Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.
[ 2 ] October 20, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.

max i am only too and a half pownds and i’m trying to bulk up a little. i eet a lot but it all comes out my pooper like a frate trane. I tride adding some fiber by kleening my lardbutt buddeez butt but the man with the short hed furz don’t like that. I […]

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Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
[ 4 ] October 13, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

Sorry I’m late getting this online today; we had some computer issues and everything I had already done is stuck on a broken laptop, which meant re-writing and I had to ponder hard and re-organize my thinks before doing that. Max, so we asked you before about what we should do when that woman that […]

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Ask Max Monday:
[ 6 ] October 6, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday:

Oh. Um. Since I last checked, in came a question. So. Never mind. Deer Max, I deesided that maybe that littul freek cat izn’t so bad after all and maybe we can form an alliunce together and vote Fat Lard cat off the ilund. But now, Fat Lard wunts to make the littul freek cat […]

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Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog
[ 8 ] October 3, 2014 |

Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog

We have enjoyed becoming acquainted with Hemingway and Shakespeare from Two Cats Views.  They do, indeed have two views, which makes them interesting to interview.  Pull up a cushion and read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Hemingway: I’m the handsome black tuxedo cat and I weigh about 19 pounds. […]

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Ask Max Monday: The World is Your Playground; the People, Your Jungle Gym
[ 1 ] September 29, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The World is Your Playground; the People, Your Jungle Gym

Many purrs, Max! You are so wise! I have another question. As I was nipping at Big Sis Lily’s tail last night, she told me that I will not be a kitten forever. I’m okay with this–I want to get big and strong like Lily and Uncle Phelps. Lily tells me though that, once you […]

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Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew
[ 17 ] September 26, 2014 |

Cindi Lou and Her Kitty Krew

Cindi Lou, from the blog Through Squirrel Eyes, and the Kitty Krew – Adam, Spooky, Big Boy, Vincent, Marky, Bandit, Georgia, Gloria – are our interview guests this week. Pull up a cushion and listen to their tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans Adam: My name is Adam. My brothers are […]

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Ask Max Monday: A Max By Any Other Name Might Not Get Paid…
[ 3 ] September 22, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: A Max By Any Other Name Might Not Get Paid…

Thanks for your wisdom Max! Just to clarify, Human Daddy didn’t kick me–it certainly wasn’t the famed Bunny Kick of Death, which big sister Lily is working hard to teach me–he simply moved the foot I was attacking off the side of the bed, i.e. out of bounds. As I was anchored to that foot […]

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Ask Max Monday: Battle Scars. People Love Them.
[ 8 ] September 15, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Battle Scars. People Love Them.

You’re so smart Max. Hey…so mom said one of the last batch of kittens is staying. And now mom puts a leash and harness (OMC!!) on her and they go places in the big metal box. Where the check are they going? Thanks Hmmm…adding another kitty to the caboodle. Leash and harness. Big metal box. […]

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Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice
[ 17 ] September 12, 2014 |

Texas Trio … Travis, Crockett and Maurice

Our guests today are some new blogging friends from the huge state of Texas, USA.  Together, the furries and the humans comprise a large family.  Have a seat and let’s all get better acquainted with Travis, Crockett and Maurice from Lone Star Cats. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Travis: Hi, I’m […]

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Ask Max Monday: People Brains. Cooked and Filled.
[ 2 ] September 8, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: People Brains. Cooked and Filled.

Dear Max, Things have been great for the last 20,000 or so sleeps. Our union contract specifies that whenever our human is home we get unlimited treats, laps, face brushing, etc., essentially whatever we want, in return she can sleep in our bedroom, feed us and clean the litter box which is very fair. She […]

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Marty and Ralphie Muse
[ 16 ] September 5, 2014 |

Marty and Ralphie Muse

We have a pair of kitties with us today that have only been blogging a few months but they jumped into Blogville with all eight paws (not counting their canine siblings) and found themselves a niche with fun photos. If you haven’t met Marty and Ralphie from Musings by Marty Manx, hop right over when […]

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Ask Max Monday: 2nd Tuesday of Next Week? In About a Year…
[ 1 ] September 1, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: 2nd Tuesday of Next Week? In About a Year…

I need help with a human boy. He likes to go over and hug my human girl and sit on her so I go over and sit on her to show him who is boss. He will try and hug me and pet me and put legos on me. And when I am relaxing on […]

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Ask Max Monday: Weight a Minute…
[ 5 ] August 25, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Weight a Minute…

MAX THIS IS KINDA AN EMERJINSY!!! I think my tribble is going ded. The fuddy duddeez I live with gave it to me win I wuz a baby, and I make biskits on him and sleep with him and I think we’re reelated acuz he kinda cherps and purrs like me. But he hazn’t bin […]

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Three Moggies … Archie, Henry and Oscar
[ 10 ] August 22, 2014 |

Three Moggies … Archie, Henry and Oscar

Our British friends Archie, Henry and Oscar from the blog My Three Moggies have graciously responded to our interview questions.  For anyone outside Britain, who isn’t familiar with the word, a “moggie” is a cat.  These cats have used up several of their individual lives and a number of their humans’ lives too.  Oh, wait, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101
[ 4 ] August 18, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Nursing 101

Max, Max, Max… has yoo heard of MANGOSTEEN? They’re funny purple thingies that smell really, really, super good. Whenever our hooman buys them I get to them and sniff sniff sniff them and rub myself all over them. Sometimes you get free ants with them too! The humans eat them tho, and I don’t like […]

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Ask Max Monday: The 3 C’s. Use Them.
[ 3 ] August 11, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The 3 C’s. Use Them.

So the mom has stopped giving us treats – we don’t know what we did to deserve that, but apparently we hissed her off about something. oh she says we are all too “fat” but so is she and that does not stop HER from stuffing her face with crap that is not good for […]

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California Annie and Philadelphia Pierrot
[ 12 ] August 8, 2014 |

California Annie and Philadelphia Pierrot

Annie and Pierrot are from the blog Annie @ Lucy’s Lounge. Many of you might know them from the days of Lucy and Simba. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Annie:  I’m Annie. I’m an orange tabby, eight-years-old. I love sun puddles and treats. I’m told my tummy is getting too big. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing
[ 4 ] August 4, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Cat Magnet, Babe Magnet, Same Thing

Dear Max, I have a complaint about my human. I spent much time training her to give me treats when she comes in the door after being gone more than 10 minutes. Now she is reasonably well trained, but she gives them to Snickerdoodle too and that drooling slimebag always gets to her first and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Thanks, Obama!
[ 3 ] July 28, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Thanks, Obama!

Deer Max – please settle this argument for us – when it’s time to get in the sleepy bed, WHO gets to sleep closest to the mom? I say it’s ME because I’m the oldest, but Miles says it’s HIM because, well just because, and Nicky is always trying to tunnel in under the covers […]

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Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers
[ 11 ] July 25, 2014 |

Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers

We are delighted to introduce Pipo and Minko, two handsome Siamese from a blog with the intriguing  name, of WeBeesSiameezers.  They are new to blogging but some of you might know them from Catster.  Pull up a cushion and be comfortable while you read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family, […]

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