pony, but the Food Lady sez she’d be the one ending up kleening its poop and feeding it. I did not point out to her that, hey, that’s her job, becuz I’m […]

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Neko Cat Motorcycle Sidecar
[ 1 ] December 30, 2012 |

Neko Cat Motorcycle Sidecar

Kittehs, you know I love nothing better than a sweet ride. And boy let me tell you, it duzn’t git much sweeter than this Neko Cat sidecar on a Suzoookey motorsykle. I can just pikcher myself sittin in it, wind blowing thru my ears. Sweet! And you know hoo I think wood REELY love it? […]

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Fancy Feast Mousebreath Tote Winners Announced!
[ 33 ] December 26, 2012 |

Fancy Feast Mousebreath Tote Winners Announced!

IMPORTANT! If you are one of the winners listed below, please check your email for instructions on how to claim your prize. If you did not leave an email address when you entered, please email us (editor@mousebreath.com) with your shipping information. We must have this info today or another entry will be chosen to receive […]

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Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman
[ 12 ] December 16, 2012 |

Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman

Mickey Mantle, notuble for his services as doorman at the Hotel Harris on Lon Guyland, has gone to The Bridge. He is survived by his brudders Jeter Harris, Matsui, and that stoopid kitten Joba.

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Happy Hanukkah from Skeezix and the Tasty Faces
[ 4 ] December 15, 2012 |

Happy Hanukkah from Skeezix and the Tasty Faces

Hello, everybuddy, Skeezix heer. Me an my famly put together this grate Hanukkah rap video to wish all of our Jewish frends a Happy Hanukkah. We call ourselfs “Skeezix the Cat and The Tasty Faces.” We hope you like it! (You can send it to your friends using this link: http://youtu.be/0QLIJW3yo9U.)

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10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off
[ 3 ] December 11, 2012 |

10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off

OK, they’re teknikly dawg swetters, but they werk on cats, too. Baxter Boo is having a pre-holiday clearinse sale on a jillion things, inklooding theeze kyoot krissmiss swetters and jakkits: Red and green “Joy” tee is only $9; was $22.50*.   This red moose swetter was $52.50, now $20.  It’s got snowflakes and mooses on it and […]

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“Genetically Engineered Cat Girls”? Just Say No!
[ 1 ] November 23, 2012 |

“Genetically Engineered Cat Girls”? Just Say No!

My fellow kittehs, I am taking time out of my sooper importunt Blak Friday shopping (what WILL I git my speshul frend Daisy for Krissmiss?) to raze yer awareness of a petishun that has bin submitted to the Wite House. This petishun promotes the genetik engineering of cat gerlz as a way to boost the […]

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Who Let the Dogs Out?!
[ 2 ] October 27, 2012 |

Who Let the Dogs Out?!

This was a vary exsiting day because we are in Jorja with a bunch of dawgs. Yes, you red that right. Thare were dawgs all over the place at BarkWorld today. I was happy that Tripper was my bodygard cuz some of them dawgs was ginormous!!! This one is our new frend and he is […]

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Georgia on my mind
[ 1 ] October 25, 2012 |

Georgia on my mind

Today me an Trip an the Food Lady wint to Atlanta fur Barkworld. I wuzn’t so shur about the dawg part, but win I saw sum of my good frends like Preston and Cosmo and Pepper the Pomeraynian I changed my mind. We had to walk about 86 miles thru the Atlanta airport to get […]

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The Ferris Wheel for Cat Poop (Video)
[ 17 ] October 17, 2012 |

The Ferris Wheel for Cat Poop (Video)

My Food Lady duz NOT like flushing the litter box. She’s suppost to do it evry nite, but she’s old so she fergits. So I wuz vary happy win Litter-Robot sended me one of thare ottomated litter boxes to review. I reely gave it a werkout. The Food Lady sed that we both had to […]

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Top 10 Reasons to vote for CATS in America’s Pet Debate
[ 3 ] October 14, 2012 |

Top 10 Reasons to vote for CATS in America’s Pet Debate

Kittehs, you don’t wunt this country to go to the dawgs, do you? Given the prezidenshul debates the last cupple of weeks, that’s just whut’s likely to happen… unless you vote to tern America into Cat Country! America’s Pet Debate is solisiting votes to determin who will prevale: cats or dawgs. Now, I woodn’t wunt thoze […]

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13 ways I’m gonna make a million dollars
[ 13 ] October 11, 2012 |

13 ways I’m gonna make a million dollars

Last week, me an the Food Lady were invited bak to see my frends at Purina. We got to see sum sooper-seekrit behind-the-seens akshun and then we got to see the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge wich gave me a few brillyunt money-makin’ ideas that I don’t mind sharing with you cuz I’m just that kind […]

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Kids and flat pets make blankets and dog houses for shelters
[ 3 ] October 6, 2012 |

Kids and flat pets make blankets and dog houses for shelters

Today, me an my Flat Cat friends wint to a “Together We Can” event at Purina Farms ware we got to make blankets and bild doghouses for shelter animals. Thare were a gazillion yung kids thare who lernt that you should give bak insted of thinking of yerself all the time. The kids had a […]

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Cat Passes College Entrance Exam
[ 4 ] September 30, 2012 |

Cat Passes College Entrance Exam

Well, as you all know, I’ve often been thwartid in my attempts to go to skool on the short bus. I have gottin to gest-teech at Jeter Harrises mom’s skool on da grate Lon Guyland… … and DMM’s mom pulled sum strings to git a pikcher of me on the short bus: But it has […]

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Taking your cat to the vet can be a dream – not a nightmare
[ 4 ] August 22, 2012 |

Taking your cat to the vet can be a dream – not a nightmare

Today is National Take Your Cat to the Vet Day, around which Take Your Cat to the Vet Week is focused. This event was started by PetFinder to increase the cat owner’s awareness of how necessary it is to take your cat in for regular vet visits. Most people avoid taking their cats to vets […]

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Need to shave off a few pounds? Get Cat Spanx!
[ 10 ] August 4, 2012 |

Need to shave off a few pounds? Get Cat Spanx!

Kittehs, akording to servays, about a therd of you are overwate wich meens thare mite be d-i-e-t cat food in yer future. And that is six degrees of suckitude. Forchenitly, thare’s a produkt that will let you keep on eating whutever you’ve bin eating, and still look a cupple of pownds liter. (Altho it will […]

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Friday Funnies Cat Cartoon
[ 4 ] July 20, 2012 |

Friday Funnies Cat Cartoon

In a reader? Click title to view cat cartoon.

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First Ever Internet Cat Video Film Festival
[ 1 ] July 12, 2012 |

First Ever Internet Cat Video Film Festival

Time to warm up yer paws, kittehs, and hit thoze keybords to nommynate yer fave internet cat videos for the FIRST EVER Internet Cat Video Film Festival to be held at the end of August in Minnisoda. The innernets have bin arownd my hole entire life, so I can remember some klassiks like Catnip Reefer […]

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Video Tutorial: How to Get More Temptations
[ 2 ] July 10, 2012 |

Video Tutorial: How to Get More Temptations

The new Temptations commershul is out kittehs, and aside frum being reely funny, it purrvides sum grate tips on how to git even MORE Temptations frum the purrson who gives you treets. Git sumthing to rite on, cuz you’ll wanna take notes! What’s YOUR strategy for scoring more Temptations? In a reader? Click title to […]

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