Category: Columns

Life From Samantha and Clementine’s Perspective
[ 20 ] June 28, 2013 |

Life From Samantha and Clementine’s Perspective

  We have the lovely Texas girls Samantha and Clementine from Life From A Cat’s Perspective with us today. They have been blogging for several years so they are well-known to many readers. But pull up a footstool and learn a little more.   Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and your family, including […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Friendship
[ 3 ] June 24, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Friendship

There are not many things in life so beautiful as true friendship, and not many things more uncommon.-unknown Chey says: Never take real friendship for granted. Ichiro: I don’t. I show my appreciation as often as possible by sitting on my friends heads. So they don’t forget me. And meowing in the middle of the night […]

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Ask Max the Feline Life Coach
[ 4 ] June 24, 2013 |

Ask Max the Feline Life Coach

Max, what’s gonna happen without Skeezy now? The world is gonna be a lot less fabulous and pink! When will the hurt go away? I don’t know when the hurt will go away. Sometimes it takes a week or so, sometimes it takes a lot longer. Skeez’s level of awesome was so high that I […]

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Skeezix …Beloved Iconic Fashionista
[ 21 ] June 21, 2013 |

Skeezix …Beloved Iconic Fashionista

    Everyone loves the multi-talented Skeezix: blogging icon at the Scratching Post, dance choreographer, Mousebreath columnist, famous fahionista in pink, best spelling student of Jeter Harris, world traveler, Mr. Tasty Face’s best furry friend, etc.   Funny Farmer Felines: You have an interesting adoption story. Tell us a little about how you joined the […]

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13 Urns and Memorials for Your Beloved Cat
[ 6 ] June 20, 2013 |

13 Urns and Memorials for Your Beloved Cat

When we experience the heartbreaking loss of cherished cats, it can be difficult in the throes of grief to think of the best way to memorialize them. Here are 13 urns and custom artworks that can serve their memory as you keep them forever in your heart. Click through for info on how to order. […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Chey Koan #2
[ 0 ] June 17, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Chey Koan #2

   “What is the sound of one cat meowing?” Chey says, “This is to make you think of what it is to be alone.” Ichiro: I hate being alone. Do I have to think about this? Chey says: And here I find the thought so incredibly peaceful.

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Swiss Cats Loupi and Zorro
[ 7 ] June 17, 2013 |

Swiss Cats Loupi and Zorro

  We are delighted to have Loupi and Zorro from the Swiss Cat Blog with us today. They meow in French, but also in English, so we are able to communicate without a problem. Let’s get started. We know you are going to enjoy their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Hi, Loupi and Zorro, It’s such […]

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Ask Max Monday: Midnight Noms
[ 6 ] June 17, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Midnight Noms

Max I need help. We are getting houseguests, dads parents are coming to stay with us for a week! His mom likes to pick me up. I like to hide and hiss at her, how do I get her to stop. She also likes to call me chunk as I am full figured. Mommy tries […]

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The TARDIS Mancat Mancave Wil Wheaton’s Cat Wants
[ 4 ] June 12, 2013 |

The TARDIS Mancat Mancave Wil Wheaton’s Cat Wants

If yoo follow Wil Wheaton’s cat on Twitter (yep thare’s just one “L” in “Wil”, it’s stoopid I know), you alreddy know that he lusts after this TARDIS cat tower. We’ve cuvered TARDIS Mancat Mancaves in the past, this is just a diffrint version. I don’t know whut its time traveling capabilities are. And do you […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Chey Koan 1
[ 1 ] June 10, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Chey Koan 1

If a cat food can is opened in an empty house, does it still make a sound? Chey says: As you expand your learning, it can be helpful to ponder such questions as you close your eyes and nap meditate for 23 hours. Ichiro: I am not sure I can do that with this one. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Vee Vant To Suck Your Blud
[ 15 ] June 10, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Vee Vant To Suck Your Blud

max What do you think of the things humans call vampires? are there cat vampires? dog ones? please shed some light on this interesting topic! Well, originally I was going to say that vampires are only figments of peoples’ wild imaginations, stories about blood suckers that came about to explain deaths they couldn’t figure out, […]

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Sweet Purrfections … Truffle & Brulee
[ 16 ] June 7, 2013 |

Sweet Purrfections … Truffle & Brulee

   The lovely sisters Truffle and Brulee from Sweet Purrfections are with us today. Many of you are already familiar with their story. Readers watched them grow from young babies into adult Divas through photos posted on the blog Mom Paula opened before they came to live with her. Funny Farmer Felines: Tell us a […]

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Mancat Mancave: Anything You Want it to Be
[ 3 ] June 5, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: Anything You Want it to Be

WalMart is a majikal place ware you can buy all kinds of plastik made-in-china krap. And this week’s Mancat Mancave is no ixsepshun. It is a modular thingie ware you just keep adding peeces until it reeches the top of the sky or yer seeling, wichever comes ferst. It has all kinds of hangie-downie things […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Fear
[ 4 ] June 3, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Fear

“In the awakened man there is no fear.” ~ The Buddha Chey says: This means when I wake up, I wake up peacefully without having anyone bothering me or scaring me. Ichiro: I wake up scared a lot and have to run and hide. I don’t know why he thinks that you have no fear […]

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Ask Max Monday: Thunder…Thunder…Thundershirts, Ho!
[ 10 ] June 3, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Thunder…Thunder…Thundershirts, Ho!

Just a quick question: Our cat is afraid of thunderstorms. Short of getting up with her when a storm hits, what can we do to ease her fears? We will be getting a different night light soon. Will that help? She scratches at the door or “knocks” at it when she’s afraid. Is there any […]

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Herman’s Hideaway … A Legacy of Love
[ 13 ] May 31, 2013 |

Herman’s Hideaway … A Legacy of Love

   We are very fortunate to have Spyro, Oja, Rocio, Bambino & Jose, the cats from Hermans Hideaway, with us today.  These special needs kitties have a special mom, Karen Jo, who blogged about cats long before she had a cat in her home. When she was able to have one, she adopted Herman, a […]

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Cleveland APL Duz Mancat Mancaves Right!
[ 5 ] May 29, 2013 |

Cleveland APL Duz Mancat Mancaves Right!

This Mancat Mancave makes me wish I wuz bak at the shelter! Kittehs in the care of the Cleveland Animal Protective League will have a hard time adjusting to life without this mega Mancat Mancave tower of fun. An annonnymouse donor made life better for Cleveland cats by beeqweething a bunch of munneys to pay […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Part of the Scenery
[ 10 ] May 27, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Part of the Scenery

“We are not victims of aging, sickness and death. These are part of scenery, not the seer, who is immune to any form of change. This seer is the spirit, the expression of eternal being.” — Deepak Chopra Chey says: The wise Dr. Chopra is telling us that we are more than just out body. After all, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Clean Toosh, Happy Face…No?
[ 9 ] May 27, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Clean Toosh, Happy Face…No?

Hey Max, is it true that your bro-kitty Buddah bit your Woman? Sometimes I want to bite but I’m afraid my mom would get really mad at me or maybe my teeth would get stuck in her skin. Yeah, dood, he totally bit her the other night, for no good reason. Buddah can go from […]

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Talking Tabbies Tommie, Gracie & Mickey Mouser
[ 12 ] May 24, 2013 |

Talking Tabbies Tommie, Gracie & Mickey Mouser

  Our subjects today are three talking tabbies for PAWS adoptions – Tommie, Gracie and Mickey Mouser.  They’re photogenic but seldom seen on the blog because their Mom Maggie photographs PAWS shelter cats and mainly posts those photos on Shelter Life. But our talking tabby friends are an integral part of the blog. Funny Farmer […]

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