Category: Columns

Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure
[ 16 ] June 20, 2014 |

Visiting Georgia, Julie, JJ and Treasure

The photogenic kitties Georgia, Julia, JJ and Treasure from Mickey’s Musings blog are our interview subjects this week.  Of course, we know all kitties are photogenic, but this is their interview so pull up a cushion and enjoy their tail … er, tale. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human. Georgia:  I am […]

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Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin
[ 3 ] June 18, 2014 |

Cat-Embossed Rolling Pin

I’m a baker, and I love cookies. I’d make a batch every day if I weren’t in danger of weighing 800 lbs. But this rolling pin has me reconsidering that stance. If I had a cat-embossed rolling pin, how could I resist or cookies with it every single day? Or make my own cat treats […]

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Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.
[ 3 ] June 16, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.

Max, I just got a Da Bird toy for my cats. 3 of them think it’s spiffy, but one of them is scared. He’s a bit of a fraidy cat, but this is the first time he’s been scared of a toy (he loves toys.) If Da Bird is scooting on the ground he will […]

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Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage
[ 26 ] June 13, 2014 |

Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage

Our special guests this week are Savannah and Sage AKA The Kid Sage from Savannah’s Paw Tracks.  They have a lot of interest to say so we’ll get right to the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Savannah, please introduce yourself and your family. Savannah:  I am Savannah, a Russian Blue with white markings.  There is Dad […]

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Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.
[ 4 ] June 9, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.

Max, da food lady is sick of us shedding. It was snowing as late as May 16 here in Shikoggo. So all the fur we was saving up for like 8 munfs is now flying all over da house. We’re OK wiff it, but the food lady is loozing her shiz-nit. She has all da […]

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Alfie the Social Siamese
[ 22 ] June 6, 2014 |

Alfie the Social Siamese

Today we have the loveable and outspoken Alfie from the blog Mollie and Alfie. Mollie is not a cat; she is a woofie, well-known for her bra collection. Mollie is the spokesdog for Alfie the cat, so we have included Mollie in our graphic today but our interview is with Alfie who hails from the […]

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Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.
[ 10 ] June 2, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.

OK, what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything? 42. And don’t forget your towel. Max dood, why is it NOT funny that when mommy brings in Billy from running outside, I runout and make her chase me then when she tries to put me inside Billy runs out again. We think its […]

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Nerissa the Whisk Tech
[ 26 ] May 30, 2014 |

Nerissa the Whisk Tech

It’s a pleasure to have Nerissa, one of only two egg beater-whisk time traveling-teleportation technology experts (try saying that fast) in the world, with us today.  The other is his brother Seville.  They are from the blog Nerissa’s Life. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family. Nerissa: I’m the cat behind the blog, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!
[ 6 ] May 26, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!

Doods, thank you so much for all your suggestions for quality noms! The Woman took notes and went shopping, and she bought a couple cans of several of the brands you guys like, and we’ve been trying one a day. She doesn’t want to do more than that at a time, even though we’ve never […]

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Human Agony Aunt George
[ 6 ] May 23, 2014 |

Human Agony Aunt George

We are very pleased to have the handsome George from George Online Cat.  He lives in the United Kingdom and dishes advice to cats in need of advice regarding their human pets.  His official title is a “human agony aunt”. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family … or would that be staff? […]

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Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.
[ 28 ] May 19, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.

Ok, doods, this week it’ll be a little different. Instead of answering questions, I’m going to ask a couple, because you might have knowledge that my people don’t. They’re usually pretty intelligent, but all the info they’ve been reading has made their head hurt, so I felt like it would be a good idea to […]

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Sassy Sushi Belle
[ 31 ] May 16, 2014 |

Sassy Sushi Belle

We are excited to have the lovely Sushi from Sushi’s Diary blog as our interview subject this week.  You haven’t met her yet?  Well, pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Sushi: Hi. My name is Sushi and my Mom’s name is Pia. I’m turning […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Thingy In The TV Goes Nom Nom Nom
[ 4 ] May 12, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Thingy In The TV Goes Nom Nom Nom

Hi Max – furst and formost me and my Meowme lubbs you! Nao – about 8 months ago I got a sister (I am 10 and I have been the master of ceremonies and the only cat – me and Mommy I like it that way.. then we moved in w/this man.. that was ok […]

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Service Cats Dezi and Lexi

Service Cats Dezi and Lexi

We have had an educational time interviewing Deztinee and Alexandra, AKA Dezi and Lexi from the blog Deziz World.  Dezi writes the blog and Alexi writes a Facebook page.  You will enjoy meeting these lovely ladies and learning how they help their mom.Funny Farmer Felines: Please tell us a little about yourselves and your mom. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Aw, Nuts…
[ 3 ] May 5, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Aw, Nuts…

Deer Max, I have anuther qweschun and I think yer the only wun hoo can anser: Kranky cat Mao told me that if I hike down the back bank to the trale in the forest, it wood leed me to the bus stayshun ware I cood buy a tikkit to Barstow, and that wood undowtedly […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Easter Bunny Is Alive And Well And Living in CA
[ 3 ] April 27, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Easter Bunny Is Alive And Well And Living in CA

Max, halp. Our food lady has a paw fetish. She wants to stare at our toe beans all the time, and even once tried to put them in her mouf, which is disgusting. Speshelly, becoz we spend so much time cleaning them. Granted, our fuzzy feets are irresistible, but what is wrong with hoomans? When […]

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Puffy Puffmeister
[ 9 ] April 25, 2014 |

Puffy Puffmeister

We are pleased to interview a handsome tree climbing, mouse catching tuxedo cat today.  Some readers might not have met him yet, as he has only been blogging since August 2013, but you know he’s a fun blogger with a theme like “keep calm and catch a mouse – a day in the life of […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Answer is Always, It Tastes Like Chicken
[ 3 ] April 21, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Answer is Always, It Tastes Like Chicken

Dear Max, I see you are giving out exercise advice now. I like to walk on the treadmill everyday since it is right next to my kitty climbing tree. How can I be sure to keep my perfectly fluffy shape? I don’t want to get too lean and mean, cuz chicks dig me just the […]

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The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan
[ 9 ] April 18, 2014 |

The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan

We have two lovely ladycats with us today from the blog Lily LeMew & Jan too! Lily began posting in February 2012 and Jan joined her just before Christmas of the same year. They don’t post as often as we’d like to see, but we have enjoyed reading about them since their blog opened. Funny […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Dawn
[ 1 ] April 14, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Dawn

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep. ~Rumi Chey says: This is why I am always awake a dawn. I am listening to the breeze. Ichiro: I go running around the house! Chey: You really ought to slow down and listen. You might learn secrets. Ichiro: Like how […]

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