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Ask Max Monday: Your People Never Get THAT Mature…
[ 6 ] January 7, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Your People Never Get THAT Mature…

Well as you know we have a new baby comming and now there is talk of Moving. What is that and what do we do. There is rumblings of a fireplace and more room and really big windows to sit in front of. And they say the local turkey gang hangs in the yard. But […]

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Tober, Library Cat with Staff
[ 21 ] January 4, 2013 |

Tober, Library Cat with Staff

Many of you already know Tober the library cat. He’s been blogging since 2008, despite his daily duties associated with keeping the library running smoothly and his Staff in line. We’re grateful he blocked out some time for us because as we all know, humans are notoriously hard to train and even harder to keep […]

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Resolve Not to Buy Cheap Crap from China: 13 Etsy Shops for Cat Lovers
[ 3 ] January 3, 2013 |

Resolve Not to Buy Cheap Crap from China: 13 Etsy Shops for Cat Lovers

If you haven’t completed your New Year’s resolutions yet (mine usually aren’t done until mid-August), how about resolving not to buy cheap crap from China and insteaed, patronize crafters who put love and care into everything they make. To that end, we’ve put together 13 Etsy shops that cat lovers should favorite. Wrapt Cats is […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Blessings
[ 2 ] December 31, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Blessings

“You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings.” ~ Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love  Chey says: I never miss an opportunity to participate either.   Ichiro: I’m up at 3 AM participating! Chey: Sometimes sleep is a blessing Chey and Ichiro: May you have many blessings to participate in for 2013

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Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
[ 14 ] December 31, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

HAY MAX HOW MUCH REEL LIVE FRESH DED KRAB CAN I EAT BEEFORE MY BELLY IXPLODES AND MY GUTZ SPRAY ALL OVER THE WALLS CUZ THATS WHY MY LADEY WONT GIVE ME ANY MORE AND I THINK SHE JUST WANTS TO KEEP IT ALL TO HERSELF. Man, I’m pretty sure that you can take in […]

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end uv da yeer song frum yerz truly
[ 8 ] December 29, 2012 |

end uv da yeer song frum yerz truly

wen i red da grate poem mi frend max rote fer christmas … i knew i wanned to rite a song fer mi teem da noo york yankeez so mi brudder matsui an i put our hedz together an came up wid da followin, which shood be sung to da toon uv auld lang syne […]

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baseball in december?  wut da????
[ 2 ] December 28, 2012 |

baseball in december? wut da????

yes brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … da grate hideki matsui, hizself, haz annownced dat he iz retiring. mi mom an i luv matsui … heck … i havva brudder named fer him. heer’z a little backgrownd fer u: in 1993 matsui joined da yomiuri giants in japan. dis teem iz da […]

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The Furries of Whisppy
[ 37 ] December 28, 2012 |

The Furries of Whisppy

  The Furries of Whisppy … Cosmo, Ling, Meow-Me, Boomer, Felix, Tutu & Coco We have quite an interesting group of felines to interview today, the Furries of Whisppy.  So without further ado, we’d like to introduce Cosmo, Ling, Meow-Me, Felix, Boomer, Coco and Tutu. And the honorary eighth furry (that woofs) that started it […]

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13 ’13 Cat Calendars
[ 3 ] December 27, 2012 |

13 ’13 Cat Calendars

With 2013 just days away, it’s time to think about 2013 calendars (at least if you’re like me and don’t wait until April to shop for one). We’ve got 13 of our favorite calendars for you to check out — any one of which will keep you purring until this time next year!     […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Christmas
[ 1 ] December 24, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Christmas

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.  ~Washington Irving Chey: I am really hoping for a nice fire tonight Ichiro: I am a little worried about heart burn if we have that flame of charity in our hearts. Chey: But I […]

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Ask Max Monday: MERRY CHRISTMAS DOODS!
[ 11 ] December 24, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: MERRY CHRISTMAS DOODS!

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house The kitty was hoping for something bigger than a mouse. The tree which had wonderfully sat on the floor Was lopsided now, the ornaments, well, no more. The lights that were on it were off and cold And the wires chewed just so by the […]

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Handsome Mancat Brofurs… Junior, Orion & Sammy
[ 26 ] December 21, 2012 |

Handsome Mancat Brofurs… Junior, Orion & Sammy

We are privileged to bring you Junior – or Junior Babee, as we first knew him – Orion and Sammy today.  Many of you have also known and counted them as blogging friends for a number of years, but we’re pretty confident you’ll learn something new about them today. Or at least be reminded of […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Gift Suggestions
[ 4 ] December 17, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Gift Suggestions

Christmas gift suggestions:  To your enemy, forgiveness.  To an opponent, tolerance.  To a friend, your heart.  To a customer, service.  To all, charity.  To every child, a good example.  To yourself, respect.  ~Oren Arnold Chey says: I hope you appreciate my tolerance and charity and good example Ichiro: And here I gave you my heart…

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Ask Max Monday: Don’t Dropkick the Kitten
[ 2 ] December 17, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Don’t Dropkick the Kitten

We has this foster kitten that everyone thinks we are keeping but mom keeps denying it but we suspect she is not telling the truth. Will we still get presents from santa paws if we kick him over the rail of the balcony so he doesn’t stay here? THANKS – the permanent residents of Random […]

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Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman
[ 12 ] December 16, 2012 |

Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman

Mickey Mantle, notuble for his services as doorman at the Hotel Harris on Lon Guyland, has gone to The Bridge. He is survived by his brudders Jeter Harris, Matsui, and that stoopid kitten Joba.

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Trout Talking Tabbies … Boomer, Dai$y, Sauce & Tuna
[ 29 ] December 14, 2012 |

Trout Talking Tabbies … Boomer, Dai$y, Sauce & Tuna

We are pleased as a bear snagging a salmon to bring you an entertaining blogging family we’re sure many of you have not yet met, Da Tabbies O Trout Towne. They’re somewhat (well, not exactly) new to blogging but they’re making quite a name for themselves. They are excellent spellers who speak and spell fo […]

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10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off
[ 3 ] December 11, 2012 |

10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off

OK, they’re teknikly dawg swetters, but they werk on cats, too. Baxter Boo is having a pre-holiday clearinse sale on a jillion things, inklooding theeze kyoot krissmiss swetters and jakkits: Red and green “Joy” tee is only $9; was $22.50*.   This red moose swetter was $52.50, now $20.  It’s got snowflakes and mooses on it and […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Good and Evil
[ 0 ] December 10, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Good and Evil

  “Hasten to do good; restrain your mind from evil. He who is slow in doing good, his mind delights in evil.” ~ The Buddha Chey: This is why I always move quickly because I am doing good. Ichiro: I move quickly too. Chey: But moving quickly to sit on my head is not doing […]

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Pimp Your Mancave with this Raw Sheep’s Wool Throw
[ 1 ] December 10, 2012 |

Pimp Your Mancave with this Raw Sheep’s Wool Throw

It’s grate if you have the mancat mancave of yer dreems — if you’ve been following me, I’m shur you pikt out yer faverite by now. But after you git it, you need to pimp it out, and this cat mat is just the ticket. It’s kind of a complikayted process, so I’ll let the […]

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Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat A Box…
[ 5 ] December 10, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: If You Give A Cat A Box…

  Ok, on a serious note, Max I haf a prollem with mine the mom. See, I try and be a cool dood like you (mine hero) but mine the mom is constantly playing kissy face then I can’t help it I start playing kissy face back. And I run to her when she calls […]

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