Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…
[ 2 ] July 21, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: If It Takes Forever, She Will Wait For You…

Dear Max Dood, You seem to know a lot about that place… you know teh one, that Bridgey place, so if you can stand one moar question – my Lady may be going there a lot sooner than they thought, sooner than me even, and, well, not that I like her or love her or […]

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All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz
[ 14 ] July 18, 2014 |

All Fur … Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz

We have interviewed our new Australian friends, Cleo, Marbles, Pickles and Dinnermintz, the cats from All Fur One and One Fur All.  If you haven’t met them yet, be sure to go by and do so.  Meanwhile, pull up a cushion and listen to their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything
[ 1 ] July 14, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Timing is Everything

Hay Max, thanks fur all yer help on gitting a gerlcat. It helped take the focus away frum the urjes. Now sumthing haz bin puzzling me. The fuddy duddies I live with put in a brand new wite cat scratcher floor in the rooms on the bottom of the house. Have yoo ever sunk yer […]

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Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan
[ 16 ] July 11, 2014 |

Dr. Basil and the U.K. Kitty Clan

We are privileged to have Basil, Amber, Smoochie, Snowie, Posie and Humphrey from Basil the Bionic Cat’s Blog with us this week.  These fur siblings, otherwise known as the Kitty Clan, hail from the United Kingdom.  Pull up a footstool and make yourselves comfortable while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Bite, Claw, or Hurl.
[ 5 ] July 7, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Bite, Claw, or Hurl.

Hey Max, I got two teethie out last week. You were right, not fun. But now mommy is giving me bad tasting medicine before breakfast and dinner. I don’t like it, it tastes terrible. I try and wiggle away but she is too strong. How can I stop her from giving me this yucky stuff? […]

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Ask Max Monday: 53 Internet Points if Someone Brings Me Cheetos…
[ 3 ] June 30, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: 53 Internet Points if Someone Brings Me Cheetos…

Hey Max, that Deztinee High looks pretty hot. How do I know when it’s time to git a gerlfrend, and how do I go about it? I’ve gone owt in owr nayberhood lookin fer gerlcats and haven’t fownd any. Also, someone stole my grapes abowt a yeer ago. Duz that meen I can’t have a […]

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The Colehaus Cats, Your Typical Rescued Family
[ 20 ] June 27, 2014 |

The Colehaus Cats, Your Typical Rescued Family

Pull up a cushion and prepare to meet the family of nine Colehaus Cats from their blog of the same name.  Their motto is “each one rescued, each one loved.” Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Maxx: I’m Maxx, the oldest and most handsome in our family of nine kitties and two […]

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Ask Max Monday: French & Dog 101
[ 3 ] June 23, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: French & Dog 101

Hey Max, is “chit” on the bad werds list, or is it only there if you say it in the French way? Mais non, mon petit ami de chat … « Chit » is a perfectly acceptable word for everyday use—it’s even a Scrabble or Words With Friends word ! It’s very flexible and can […]

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Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure
[ 15 ] June 20, 2014 |

Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure

The photogenic kitties Georgia, Julia, JJ and Treasure from Mickey’s Musings blog are our interview subjects this week.  Of course, we know all kitties are photogenic, but this is their interview so pull up a cushion and enjoy their tail … er, tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Georgia:  I am […]

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Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin
[ 3 ] June 18, 2014 |

Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin

I’m a baker, and I love cookies. I’d make a batch every day if I weren’t in danger of weighing 800 lbs. But this rolling pin has me reconsidering that stance. If I had a cat-embossed rolling pin, how could I resist or cookies with it every single day? Or make my own cat treats […]

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Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.
[ 3 ] June 16, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.

Max, I just got a Da Bird toy for my cats. 3 of them think it’s spiffy, but one of them is scared. He’s a bit of a fraidy cat, but this is the first time he’s been scared of a toy (he loves toys.) If Da Bird is scooting on the ground he will […]

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Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage
[ 26 ] June 13, 2014 |

Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage

Our special guests this week are Savannah and Sage AKA The Kid Sage from Savannah’s Paw Tracks.  They have a lot of interest to say so we’ll get right to the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Savannah, please introduce yourself and your family. Savannah:  I am Savannah, a Russian Blue with white markings.  There is Dad […]

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Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.
[ 4 ] June 9, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.

Max, da food lady is sick of us shedding. It was snowing as late as May 16 here in Shikoggo. So all the fur we was saving up for like 8 munfs is now flying all over da house. We’re OK wiff it, but the food lady is loozing her shiz-nit. She has all da […]

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Alfie the Social Siamese
[ 22 ] June 6, 2014 |

Alfie the Social Siamese

Today we have the loveable and outspoken Alfie from the blog Mollie and Alfie. Mollie is not a cat; she is a woofie, well-known for her bra collection. Mollie is the spokesdog for Alfie the cat, so we have included Mollie in our graphic today but our interview is with Alfie who hails from the […]

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Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.
[ 10 ] June 2, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.

OK, what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything? 42. And don’t forget your towel. Max dood, why is it NOT funny that when mommy brings in Billy from running outside, I runout and make her chase me then when she tries to put me inside Billy runs out again. We think its […]

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Nerissa the Whisk Tech
[ 26 ] May 30, 2014 |

Nerissa the Whisk Tech

It’s a pleasure to have Nerissa, one of only two egg beater-whisk time traveling-teleportation technology experts (try saying that fast) in the world, with us today.  The other is his brother Seville.  They are from the blog Nerissa’s Life. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family. Nerissa: I’m the cat behind the blog, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!
[ 6 ] May 26, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!

Doods, thank you so much for all your suggestions for quality noms! The Woman took notes and went shopping, and she bought a couple cans of several of the brands you guys like, and we’ve been trying one a day. She doesn’t want to do more than that at a time, even though we’ve never […]

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Human Agony Aunt George
[ 6 ] May 23, 2014 |

Human Agony Aunt George

We are very pleased to have the handsome George from George Online Cat.  He lives in the United Kingdom and dishes advice to cats in need of advice regarding their human pets.  His official title is a “human agony aunt”. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family … or would that be staff? […]

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Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.
[ 28 ] May 19, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.

Ok, doods, this week it’ll be a little different. Instead of answering questions, I’m going to ask a couple, because you might have knowledge that my people don’t. They’re usually pretty intelligent, but all the info they’ve been reading has made their head hurt, so I felt like it would be a good idea to […]

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Sassy Sushi Belle
[ 31 ] May 16, 2014 |

Sassy Sushi Belle

We are excited to have the lovely Sushi from Sushi’s Diary blog as our interview subject this week.  You haven’t met her yet?  Well, pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Sushi: Hi. My name is Sushi and my Mom’s name is Pia. I’m turning […]

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