Category: Columns

Aspen with Sisfurs Willow, Mango and Tigger
[ 0 ] July 31, 2015 |

Aspen with Sisfurs Willow, Mango and Tigger

When we first met today’s interview subjects, they were just joining Cat Scouts and looking for a fun furry niche to call home. Their human didn’t have a PC or a laptop, just a phone. We would like to put our paws together to acknowledge her determination in attaining a goal because Aspen and her […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Sound of Silence
[ 6 ] July 27, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Sound of Silence

  Have a question for me? You can leave it in the comments, or email me at askmaxmonday@gmail.com.

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Ask Max Monday: She Screams, You Scream, It’s Family Fun
[ 1 ] July 20, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: She Screams, You Scream, It’s Family Fun

Deer Max – one of mine favorite things to do is to walkout on the teeny tiny bit if floor on the “wrong” side of the balcony. It’s fun but how can I get mommy to clap for me instead of yelling at me to “get down or you’re going to break your neck”. It’s […]

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Sweet and Spicy Peaches and Paprika
[ 6 ] July 17, 2015 |

Sweet and Spicy Peaches and Paprika

Most of you are undoubtedly familiar with the popular human treat peaches and cream. Now meet the purrfect combination of sweet and spicy sisters from the blog Peaches and Paprika. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and Carol. Peaches: Good morning, my name is Peaches. I am a tiger Calico, and I am 5 years […]

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Ask Max Monday: Come On Baby Light My Fire
[ 6 ] July 13, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Come On Baby Light My Fire

Max – we got us some weird kittens here this time. Every time mom feeds them, they growl at each other and smack the bejeezus out of each other. There is plenty of food to go around. Mom says it is cause they was living outside until she got them (they are only about 5 […]

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Attention All Kitties
[ 2 ] July 10, 2015 |

Attention All Kitties

Attention!  Attention!  Calling all kitties! Are you a cat with a blog?  What about a Cat Scout?  (You Cat Scouts can earn a badge for an interview.) Or are you a cat with your own social media account(s)? You’re in luck.  We are looking for some chatty catties … er, cats, who would like to […]

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Ask Max Monday: Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?
[ 7 ] July 6, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?

I got a question in email this afternoon (7-6-2015) that cannot wait for next week, so please forgive this insertion into an already-published post. Max, my cat Oliver has started panting at odd times. It’s not hot in here, we have air conditioning, and it’s not after playing (except he pants then, too). Do I […]

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Cat Scout Cat and Future Scout Nugget
[ 4 ] July 3, 2015 |

Cat Scout Cat and Future Scout Nugget

We love stories with a happy ending and a new beginning. Pull up a cushion for the story of Cat Scout Cat and Nugget, two cats who found a new beginning. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Cat: Hi, I’m Cat and I’m about 6 years old. When I was about 1 […]

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Ask Max Monday: To Boldly Smear Where No Smear Has Been Before
[ 7 ] June 29, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: To Boldly Smear Where No Smear Has Been Before

Hi Maxx – My the mom asked me to write to you for advice. I know what you are going to say, and I think I will totally agree with you, but SHE wants the advice. Ok, so here goes. I wander around the house alot screaming at a lot of different things – like […]

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Awesome Louie Salutes, Tweets and Blogs
[ 11 ] June 26, 2015 |

Awesome Louie Salutes, Tweets and Blogs

Louie is one busy mancat, juggling his Awesome Louie blog, his Awesome Louie Twitter account, and earning badges for good deeds as Awesome Louie at Cat Scouts. Pull up a cushion on the patio and enjoy Louie’s life story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and family, including your human. Louie: I live with nine […]

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Ask Max Monday: ♫ School’s Out For Summer… ♫
[ 9 ] June 22, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: ♫ School’s Out For Summer… ♫

This is Sammy Meezer – and YES we live in a place that does not get bird TV. We have a hyooj open backyard, and the mom has put out a bird feeder, but we maybe get one bird once in a while, and NO SKWERRLS. All we have around us are herds of sticky […]

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Jaunty Jaguar Joined the Cat Scouts
[ 7 ] June 19, 2015 |

Jaunty Jaguar Joined the Cat Scouts

Today, we would like to introduce Jaguar, the Cat Scout . We suggest you not mess with her unless you want to tangle with her dad, otherwise known as her primary. She is new to scouting but she has dived in to get her paws muddy, so we’ll imitate her and just dive into the […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Non-Linear Ebb and Flow of Time
[ 5 ] June 15, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Non-Linear Ebb and Flow of Time

we are wondering if Sammy Meezer lives in some weird place with no bird or squirrel tv that he is all wound up about aliens next door. btw – when your mom gets new ink on her, are you allowed to lick it? our mom gotted some but she keeps telling Ivy that she isn’t […]

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OliverHughes Salutes and Tanner Blogs
[ 9 ] June 12, 2015 |

OliverHughes Salutes and Tanner Blogs

Many of you already know Oliver and Tanner from the Four Crazy Cats blog. And many of you have met OliverHughes through the Cat Scouts. They are one and the same. There is another Oliver in the C.S. Membership, so he needed a distinct identity. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. OliverHughes: […]

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Ask Max Monday: Leave the TV On! Doctor Who Might Be Playing!
[ 4 ] June 8, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Leave the TV On! Doctor Who Might Be Playing!

Dear Max, I’m a girl tuxedo kitty named Mattie.  My human is my new mom, because my first mom went over the bridge.  We get along pretty well. But she can’t understand why I don’t purr.  She seems to think there’s something wrong and maybe I’m not happy here. I let her know that I […]

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Senior Blogging Cat Scout Ali
[ 7 ] June 5, 2015 |

Senior Blogging Cat Scout Ali

Today we are interviewing a new feline friend, Ali from the Musings of a Senior Kitty blog. She is also very active in the Cat Scouts. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your mom. Ali: My name is Ali and I am 14 years old, I have silver mackerel tabby markings and short hair. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Love Means Never Having To Say “Daaaang. Who Farted?”
[ 4 ] June 1, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Love Means Never Having To Say “Daaaang. Who Farted?”

Hi Max So, now that I’m taller then Emily my ‘big’ sister, doesn’t that make her my ‘little’ sister, and as such shouldn’t she now have to do as I say?? Thanks Gunners dream Well…no. In sibling terms “big” and “little” have not much to do with relative size, but instead refer to length of […]

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Smiling With Shoko and Kali
[ 14 ] May 29, 2015 |

Smiling With Shoko and Kali

Our interview subjects for today are Shoko and Kali from the Canadian Cats blog. Pull up a cushion to read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your pawrents. Shoko: Shall I go first Kali? Kali: OK, Shoko, remember to be polite and tuck that fur down. Shoko: My name is Shoko and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Purring For Profit
[ 5 ] May 25, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Purring For Profit

um wait, your humans cannot flush the human litterbox after they pee, and they can’t shower all the time? Oh dood, come to New York – you can flush and shower all day and no one cares – and it probably smells a lot nicer here too. our the mom would spend all day gagging […]

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Amarula Kids Biltong and Zulu
[ 5 ] May 22, 2015 |

Amarula Kids Biltong and Zulu

We are pleased to interview Biltong, Amarula and Zulu from the blog Hairballs and Hissy Fits.  They have quite an unusual story to tell. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Biltong: I’m a three year old male tabby oriental and I’m named after a favorite dried meat snack in South Africa (where […]

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