Halp! Our human is shrinking! The human used to be all big and squishy now it’s less big and less squishy, specially around the tummy. We herd other humans say ours lost “four inches.” We looked and looked in the house but did not find inches. What are inches? Why is our human shrinking? Well, […]
Today we are interviewing the cats from Jacqueline’s Cat House. Calle and Halle are 9-year-old littermates and Sukki is their 6-year-old biological baby sister. They are alike, but also very different. Calle is a Seal Point Balinese, Halle is a Seal Point Siamese and Sukki is a Chocolate Point Balinese. Mommy Cat and Daddy Cat […]
“Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.” ~ The Buddha Chey says: Do not envy what I have, because although it is wonderful, it would be better if I had opposable thumbs. Ichiro: So you envy those who have them? Chey: No. […]
Am I wrong for biting the mom when she removes my eye boogers? I mean, I don’t go sticking my claws into her eyes to remove some gross slimy crud from her face. Why can’t she just leave my face alone? No, you’re not wrong—you’re doing her a service by biting her when she bothers […]
Carmine, Milita and Jewel from the blog Fur Everywhere are our interview guests this week. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Carmine: First, we would like to thank the Funny Farmer Felines for the chance to interview with them! We feel quite honored to be here on Mousebreath. We are Carmine, Milita, […]
Max, how does we get our paws on some Fanksgiving turkey? It’s better than chikins and stinky goodness combined. Remember, we don’t have opposable fumbs. Loyal Fans Furever, Gracie and Spider The first thing you do is wait for the people to sit down to eat, then do the cute thing. You know, sit there […]
“Though you may travel the world to find the beautiful, you must have it within you or you will find it not.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson Chey says: This is why I think very thing is beautiful because I am beautiful within and without. Ichiro: I would think you’d be more likely to find things […]
We are taking an unanticipated break this week, but plan to be back next Friday with a new interview. Thanksgiving in the US is next Thursday, November 28. We hope all you kitties have a feast fit for a royal cat and your humans enjoy good food and good fellowship with family and friends. Happy Thanksgiving.
Hey Max, remember when you said a cat’s belly button is there under the fur but smooth? Well, I got shaved and I can’t find mine. What gives? Dood. I am so sorry. You’re a mutant. Probably of alien origin. If you hear any strange noises in your head, it’s the mothership calling you home. […]
“Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others.” ~ Jack Kornfield Chey: And you could make me happy by benefiting from these teachings… Ichiro: But you need to teach me something of benefit first. Like how to catch the red dot. Chey: How many times do I have to […]
Kittehs, if you’d like to try Hill’s Ideal Balance All Natural treats, here’s your chance! 20 Mousebreathers will win a 3-treat gift package delivered directly to you from Hill’s Pet Nutrition. Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals with REAL Tuna How could you say no to this? Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals with Real Tuna cat treats […]
Today we are featuring the blogging “Carter Clowder” from the blog One Eye On The Future. Selina is the only blogging kitty in the group; however, she does feature her sibs Morticia, Peppers, Sasha, Boudicca and Oliver. And Man Ray (previously known as “Ray Charles”) and Rachel recently graduated from fosters to family. Funny Farmer […]
Hi Mr. Max. I’m gonna make this kinda quick because we are all really sad here. My big sisfur Winky just had to go to the Stabby Guy on last Monday and she didn’t come home; the Stabby Guy said she had a cancer that he said must have been a really fast growing kind […]
“A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure. ” ~ The Buddha Chey says: And this is why I have taken you on to teach you about yourself Ichiro: And this is why I point out your mistakes […]
The lovely ladycat Crepes, along with feline siblings Rocky, Niles, and the indomitable Mrs. Peabody are our interview subjects this week. Oh, and we can’t forget their canine sister Dixie. Crepes is known as the “Cat in the Fridge,” which happens to be the name of her blog. We don’t keep a cat in our […]
Dear Max, We normally help mom with the foster kittens. But right now there is a weird sound coming from the bathroom. It kinda sounds like she brought home a baby chick-hen. How do we find out since she won’t let us in there right now (something about the babies not having enough shots)? And […]
“Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.” ― Mahatma Gandhi Chey says: This is why I rarely fight. And I only kick you so you’ll get off my head and let me breathe. Ichiro: You mean you kick me because you love me?! Chey: And this is how misunderstandings start… As Ichiro […]
Today we interview the famous tweeting, blogging and werking (yes, that is the correct spelling) feline, Mario of Mario’s Meowsings blog. Many of you are already familiar with his story, but keep reading – you might learn a little more. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your M & D. Mario: Hi everyone. I’m […]
“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” ~ John Wooden Chey says: I am never concerned about my reputation because I know my character is flawless. It doesn’t matter what others thing. Ichiro: So I […]
Ok so you have us some good advice when before the little person came so we need more. We thought all the toys were ours. Now he will pick up the balls and play with them. And he plays with the plane with the string that makes noise that we love to drag around. Do […]
Shoesday: Vintage Low-Heel Cat Shoes!
These vintage cat shoes — available on Etsy – are a dream-come-true for any retro-loving cat lady. They feature Jetsons-era kitties in PINK, against a black background. They have just a bit of a heel — a 1-inch “kitten” heel — that make them a bit dressy without worrying about breaking an ankle. They’re finished […]
Ask Max Monday: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DOODS!
Max, how does we get our paws on some Fanksgiving turkey? It’s better than chikins and stinky goodness combined. Remember, we don’t have opposable fumbs. Loyal Fans Furever, Gracie and Spider The first thing you do is wait for the people to sit down to eat, then do the cute thing. You know, sit there […]
Meditations with Meezers: Finding Beauty
“Though you may travel the world to find the beautiful, you must have it within you or you will find it not.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson Chey says: This is why I think very thing is beautiful because I am beautiful within and without. Ichiro: I would think you’d be more likely to find things […]
We are taking an unanticipated break this week, but plan to be back next Friday with a new interview. Thanksgiving in the US is next Thursday, November 28. We hope all you kitties have a feast fit for a royal cat and your humans enjoy good food and good fellowship with family and friends. Happy Thanksgiving.
Which Cat Will Win the Cardwood Derby?
This week, the Cat Scouts organization is sponsoring The Cardwood Derby, in which cats all over the world build and race racecars of their own design. It will be a hard race to judge! Inky and Newman will be racing in a turbo Jeep: Fleetwood Cat is racing in a Fleetwood CATillac: Wally, […]
Proof that Cats ARE the Internet
We’ve known it for years, but now there’s proof: Cats ARE the Internet. I was lucky enough to be invited to the Better with Pets Purina event in NYC on Tuesday. It was like a day-long series of TED Talks for pet lovers. One of the presenters was Mike Rugnetta, who you may know from […]
Ask Max Monday: Phone Home, Dood.
Hey Max, remember when you said a cat’s belly button is there under the fur but smooth? Well, I got shaved and I can’t find mine. What gives? Dood. I am so sorry. You’re a mutant. Probably of alien origin. If you hear any strange noises in your head, it’s the mothership calling you home. […]
Meditations with Meezers: A Benefit to Others
“Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others.” ~ Jack Kornfield Chey: And you could make me happy by benefiting from these teachings… Ichiro: But you need to teach me something of benefit first. Like how to catch the red dot. Chey: How many times do I have to […]
CAT TREATS GIVEAWAY: Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals Noms!
Kittehs, if you’d like to try Hill’s Ideal Balance All Natural treats, here’s your chance! 20 Mousebreathers will win a 3-treat gift package delivered directly to you from Hill’s Pet Nutrition. Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals with REAL Tuna How could you say no to this? Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals with Real Tuna cat treats […]
Selina and Sibs of the Carter Clowder
Today we are featuring the blogging “Carter Clowder” from the blog One Eye On The Future. Selina is the only blogging kitty in the group; however, she does feature her sibs Morticia, Peppers, Sasha, Boudicca and Oliver. And Man Ray (previously known as “Ray Charles”) and Rachel recently graduated from fosters to family. Funny Farmer […]
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