This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]
This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling. Now, if you don’t like the green [...]
Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a [...]
Sumtimes you run acrost stuff on the innernets that make you sit up and say “I wish I’d thot of that!” And this is one of those times. Some cat by the name of Doug Savage made this blooprint (wich for sum reezin is NOT bloo) of the ultimate cat tower wich also looks like [...]
This RONDO cat bed won’t fit vary many gerlcats inside with you. But it is vary klassy looking. Yer peeple will like to put it in places ware cumpany hoo comes to vizit with you can see it. And it has opshunul aksesseries like a skratching surfiss that can be attached to the post, or [...]
This Mancat Mancave looks just like sumthing you’d see in a Dokter Soose book. It’s got snorkely antennuh protooberunces that spring frum a wimzikle pod in a brite shade of oringe. This is a purrfect mancat mancave for the mancat hoo needs a kozy little haven for sexy times with a speshul vixin. The snorkely [...]
Honey it’s cold outside! Man, I don’t think the snow will ever go away. Wich is fine cuz it meens I git to cuddle up with my fave gerlcats. And if I was in a cuddlin’ mood, this wood be my dream mancat mancave. It’s got privacy kertins in a mancatly shade of blue. They [...]
Kittehs, if you wunt to git back to yer primal Afrikan roots, this is the mancat mancave for yoo. It’s made by KittiCraft, and it is fashuned after a Sowth Afrikan Zulu Hut wich is kinda like an igloo that won’t melt. Now heer’s a nice feecher: the cotton liner comes out so you can [...]
If yer a cat who hankers to live in a humbul abode like the Weasley famly in Harry Potter, then yoo commishun sumbuddy with oppozable thums to bild yoo a spektaculer 9-foot high cat house like this. It took 300 hours to bild. Even with oppozabul thums, that’s a long time. But boy, is it [...]
If yer a klimer like me, you will LOVE this Necobaco modern cat tree. Now, it duzn’t qwite qwalify as a mancat mancave cuz thare’s no place to put a flat skreen teevee or lounge with yer gerlcats, but still it’s a pritty kool place to hang out. And, thare are hidey holes ware you [...]
Well, my frends, I have a good mancat mancave for yoo this week. It’s called a Cosmic Cat Tower and it looks like sumthing the Purple Peeple Eater wood liv in if he wuz a cat. It’s 76″ tall which is 6 feet – (let’s see, carry the 7… or is it carry the 2?) [...]
If you’ve got yer eyes on a pawticular Himalayan gerlcat, have I got the mancat mancave for you! It’s a Himalayan cat tower that is a whopping seven feets tall and it looks like sumthing frum Lost Horizons. It’s got 2 condos in the middle of it that konnekt with each other, and sisal skrachers [...]
Hey evrybuddy, I’m bak frum vakayshun. Dja miss me? Anyone? Hmmmmm, didn’t think so… Anyway, it’s vary vary kold ware I live in Illinoy. Like abowt 200 degreez below zero at nite or sumthing like that. I don’t reely know igzaktly how kold cuz I’m lukky enuf to be an indoor cat. But a lot [...]
It’s grate if you have the mancat mancave of yer dreems — if you’ve been following me, I’m shur you pikt out yer faverite by now. But after you git it, you need to pimp it out, and this cat mat is just the ticket. It’s kind of a complikayted process, so I’ll let the [...]
This leopard print chaze is a cat bed to beet all cat beds. Swank and sexy, it will be the envy of all yer cat frends. It’s cuverd in a soft chuneele fabrik and has a sturdy wood frame. Even the stoopidest of peeple can assembul it cuz all you need to do is [...]
If I’d a been Skeezix, I woulda wet my pants win I ferst saw this luxury pink CATillac Mancat Mancave. Is thare a gerlcat alive hoo wouldn’t do ANYTHING for a chance to ride along with you in this baby? Ferst of all, it’s the best kind of car EVER! A CONVERTIBUL CATILLAC!!!! Convertibul tee-berds [...]
Kittehs, have you ever wunted to go on vakayshun? You know, a sweet little getaway for you and yer harum? Well, have I got the spot for you! It is in Portlund, Oreygun. I’m not shur ware that is cuz win I tiped in “Portlund, Oreygun” in google maps nuthin came up. But it sownds [...]
Ever had vizhuns of being that Gorton’s of Gloster Fisherman guy? You know, the guy hoo gits all the toona and hallibutt he wunts? HAHAHAHA I sed BUTT!!! Well, that is just the kind of guy hoo gits all the gerlcats cuz how cood they tern down an endless supply of toona joose? This Mancat [...]
Hey evrycat, Fred heer with this week’s edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This week, we’re feechering a peeple bed that’s just purrfekt fur the mancat with a big harum. After all, thare’s no place better to sleep than on a big ole’ peeple bed watching the peeps having to kerl up like pretzuls HAHAHAHAHA!! And win [...]
Mancats, it’s football seezin, so it’s time to git seeriuss about yer mancat mancaves. I reely like this one cuz you an yer dad can watch the games together. It converts from ottoman to play center when the seat is flipped. It’s made of super snuggly material inside and the outside in one big ole’ [...]
If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an establhished following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. [...]
Win $7500 with Your Cute Cat Photo
Your cute cat photo could win you $7500 or a year’s supply of cat food in Purina’s Purely for Pets Photo Contest. There are two CATegories: Cat Sign Language and Too Cute for Words. Ten finalists in each category will be announced on June 17th, then the public will select the winner. How to Enter [...]
Shoesday: Spicy Red Cat Sneaks
Do not buy these shoes. SRSLY. We love ‘em, but the source is one of those sketchy websites that looks like it could be using the online store to steal credit card numbers. So we won’t put a link to that site. Which is a shame because we love the sassy red print and comfortable [...]
Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat
This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling. Now, if you don’t like the green [...]
Fashion Friday Cat’s by Tsumori Chisato
I can’t wear anything but natural fibers, so these 100% cotton cat dresses by Tsumori Chisato drew me in like a tractor beam. They come in a bright array of colors and feature a boat neckline, short sleeves and rhinestone detailing with a glitter cat print. You can buy ‘em at Yoox.com. Tees are [...]
Shoesday: Sweet Black Flats from Urban Outfitters
This week’s cat shoe is a sweet black loafer from Urban Outfitters. At $45, the price is sweet as well. The classic slip-on is crafted in canvas and imprinted with the haunting gaze of a house panther. There’s leather piping along the top-upper, a padded footbed and rubber sole. We can see them with these [...]
I found a Pinteresting sculptor this week, and couldn’t wait to share her work with you. Her name is Sara Swink, and there are a lot of cats peeking out from her portfolio: A cat and a donkey? But of course! She does a lot of sculptures of a cat named “Mao.” And who isn’t [...]
Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a [...]
The Owl and the Pussycat are Besties! (VIDEO)
Fum and Gebra are an ulikely pair: an owl and a pussycat in Spain who’ve become BFFs. Rather than turn the other into lunch, they’ve teamed up for huntin’ and headbonkin’ and chasin’ and huggin’. Charming! You can follow Fum and Gebra via Facebook.
Ask Max Monday: Know When To Fold ‘Em
Dear Max, I want to ask you a very purrsonal question and it is okay if you don’t want to answer it because it is purrsonal and all. See, I whine and cry and thrash when mommie tries to trim my claws because I just know she’ll slip and cut the whole end of my [...]
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