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Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.

Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.

Max, one of my kitties keeps getting outside and then she gets on the roof and hollers her head off for us to come get her. She’s supposed to be an indoor-only kitty, but she pops a window open and sneaks out. We always make sure the windows are locked (and child-locked) but sometimes someone […]

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Quite Cute Kwee Cats

Quite Cute Kwee Cats

We are back with another series of cat blogger interviews.  This time we have a feline family of seven: Domino, Duchess, Piewhackits, Oliver, Pungy, Odysseus and Sneaky Pie.  We have known them as the Kwee Cats since they began blogging but they recently renamed their blog Kwee Cats & Art. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Myth

Meditations with Meezers: Myth

Unfold your own myth.” ― Rumi, The Essential Rumi Chey says: I am always striving to do this. Ichiro: Yes, I do think much of what you believe about yourself is a myth.

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Ask Max Monday: Just Eat the Chicken…

Ask Max Monday: Just Eat the Chicken…

Max, is it okay to wake up our human at our alarm clock? As you know, uhm..our alarm clock is different from human Of course it is. If you don’t, they’ll just stew in their own rapidly decaying slumber-laden stink, and the longer they remain in it the harder it is for them to get […]

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Ask Max Monday: Jump! Ya might as well ju-ump…

Ask Max Monday: Jump! Ya might as well ju-ump…

Max, what should I do if my cat misses his jump? Should I carry him to where he wants to go or would that be too embarassing? I have a rather clumsy orange kitty. Video tape him. Seriously. Just tell him he’ll be an Internet star if he lets you. He won’t mind. After that…if […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Prison

Meditations with Meezers: Prison

Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open? ~Rumi Chey says: So when the cat carrier is open, you have to jump out immediately. Ichiro: I know. I do that very fast. And when the sliding door is open. Chey: And if only that would close again…

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Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Life

Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Life

The true experience is living your own life. Then, even the holiest of words are only words.’ ~ Deng Ming-Dao Chey says: And because I live my own life, and know that words are only words, I am a wise cat. I get on the counters even when the humans say no. Ichiro: Umm… I […]

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Ask Max Monday: You Are Your Own Alarm Clock

Ask Max Monday: You Are Your Own Alarm Clock

Max, our the mom is totally GROSS. We need to know how to retaliate from the unfortunate “chunk blast” that Sammy got in the way of. Yeah yeah, the mom will tell you that he was straddling the human litterbox while she was TRYING to NOT blow chunks on him and he would not move […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Happy

Meditations with Meezers: Happy

  Realize you can be happy this moment for no reason. Arthur D. Saftlass Chey says: This is as good of a reason as any to start randomly playing with toys. Ichiro: Or to sit on your head.

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Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.

Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.

Max, we gots no spring here by Shikoggo. It’s still snowing and being crappy, and now the food lady is sick. When we sniff her mouf, it smells like coff drops and sads. She sleeps too late and sniffs a lot, and she needs a baff (we bofe tried to baff her, but she doesn’t […]

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Meditations with Meezers: A Trusted Friend

Meditations with Meezers: A Trusted Friend

“…a trusted friend is the best relative…” The Buddah Chey says: Because you cannot pick your relatives, it is important to pick trusted friends. Ichiro: And you picked ME! Chey: To say I “picked” you is a generous way of looking at it. Ichiro: That’s okay! I’ll sit on your head anyway. Because I love […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Science, *1#%@$^ !!

Ask Max Monday: It’s Science, *1#%@$^ !!

Max… we has a physics question for you. How is it that foster kittens aren’t very big, but they sound like the thundering horde when they run down a hallway?? thanks – the random felines I think it’s due to compression factors. Kittens are composed mostly of cartilage, rubbery ligaments and tendons, copious amounts of […]

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Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House

Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House

It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog.  She is quite the popular, loveable character.  Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Cathy Keisha: I’m Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the World’s Most Stunning […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish

Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish

“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ―Rumi Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished. Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.

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Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?

Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?

Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady she’s adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was “between houses.” Now she owns the food lady’s house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, […]

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Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash

Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash

This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the…  Oh, wait, she’s not the Elvira of horror story fame.  The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Elvira: I am Elvira, a […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Light

Meditations with Meezers: Light

“If light is in your heart, You will find your way home…” ~ Rumi Chey says: This means that you will always find a way home if you have love and light in your heart. Ichiro: If Find Chey Friday is any indication, your heart is pretty dark Chey: Home, in this case is figurative, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Climb Every Mount…Person

Ask Max Monday: Climb Every Mount…Person

Dear Max, The food lady works from home 3 days a week. You’d think this would would be good news. After all, like the food lady sez, “Stinky goodness doesn’t grow on trees, girls.” We were hoping for all-day breffus buffay, more scritches, and more napping on the food lady’s legs and boobs. (Yes, you […]

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Mum’s Camera-Shy Helper … Alice Marie

Mum’s Camera-Shy Helper … Alice Marie

It’s a pleasure to introduce many of our readers to a new kitty who has only been blogging for a few months, Alice Marie from Alice 101.  She leads an interesting life on a farm and helps her mom make nip toys. That’s a job most of us kitties would love to have. Funny Farmer […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Share a Breath

Meditations with Meezers: Share a Breath

All things share the same breath — the beast, the tree, the man, the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports. ~Chief Seattle (Ts’ial-la-kum), Suquamish and Duwamish tribes Chey says:  This means as distasteful as it is, we may share a spirit and a breath. Ichiro: What’s distasteful about it? I like […]

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