Category: Ask Max Monday

Ask Max Monday: I’m Back!

Ask Max Monday: I’m Back!

Hello hello hello! Am Sun Kawnure! Am bird! Like to scream scream scream! I lives with four kats! Every morning I takes one kibble from the kats to chew chew chew! Should I pay for kibble? Want birdseed? Do I give kats birdseed? I think with four cats in the house, and they haven’t eaten […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Late Edition. Now With No Questions

Ask Max Monday: The Late Edition. Now With No Questions

I know. I’m late. It’s after 3 pm on Monday here, and I’m just getting around to this. But in my defense, there were no questions this week, and I was kinda waiting to see if there might be one or two last minute, as sometimes happens. Alas, there were not. Now, normally I don’t […]

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Ask Max Monday: Suggestions for Pixel, Please

Ask Max Monday: Suggestions for Pixel, Please

Hi max. I am pixels mom Karen. I need some help. Pixel is now on a liquid allergy med everyday for the next 6 weeks , in time it will be twice a week for life , and day 1 has not gone well. Can I get ideas on how to maybe make this not […]

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Ask Max Monday: Home Is Where The Shrimps Are

Ask Max Monday: Home Is Where The Shrimps Are

Max, when is my hooman gonna STAHP sleepin fru da nite? She like sevven in cat years, and I dont kno how much longer i can stand stayin awake all day when she not at werk. Wen my sisfur Spider was alife, she stayd up all owrs wiff hooman. I’m not a “day” person. It […]

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Ask Max Monday: She’s, Like, 80% Better, So I’m Back

Ask Max Monday: She’s, Like, 80% Better, So I’m Back

Yo, Max! Good news! Our peeps just bilded us this ginormous catio and it raps around the old oak tree and we git to klime! And watch sqwerls n berds. Maybe yoo cood come over and hang with us. We wood treet you better than Boooda duz. My problem is this: Win we’re outside in […]

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Ask Max Monday: Sick Days

Ask Max Monday: Sick Days

The Woman is kinda sick, so this is all we’ve done since Thursday: Brains are not quite engaged enough to think, so any questions for this week will be answered next. Go ahead and keep asking things, though! We’ll be back as soon as she feels better. Got a question for me? You can leave […]

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Ask Max Monday: Toothy Death For Toothy Death

Ask Max Monday: Toothy Death For Toothy Death

Dear Max, I’m not sure of your own personal circumstances, but I have a boyfriend who is many many miles away. Trouble is there is NO way I can get to him in USA, or he to me, in UK. We communicate via email and blogs which is excellent, and we exchange gifts too but […]

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Ask Max Monday: Ain’t No Party Like A House Trashing Party

Ask Max Monday: Ain’t No Party Like A House Trashing Party

Deer Max, my moms woz holding me the other day and she sed, “Dio, you need a baf!” Well, okay den. Itz not eben my birfday but I’m gonna git sumpin! Now I haf to keep an eye out the window for the Amamamazon man in da brown truck to bring me my baf. Iz […]

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Ask Max Monday: I’m Crabby Now, Thanks

Ask Max Monday: I’m Crabby Now, Thanks

Deer Max, My friend, I am werried cuz my lady told her sister that after this week, they should start learning how to speek Rushin. Duz this meen I’ll have to eat Borscht? Cuz beets suk. No worries. The people are the only ones whose diets may or may not change. Our lives will go […]

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Ask Max Monday: Everything is Dood

Ask Max Monday: Everything is Dood

Hey Mr Max, it’s me Sterling. I am more than one year old now so why do the hoomins still call me Sterling BabyCat? Why does Ant Nora never make me in charge when she goes out? It’s always my woofy sisfur or Cousin Murphy or the Mama Fluff lady cat. And why is there […]

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Ask ax Monday: A Little More Than Thinking Outside The Box…

Ask ax Monday: A Little More Than Thinking Outside The Box…

DOOOOD!!! Whuts with the hots???? I’m dyin’ here!!!! I KNOW, RIGHT??? It happens every freaking year! On the plus side, my people bought a brand new air conditioner last year so it can be super hot outside and I don’t care. On a different tack, or should I say paw path, Mrs H is checking […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Impossible Question of How

Ask Max Monday: The Impossible Question of How

Hey Max, Dood, purlease explain to my peon/mama why looking out the front door 6ft to the west of my window seat is so important. I have to throw temper tantrums, everyday dood, in front of the front door for like 20 mins or until I get bored to get the door opened to look […]

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Ask Max Monday: What do, what do, what do…?

Ask Max Monday: What do, what do, what do…?

Dear Max. With a new season comes the eternal question as to what to wear, well for humans anyway. What stye tips can you offer the ill paid housekeeper, or general household labourer? Do you have any fashion preferences besides the super cool hat. Obviously we Tuxedo’s have the best attire, especially for dressing up, […]

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Ask Max Monday: I Yelled At Mr. Boo

Ask Max Monday: I Yelled At Mr. Boo

There were no questions for this week, which is okay because I had a totally traumatic experience and am still recovering from it. I mean, there I was, having a nice quiet life, minding my own business, taking a nap on the big bed, when the Woman came in and woke me up and then […]

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Ask Max Monday: We Be Stylin’…

Ask Max Monday: We Be Stylin’…

Here’s a question for you: How can I tell Manny and Chili Bruce apart, now that CB lost his one white whisker. They are both black cats! Sure, CB’s tailio is a bit poofier, and Manny’s tummy white spot is bigger, but these things are not easily apparent. We could put collars on them, and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Yer A Kitty Clock, Lily…

Ask Max Monday: Yer A Kitty Clock, Lily…

Hey Max, After mama read the mice flavored cat food it got me thinking. A lot of out door cats eat birdies. How come there’s not more cat food that’s birdie flavored? I’m not talking chickens, turkeys or ducks. I’m talking pigeon, finches, sparrows, robins, etc? My stalker Peeping Tom that’s his main diet and […]

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Ask Max Monday: Mice-A-Roni Is Not a Thing…

Ask Max Monday: Mice-A-Roni Is Not a Thing…

Max…how do we explain to the foster momma cat that all her yelling about “I need a boyfriend” isn’t going to accomplish anything here. Of course, there’s Junior, but he is nootered so that doesn’t count. Plus he is probably afraid of her. Can we leave her a sign on her door or something? Cause […]

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Ask Max Monday: I Do What I Want. Srsly.

Ask Max Monday: I Do What I Want. Srsly.

Dear Max. I love all those cat images that you collected. Do you think I should start collecting cats too? I mean I do the usual collections, Mice, Stamps (on spiders and bugs) and Antique cow creamers, but think maybe I should be branching out… but not squirrels. I did try collecting sparrows once, but […]

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Ask Max Monday: Interviewish

Ask Max Monday: Interviewish

Max: how can you tell if something is mentally wrong with one of your sisfurs? She likes to go outside with the mom, she doesn’t like catnip or whipped cream, and she sleeps in the cat carrier. What gives?? There’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just different, and that’s kinda cool. It takes guts to […]

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Ask Max Monday: Thank You, And Yes, I Am…

Ask Max Monday: Thank You, And Yes, I Am…

If the mom has oxtail soup then I should get some too right? Because she is a food hoarder and not good at sharing anything. Also, since I have been sick and having radiation and stuff, I have asked the mom to get off her fat butt and hello me write a book. She has […]

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