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Skeezix the Cat -- also known as the Feline Fashionista -- has been blogging daily since March of 2005 when he was six months old. His doppelganger, Flat Skeezix, has traveled to Ireland, England, Ohio, Michigan, the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop on I5, New York, Florida, Missouri, and has been a guest of Sarge Charlie and Auntie Bee on several Carribean cruises. Skeezix loves show tunes, and counts among his idols Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Liza, Bernadette Peters, Jacqueline Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liberace and Elton John.

His "special" friend is Daisy the Curly Cat.

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Shoesday: Leopard Stilettos
[ 1 ] July 10, 2012 |

Shoesday: Leopard Stilettos

These Leopard Bow Peep Toe Platform Stiletto Heel Pumps in Coral are purrfect for summer parties when you’re wearing the sheerest of summer dresses. If coral’s not your shade, they also have them in pink: This Leopard Bow Peep Toe Platform Stiletto Heel Pump in Pink could be coy or stunning or just plain silly […]

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Happy 4th of July, Kittehs!
[ 8 ] July 4, 2012 |

Happy 4th of July, Kittehs!

Stay out of trubble this 4th of July by hiding under the bed and not coming out until it’s tomorrow. If yoo git reely nerviss win yoo heer fireworks, pop over to moderncat.net today and enter the drawing for a thundershirt that will make yoo feel kozy and safe! Be careful out thare!

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Nom Nom Nom: New Fancy Feast Taste Treat
[ 3 ] July 3, 2012 |

Nom Nom Nom: New Fancy Feast Taste Treat

Food Critic Skeezix the Cat has been trying out a new flavor of Fancy Feast called Fancy Feast Mornings. Just pop open a can and the morning comes to you. Skeezix is checking out the souffle with chicken and greens. He’s not one to adopt new food flavors, so this could be a disaster. Just […]

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Shoesday: Leopard Flat Cat Shoes with Cat Face
[ 2 ] July 3, 2012 |

Shoesday: Leopard Flat Cat Shoes with Cat Face

Did you show up at BlogPaws without your cat shoes? Mon dieu! Get ready for next year with this cute ballet flat by F-Troupe. The leopard print body is embellished with a comical cat face. You can spend days on your paws in this flat. It looks fab with skinny jeans, a purrfect choice for […]

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Free! Fancy Feast and a Cup o’ Joe (act fast!)
[ 3 ] June 26, 2012 |

Free! Fancy Feast and a Cup o’ Joe (act fast!)

Boy Howdy, do I ever love my Fancy Feast! And I wet my pants win I lernt that my frends at Purina are rolling out a new Fancy Feast Line called Fancy Feast Mornings wich I got a sneek-ahed sample of acuz of the fakt that I’m a VIP. My reeders and Fansy Feest lovers […]

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Live from BlogPaws: Master’s Class in Video
[ 1 ] June 21, 2012 |

Live from BlogPaws: Master’s Class in Video

This afternoon I’m attending a video workshop at BlogPaws given by my grate frend Kenn Bell hoo is the genius behind The Dog Files. I met Kenn Bell win I wint to New York in April and so I wuz excited to see him agin even tho he’s a dog person. This afternoon he’s going […]

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Wordless Wednesday
[ 7 ] June 12, 2012 |

Wordless Wednesday

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13 Ways for Kittehs to Spring into Summer
[ 2 ] May 31, 2012 |

13 Ways for Kittehs to Spring into Summer

With Memorial Day behind us, we start making summer plans and cats are no different. They look forward to getting outdoors and enjoying the fresh air — even if they’re indoor cats. Here are 13 products are guaranteed to make your cats’ summer super. The tabby in the photo above is sporting a summerific sunflower […]

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Matilda Returns to the Algonquin Hotel
[ 5 ] May 26, 2012 |

Matilda Returns to the Algonquin Hotel

Matilda, the famous Algonquin Hotel cat is back! I wuz vary disappointed win I wint to NYC reesintly only to discuver that the Algonquin Hotel wuz undergoing renovayshuns and wuz clozed. I had bin sooooo looking forwerd to meeting Matilda and I’m shur she wood by happy to meet an innernet sellbrity like me. I […]

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Kittehs! 13 Ways to Tell Mom You Love Her
[ 6 ] May 10, 2012 |

Kittehs! 13 Ways to Tell Mom You Love Her

Kittehs, if you’re hard-pressed as to what to get yer mom for Mother’s Day (considering you probly don’t have any milk money), here are 13 ways to tell yer mom you love her without braking the bank. Let her sleep in on Mother’s Day. Yes, you may starve having to wait until 8am for brekfist, […]

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NIP. Not Even Once.
[ 6 ] May 9, 2012 |

NIP. Not Even Once.

All of us know about the horrers of nip addikshun. In fakt, my own speshul frend Daisy the Curly Cat has had her own struggels with the evil weed. If yer not addikted to nip yerself, you probly know someone who is. And it’s as bad to enable a nip addikt as it is to […]

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Shoesday: Hello Kitty Open-Toe Glitter Pumps
[ 3 ] May 8, 2012 |

Shoesday: Hello Kitty Open-Toe Glitter Pumps

These Hello Kitty Glitter Peep Toe Pumps are gorgeous, no? When you have a fancy cat pawty to attend, these are purrfect footwear. The Hello Kitty details are subtle, although any self-respecting Crazy Cat Lady would spot them a mile away. And they won’t break the bank — you can buy them for as little […]

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!
[ 8 ] May 5, 2012 |

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all you gatos! We sercht in vane for Mexican cat food flayvers but coodn’d find any. Not even frum Fansy Feest hoo makes like a gazillion flayvors — but no enchilado flayver or taco flayver or nuthin. Maybe it’s just as well, cuz in my howse at leest, Mexican food […]

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13 Cats in the Office Space
[ 7 ] May 3, 2012 |

13 Cats in the Office Space

Whether you’ve worked in high tech or don’t even know someone who has, you’ll appreciate these feline types who can be found in any tech workplace. via doug woods The prodigy. He has no social skills, so we hope that at some point a kind soul will take him under his wing and coach him […]

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Sleepy Sunday Cute Cat Photo
[ 0 ] April 29, 2012 |

Sleepy Sunday Cute Cat Photo

We like how this tabby OWNS this sleepy pozishun. And we also like the blak-and-wite treetment wich transforms it into art. Shot at from a cat’s purrspective, we like to think that his tabby bruther capcherd the shot. After all, how hard can fotograffy be? They created the iPad for us cats to use — […]

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National Hairball Awareness Day – Join the Fun!
[ 12 ] April 27, 2012 |

National Hairball Awareness Day – Join the Fun!

Hey evrybuddy, it’s National Hairball Awareness Day, and it’s time to celebrate those peeps amung us hoo take the time to groom us so we DON’T get hairballs. Hairballs suk. I don’t git them myself, becuz 1) I don’t have many hairs to shed; 2) I git FURminated all the time and even tho not […]

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Hank the Cat, Senate Candidate, Releases Tax Filing
[ 0 ] April 19, 2012 |

Hank the Cat, Senate Candidate, Releases Tax Filing

Hank the Cat, a Maine Coon Senate candidate in Furginia, has released his 2011 Tax Filing just as other candidates for federal office do. It’s thought that the release of this sensitive information was necessary after a dog-backed SuperPAC released a video questioning Hank’s character and forthrightness (more on that below) with bogus allegations. The […]

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The Difference between Cat and Dog People
[ 2 ] April 17, 2012 |

The Difference between Cat and Dog People

Here’s the definitive guide to the differences between cat and dog owners. Do you really need to read any further than that dog owners are “67% more likely to call animal control when they find stray kittens”? (Click graphic to view full-sized version on Hunch Blog.)     via Hunch Blog Infographic designed by Column […]

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NOM NOM NOM Cat Stars in New Viral Video
[ 2 ] April 12, 2012 |

NOM NOM NOM Cat Stars in New Viral Video

If you liked “NO NO NO” Cat, you’ll love this video of NOM NOM NOM Cat, a cat who says nom nom nom over and over again while he’s eating. He may be the original nomnomnom cat… what do you think? (In a reader? Click here to watch nomnomnom video.)

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Cat Opens Freezer Door for Fish Sticks
[ 6 ] April 10, 2012 |

Cat Opens Freezer Door for Fish Sticks

Oscar the Cat, a Devon Rex, has figyerd out how to open the freezer door for noms — in this case, frozen fishsticks. I have watcht this moovey about a hundred times and still can’t figyer out how he duz it. I asked Oscar whut his sekrit was. “You have to want it,” he said. […]

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