Category: Columns

Good News Tewsday: Baseball is Going to the Cats… and Their Cat Guys
[ 0 ] March 28, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Baseball is Going to the Cats… and Their Cat Guys

Birds and Cats: they go together like steak and potatoes, like bacon and eggs…. right? Nothing proves the analogy more apt that with this pairing of the NY Yankees’ Greg Bird, and Mr Delicious, his beloved Sphynx cat. Through Friday, Bird had six home runs in Spring Training, and a .432 batting average, which he has […]

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Ask Max Monday: A Sneak Peek
[ 3 ] March 27, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: A Sneak Peek

You’re in luck today, doods. There were no questions, so you get to see this: The Woman and I have been working hard, and Buddah wants to help, so we’ve given him the task of holding the papers down. It’s an important job, because the people have had the front and the back door open […]

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Hermes, Chip and Chessie Hauk
[ 8 ] March 24, 2017 |

Hermes, Chip and Chessie Hauk

The fun part of doing interviews is we get to make new friends and introduce them on Mousebreath. Hermes and his siblings do not have a blog and they are not yet on social media, but Hermes and his brother Chip are having a fabulous time in Cat Scouts. Sisfur Chessie might join them. Funny […]

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Good News Tewsday: Boston SWAT Cat Gets Fancy New Condo
[ 1 ] March 21, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Boston SWAT Cat Gets Fancy New Condo

May I get a round of app-paws for Officer Jamie Pietroski and the Boston SWAT team, who recently gifted their resident stray cat with a fancy new condo? The cat, a calico known as “SWAT Cat,” has been fed and cared for by Boston’s SWAT unit since 2013. They decided she needed a crib to call her […]

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Ask Max Monday: #7 Is The Lucky One
[ 1 ] March 20, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: #7 Is The Lucky One

Max, Dood, who does I need to talk to about getting some pigs to fly over mine house so that I can go down into the dungeon and eat the christmas wreath? It’s raelly very tasty but for some reason the mom wants to deny me this one simple pleasure in mine life, but apparently, […]

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A Chat With Laila & Minchie
[ 12 ] March 17, 2017 |

A Chat With Laila & Minchie

We have known Laila and Minchie who blog at Cat-A-Holic since they started blogging and we’re pleased to have this opportunity to get even better acquainted. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Laila: I am Laila, pretty and feminine. Minchie: I am Minchie. Our human is Peggy. Funny Farmer Felines: How did […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerl Teeze!
[ 1 ] March 16, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerl Teeze!

HOMER: OH. MY. BAST. I luvved this moovey so much! RENO: That sqwerl reely pwned those poor cats, tho! HOMER: I liked the part win the sqwerl goze rite up the window and sez BITE ME! RENO: We haz bin watchin the sqwerl in owr yard a lot this week acuz the wether has been […]

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Good News Tewsday: Win for Amur Leopards and Siberian Tigers
[ 0 ] March 14, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Win for Amur Leopards and Siberian Tigers

Chinese government officials have approved plans to establish a mammouth national park in its Jilin and Heilongjiang provinces. The park will provide a sanctuary for two big cats endemic to the area who are perilously close to extinction: the Amur leopard and the Siberian (or Amur) tiger. Part of China’s new national park system, it […]

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Ask Max Monday: Give ‘Em the Full Moon
[ 4 ] March 13, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Give ‘Em the Full Moon

Max, why duzn’t peeple sniff my butt when they say hello? Don’t you think that’s rood? Well, it’s a little rude, but people don’t have the best noses so they can’t smell all the little nuances that we can. Since they can’t, they don’t understand how important it is. Still, keep shoving your butt in […]

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Sherlock Herms and Adorapurr Intermew
[ 21 ] March 10, 2017 |

Sherlock Herms and Adorapurr Intermew

We are pleased to return to Mousebreath interviews with the delightful paranormal detectives from Wonderpurr.com.. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself – Dori: Hi, I’m Dori. *wavy paws* Herman: She’s talking to me. I’m the one being intermewed. Dori: But Hwermie, I want to be intermewed, too. Funny Farmer Felines: – and also your siblings. […]

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Good News Tewsday: Percy’s Survival Miracle
[ 2 ] March 7, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Percy’s Survival Miracle

Percy is a truck-drivin’ tabby based in the Midwest. This week he became something of a Facebook star when his dad, Paul Robertson, described Percy’s most recent adventure. Robertson, a St. Paul truck driver, was sleeping off a nasty case of food poisoning in his truck, parked at a truck stop in Eaton, Ohio. When […]

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Ask Max Monday: Next Week…
[ 2 ] March 6, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Next Week…

All right, doods. I had to take this week off in order to step up an be a kitty nurse, a duty which I take seriously. The Woman is curled up in bed, spraying cooties all over the place every time she coughs, so I’m either sitting here watching, or I’m on the bed curled […]

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Mousebreath Interviews are Returning
[ 2 ] March 3, 2017 |

Mousebreath Interviews are Returning

Percy:  We are back! Cyndi:  You mean we will be back. Micah:  Yes, we are returning with our world famous cat interviews so be sure to watch for them. Rusty:  We hope to be able to introduce you to our latest member, Taylor, soon. Taylor:  Why don’t you just introduce me now?  I’ve been here […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: More Birds!
[ 0 ] March 2, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: More Birds!

RENO: We’re kinda binjing on berd videos, arn’t we? HOMER: Yah. I just kant git enuf of ’em! RENO: Owr ladey liked lookin at all the pritty berdz in this moovey cuz we don’t have pritty berdz like that at owr howse. Theeze berdz are from Cornwall ware  owr lady wood like to live. HOMER: We have the […]

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Good News Tewsday: Cats Don’t Make You Crazy!
[ 0 ] February 28, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Cats Don’t Make You Crazy!

This just in: Cats are not linked to an increased risk of mental illness. (note to self: cancel shrink appt.) You may recall some recent research that suggested that cat stewardship makes you crazy because cats are host to Toxoplasma Gondii (T. Gondii). The parasite, commonly found in cat crap, is linked to mental health problems […]

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Ask Max Monday: Sadly, We Are Not Hobbits
[ 1 ] February 27, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Sadly, We Are Not Hobbits

Max, my sisfur from another moddar and faddar is a beat! Before the new human adopted me I lived as a only cat and I was Queen. For the first cuppa months I was Queen of my new fan. Then horrors this young brat moved in, she’s not a kittah, and at first she later […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Birds!
[ 0 ] February 24, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Birds!

RENO: This one made me hungry! HOMER: Yah. So many berdz, so little time! RENO: Thare wuz lots of diffrint berdz. I dunno if they wuz all good eetin’ berdz. But they shur looked yummy! HOMER: At first, I thot the movie wud be a dud cuz the berdz at the beginning wuz not all brite pritty […]

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Ask Max Monday: Talking to Myself and Feeling Old…
[ 3 ] February 20, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Talking to Myself and Feeling Old…

Max, We have this gingerbread house that one of the foster kittens has been trying to help Daiquiri destroy. Turns out mom used something called “duck tape” to keep the sides together. What kind of ducks do they use to make tape from? THANKS – Random Felines Sticky ones. Dear Max, what happens when you […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: That HAIR!
[ 2 ] February 17, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: That HAIR!

RENO: This week’s moovey wuz kind of a horrerr moovey. HOMER: I’m glad yoo hided my eyes thru part of it, bro. RENO: I watched it thru one eye. This is a moovey about an oringe-faced alien hoo takes over the country. HOMER: Frum whut I could see, he wusn’t a happy alien like Mork […]

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Good News Tewsday: Cat Hero Saves Family in Fire
[ 1 ] February 14, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Cat Hero Saves Family in Fire

A Hero Cat in the Alberta community of Clairmont put the bitey on his owner to wake her up and alert her to a house fire in progress. At first, she just thought Fluffy was poking her to get an early breakfast, but smoke soon enveloped them and they fled the house. In the quote of […]

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