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Meditations with Meezers

  “Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.” Zen Quote Chey says: And this is why cats are always relaxed.  We are always who we are. Ichiro: Then why do you startled every time I walk into the room? Chey: If you never walked into the room, the problem  [ Read More ]

flying spaghetti monster cat cave

Hey everycat, Fred heer, with this week’s edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This custom felted mancave is cozy and cumfterbul. It’s gray wich is a vary mancatly color like sumthing a jentleman mancat wood sleep in. It has tennikels in the top but the tennikels don’t look like hoo-has. It looks more like an upside down  [ Read More ]

Ask Max Monday: All The Single Ladies…

Posted by Max the Psycho Kitty 6 Comments
Ask Max Thompson catiquette expurt

hey max. how do i stop my kitty from bugging me for a treat at 6 am in the morning? Get up at 5 a.m. and feed him. Problem solved. Max-My Peoples watch zombie movies all the time and it makes me a-scared. If my peoples get eated into zombies, who will open the cat  [ Read More ]

environmentally friendly recycled cat house climber

Last week’s Mancave wuz a little pricey, so this week I’m showing you one that is free (if yer peeps have boxes) or neerly free (if they don’t). Heer’s whut it looks like: Source: hautenature.com via mousebreath on Pinterest. It’s made out of two big boxes that are the same size. You just pile em  [ Read More ]

Meditations with Meezers: Shaped by Our thoughts

  “We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves”   Buddha quote Chey says: That is why I think only the most perfect of thoughts so that I continue to be the most perfect of cats. Ichiro: I think  [ Read More ]

Ask Max: No Happy Ending Throat Massage

Posted by Max the Psycho Kitty 3 Comments
Ask Max Thompson catiquette expurt

What do think of someone who reads almost everything you blog?Also thanks for teaching me bright new colorful words! YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! Only ALMOST everything? I think you’re slacking, dood! No, seriously, you have very good taste, and I appreciate that. Not everyone can be fine conisewers of reading. Those are the people that read  [ Read More ]

In the dugout with Jeter Harris - sports column

hello brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez. mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter … an we ar heer to talk baseball. i hav 3 thingz to report to u today, injury, no-noz, anna grate yankee  [ Read More ]

bronze marie antoinette cat bed for kitties

This is Fred with anuther edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This week we have a grate mancat mancave for the mancat with a harum. Cuz it’s sort of harum-stiled even tho it’s called a Marie Antoinette bed whutever that is. If you think of yerself as a mancat sultan, you’ll love this cat bed. The stile  [ Read More ]

Meditations with Meezers: Asleep

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Meditations with Meezers: Asleep

  “You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”—Navajo Proverb Chey says: Ummm… Clearly the Navajo were not cats. Ichiro: They should have sat on their heads. It works every time. Chey: Or land on their private parts. Ichiro: Or jump on their head. Chey: It appears to work on both ends,  [ Read More ]

Ask Max Monday: Well…Krap

Posted by Max the Psycho Kitty 3 Comments
Ask Max Thompson catiquette expurt

Max, I have a kitty with a bobtail and she seems to have a hard time cleaning it- her tail has an awful ot of dander and she has stud tail (despite being a she and being spayed). Any tips on helping her keep it clean that don’t involve shampoo? I’m not a grooming specialist,  [ Read More ]

The Bosox Must Really Suck

Posted by Tripper the Psycho Stray Cat 3 Comments
in the dugout with harrison jeter

Hi evrycat, this is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris In da Dugout. Last week, I sed the New York Yankees had alreddy peeked. Wich makes me think that da Boston Red Sox must REELY suk given the big beeting the Yanks gave them this last weekend. One brite spot on the Yankees  [ Read More ]

Chey discusses William Blake Quotation on More than Enough

  “You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.”—William Blake Chey: I believe this means until you know a cat like me, you’ll never know what is enough cat. Ichiro: Yes, I think you are more than big enough for anyone! CheysuliCheysuli is a Siamese cat who understands the  [ Read More ]