Category: Columns

Cat Scout Cat and Future Scout Nugget
[ 4 ] July 3, 2015 |

Cat Scout Cat and Future Scout Nugget

We love stories with a happy ending and a new beginning. Pull up a cushion for the story of Cat Scout Cat and Nugget, two cats who found a new beginning. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Cat: Hi, I’m Cat and I’m about 6 years old. When I was about 1 […]

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Ask Max Monday: To Boldly Smear Where No Smear Has Been Before
[ 5 ] June 29, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: To Boldly Smear Where No Smear Has Been Before

Hi Maxx – My the mom asked me to write to you for advice. I know what you are going to say, and I think I will totally agree with you, but SHE wants the advice. Ok, so here goes. I wander around the house alot screaming at a lot of different things – like […]

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Awesome Louie Salutes, Tweets and Blogs
[ 11 ] June 26, 2015 |

Awesome Louie Salutes, Tweets and Blogs

Louie is one busy mancat, juggling his Awesome Louie blog, his Awesome Louie Twitter account, and earning badges for good deeds as Awesome Louie at Cat Scouts. Pull up a cushion on the patio and enjoy Louie’s life story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and family, including your human. Louie: I live with nine […]

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Ask Max Monday: ♫ School’s Out For Summer… ♫
[ 9 ] June 22, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: ♫ School’s Out For Summer… ♫

This is Sammy Meezer – and YES we live in a place that does not get bird TV. We have a hyooj open backyard, and the mom has put out a bird feeder, but we maybe get one bird once in a while, and NO SKWERRLS. All we have around us are herds of sticky […]

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Jaunty Jaguar Joined the Cat Scouts
[ 7 ] June 19, 2015 |

Jaunty Jaguar Joined the Cat Scouts

Today, we would like to introduce Jaguar, the Cat Scout . We suggest you not mess with her unless you want to tangle with her dad, otherwise known as her primary. She is new to scouting but she has dived in to get her paws muddy, so we’ll imitate her and just dive into the […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Non-Linear Ebb and Flow of Time
[ 5 ] June 15, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Non-Linear Ebb and Flow of Time

we are wondering if Sammy Meezer lives in some weird place with no bird or squirrel tv that he is all wound up about aliens next door. btw – when your mom gets new ink on her, are you allowed to lick it? our mom gotted some but she keeps telling Ivy that she isn’t […]

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OliverHughes Salutes and Tanner Blogs
[ 9 ] June 12, 2015 |

OliverHughes Salutes and Tanner Blogs

Many of you already know Oliver and Tanner from the Four Crazy Cats blog. And many of you have met OliverHughes through the Cat Scouts. They are one and the same. There is another Oliver in the C.S. Membership, so he needed a distinct identity. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. OliverHughes: […]

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Ask Max Monday: Leave the TV On! Doctor Who Might Be Playing!
[ 4 ] June 8, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Leave the TV On! Doctor Who Might Be Playing!

Dear Max, I’m a girl tuxedo kitty named Mattie.  My human is my new mom, because my first mom went over the bridge.  We get along pretty well. But she can’t understand why I don’t purr.  She seems to think there’s something wrong and maybe I’m not happy here. I let her know that I […]

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Senior Blogging Cat Scout Ali
[ 7 ] June 5, 2015 |

Senior Blogging Cat Scout Ali

Today we are interviewing a new feline friend, Ali from the Musings of a Senior Kitty blog. She is also very active in the Cat Scouts. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your mom. Ali: My name is Ali and I am 14 years old, I have silver mackerel tabby markings and short hair. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Love Means Never Having To Say “Daaaang. Who Farted?”
[ 4 ] June 1, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Love Means Never Having To Say “Daaaang. Who Farted?”

Hi Max So, now that I’m taller then Emily my ‘big’ sister, doesn’t that make her my ‘little’ sister, and as such shouldn’t she now have to do as I say?? Thanks Gunners dream Well…no. In sibling terms “big” and “little” have not much to do with relative size, but instead refer to length of […]

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Smiling With Shoko and Kali
[ 14 ] May 29, 2015 |

Smiling With Shoko and Kali

Our interview subjects for today are Shoko and Kali from the Canadian Cats blog. Pull up a cushion to read their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your pawrents. Shoko: Shall I go first Kali? Kali: OK, Shoko, remember to be polite and tuck that fur down. Shoko: My name is Shoko and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Purring For Profit
[ 5 ] May 25, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Purring For Profit

um wait, your humans cannot flush the human litterbox after they pee, and they can’t shower all the time? Oh dood, come to New York – you can flush and shower all day and no one cares – and it probably smells a lot nicer here too. our the mom would spend all day gagging […]

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Amarula Kids Biltong and Zulu
[ 5 ] May 22, 2015 |

Amarula Kids Biltong and Zulu

We are pleased to interview Biltong, Amarula and Zulu from the blog Hairballs and Hissy Fits.  They have quite an unusual story to tell. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Biltong: I’m a three year old male tabby oriental and I’m named after a favorite dried meat snack in South Africa (where […]

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Ask Max Monday: Flushing Out The Water Dish
[ 3 ] May 18, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Flushing Out The Water Dish

So Max, do you and Buddah have slap-fest fights? Miles and I have them and they are fun, but then he ruins it by screaming like a little girl, or a teenage girl in a horror movie. Sometimes we just sit facing each other with our paws in the air like we are going to […]

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Cat Scouts Felix and Maggie
[ 5 ] May 15, 2015 |

Cat Scouts Felix and Maggie

We are pleased to introduce Felix and Maggie, our first non-blogging interview subjects. They are, however, active online through Cat Scouts and Twitter, so pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable. We will list their contact urls when we finish. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Felix: I’m a 5 year […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Interest Owed For Desertion
[ 3 ] May 11, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: The Interest Owed For Desertion

Dear Wise Guru Uncle Max, Our humans did something totally inhumane–they left us for a whole day and a half. They served us brunch on Saturday and didn’t feed us again until their return on Sunday. We meant to give them cold tail to punish them, we really did, but you can imagine what 18 […]

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The Team Dash Kitten Family

The Team Dash Kitten Family

We are pleased to have the feline clowder from the blog Dash Kitten interviewing with us today. There are nine kitties but only four of them blog: Editor in Chief Miranda, Tech Editor Silver, Middle Earth Monday Correspondent Harvey Button, and Junior Blogger Phoebe. As the eldest, Peanut is The Boss of all, including Sienna, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Amazon. It Has Everything.

Ask Max Monday: Amazon. It Has Everything.

HAY MAX HOW DO I GET MY OWN BAT’LETH SWORD? I COODN’T FIND THEM ON AMAZON AND I THINK THEY WOOD COME IN HANDY WIN I’M SNAKE AND GOFER HUNTING. Dood, you didn’t look hard enough. Amazon has them! They’re pretty big, though. You might need to grow about 27” more inches tall and put […]

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15 Meows Make A Home

15 Meows Make A Home

What a pleasure to have a houseful of happy kitties from with us today, as 15andmeowing share their lives, loves and secrets. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Lucy: Don’t tell anyone else, but I am Mom’s favorite. We read together every day which is why I do book reviews on Fridays […]

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Ask Max Monday: Cuddles Happen.
[ 6 ] April 27, 2015 |

Ask Max Monday: Cuddles Happen.

Dear Max My fur siblings have been just raving about your wise advice, so I just want to run a quick question by you. My human food person is pretty good at seeing to my basic needs, but unfortunately she is very affectionate, and constantly trying to pet and stroke me, and…..shudder….. Pick me up […]

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