Max, you like to lik da graby sawce off da foods? We do. But the hooman gets all bent outta shape when we don’t eat da chunks and we just aks fur mor grabies. She run da chunks under da tap, finking she coud foool us. No way! She even aksted da stabby guy to […]
Today we interview the bantering cats from Ms. Stella O’Houligan’s blog On A More Personal Note. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Ms. Stella: I am Ms. Stella. There is also the Ornj Goon Oliver, The Tubbie Tuxie Miss Jack, and Miss Scraps (aka That Scrappy Cat) and That Woman (Stacy Hurt) […]
MAX! YER LATE AGAIN! WHY IZ YOU LATE? Well…right about the time the Woman was all, Oh Max! It’s time to get your column online! our Internet connection barfed all over the place and went into a coma, and nothing she did could wake it up. So she read a book instead, and hoped that […]
Dear Max You gave my sister Emily such good advice that I just had to write to you about a situation that is really worrying me. So, I’m a big guy with lots of energy who loves to play, and play, and play. And my sister Emily and brother Fletcher just couldn’t keep up!! Em […]
Sorry I’m late today… I’d like to be able to give you some grand reason why Ask Max is late this Monday, but it really boils down to the Woman getting turned upside down and being really surprised that today is not Sunday. She’s special that way. Max – OMC…not only does the little weirdo […]
Dear Max, Okay teh Lady kinda maybe saved one of my lives today, but should I acknowledge it or is it just her Bast given honor to have me in her one life? I was thinking maybe not making her bleed a lot when she gives me yucky medicines, but I don’t want to get […]
Yeah, I have a question: Where did you get those super-spiffy pictures of yourself and Buddah?? The Woman used an app for her phone called pic2comic. There’s another one she likes called PaperCamera, but for the pictures last week, she used pic2comic. Would it be wrong of me to try and sell any or all […]
Today we are visiting Pierre, Newton and Ashton from the blog Sometimes Cats Herd You. Pull up a cushion and make yourself at home while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Pierre: We are Pierre, Ashton, and Newton. Newton: Especially Newton! I’m seven years old. Pierre: *sigh* Do […]
Ok…I’m actually looking in the computer, trying to find all the questions I was set to answer. You can clearly see, in this artistic rendering, titled “Max Staring Into The Computer” how hard I’m looking. Spiffy, eh? So…when I checked this afternoon, there were no questions for this week, which is fine because the Woman […]
Why does that woman seem to think it’s OK to kiss me on the face when she has a cold and is all boogery? It’s downright DIS-GUS-TING. She doesn’t to that to other people when she’s boogery, aren’t we people too? I mean, it’s so gross I won’t even stick my nose up hers when […]
We are pleased to have two dedicated Cat Scouts and their siblings with us for today’s interview. Timmy, Toby, Buddy, Rumpy, Mr. Buttons, Miss Fitz, and Einstein from the Timmy Tomcat & Furmaly blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Timmy: There is me, Timmy Tomcat; I am the top cat and […]
Um we drink the mom tea (bathwater) too. Is it really gross? Ok, well only BILLY drinks it because he is really kind of gross. Us Meezers only get into the tub when the mom gets out and the water is gone. Then we play. Our question though is this: Shouldn’t we be allowed to […]
Dear Max, So OK I might have climbed up the new Xmas tree. It’s all bright and shiny and spins around – I maybe couldn’t resist, but the woman caught it before it hit the ground. OK I might have also accidently cleared all of the Xmas stuff off the top of the piano. Nothing […]
Dear Max, My name is Bella and I think an alien spaceship landed in my neighborhood. I got the Klingons following me but they only do that when I leave the litter box. Mommy is mad at me because I scoot on the floor or ruggy thingy to kill the Klingons, but what’s a kitty […]
We want to wish you all a Merry Christmas or a Happy Hanukkah and a Happy New Year. We hope you are all blessed. We are purring for those who do not have a home or enjoy regular meals, whether a furry or a human. There are many who are depressed at this time of […]
Deer Max Sammy says there is no santa paws. Is this true? Mommy says i was named after his real name St Nicholas because mine gotcha day is right before chrissymouse. If there is no santa paws then mommy is lying and she will get coal in her stocking, and i will probably need a […]
Today we welcome Obi and his fun feline family from the blog Orange Boy Obi. It’s winter here so pull up a blanket and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family. Obi: I am Oberon Drake “Danger” Trax. I go by Obi to mah friends. I live wif my biological […]
HAY MAX WARE CAN I GET SOME OF THEM CHERNOBUL GERLCATS? You have two choices: go to Chernobyl—that will require the borrowing of a person’s credit card and riding in an airplane for 183 hours, and then I think you’ll have to steal a car to actually get into Chernobyl because no people live there […]
We are pleased to have the fursiblings from Kitty Cat Chronicles with us today. They have a lot to say so we’ll get right to the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you please introduce yourselves and your humans. Delilah: Hi, everyone! Thank you so much for having us over for an interview today. We are […]
You are so knowledgeable, Uncle Max! I was worried about my couch stealing my fur, too, until I read your response to Banzai. Now I am taking twice as many naps on my couch to grow twice as many new furs. Do you know if the same principle applies to laundry? I love sleeping on […]
Ms. Stella, Miss Scraps, Miss Jack and Mr. Oliver
Today we interview the bantering cats from Ms. Stella O’Houligan’s blog On A More Personal Note. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom. Ms. Stella: I am Ms. Stella. There is also the Ornj Goon Oliver, The Tubbie Tuxie Miss Jack, and Miss Scraps (aka That Scrappy Cat) and That Woman (Stacy Hurt) […]
Cat Herders Pierre, Newton and Ashton
Today we are visiting Pierre, Newton and Ashton from the blog Sometimes Cats Herd You. Pull up a cushion and make yourself at home while they tell their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Pierre: We are Pierre, Ashton, and Newton. Newton: Especially Newton! I’m seven years old. Pierre: *sigh* Do […]
We are pleased to have two dedicated Cat Scouts and their siblings with us for today’s interview. Timmy, Toby, Buddy, Rumpy, Mr. Buttons, Miss Fitz, and Einstein from the Timmy Tomcat & Furmaly blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Timmy: There is me, Timmy Tomcat; I am the top cat and […]
We want to wish you all a Merry Christmas or a Happy Hanukkah and a Happy New Year. We hope you are all blessed. We are purring for those who do not have a home or enjoy regular meals, whether a furry or a human. There are many who are depressed at this time of […]
Ask Max Monday: Shave Your…Kitty.
Dear Max You gave my sister Emily such good advice that I just had to write to you about a situation that is really worrying me. So, I’m a big guy with lots of energy who loves to play, and play, and play. And my sister Emily and brother Fletcher just couldn’t keep up!! Em […]
So You Want to Be a Viral Internet Star, Kitteh?
These have probably been around furever, but I just recently got immersed in cat videos of cats engaged in the jack-in-the-box antics of Itsaruga cat bank kittehs: Like the iPad, this is a technology readily embraced by any cat with a vid cam handy. A few days after binge watching a bunch of these itsaruga videos, I […]
Half-tail Tornado Cat Got a Catio out of the Deal
Charles Hawkins walked 30 miles in 12 hours searching for his cat Achilles after a tornado ripped through the mobile home park in which he lived about a year ago. The home next door was flipped upside down atop his own. Miraculously, he found Achilles, stricken with terror beneath his bed. Finding the cat was […]
Ask Max Monday: The Scoop On The Poop
Sorry I’m late today… I’d like to be able to give you some grand reason why Ask Max is late this Monday, but it really boils down to the Woman getting turned upside down and being really surprised that today is not Sunday. She’s special that way. Max – OMC…not only does the little weirdo […]
6 Days Left to Enter Noms Giveaway – Enter Daily!
REMINDER! You have SIX days left to enter the Holistic Select Cat Food Giveaway on Mousebreath. You can tweet daily for additional entries. Once Friday the 13th is over, entries are closed! CLICK HERE TO ENTER THE FINE PRINT: This is a paid post. Holistic Select provided the product for review without charge, and […]
Get every new post delivered to your Inbox
Join other followers
Connect
Connect with us on the following social media platforms.