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Ask Max Monday: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DOODS!
[ 2 ] November 25, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DOODS!

Max, how does we get our paws on some Fanksgiving turkey? It’s better than chikins and stinky goodness combined. Remember, we don’t have opposable fumbs. Loyal Fans Furever, Gracie and Spider The first thing you do is wait for the people to sit down to eat, then do the cute thing. You know, sit there […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Finding Beauty
[ 2 ] November 25, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Finding Beauty

“Though you may travel the world to find the beautiful, you must have it within you or you will find it not.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson Chey says: This is why I think very thing is beautiful because I am beautiful within and without. Ichiro: I would think you’d be more likely to find things […]

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Taking a Nap
[ 9 ] November 22, 2013 |

Taking a Nap

We are taking an unanticipated break this week, but plan to be back next Friday with a new interview. Thanksgiving in the US is next Thursday, November 28.  We hope all you kitties have a feast fit for a royal cat and your humans enjoy good food and good fellowship with family and friends. Happy Thanksgiving. 

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Ask Max Monday: Phone Home, Dood.
[ 2 ] November 18, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Phone Home, Dood.

Hey Max, remember when you said a cat’s belly button is there under the fur but smooth? Well, I got shaved and I can’t find mine. What gives? Dood. I am so sorry. You’re a mutant. Probably of alien origin. If you hear any strange noises in your head, it’s the mothership calling you home. […]

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Meditations with Meezers: A Benefit to Others
[ 1 ] November 18, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: A Benefit to Others

“Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others.” ~ Jack Kornfield Chey: And you could make me happy by benefiting from these teachings… Ichiro: But you need to teach me something of benefit first. Like how to catch the red dot. Chey: How many times do I have to […]

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CAT TREATS GIVEAWAY: Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals Noms!
[ 28 ] November 16, 2013 |

CAT TREATS GIVEAWAY: Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals Noms!

Kittehs, if you’d like to try  Hill’s Ideal Balance All Natural treats, here’s your chance! 20 Mousebreathers will win a 3-treat gift package delivered directly to you from Hill’s Pet Nutrition. Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals with REAL Tuna How could you say no to this? Hill’s® Ideal Balance™ Crunchy Naturals with Real Tuna cat treats […]

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Selina and Sibs of the Carter Clowder
[ 15 ] November 15, 2013 |

Selina and Sibs of the Carter Clowder

Today we are featuring the blogging “Carter Clowder” from the blog One Eye On The Future. Selina is the only blogging kitty in the group; however, she does feature her sibs Morticia, Peppers, Sasha, Boudicca and Oliver.  And Man Ray (previously known as “Ray Charles”) and Rachel recently graduated from fosters to family. Funny Farmer […]

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Ask Max Monday: Own the Stink, Dood
[ 5 ] November 11, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Own the Stink, Dood

Hi Mr. Max. I’m gonna make this kinda quick because we are all really sad here. My big sisfur Winky just had to go to the Stabby Guy on last Monday and she didn’t come home; the Stabby Guy said she had a cancer that he said must have been a really fast growing kind […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Imperfections
[ 0 ] November 11, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Imperfections

“A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure. ” ~ The Buddha Chey says: And this is why I have taken you on to teach you about yourself Ichiro: And this is why I point out your mistakes […]

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Crepes in the Fridge With a Sweater
[ 15 ] November 8, 2013 |

Crepes in the Fridge With a Sweater

The lovely ladycat Crepes, along with feline siblings Rocky, Niles, and the indomitable Mrs. Peabody are our interview subjects this week.  Oh, and we can’t forget their canine sister Dixie. Crepes is known as the “Cat in the Fridge,” which happens to be the name of her blog. We don’t keep a cat in our […]

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Ask Max Monday: Seek and Ye Might Not Find
[ 5 ] November 4, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Seek and Ye Might Not Find

Dear Max, We normally help mom with the foster kittens. But right now there is a weird sound coming from the bathroom. It kinda sounds like she brought home a baby chick-hen. How do we find out since she won’t let us in there right now (something about the babies not having enough shots)? And […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Peace
[ 3 ] November 4, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Peace

“Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.” ― Mahatma Gandhi Chey says: This is why I rarely fight. And I only kick you so you’ll get off my head and let me breathe. Ichiro: You mean you kick me because you love me?! Chey: And this is how misunderstandings start… As Ichiro […]

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The Werking Feline … Mariodacat
[ 33 ] November 1, 2013 |

The Werking Feline … Mariodacat

Today we interview the famous tweeting, blogging and werking (yes, that is the correct spelling) feline, Mario of  Mario’s Meowsings blog.  Many of you are already familiar with his story, but keep reading – you might learn a little more. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your M & D. Mario: Hi everyone.  I’m […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Character and Reputation
[ 2 ] October 28, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Character and Reputation

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” ~ John Wooden Chey says: I am never concerned about my reputation because I know my character is flawless. It doesn’t matter what others thing. Ichiro: So I […]

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Ask Max Monday: Don’t Lick a Bellybutton, Either
[ 4 ] October 28, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Don’t Lick a Bellybutton, Either

Ok so you have us some good advice when before the little person came so we need more. We thought all the toys were ours. Now he will pick up the balls and play with them. And he plays with the plane with the string that makes noise that we love to drag around. Do […]

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Living and Laughing With Loulou
[ 9 ] October 25, 2013 |

Living and Laughing With Loulou

This week we are very pleased to bring you an interview with a kitty fairly new to blogging.  She’s sweet, she’s funny, and she speaks her mind.  We’re talking about the lovely tuxedo Miss Loulou from the Living With Loulou blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourself and your family? Loulou: My name is […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Perfection
[ 3 ] October 21, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Perfection

It is our very search for perfection outside ourselves that causes our suffering. Buddha Chey says: That is why I do not search for perfection anywhere but in me so that way I don’t suffer. Ichiro: I keep looking for perfection inside me but it’s hard to find. I think I have too much floof. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Wash Your Pits…We’re Going To Lick Them
[ 4 ] October 21, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Wash Your Pits…We’re Going To Lick Them

Dear Max – So I sneaked into the spare bedroom and hid there until the mom closed the door, and then I took a nap. And then I heard her shreiking mine name for like HOURS. I was comfy so I did not answer. She finally opened up the bedroom door and found me, and […]

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The Whiskeratti Cats, Toby and Leia
[ 14 ] October 18, 2013 |

The Whiskeratti Cats, Toby and Leia

Toby and Leia, the cats of The Whiskeratti, are our guests today.  We have enjoyed interviewing them and we’re sure you will enjoy reading their story. So pull up a pawstool and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and  your family? Toby: I’m the big orange mancat with either Maine Coon […]

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Ask Max Monday: Go Into the Closet…You Can Come Out Later
[ 6 ] October 14, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Go Into the Closet…You Can Come Out Later

Dear Max, why does Mom get annoyed when we are doing furroshus jungle cat stuff that’s important to member our big-cat relatiffs? I am a fearless mini-cheetah and my sister, Spider, is a mity black pamfer. But mom gets mad when I race around the house, nomming yummy preys (hoomans call them niknaks on the […]

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