Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: You Need Bigger Nuts
[ 2 ] March 4, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: You Need Bigger Nuts

OK took your advice and lft a pile of nuts for the squirrels. The next time me went outside, mes gots pelted! Does yous knows how to contact the squirrel Mafia? Kisses Nellie I don’t think you want to do that. To get in direct contact with them, you’d have to go into their territory…and […]

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Calypso & Zazou Take Over the World
[ 12 ] March 1, 2013 |

Calypso & Zazou Take Over the World

  We know you will welcome our guests today, Calypso and Zazou, a couple of California beauties. These innocent-appearing ladies are aiming to take over the world, just as many of our readers are. How is their plan progressing? We intend to ask them that very question. So let’s start the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: […]

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Zulu Hut Mancat Mancave frum KittiCraft
[ 0 ] February 25, 2013 |

Zulu Hut Mancat Mancave frum KittiCraft

Kittehs, if you wunt to git back to yer primal Afrikan roots, this is the mancat mancave for yoo. It’s made by KittiCraft, and it is fashuned after a Sowth Afrikan Zulu Hut wich is kinda like an igloo that won’t melt.  Now heer’s a nice feecher: the cotton liner comes out so you can […]

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Meditations with Meezers: First Rate Version
[ 0 ] February 25, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: First Rate Version

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” ~ Judy Garland Chey says: This is why I will always be the better than you. I am the best me ever. Ichiro: But what if I’m the best me ever? Chey: Being me is still better than being you. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Shimpy Pink Goodness?
[ 5 ] February 25, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Shimpy Pink Goodness?

Max, dood, why does meowmy always trys to kis me onna lips? I gotta strait arm her to keeps her lips away. I meen I don kno where her mouf has ben! Rosie Posie People seem to think lip kissing is a sign of affection…she’s really just saying, “hey, you’re spiffy,” but I don’t think […]

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Madi, Diva Mayor Cougar Khat
[ 24 ] February 22, 2013 |

Madi, Diva Mayor Cougar Khat

Our guest today is The Honorable Madison D. Cat, Mayor of Blogville, a.k.a. “Madi, the Diva Mayor Cougar Khat” from the blog Madi & Mom. We are sure you will enjoy learning more about her. She’s quite the character. She has become Cyndi’s heroine, a dispenser of off-the-cuff Diva advice. Grab a tuna patty to […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Festival
[ 2 ] February 18, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Festival

The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival.— Buddhist Teaching Chey says: This means that I should have a party for me.  Existence wants this. Ichiro: I would totally party if you had one. Chey: It might not be a fun party then, would it?

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Harry Potter Mancat Mancave
[ 0 ] February 18, 2013 |

Harry Potter Mancat Mancave

If yer a cat who hankers to live in a humbul abode like the Weasley famly in Harry Potter, then yoo commishun sumbuddy with oppozable thums to bild yoo a spektaculer 9-foot high cat house like this. It took 300 hours to bild. Even with oppozabul thums, that’s a long time. But boy, is it […]

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Ask Max Monday: Tiny Bubbles…In The Bath…
[ 6 ] February 18, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Tiny Bubbles…In The Bath…

Deer Max – The mom lady person thinks ME is weerd. When she is in the bath tub ME likes to drink the water and eat the bubblies in there. ME says it’s normal. Is it or is ME just weerd like the mom lady person says. – Yore friend Billy Dood…it’s a little bit […]

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Bugs Plus Barney Make Up Catself
[ 16 ] February 15, 2013 |

Bugs Plus Barney Make Up Catself

We have a couple of cat bloggers today who are not afraid to tackle the hard questions and to speak their mind. But lest you misunderstand “make up” in the title, Bugs and Barney do not wear make up. Neither is their blog fiction. (Well, maybe just a smidge.) But Catself is the blog of […]

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Not Quite a Mancat Mancave, but Grate for Divebombing the Dog
[ 1 ] February 11, 2013 |

Not Quite a Mancat Mancave, but Grate for Divebombing the Dog

If yer a klimer like me, you will LOVE this Necobaco modern cat tree. Now, it duzn’t qwite qwalify as a mancat mancave cuz thare’s no place to put a flat skreen teevee or lounge with yer gerlcats, but still it’s a pritty kool place to hang out. And, thare are hidey holes ware you […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Sacred Sunlight
[ 1 ] February 11, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Sacred Sunlight

“In the sunlight of awareness, everything becomes sacred” Thich Nhat Hanh Chey says: This is why I am always lying in the sunshine. Ichiro: I love sun too. I had no idea why. Chey: It may take more sunshine for some than others.

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Ask Max Monday: Gravity Sucks
[ 8 ] February 11, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Gravity Sucks

Dear Max, Why is Gravity so mean? Love, Dio I dunno if I’d call it mean; it IS what keeps us from flying off the planet into outer space where we would pop like furry little balloons. Sure, sometimes it means thins fall on our heads and we plop down on the floor unceremoniously, but […]

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JB’s Small World and Siblings
[ 16 ] February 8, 2013 |

JB’s Small World and Siblings

You might recognize the cats in the photo as the fine-looking family of JB’s Small World blog – JellyBean (JB), Chester, CocoBean, Armani, Gaia and Charli.  Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourself and your mom to everyone? JB: There are 6 of us cats. I am the senior cat, and will be 13 in […]

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13 Cat Nail Decals for Easy DIY Nail Art!
[ 1 ] February 7, 2013 |

13 Cat Nail Decals for Easy DIY Nail Art!

Nail decals provide a quick and super easy way to add nail art to your manicure for the tiniest fraction of the price it would cost to have the art hand-painted by a manicurist. All the sets here are $5 or less. They are water-slide decals, so you just trim them, soak them in water […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Thunder and Lightning
[ 1 ] February 4, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Thunder and Lightning

“It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.” — Native Indian saying Chey: It is really much easier to aim the paw and besides, lightning does more damage when it hits. Ichiro: I am not sure how to get either of those. Chey: I’ll let you know […]

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Ask Max Monday: Spandex, Dood, Spandex…
[ 3 ] February 4, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Spandex, Dood, Spandex…

Dear Max, I just was informed that another DOG is coming to live in MY, I mean our, house!! Apparently her Man is going to the Bridge soon, and my People are adopting her. I know this dog. She isn’t bright. How do I best make her understand her Man isn’t coming back, so she […]

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2 Tigers & A Panther – Abby Normal, Stygia & Styx
[ 16 ] February 1, 2013 |

2 Tigers & A Panther – Abby Normal, Stygia & Styx

    We are pleased to have a lively trio with us today. They used to be a duo but Styx was adopted  in late 2012 so they are now T’Abby Normal, Stygian Panther & Styx. They’re ready, so let’s get started. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you each introduce yourself and your human family to […]

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Meditations with Meezers
[ 0 ] January 28, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers

“First you believe, and then you see the Light.Next you go towards the Light.Soon you are IN the Light.Now you ARE the Light.” ~ Robert Holden Chey says: This is why I shine so brightly.  I have spent so much time in the light that now I AM the light. Ichiro: Man, I have to […]

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Ask Max Monday: VD Is Coming!
[ 10 ] January 28, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: VD Is Coming!

Max, how did you get so smart? I really admire your wit and wisdom and wish that I could take things in life as well as you do! Thanks! I read a lot. I mean, there’s a lot of great information online and tons of news sites and places to look at pictures that aren’t […]

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