Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101
[ 2 ] August 18, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101

Max, Max, Max… has yoo heard of MANGOSTEEN? They’re funny purple thingies that smell really, really, super good. Whenever our hooman buys them I get to them and sniff sniff sniff them and rub myself all over them. Sometimes you get free ants with them too! The humans eat them tho, and I don’t like […]

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Ask Max Monday: The 3 C’s. Use Them.
[ 3 ] August 11, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The 3 C’s. Use Them.

So the mom has stopped giving us treats – we don’t know what we did to deserve that, but apparently we hissed her off about something. oh she says we are all too “fat” but so is she and that does not stop HER from stuffing her face with crap that is not good for […]

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California Annie and Philadelphia Pierrot
[ 12 ] August 8, 2014 |

California Annie and Philadelphia Pierrot

Annie and Pierrot are from the blog Annie @ Lucy’s Lounge. Many of you might know them from the days of Lucy and Simba. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Annie:  I’m Annie. I’m an orange tabby, eight-years-old. I love sun puddles and treats. I’m told my tummy is getting too big. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing
[ 4 ] August 4, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing

Dear Max, I have a complaint about my human. I spent much time training her to give me treats when she comes in the door after being gone more than 10 minutes. Now she is reasonably well trained, but she gives them to Snickerdoodle too and that drooling slimebag always gets to her first and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Thanks, Obama!
[ 3 ] July 28, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Thanks, Obama!

Deer Max – please settle this argument for us – when it’s time to get in the sleepy bed, WHO gets to sleep closest to the mom? I say it’s ME because I’m the oldest, but Miles says it’s HIM because, well just because, and Nicky is always trying to tunnel in under the covers […]

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Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers
[ 11 ] July 25, 2014 |

Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers

We are delighted to introduce Pipo and Minko, two handsome Siamese from a blog with the intriguing  name, of WeBeesSiameezers.  They are new to blogging but some of you might know them from Catster.  Pull up a cushion and be comfortable while you read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family, […]

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Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…
[ 3 ] July 21, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…

Dear Max Dood, You seem to know a lot about that place… you know teh one, that Bridgey place, so if you can stand one moar question – my Lady may be going there a lot sooner than they thought, sooner than me even, and, well, not that I like her or love her or […]

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All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz
[ 15 ] July 18, 2014 |

All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz

We have interviewed our new Australian friends, Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz, the cats from All Fur One and One Fur All.  If you haven’t met them yet, be sure to go by and do so.  Meanwhile, pull up a cushion and listen to their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything
[ 1 ] July 14, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything

Hay Max, thanks fur all yer help on gitting a gerlcat. It helped take the focus away frum the urjes. Now sumthing haz bin puzzling me. The fuddy duddies I live with put in a brand new wite cat scratcher floor in the rooms on the bottom of the house. Have yoo ever sunk yer […]

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Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan
[ 17 ] July 11, 2014 |

Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan

We are privileged to have Basil, Amber, Smoochie, Snowie, Posie and Humphrey from Basil the Bionic Cat’s Blog with us this week.  These fur siblings, otherwise known as the Kitty Clan, hail from the United Kingdom.  Pull up a footstool and make yourselves comfortable while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Bite, Claw, or Hurl.
[ 5 ] July 7, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Bite, Claw, or Hurl.

Hey Max, I got two teethie out last week. You were right, not fun. But now mommy is giving me bad tasting medicine before breakfast and dinner. I don’t like it, it tastes terrible. I try and wiggle away but she is too strong. How can I stop her from giving me this yucky stuff? […]

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Ask Max Monday: 53 Internet Points if Someone Brings Me Cheetos…
[ 3 ] June 30, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: 53 Internet Points if Someone Brings Me Cheetos…

Hey Max, that Deztinee High looks pretty hot. How do I know when it’s time to git a gerlfrend, and how do I go about it? I’ve gone owt in owr nayberhood lookin fer gerlcats and haven’t fownd any. Also, someone stole my grapes abowt a yeer ago. Duz that meen I can’t have a […]

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The Colehaus Cats, Your Typical Rescued Family
[ 21 ] June 27, 2014 |

The Colehaus Cats, Your Typical Rescued Family

Pull up a cushion and prepare to meet the family of nine Colehaus Cats from their blog of the same name.  Their motto is “each one rescued, each one loved.” Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Maxx: I’m Maxx, the oldest and most handsome in our family of nine kitties and two […]

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Ask Max Monday: French & Dog 101
[ 3 ] June 23, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: French & Dog 101

Hey Max, is “chit” on the bad werds list, or is it only there if you say it in the French way? Mais non, mon petit ami de chat … « Chit » is a perfectly acceptable word for everyday use—it’s even a Scrabble or Words With Friends word ! It’s very flexible and can […]

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Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure
[ 16 ] June 20, 2014 |

Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure

The photogenic kitties Georgia, Julia, JJ and Treasure from Mickey’s Musings blog are our interview subjects this week.  Of course, we know all kitties are photogenic, but this is their interview so pull up a cushion and enjoy their tail … er, tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Georgia:  I am […]

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Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin
[ 3 ] June 18, 2014 |

Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin

I’m a baker, and I love cookies. I’d make a batch every day if I weren’t in danger of weighing 800 lbs. But this rolling pin has me reconsidering that stance. If I had a cat-embossed rolling pin, how could I resist or cookies with it every single day? Or make my own cat treats […]

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Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.
[ 3 ] June 16, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.

Max, I just got a Da Bird toy for my cats. 3 of them think it’s spiffy, but one of them is scared. He’s a bit of a fraidy cat, but this is the first time he’s been scared of a toy (he loves toys.) If Da Bird is scooting on the ground he will […]

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Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage
[ 26 ] June 13, 2014 |

Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage

Our special guests this week are Savannah and Sage AKA The Kid Sage from Savannah’s Paw Tracks.  They have a lot of interest to say so we’ll get right to the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Savannah, please introduce yourself and your family. Savannah:  I am Savannah, a Russian Blue with white markings.  There is Dad […]

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Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.
[ 4 ] June 9, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.

Max, da food lady is sick of us shedding. It was snowing as late as May 16 here in Shikoggo. So all the fur we was saving up for like 8 munfs is now flying all over da house. We’re OK wiff it, but the food lady is loozing her shiz-nit. She has all da […]

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Alfie the Social Siamese
[ 22 ] June 6, 2014 |

Alfie the Social Siamese

Today we have the loveable and outspoken Alfie from the blog Mollie and Alfie. Mollie is not a cat; she is a woofie, well-known for her bra collection. Mollie is the spokesdog for Alfie the cat, so we have included Mollie in our graphic today but our interview is with Alfie who hails from the […]

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