Category: Columns

Handsome Happy Marv

Handsome Happy Marv

Many of you have met the cat rescued from overseas who now oversees the Marvelous is Marvelous blog. Marv takes great selfies. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Marv: Hi Guys! I am Marvelous, and I live with my human that I call Mom. Say Hi to Taylor, Cyndi, Rusty, Micah and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Look, I just work here…

Ask Max Monday: Look, I just work here…

Dear blog owner, I just HAPPENED to run across your blog and I think it’s OH SO NEAT and I wanted to write to you and heap tons of FAKE PRAISE on it so that I can convince you to write me back and confirm that this is a real email address. I’m going to […]

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Presenting Spider and Gracie

Presenting Spider and Gracie

Many of you will recognize these two feline ladies from their questions/comments on Ask Max, the Monday Mousebreath advice column. Yes, they are friends of Max the Psycho Kitty. We enjoy their wit and humor and believe you will too.  We invited Spider and Gracie to visit us so we can all become better acquainted. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Ok, She’s Better

Ask Max Monday: Ok, She’s Better

Deer Na  Dude Youse know mine little sisfur Sugar well most of de tyme wez gud. But lately she uz acting like a poop head  Iz started getting acne bumps and de mama drags me to de Vet to get dem check out and popped sum tymes  When I getz home already feeling shitty fur […]

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Miss Cuddlywumps, Webster and Paisley

Miss Cuddlywumps, Webster and Paisley

Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Miss Cuddlywumps: I am Miss Cuddlywumps, but I prefer to be called Miss C. I am a classically educated calico cat who is familiar with mysteries. I am the brains behind our blog, The Cuddlywumps Cat Chronicles, and I star in my own cozy mystery series, […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Unedition

Ask Max Monday: The Unedition

Doods, the Woman is not feeling well, so I’m just propped up here purring, trying to make her feel better. We’ll be back next week, so leave a question or email it, and hopefully she can help me type up the answers. Got a question for me? You can leave it in the comments below, […]

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Three Chatty Cats Chat

Three Chatty Cats Chat

Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Sophie: Hello, there! My name is Sophie, I’m the youngest and most beautiful of the Three Chatty Cats. My older and much less beautiful sister, Olive, is the grumpiest. And Dexter, our big bro, is the handsomest (and shyest). Olive: I’m only grumpy when you’re around! […]

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Ask Max Monday: Oh, Brother

Ask Max Monday: Oh, Brother

Max – we haz a question. So…we have the colds here, then the slightly warms, then the colds, then warms…. mom mutters something about Mother Nature taking a pill. Can that be done? We would like to live with permanent kind of warms so the windows can be open all the time. That would have […]

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The Cat’s Eye Boyz Tell All

The Cat’s Eye Boyz Tell All

Actually, Thompson, Diego-san and Theo don’t tell all, but they do tell enough to get your attention. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves. Theo: Hi! My name is Thelonious, Theo for short! I’m happy you are all interested in me and my brothers. The food guy says I’m such a friendly and playful cat! He […]

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Cat Chats 2018

Cat Chats 2018

Our cat interviews were unavoidably delayed a few months, but they are returning this Friday, January 26, 2018.  We have three ready to publish and are waiting on responses from two. We will post as interviews are available, so their frequency will depend on you.  Are you a blogger, a Cat Scout, on social media […]

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Ask Max Monday: Buddah Pest Sez Hi

Ask Max Monday: Buddah Pest Sez Hi

Greetings from Buddah Pest Max is takin’s a nap because he didn’t have any questions to answer this week and said he needed to ponder what he wanted to write about so I decided he needed a vacation and I could take over and stare at everyone because you’re all kinda spiffy looking and I […]

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Ask Max Monday: C’mon Baby Light My Fire

Ask Max Monday: C’mon Baby Light My Fire

Max! I am a former feral kitten but now I live inside with my cat mom. I still have my street cred and I think I have a tattoo that says “Feral Forever” that I got at the stabby place, but I like my noms and my heated cat cup too. Can I be a […]

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Ask Max Monday: Relax, Doods, Santa is Sleeping

Ask Max Monday: Relax, Doods, Santa is Sleeping

Max, the other day I had to wate until SEVEN in the morning before the man got up to gimme my brekfist. And then yesterday he didn’t gimme brekfist until SEVENTHIRDY! I tride yelling and banging on his bedroom door, but I think he is def acuz it dint do any good. Shud I call […]

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Fire Cats Rescue Team Saves 70 Lives

Fire Cats Rescue Team Saves 70 Lives

During the horrific firestorms here in October, panicked pet owners had minutes (and I’m talking two or three minutes, not 20 or 30) in the middle of the night (with power out) to evacuate. Dogs tend to rush to their masters and stay at their sides, but cats instinctively hide or scratch and claw their […]

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Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR, DOODS!

Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR, DOODS!

Dear Max: Last night my mom said if I don’t leave my brother alone, she’s gonna knock me into next week. How far is that? Will I like it there? Thanks! Love, Sammi P.S. My mom would never hurt me. I’m just curious. You know. Well, since next week is one week into the new […]

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Ask Max Monday: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Ask Max Monday: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

  Got a question for me? Drop me a line at askmaxmonday@gmail.com

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Georgia Cat, Missing 6 Mos., Found in California

Georgia Cat, Missing 6 Mos., Found in California

Kitty Bitty got his kicks on Route 66, but six months and 3000 miles after his epic cross-country journey started, he’s happy to be heading back home for the holidays. The grey and white tabby was discovered aboard a big rig in Riverside County (in Southern California), apparently having hitched a ride from a Pepsi […]

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Ask Max Monday: Yes I Know It’s Tuesday…

Ask Max Monday: Yes I Know It’s Tuesday…

Max – apparently ceramic catmas treest DO NOT BOUNCE. I thought that because there was carpet it would. BTW – I gotted a gotcha day tree – it’s cat sized and PURPLE TINSEL. It does not taste good. Mine brofur is hafing an oper-way-shun on his tummy. How long should I wait until I chase […]

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Ask Max Monday: Strolling Into the Holidays. Kinda.

Ask Max Monday: Strolling Into the Holidays. Kinda.

Deer Max Dood, I LOVE CATMAS!!!! I love the trees and ornamints, and stuff all ofur the table. I especially love it on the floor. Apparently mine mom is a GRINCH and HATES me and HATES catmas. She WILL NOT get a tree. Again. Because she complains that I break everything off the tree, rip […]

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Ask Max Monday: ‘Tis The Season!

Ask Max Monday: ‘Tis The Season!

Max —- HALP!!!! I overherd the peeps I live with talking about NOT gitting a Crissmiss tress acuz they are tired of sweeping up broken ornamints. If I promiss them not to brake any if they git the tree, well, whut’s the point of even having one? I dunno why they hafta be so pissy […]

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