Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: The Burrito Is Not Your Friend
[ 3 ] August 31, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Burrito Is Not Your Friend

HAY MAX WHY DO THEY CALL IT MENOPAWS AND NOT WOMENOPAWS? AND THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE PAWS SO WHY IS THE PAWS PART IN THARE? Well, when women reach a certain age, they get all hot and cranky, and the men in their lives annoy the ever-loving-KRAP out of them, and if they had claws […]

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Josie, Renn, Tucker, Cammie and Noah Speak
[ 9 ] August 28, 2015 |

Josie, Renn, Tucker, Cammie and Noah Speak

Today, we would like to introduce the cats from the I Have Three Cats blog. We know Josie, Renn, Tucker, Cammie and Noah add up to more than three cats, but, hey, cats are addictive – or should that be adorable? Actually, it is both. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Josie: […]

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Ask Max Monday: Never Take the Blame
[ 3 ] August 24, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Never Take the Blame

Hi there Max In a few weeks I’m going to turn one year old. My fur sister, Emily, says that this will make me officially not a kitten any more, she says that it’s time for me to “grow up, and calm down”, and “stop being such a little hell bat”. This doesn’t sound like […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cooties. Cooties Everywhere.
[ 2 ] August 17, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Cooties. Cooties Everywhere.

Hi, Max, This is Spider and Gracie’s human. Our cool summer has turned hot here, and these girls are horkin’ up furballs right and left and mainly next to the bed. Despite my best efforts at auxiliary grooming, the hairball fest continues, mainly because both of the ladies hate all pet brushes with a passion. […]

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Supervisor Trixie and Toy Tester Buster
[ 7 ] August 14, 2015 |

Supervisor Trixie and Toy Tester Buster

Many of you already know Trixie and Buster. They do not have a blog, but they are Cat Scouts, and Cat Scouts do not remain anonymous for long. Gather around the campfire and prepare to become better acquainted. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Trixie: My name is Trixie and I’m a […]

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Ask Max Monday: Dang, You Guys Made Up For The Silence
[ 10 ] August 10, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Dang, You Guys Made Up For The Silence

Dear Max – I like to sits behinds da fan dats on the floor in mai room – I dunno why… Moms thinks is funny and inpurresting – she calls it my White Noise machine.. do you know why I likes to do dis?? Kthanxbai Luv, Maudy Well, fans work by pulling air through back […]

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Cujo the Benevolent Dictator
[ 9 ] August 7, 2015 |

Cujo the Benevolent Dictator

We aren’t able to get around the blogs as much as we used to and had forgotten how much fun The Cujo Cat Chronicles can be, so it was quite a treat to “stumble” over it recently. He was quite down-to-earth for one so eminent and readily agreed to an interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Please […]

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Ask Max Monday: Yes, It’s a Cat Toy
[ 7 ] August 3, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Yes, It’s a Cat Toy

Me name Ginny or ass I prefurr Ginnycat. Im abut 17 humann yearers and a tough but cuddler womannn calico. Mur quest is why I’m scared when me human face scratcher provider take shower why I’m so scared for long time after? We are only ones live togatar. Max do u thank its the smelll […]

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Aspen with Sisfurs Willow, Mango and Tigger
[ 10 ] July 31, 2015 |

Aspen with Sisfurs Willow, Mango and Tigger

When we first met today’s interview subjects, they were just joining Cat Scouts and looking for a fun furry niche to call home. Their human didn’t have a PC or a laptop, just a phone. We would like to put our paws together to acknowledge her determination in attaining a goal because Aspen and her […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Sound of Silence
[ 7 ] July 27, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Sound of Silence

  Have a question for me? You can leave it in the comments, or email me at askmaxmonday@gmail.com.

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Ask Max Monday: She Screams, You Scream, It’s Family Fun
[ 1 ] July 20, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: She Screams, You Scream, It’s Family Fun

Deer Max – one of mine favorite things to do is to walkout on the teeny tiny bit if floor on the “wrong” side of the balcony. It’s fun but how can I get mommy to clap for me instead of yelling at me to “get down or you’re going to break your neck”. It’s […]

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Sweet and Spicy Peaches and Paprika
[ 6 ] July 17, 2015 |

Sweet and Spicy Peaches and Paprika

Most of you are undoubtedly familiar with the popular human treat peaches and cream. Now meet the purrfect combination of sweet and spicy sisters from the blog Peaches and Paprika. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and Carol. Peaches: Good morning, my name is Peaches. I am a tiger Calico, and I am 5 years […]

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Ask Max Monday: Come On Baby Light My Fire
[ 6 ] July 13, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Come On Baby Light My Fire

Max – we got us some weird kittens here this time. Every time mom feeds them, they growl at each other and smack the bejeezus out of each other. There is plenty of food to go around. Mom says it is cause they was living outside until she got them (they are only about 5 […]

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Attention All Kitties
[ 2 ] July 10, 2015 |

Attention All Kitties

Attention!  Attention!  Calling all kitties! Are you a cat with a blog?  What about a Cat Scout?  (You Cat Scouts can earn a badge for an interview.) Or are you a cat with your own social media account(s)? You’re in luck.  We are looking for some chatty catties … er, cats, who would like to […]

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Ask Max Monday: Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?
[ 7 ] July 6, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?

I got a question in email this afternoon (7-6-2015) that cannot wait for next week, so please forgive this insertion into an already-published post. Max, my cat Oliver has started panting at odd times. It’s not hot in here, we have air conditioning, and it’s not after playing (except he pants then, too). Do I […]

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Cat Scout Cat and Future Scout Nugget
[ 4 ] July 3, 2015 |

Cat Scout Cat and Future Scout Nugget

We love stories with a happy ending and a new beginning. Pull up a cushion for the story of Cat Scout Cat and Nugget, two cats who found a new beginning. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Cat: Hi, I’m Cat and I’m about 6 years old. When I was about 1 […]

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Ask Max Monday: To Boldly Smear Where No Smear Has Been Before
[ 7 ] June 29, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: To Boldly Smear Where No Smear Has Been Before

Hi Maxx – My the mom asked me to write to you for advice. I know what you are going to say, and I think I will totally agree with you, but SHE wants the advice. Ok, so here goes. I wander around the house alot screaming at a lot of different things – like […]

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Awesome Louie Salutes, Tweets and Blogs
[ 11 ] June 26, 2015 |

Awesome Louie Salutes, Tweets and Blogs

Louie is one busy mancat, juggling his Awesome Louie blog, his Awesome Louie Twitter account, and earning badges for good deeds as Awesome Louie at Cat Scouts. Pull up a cushion on the patio and enjoy Louie’s life story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and family, including your human. Louie: I live with nine […]

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Ask Max Monday: ♫ School’s Out For Summer… ♫
[ 9 ] June 22, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: ♫ School’s Out For Summer… ♫

This is Sammy Meezer – and YES we live in a place that does not get bird TV. We have a hyooj open backyard, and the mom has put out a bird feeder, but we maybe get one bird once in a while, and NO SKWERRLS. All we have around us are herds of sticky […]

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Jaunty Jaguar Joined the Cat Scouts
[ 7 ] June 19, 2015 |

Jaunty Jaguar Joined the Cat Scouts

Today, we would like to introduce Jaguar, the Cat Scout . We suggest you not mess with her unless you want to tangle with her dad, otherwise known as her primary. She is new to scouting but she has dived in to get her paws muddy, so we’ll imitate her and just dive into the […]

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