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13 ’13 Cat Calendars
[ 3 ] December 27, 2012 |

13 ’13 Cat Calendars

With 2013 just days away, it’s time to think about 2013 calendars (at least if you’re like me and don’t wait until April to shop for one). We’ve got 13 of our favorite calendars for you to check out — any one of which will keep you purring until this time next year!     […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Christmas
[ 1 ] December 24, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Christmas

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.  ~Washington Irving Chey: I am really hoping for a nice fire tonight Ichiro: I am a little worried about heart burn if we have that flame of charity in our hearts. Chey: But I […]

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Ask Max Monday: MERRY CHRISTMAS DOODS!
[ 11 ] December 24, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: MERRY CHRISTMAS DOODS!

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house The kitty was hoping for something bigger than a mouse. The tree which had wonderfully sat on the floor Was lopsided now, the ornaments, well, no more. The lights that were on it were off and cold And the wires chewed just so by the […]

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Handsome Mancat Brofurs… Junior, Orion & Sammy
[ 26 ] December 21, 2012 |

Handsome Mancat Brofurs… Junior, Orion & Sammy

We are privileged to bring you Junior – or Junior Babee, as we first knew him – Orion and Sammy today.  Many of you have also known and counted them as blogging friends for a number of years, but we’re pretty confident you’ll learn something new about them today. Or at least be reminded of […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Gift Suggestions
[ 4 ] December 17, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Gift Suggestions

Christmas gift suggestions:  To your enemy, forgiveness.  To an opponent, tolerance.  To a friend, your heart.  To a customer, service.  To all, charity.  To every child, a good example.  To yourself, respect.  ~Oren Arnold Chey says: I hope you appreciate my tolerance and charity and good example Ichiro: And here I gave you my heart…

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Ask Max Monday: Don’t Dropkick the Kitten
[ 2 ] December 17, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Don’t Dropkick the Kitten

We has this foster kitten that everyone thinks we are keeping but mom keeps denying it but we suspect she is not telling the truth. Will we still get presents from santa paws if we kick him over the rail of the balcony so he doesn’t stay here? THANKS – the permanent residents of Random […]

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Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman
[ 12 ] December 16, 2012 |

Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman

Mickey Mantle, notuble for his services as doorman at the Hotel Harris on Lon Guyland, has gone to The Bridge. He is survived by his brudders Jeter Harris, Matsui, and that stoopid kitten Joba.

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Trout Talking Tabbies … Boomer, Dai$y, Sauce & Tuna
[ 29 ] December 14, 2012 |

Trout Talking Tabbies … Boomer, Dai$y, Sauce & Tuna

We are pleased as a bear snagging a salmon to bring you an entertaining blogging family we’re sure many of you have not yet met, Da Tabbies O Trout Towne. They’re somewhat (well, not exactly) new to blogging but they’re making quite a name for themselves. They are excellent spellers who speak and spell fo […]

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10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off
[ 3 ] December 11, 2012 |

10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off

OK, they’re teknikly dawg swetters, but they werk on cats, too. Baxter Boo is having a pre-holiday clearinse sale on a jillion things, inklooding theeze kyoot krissmiss swetters and jakkits: Red and green “Joy” tee is only $9; was $22.50*.   This red moose swetter was $52.50, now $20.  It’s got snowflakes and mooses on it and […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Good and Evil
[ 0 ] December 10, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Good and Evil

  “Hasten to do good; restrain your mind from evil. He who is slow in doing good, his mind delights in evil.” ~ The Buddha Chey: This is why I always move quickly because I am doing good. Ichiro: I move quickly too. Chey: But moving quickly to sit on my head is not doing […]

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Pimp Your Mancave with this Raw Sheep’s Wool Throw
[ 1 ] December 10, 2012 |

Pimp Your Mancave with this Raw Sheep’s Wool Throw

It’s grate if you have the mancat mancave of yer dreems — if you’ve been following me, I’m shur you pikt out yer faverite by now. But after you git it, you need to pimp it out, and this cat mat is just the ticket. It’s kind of a complikayted process, so I’ll let the […]

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Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat A Box…
[ 5 ] December 10, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat A Box…

  Ok, on a serious note, Max I haf a prollem with mine the mom. See, I try and be a cool dood like you (mine hero) but mine the mom is constantly playing kissy face then I can’t help it I start playing kissy face back. And I run to her when she calls […]

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Moe, Mindy, Cookie & Mike a.k.a. Team Tabby
[ 24 ] December 7, 2012 |

Moe, Mindy, Cookie & Mike a.k.a. Team Tabby

Pull up a soft cushion and join us in learning more about Moe, Mindy, Cookie and Mike – a.k.a. Team Tabby. We’ve been reading their blog for a few years now and still learned a few things we didn’t know – or possibly knew but forgot. So even if you’re old friends of the team, […]

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Leopard Chaise for Your Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] December 3, 2012 |

Leopard Chaise for Your Mancat Mancave

  This leopard print chaze is a cat bed to beet all cat beds. Swank and sexy, it will be the envy of all yer cat frends. It’s cuverd in a soft chuneele fabrik and has a sturdy wood frame. Even the stoopidest of peeple can assembul it cuz all you need to do is […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Walk Alone
[ 4 ] December 3, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Walk Alone

  If a man does not find a prudent, righteous companion to walk with, let him continue walking alone like a king who has left his conquered country behind. — The Dhammapada Cheysuli says: This is why I walk alone. Ichiro: I think I am in my conquered country so I walk with whomever I […]

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Ask Max: No Worries, Santa Is On Our Side, Doods
[ 3 ] December 2, 2012 |

Ask Max: No Worries, Santa Is On Our Side, Doods

Dear Max, I’ve had a set-back, nice/naughty list-wise. But I managed a single jump triple ricochet dog-Woman-Man half gainer to the floor on the other side of the bed! At 4am. But, dood, it was awesome! Then I kinda got caught on the counter where I *know* I’m not supposed to be, but something up […]

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Sparkle the Designer Cat … with Binga & Boodie
[ 33 ] November 30, 2012 |

Sparkle the Designer Cat … with Binga & Boodie

When we asked the lovely Sparkle the Designer Cat if she would like to be interviewed for Mousebreath, we were pleased by her response: “Actually I would LOVE being interviewed! Especially since Time, Newsweek and USA Today all fell through (j/k)! But yeah, I think Mousebreath is more important than those dumb human-written rags anyway.” […]

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13 Fab Feline Fashion Finds for Your Holiday Gift List
[ 3 ] November 29, 2012 |

13 Fab Feline Fashion Finds for Your Holiday Gift List

Whether you’re a kitteh or cat lady, here are 13 ModCloth items that are purrfect for you or the cat lover in your life, whether it’s a gift for Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, the Winter Solstice, or Boxing Day. It’s never too early to start your holiday gift shopping list! Caramel and sea salt, rock and […]

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Pink CAT-illac Luxury Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] November 26, 2012 |

Pink CAT-illac Luxury Mancat Mancave

If I’d a been Skeezix, I woulda wet my pants win I ferst saw this luxury pink CATillac Mancat Mancave. Is thare a gerlcat alive hoo wouldn’t do ANYTHING for a chance to ride along with you in this baby? Ferst of all, it’s the best kind of car EVER! A CONVERTIBUL CATILLAC!!!! Convertibul tee-berds […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Work and Love
[ 0 ] November 26, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Work and Love

  Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy. ~ Khalil Gibran Chey says: This is why I so seldom work. […]

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