Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: The Conundrum of Morals V Ethics
[ 3 ] January 26, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Conundrum of Morals V Ethics

Yeah, I have a question: Where did you get those super-spiffy pictures of yourself and Buddah?? The Woman used an app for her phone called pic2comic. There’s another one she likes called PaperCamera, but for the pictures last week, she used pic2comic. Would it be wrong of me to try and sell any or all […]

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Cat Herders Pierre, Newton and Ashton
[ 20 ] January 23, 2015 |

Cat Herders Pierre, Newton and Ashton

Today we are visiting Pierre, Newton and Ashton from the blog Sometimes Cats Herd You. Pull up a cushion and make yourself at home while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Pierre: We are Pierre, Ashton, and Newton. Newton: Especially Newton! I’m seven years old. Pierre: *sigh* Do […]

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Ask Max Monday: I’m Looking At You
[ 8 ] January 19, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: I’m Looking At You

Ok…I’m actually looking in the computer, trying to find all the questions I was set to answer. You can clearly see, in this artistic rendering, titled “Max Staring Into The Computer” how hard I’m looking. Spiffy, eh? So…when I checked this afternoon, there were no questions for this week, which is fine because the Woman […]

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Ask Max Monday: Reel in the Bait, Dood!
[ 4 ] January 12, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Reel in the Bait, Dood!

Why does that woman seem to think it’s OK to kiss me on the face when she has a cold and is all boogery? It’s downright DIS-GUS-TING. She doesn’t to that to other people when she’s boogery, aren’t we people too? I mean, it’s so gross I won’t even stick my nose up hers when […]

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Timmy, Tomcats and Miss Fitz
[ 11 ] January 9, 2015 |

Timmy, Tomcats and Miss Fitz

We are pleased to have two dedicated Cat Scouts and their siblings with us for today’s interview. Timmy, Toby, Buddy, Rumpy, Mr. Buttons, Miss Fitz, and Einstein from the Timmy Tomcat & Furmaly blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Timmy: There is me, Timmy Tomcat; I am the top cat and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Co-Sleeping With People
[ 7 ] January 5, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Co-Sleeping With People

Um we drink the mom tea (bathwater) too. Is it really gross? Ok, well only BILLY drinks it because he is really kind of gross. Us Meezers only get into the tub when the mom gets out and the water is gone. Then we play. Our question though is this: Shouldn’t we be allowed to […]

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Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
[ 6 ] December 29, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Dear Max, So OK I might have climbed up the new Xmas tree. It’s all bright and shiny and spins around – I maybe couldn’t resist, but the woman caught it before it hit the ground. OK I might have also accidently cleared all of the Xmas stuff off the top of the piano. Nothing […]

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Ask Max Moday: Merry Ho Ho Ho!
[ 6 ] December 22, 2014 |

Ask Max Moday: Merry Ho Ho Ho!

Dear Max, My name is Bella and I think an alien spaceship landed in my neighborhood. I got the Klingons following me but they only do that when I leave the litter box. Mommy is mad at me because I scoot on the floor or ruggy thingy to kill the Klingons, but what’s a kitty […]

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Happy Holidays 2014
[ 4 ] December 19, 2014 |

Happy Holidays 2014

We want to wish you all a Merry Christmas or a Happy Hanukkah and a Happy New Year.  We hope you are all blessed. We are purring for those who do not have a home or enjoy regular meals, whether a furry or a human.  There are many who are depressed at this time of […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Cone of Shame Month, It Seems
[ 5 ] December 15, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: It’s Cone of Shame Month, It Seems

Deer Max Sammy says there is no santa paws. Is this true? Mommy says i was named after his real name St Nicholas because mine gotcha day is right before chrissymouse. If there is no santa paws then mommy is lying and she will get coal in her stocking, and i will probably need a […]

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Obi, Maisy, Cliff, Chloe, Indy, Pixel, Maya and LittleLove Chat
[ 21 ] December 12, 2014 |

Obi, Maisy, Cliff, Chloe, Indy, Pixel, Maya and LittleLove Chat

Today we welcome Obi and his fun feline family from the blog Orange Boy Obi. It’s winter here so pull up a blanket and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family. Obi: I am Oberon Drake “Danger” Trax. I go by Obi to mah friends. I live wif my biological […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Red Dot Woes
[ 6 ] December 8, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Red Dot Woes

HAY MAX WARE CAN I GET SOME OF THEM CHERNOBUL GERLCATS? You have two choices: go to Chernobyl—that will require the borrowing of a person’s credit card and riding in an airplane for 183 hours, and then I think you’ll have to steal a car to actually get into Chernobyl because no people live there […]

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Kit Cats Delilah, Sampson, Sophie, Sassy and Caster
[ 13 ] December 5, 2014 |

Kit Cats Delilah, Sampson, Sophie, Sassy and Caster

We are pleased to have the fursiblings from Kitty Cat Chronicles with us today. They have a lot to say so we’ll get right to the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you please introduce yourselves and your humans. Delilah: Hi, everyone! Thank you so much for having us over for an interview today. We are […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Tree Time!
[ 8 ] December 1, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: It’s Tree Time!

You are so knowledgeable, Uncle Max!  I was worried about my couch stealing my fur, too, until I read your response to Banzai.  Now I am taking twice as many naps on my couch to grow twice as many new furs.  Do you know if the same principle applies to laundry?  I love sleeping on […]

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Ask Max Monday: What the Heck Is In My Food?
[ 5 ] November 24, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: What the Heck Is In My Food?

can we fire the mom – we had a question and she can't remember what it is You probably could, but I gotta remind you: she has the thumbs and you most likely need those in order to have food and water with the least amount of effort. If I were you, I would keep […]

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Psychokitty Max and Buddah Pest
[ 9 ] November 21, 2014 |

Psychokitty Max and Buddah Pest

Max from The Psychokitty Speaks Out is a well-known blogger, author and advice kitty. We believe he actually adds “the” to Buddah's name. (As in Buddah the Pest.) Max has been working hard to put the finishing touches on his latest book, but he made time in his busy schedule to answer a few questions […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Brevity Edition
[ 6 ] November 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Brevity Edition

HAY MAX, WARE COOD I GIT ONE OF FINNEGANS SISTERZ KITTINS WITH 22 NIPPULS? Chernobyl. She’ll probably look a lot like this. Wise Guru Uncle Max, I have a question.  Have you ever been in love?  If so, what does it feel like? Indigestion. Max, how many times will I have to chew the mom’s […]

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Ask Max Monday: Mating 101
[ 3 ] November 10, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Mating 101

Max, I like to chew things. They used to give me drink straws to chew on (Taco Bell and McD have very good ones.) After I chewed up my human's stethoscope they went and bought me a proper chew toy. BUT nobody really makes cat chew toys (Petstages has some for kittens, but they do not […]

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Ask Max Monday: Poly Vu Cat?
[ 8 ] November 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Poly Vu Cat?

Max, you ever try to teach your hooman to tok correckly? We say “meow” to da hooman, and she say “meow” back. And den we say “meow” to da hooman, and she say “meow” back. And den we say “meow” to da hooman, and she say “meow” back. And den we say “meow” to da […]

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Ask Max Monday: Growing Pains
[ 16 ] October 27, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Growing Pains

Max, I don’t know who else to turn to and you seem to be able to handle the big stuff, so I’m coming to you and I hope that’s all right. I’m a person and not a cat. My mom is dying. She has at best 5-6 weeks, and it came out of nowhere. I […]

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