Max I need help. We are getting houseguests, dads parents are coming to stay with us for a week! His mom likes to pick me up. I like to hide and hiss at her, how do I get her to stop. She also likes to call me chunk as I am full figured. Mommy tries [...]
max What do you think of the things humans call vampires? are there cat vampires? dog ones? please shed some light on this interesting topic! Well, originally I was going to say that vampires are only figments of peoples’ wild imaginations, stories about blood suckers that came about to explain deaths they couldn’t figure out, [...]
Just a quick question: Our cat is afraid of thunderstorms. Short of getting up with her when a storm hits, what can we do to ease her fears? We will be getting a different night light soon. Will that help? She scratches at the door or “knocks” at it when she’s afraid. Is there any [...]
Hey Max, is it true that your bro-kitty Buddah bit your Woman? Sometimes I want to bite but I’m afraid my mom would get really mad at me or maybe my teeth would get stuck in her skin. Yeah, dood, he totally bit her the other night, for no good reason. Buddah can go from [...]
Dear Max, My mommy and daddy went out and came back with necklaces for me and my brother just like the big kitties wear! Only mine kept getting stuck in my mouth so they took it off and said I was still too little to wear a necklace. Now my brother makes fun of me [...]
Max! I need help! I heard the people talk about coyotes in my neighborhood and how some cats have been found DEAD and I go outside a lot! What should I do! Stay inside! Dear Max, I wented to the doctor and he gave me a shot in my back and now I have to [...]
Hey Max, I have a question for you. My kitties usually sleep with me. The past couple of nights they have not. What’s up with that? I am missing my snuggle cats. Try showering. That might help. Dear Max – why is it MY fault that lamps and stuff is not glued down onto tables [...]
Dear Max, I want to ask you a very purrsonal question and it is okay if you don’t want to answer it because it is purrsonal and all. See, I whine and cry and thrash when mommie tries to trim my claws because I just know she’ll slip and cut the whole end of my [...]
Why do I have to suffer when mine the mom decides to “eat healthy” and not have wheat anymore? Do you know what wheat makes? wheat makes FRENCH TOAST. Why must I suffer for her problems? Because people are MEAN, dood. All they think about is themselves and what THEY want to eat and how [...]
So this foster kitten girl showed up. But she hisses and growls all the time. Mom said it is ok for us to smack her a little to teach her “the way of the cat”. But normally all we hear is “stop that” when we try to smack foster kittens. Now what??? Well…yeah, normally people [...]
DOOD!!! MAX!! Help ME!!! Mine woofie furriend who is like, ANCIENT in dog age (he’s 12!)says he gotted something called “nootered”. And now he is no fun. He doesn’t want to play “who’s mouth is bigger” or “lion tamer” (he tried to BITE MINE HEAD the last time we played it). He keeps whining about [...]
Dear Max! My brother and I have had a full day-we knocked over the books and bented the pages, killed a plastic bag, put all the stuff on the desk onto the floor, hid stuff under the couch, knocked the kibble all over the room, broke the water bowl, put the stuff on the shelf [...]
Hey Max dood – The mom lady person gives me steer-oids so that I can maybe breathe sometimes, and I gets REALLY REALLY REALLY HUNGRY and she does not give me extra foods and then I has to lick her foods while she is trying to eat them and she gets MAD at me. ME [...]
Dear Max, I’m writing to you from solitary confinement after I scratched the mom’s face. As the coppers were taking me away my stepbrother Jack said, “They’re probably gonna give you the electric chair, kid.” So what I want to know is when I get my lectric chair am I gonna have to share it [...]
My sisfur’s disgustin. Her wees in our watser bowls onna floors alla times. I wants to no cuz whys her do dat? Meowmy hasta clean it ups alla times. Makes her stopsit!! Purrs, Rosey Posey Hmm…when kitties pee inappropriately, there’s always a reason and it’s never because the kitty is being vindictive. It could be [...]
OK took your advice and lft a pile of nuts for the squirrels. The next time me went outside, mes gots pelted! Does yous knows how to contact the squirrel Mafia? Kisses Nellie I don’t think you want to do that. To get in direct contact with them, you’d have to go into their territory…and [...]
Max, dood, why does meowmy always trys to kis me onna lips? I gotta strait arm her to keeps her lips away. I meen I don kno where her mouf has ben! Rosie Posie People seem to think lip kissing is a sign of affection…she’s really just saying, “hey, you’re spiffy,” but I don’t think [...]
Deer Max – The mom lady person thinks ME is weerd. When she is in the bath tub ME likes to drink the water and eat the bubblies in there. ME says it’s normal. Is it or is ME just weerd like the mom lady person says. – Yore friend Billy Dood…it’s a little bit [...]
Dear Max, Why is Gravity so mean? Love, Dio I dunno if I’d call it mean; it IS what keeps us from flying off the planet into outer space where we would pop like furry little balloons. Sure, sometimes it means thins fall on our heads and we plop down on the floor unceremoniously, but [...]
Dear Max, I just was informed that another DOG is coming to live in MY, I mean our, house!! Apparently her Man is going to the Bridge soon, and my People are adopting her. I know this dog. She isn’t bright. How do I best make her understand her Man isn’t coming back, so she [...]
We are delighted to have Loupi and Zorro from the Swiss Cat Blog with us today. They meow in French, but also in English, so we are able to communicate without a problem. Let’s get started. We know you are going to enjoy their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Hi, Loupi and Zorro, It’s such [...]
Max I need help. We are getting houseguests, dads parents are coming to stay with us for a week! His mom likes to pick me up. I like to hide and hiss at her, how do I get her to stop. She also likes to call me chunk as I am full figured. Mommy tries [...]
The TARDIS Mancat Mancave Wil Wheaton’s Cat Wants
If yoo follow Wil Wheaton’s cat on Twitter (yep thare’s just one “L” in “Wil”, it’s stoopid I know), you alreddy know that he lusts after this TARDIS cat tower. We’ve cuvered TARDIS Mancat Mancaves in the past, this is just a diffrint version. I don’t know whut its time traveling capabilities are. And do you [...]
$25,000 in Prizes at The Friskies Cat Video Awards
Got a cat video you think is a winner? “The Friskies” are back for their second annual awards, giving you the opportunity to win $5,000 and a custom-made gold plated Friskies Catuette. (I’ve held one of these and they are HEAVY!) Not seduced by the cash prize and trophy? Get this: the winner scores a [...]
Ask Max Monday: Vee Vant To Suck Your Blud
max What do you think of the things humans call vampires? are there cat vampires? dog ones? please shed some light on this interesting topic! Well, originally I was going to say that vampires are only figments of peoples’ wild imaginations, stories about blood suckers that came about to explain deaths they couldn’t figure out, [...]
Sweet Purrfections … Truffle & Brulee
The lovely sisters Truffle and Brulee from Sweet Purrfections are with us today. Many of you are already familiar with their story. Readers watched them grow from young babies into adult Divas through photos posted on the blog Mom Paula opened before they came to live with her. Funny Farmer Felines: Tell us a [...]
13 Kitty Cookies to Tease Your Sweet Tooth
Who can say no to a delectable sugar cookie, one that’s not too hard, not too soft, not too sweet… you know… just right. We have 13 specimens for your purrusal — a baker’s dozen that transcend baking to become art. Yummy art. Of course, not everyone’s as big a cookie fan as we are….
Mancat Mancave: Anything You Want it to Be
WalMart is a majikal place ware you can buy all kinds of plastik made-in-china krap. And this week’s Mancat Mancave is no ixsepshun. It is a modular thingie ware you just keep adding peeces until it reeches the top of the sky or yer seeling, wichever comes ferst. It has all kinds of hangie-downie things [...]
Win 6-Month Supply of Merrick and Appear in Meowsaic!
Can you say no to a six-month supply of Merrick Cat Food? Merrick Pet Care is hosting a Facebook sweepstakes from now until June 17 to purrmote their new Purrfect Bistro line of grain-free canned and dry pet food. The line includes five dry formulas and sixteen canned formulas. Just Like their Facebook page [...]
Cat Survives Fire by Hiding in Dresser for a Month
Fairfield, Ohio was the site of a survival miracle as an orange tabby survived a fire and was hidden for a month afterward in a dresser in the burned out building. Grab a hankie and watch the video report.
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