It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog. She is quite the popular, loveable character. Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Cathy Keisha: I’m Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the World’s Most Stunning […]
“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ―Rumi Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished. Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.
Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady she’s adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was “between houses.” Now she owns the food lady’s house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, […]
This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the… Oh, wait, she’s not the Elvira of horror story fame. The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Elvira: I am Elvira, a […]
“If light is in your heart, You will find your way home…” ~ Rumi Chey says: This means that you will always find a way home if you have love and light in your heart. Ichiro: If Find Chey Friday is any indication, your heart is pretty dark Chey: Home, in this case is figurative, […]
Dear Max, The food lady works from home 3 days a week. You’d think this would would be good news. After all, like the food lady sez, “Stinky goodness doesn’t grow on trees, girls.” We were hoping for all-day breffus buffay, more scritches, and more napping on the food lady’s legs and boobs. (Yes, you […]
It’s a pleasure to introduce many of our readers to a new kitty who has only been blogging for a few months, Alice Marie from Alice 101. She leads an interesting life on a farm and helps her mom make nip toys. That’s a job most of us kitties would love to have. Funny Farmer […]
All things share the same breath — the beast, the tree, the man, the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports. ~Chief Seattle (Ts’ial-la-kum), Suquamish and Duwamish tribes Chey says: This means as distasteful as it is, we may share a spirit and a breath. Ichiro: What’s distasteful about it? I like […]
Dear Max – something terrible has happened here. We have always enjoyed nomming on certain dry kibbles and certain canned stinky goodness. Well, the canned stinky goodness just sits and sits in the cabinet, and now we see that the bag for our dry kibble has changed. And it tastes like cardboard. Poor Nicky has […]
What a privilege to sit down with Finland’s own Carlos from The Daily Cat blog. He is an indoor kitty who keeps his secretary well-supplied with post materials and travels annually to paradise, a place all kitties would give their longest whiskers to visit. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Carlos: […]
All the effort in the world won’t matter if you’re not inspired.”- Chuck Palahniuk Chey says: This is why if I’m not inspired I sleep. Ichiro: Man, you never get inspired do you?
Oh wize guru Max, I have a question for you. Why is the human so stoooopid? It takes forever for the elder cat and me to get through to her! The Elder cat, Fudgie, sits on the back of her chair staring at the empty food bowl and flapping her tail into the woman’s face, […]
We are pleased to have Harry, Tipp, Dexter and Willow of Cherry City Kitties with us today, and we’re sure you’ll enjoy getting to know them better. They’re a fun group of furries. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Harry: I’m Harry, the oldest and handsomest. Tipp: I’m a house panther. Well, […]
“I looked in temples, churches and mosques but I found the Divine within my heart” –Rumi Chey says: As always we shouldn’t look outside ourselves for answers. We should know we’re divine Ichiro: I thought it was that you always find something in the last place you look?
I told Buddah I didn’t have any questions to answer this week. Now, I had expected him to suddenly ask me a bunch of questions, but no, he felt bad for me. Or maybe he felt bad because he invested his evening in watching the Superb owl. He was so disappointed when he realized it […]
We would love to blame our Jan for the lack of an interview again this week, but, regretfully, we must inform you this isn’t her fault. This time! Due to technical difficulties with our computer, we were offline most of the week and were unable to get an interview prepared. We will be back next […]
All right, dood, you’re twelve and a half years old now; you’ve gotten some quality living under your furry belt. Think back to the day you got your forever home. What would your current self tell your kitten self? ~Vader Dear Newby Max, Right about now you’re in the car of the Really Tall Guy […]
We are taking a break this week, but we should return next Friday with another interview. We are always interested to hear from any cat who is currently blogging and would like to be interviewed, so any time you would like your name on the list, meow at us.
Do not try to use what you learn to be a better Buddhist; use it to be a better whatever-you-already-are The Dalai Lama Chey says: This is why we are becoming better cats because that is how I am teaching you. Ichiro: That’s good because I’m not sure what a Buddhist is.
Hiya Max, it’s us again. I’ve been wanting to write and say thanks you for your good advices back 2 months ago when my sisfur Winky went to the Rainbow Bridge – we all thought you gave us some good ideas on how we could feel better and how to help makes the Mom feel […]