Category: Columns

Meditations with Meezers: Island of Good Will
[ 1 ] May 20, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Island of Good Will

How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise of good will. -Albert Einstein Chey says: I believe this island is populated only by cats. Ichiro: But then who feeds them stinky goodness?

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Ask Max Monday: Good Thinks + Big Brain = Me. Right?
[ 8 ] May 20, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Good Thinks + Big Brain = Me. Right?

Dear Max, My mommy and daddy went out and came back with necklaces for me and my brother just like the big kitties wear! Only mine kept getting stuck in my mouth so they took it off and said I was still too little to wear a necklace. Now my brother makes fun of me […]

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Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
[ 10 ] May 17, 2013 |

Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya

  Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not […]

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Rustic Rattan Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] May 13, 2013 |

Rustic Rattan Mancat Mancave

This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Live Together
[ 3 ] May 13, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Live Together

We all have to live together, so we might as well live together happily.– HH the Dalai Lama Chey says: He is saying that you might want to try to get along with me and stop being so bossy. Ichiro: But I love you. That’s why I always want to sit on your head so […]

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Ask Max Monday: In Which Manner Shalt I Whiz?
[ 11 ] May 13, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: In Which Manner Shalt I Whiz?

Max! I need help! I heard the people talk about coyotes in my neighborhood and how some cats have been found DEAD and I go outside a lot! What should I do! Stay inside! Dear Max, I wented to the doctor and he gave me a shot in my back and now I have to […]

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Cat Blogger Casting Call
[ 24 ] May 10, 2013 |

Cat Blogger Casting Call

  If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an established following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. […]

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Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat
[ 1 ] May 6, 2013 |

Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat

  This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with  a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling.  Now, if you don’t like the green […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Gentleness
[ 3 ] May 6, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Gentleness

“Be wise. Treat yourself, your mind, sympathetically, with loving kindness. If you are gentle with yourself, you will become gentle with others.” ~ Lama Thubten Yeshe Chey says: This is why I am so gentle on myself, so that if I work hard I will even be gentle with you. Ichiro: Man, you still have […]

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Ask Max Monday: Shave Your Shorts!
[ 5 ] May 6, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Shave Your Shorts!

Hey Max, I have a question for you. My kitties usually sleep with me. The past couple of nights they have not. What’s up with that? I am missing my snuggle cats. Try showering. That might help. Dear Max – why is it MY fault that lamps and stuff is not glued down onto tables […]

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Mancat Mancave: The Palace!
[ 1 ] April 29, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: The Palace!

Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a […]

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Ask Max Monday: Know When To Fold ‘Em
[ 6 ] April 29, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Know When To Fold ‘Em

Dear Max, I want to ask you a very purrsonal question and it is okay if you don’t want to answer it because it is purrsonal and all. See, I whine and cry and thrash when mommie tries to trim my claws because I just know she’ll slip and cut the whole end of my […]

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The Celestials … Star and Leo
[ 15 ] April 26, 2013 |

The Celestials … Star and Leo

  This week we are pleased to present the popular gray Celestial Kitties, Star and Leo, otherwise known as Princess Hissyface and Conan the Barbarian. (Life must be very interesting around their house.) Find a comfortable spot around the computer monitor or laptop and we’ll begin their interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves […]

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Mancat Mancave: The Ultimate Cat Tower
[ 4 ] April 22, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: The Ultimate Cat Tower

Sumtimes you run acrost stuff on the innernets that make you sit up and say “I wish I’d thot of that!” And this is one of those times. Some cat by the name of Doug Savage made this blooprint (wich for sum reezin is NOT bloo) of the ultimate cat tower wich also looks like […]

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Ask Max Monday: If Not The Bridge, Then What?
[ 18 ] April 22, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: If Not The Bridge, Then What?

Why do I have to suffer when mine the mom decides to “eat healthy” and not have wheat anymore? Do you know what wheat makes? wheat makes FRENCH TOAST. Why must I suffer for her problems? Because people are MEAN, dood. All they think about is themselves and what THEY want to eat and how […]

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Quilting Kitties, Angel and Kirby
[ 12 ] April 19, 2013 |

Quilting Kitties, Angel and Kirby

  Today we feature the good-looking tuxedo cats from A Wizard and an Angel blog, Angel and Kirby. They have a lot to tell you about their lives as bloggers, so we’ll get right to the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and your mom and dad to everyone? Angel & Kirby: Hello! […]

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13 Purrfect Pieces of Cat Jewelry
[ 2 ] April 18, 2013 |

13 Purrfect Pieces of Cat Jewelry

This week we have some fun cat jewelry that’s purrfect for everything from everyday to dress up. Click any image for more info or to purchase. Enjoy! We love this beret-wearing chat. Mignon! (We wonder if he knows Henri!?) Edward Gorey was a confirmed cat guy, and this pin celebrates his feline fascination. This lazey-dazey […]

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Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts! Or Sniff Them. Or…Whatever
[ 10 ] April 15, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts! Or Sniff Them. Or…Whatever

So this foster kitten girl showed up. But she hisses and growls all the time. Mom said it is ok for us to smack her a little to teach her “the way of the cat”. But normally all we hear is “stop that” when we try to smack foster kittens. Now what??? Well…yeah, normally people […]

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Mancat Mancave: Classy Mid-Century Modern Cat Bed
[ 1 ] April 15, 2013 |

Mancat Mancave: Classy Mid-Century Modern Cat Bed

This RONDO cat bed won’t fit vary many gerlcats inside with you. But it is vary klassy looking. Yer peeple will like to put it in places ware cumpany hoo comes to vizit with you can see it. And it has opshunul aksesseries like a skratching surfiss that can be attached to the post, or […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Evil Disappears
[ 2 ] April 15, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Evil Disappears

“Give evil nothing to oppose and it will disappear by itself,” Lao Tzu Chey says: I understand this is true. I keep hoping it will work with other things like you. That is why I never fight you when you sit on my head. Ichiro: But I thought you liked it. Chey: Why would I […]

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