Category: Columns

Not Quite a Mancat Mancave, but Grate for Divebombing the Dog
[ 1 ] February 11, 2013 |

Not Quite a Mancat Mancave, but Grate for Divebombing the Dog

If yer a klimer like me, you will LOVE this Necobaco modern cat tree. Now, it duzn’t qwite qwalify as a mancat mancave cuz thare’s no place to put a flat skreen teevee or lounge with yer gerlcats, but still it’s a pritty kool place to hang out. And, thare are hidey holes ware you […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Sacred Sunlight
[ 1 ] February 11, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Sacred Sunlight

“In the sunlight of awareness, everything becomes sacred” Thich Nhat Hanh Chey says: This is why I am always lying in the sunshine. Ichiro: I love sun too. I had no idea why. Chey: It may take more sunshine for some than others.

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Ask Max Monday: Gravity Sucks
[ 8 ] February 11, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Gravity Sucks

Dear Max, Why is Gravity so mean? Love, Dio I dunno if I’d call it mean; it IS what keeps us from flying off the planet into outer space where we would pop like furry little balloons. Sure, sometimes it means thins fall on our heads and we plop down on the floor unceremoniously, but […]

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JB’s Small World and Siblings
[ 16 ] February 8, 2013 |

JB’s Small World and Siblings

You might recognize the cats in the photo as the fine-looking family of JB’s Small World blog – JellyBean (JB), Chester, CocoBean, Armani, Gaia and Charli.  Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourself and your mom to everyone? JB: There are 6 of us cats. I am the senior cat, and will be 13 in […]

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13 Cat Nail Decals for Easy DIY Nail Art!
[ 1 ] February 7, 2013 |

13 Cat Nail Decals for Easy DIY Nail Art!

Nail decals provide a quick and super easy way to add nail art to your manicure for the tiniest fraction of the price it would cost to have the art hand-painted by a manicurist. All the sets here are $5 or less. They are water-slide decals, so you just trim them, soak them in water […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Thunder and Lightning
[ 1 ] February 4, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Thunder and Lightning

“It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.” — Native Indian saying Chey: It is really much easier to aim the paw and besides, lightning does more damage when it hits. Ichiro: I am not sure how to get either of those. Chey: I’ll let you know […]

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Ask Max Monday: Spandex, Dood, Spandex…
[ 3 ] February 4, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Spandex, Dood, Spandex…

Dear Max, I just was informed that another DOG is coming to live in MY, I mean our, house!! Apparently her Man is going to the Bridge soon, and my People are adopting her. I know this dog. She isn’t bright. How do I best make her understand her Man isn’t coming back, so she […]

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2 Tigers & A Panther – Abby Normal, Stygia & Styx
[ 16 ] February 1, 2013 |

2 Tigers & A Panther – Abby Normal, Stygia & Styx

    We are pleased to have a lively trio with us today. They used to be a duo but Styx was adopted  in late 2012 so they are now T’Abby Normal, Stygian Panther & Styx. They’re ready, so let’s get started. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you each introduce yourself and your human family to […]

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Meditations with Meezers
[ 0 ] January 28, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers

“First you believe, and then you see the Light.Next you go towards the Light.Soon you are IN the Light.Now you ARE the Light.” ~ Robert Holden Chey says: This is why I shine so brightly.  I have spent so much time in the light that now I AM the light. Ichiro: Man, I have to […]

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Ask Max Monday: VD Is Coming!
[ 10 ] January 28, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: VD Is Coming!

Max, how did you get so smart? I really admire your wit and wisdom and wish that I could take things in life as well as you do! Thanks! I read a lot. I mean, there’s a lot of great information online and tons of news sites and places to look at pictures that aren’t […]

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Random Felines … Flourishing Failed Fosters
[ 27 ] January 25, 2013 |

Random Felines … Flourishing Failed Fosters

This week our special guests are the three stooges Larry, Curly and Mo … we mean the three feline stooges Tim, Tom and Mozart and their siblings Maestro, Ivy, Spud and Junior. Together, they are the Random Felines.  We know you’ll enjoy meeting them for the first time or getting to know them better, so […]

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Meowvelous Movies: Kitten Playing with Rat
[ 0 ] January 22, 2013 |

Meowvelous Movies: Kitten Playing with Rat

I have a reely good moovey to rekummend this week. It’s a kitten playing with a rat. Obviussly, this kitteh has not been tawt not to play with her noms, wich is good cuz it makes fur an amyoozing moovey. It’s got a lot of akshun, too, with the rat running arownd in circles. And […]

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Cosmic Mancat Mancave
[ 2 ] January 21, 2013 |

Cosmic Mancat Mancave

Well, my frends, I have a good mancat mancave for yoo this week. It’s called a Cosmic Cat Tower and it looks like sumthing the Purple Peeple Eater wood liv in if he wuz a cat. It’s 76″ tall which is 6 feet – (let’s see, carry the 7… or is it carry the 2?) […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Divinity
[ 1 ] January 21, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Divinity

“Purity of speech, of the mind, of the senses, and of a compassionate heart are needed by one who desires to rise to the divine platform.” ~ Chanakya Chey says: This can take time for those who are not already divine, which means you will have to work at all these things daily. Ichiro: How […]

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Ask Max Monday: An M-Word is Coming. So Is A Blurpy!
[ 4 ] January 21, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: An M-Word is Coming. So Is A Blurpy!

Dear Max, This is the human asking you questions not the cats. I want some advise. We are moving in 3 weeks to a new bigger place and then about a month later the baby will be arriving. How do I prepare the cats for all of this? Any suggestions on how to make everything […]

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Second Time Around Love for Cory & Siblings
[ 41 ] January 18, 2013 |

Second Time Around Love for Cory & Siblings

Our guests this week are those nine good-looking gardening kitties (plus one quiet woofie) from the Cory Cat Blog.  They are an interesting houseful of feline personalities. (It’s no wonder poor Grete never got a word in the entire interview.) We know you’ll enjoy them and they have a lot to say, so we’ll dive […]

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Didn’t Get a Pony for Christmas?
[ 3 ] January 16, 2013 |

Didn’t Get a Pony for Christmas?

Evry yeer I want to git a pony for Krissmiss, but so far, it’s a no-go. I wood take good care of a pony, but the Food Lady sez she’d be the one ending up kleening its poop and feeding it. I did not point out to her that, hey, that’s her job, becuz I’m […]

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Himalayan Mancat Mancave to Attract Himalayan Gerlcats
[ 1 ] January 14, 2013 |

Himalayan Mancat Mancave to Attract Himalayan Gerlcats

If you’ve got yer eyes on a pawticular Himalayan gerlcat, have I got the mancat mancave for you! It’s a Himalayan cat tower that is a whopping seven feets tall and it looks like sumthing frum Lost Horizons. It’s got 2 condos in the middle of it that konnekt with each other, and sisal skrachers […]

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Meditations with Meezers
[ 3 ] January 14, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers

“The real voyage of discovery consists, not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.” ~ Marcel Proust Chey says: This means that you can see something new in every situation, no matter how common. Ichiro: Thank heavens.  I was worried I’d need an operation.

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Ask Max Monday: Pumpkin! PUMPKIN POOP!
[ 5 ] January 14, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Pumpkin! PUMPKIN POOP!

Dear Max, I made the best farts ever. They had a good bouquet and a lingering aroma, but then I made a whole bunch not so good poops and now I has to eat a pumpkin. It makes my tongue orange and the other kitties tease me. Will I have to eat pumpkins forever or […]

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