Category: Columns

Puffy Puffmeister
[ 0 ] April 25, 2014 |

Puffy Puffmeister

We are pleased to interview a handsome tree climbing, mouse catching tuxedo cat today.  Some readers might not have met him yet, as he has only been blogging since August 2013, but you know he’s a fun blogger with a theme like “keep calm and catch a mouse – a day in the life of […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Answer is Always, It Tastes Like Chicken
[ 3 ] April 21, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Answer is Always, It Tastes Like Chicken

Dear Max, I see you are giving out exercise advice now. I like to walk on the treadmill everyday since it is right next to my kitty climbing tree. How can I be sure to keep my perfectly fluffy shape? I don’t want to get too lean and mean, cuz chicks dig me just the […]

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The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan
[ 8 ] April 18, 2014 |

The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan

We have two lovely ladycats with us today from the blog Lily LeMew & Jan too! Lily began posting in February 2012 and Jan joined her just before Christmas of the same year. They don’t post as often as we’d like to see, but we have enjoyed reading about them since their blog opened. Funny […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Dawn
[ 0 ] April 14, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Dawn

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep. ~Rumi Chey says: This is why I am always awake a dawn. I am listening to the breeze. Ichiro: I go running around the house! Chey: You really ought to slow down and listen. You might learn secrets. Ichiro: Like how […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.
[ 3 ] April 14, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.

Max, one of my kitties keeps getting outside and then she gets on the roof and hollers her head off for us to come get her. She’s supposed to be an indoor-only kitty, but she pops a window open and sneaks out. We always make sure the windows are locked (and child-locked) but sometimes someone […]

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Quite Cute Kwee Cats
[ 11 ] April 11, 2014 |

Quite Cute Kwee Cats

We are back with another series of cat blogger interviews.  This time we have a feline family of seven: Domino, Duchess, Piewhackits, Oliver, Pungy, Odysseus and Sneaky Pie.  We have known them as the Kwee Cats since they began blogging but they recently renamed their blog Kwee Cats & Art. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Myth
[ 2 ] April 7, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Myth

Unfold your own myth.” ― Rumi, The Essential Rumi Chey says: I am always striving to do this. Ichiro: Yes, I do think much of what you believe about yourself is a myth.

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Ask Max Monday: Just Eat the Chicken…
[ 5 ] April 7, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Just Eat the Chicken…

Max, is it okay to wake up our human at our alarm clock? As you know, uhm..our alarm clock is different from human Of course it is. If you don’t, they’ll just stew in their own rapidly decaying slumber-laden stink, and the longer they remain in it the harder it is for them to get […]

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Ask Max Monday: Jump! Ya might as well ju-ump…
[ 4 ] March 31, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Jump! Ya might as well ju-ump…

Max, what should I do if my cat misses his jump? Should I carry him to where he wants to go or would that be too embarassing? I have a rather clumsy orange kitty. Video tape him. Seriously. Just tell him he’ll be an Internet star if he lets you. He won’t mind. After that…if […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Prison
[ 1 ] March 31, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Prison

Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open? ~Rumi Chey says: So when the cat carrier is open, you have to jump out immediately. Ichiro: I know. I do that very fast. And when the sliding door is open. Chey: And if only that would close again…

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Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Life
[ 1 ] March 24, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Life

The true experience is living your own life. Then, even the holiest of words are only words.’ ~ Deng Ming-Dao Chey says: And because I live my own life, and know that words are only words, I am a wise cat. I get on the counters even when the humans say no. Ichiro: Umm… I […]

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Ask Max Monday: You Are Your Own Alarm Clock
[ 2 ] March 24, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: You Are Your Own Alarm Clock

Max, our the mom is totally GROSS. We need to know how to retaliate from the unfortunate “chunk blast” that Sammy got in the way of. Yeah yeah, the mom will tell you that he was straddling the human litterbox while she was TRYING to NOT blow chunks on him and he would not move […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Happy
[ 1 ] March 17, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Happy

  Realize you can be happy this moment for no reason. Arthur D. Saftlass Chey says: This is as good of a reason as any to start randomly playing with toys. Ichiro: Or to sit on your head.

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Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.
[ 4 ] March 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.

Max, we gots no spring here by Shikoggo. It’s still snowing and being crappy, and now the food lady is sick. When we sniff her mouf, it smells like coff drops and sads. She sleeps too late and sniffs a lot, and she needs a baff (we bofe tried to baff her, but she doesn’t […]

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Meditations with Meezers: A Trusted Friend
[ 0 ] March 10, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: A Trusted Friend

“…a trusted friend is the best relative…” The Buddah Chey says: Because you cannot pick your relatives, it is important to pick trusted friends. Ichiro: And you picked ME! Chey: To say I “picked” you is a generous way of looking at it. Ichiro: That’s okay! I’ll sit on your head anyway. Because I love […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Science, *1#%@$^ !!
[ 4 ] March 10, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: It’s Science, *1#%@$^ !!

Max… we has a physics question for you. How is it that foster kittens aren’t very big, but they sound like the thundering horde when they run down a hallway?? thanks – the random felines I think it’s due to compression factors. Kittens are composed mostly of cartilage, rubbery ligaments and tendons, copious amounts of […]

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Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House
[ 46 ] March 7, 2014 |

Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House

It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog.  She is quite the popular, loveable character.  Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Cathy Keisha: I’m Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the World’s Most Stunning […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish
[ 0 ] March 3, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish

“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ―Rumi Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished. Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.

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Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?
[ 5 ] March 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?

Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady she’s adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was “between houses.” Now she owns the food lady’s house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, […]

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Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash
[ 19 ] February 28, 2014 |

Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash

This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the…  Oh, wait, she’s not the Elvira of horror story fame.  The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Elvira: I am Elvira, a […]

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