Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: Turning Tricks
[ 6 ] February 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Turning Tricks

Dear Max – something terrible has happened here. We have always enjoyed nomming on certain dry kibbles and certain canned stinky goodness. Well, the canned stinky goodness just sits and sits in the cabinet, and now we see that the bag for our dry kibble has changed. And it tastes like cardboard. Poor Nicky has […]

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The Daily Deeds of Carlos Cat
[ 6 ] February 14, 2014 |

The Daily Deeds of Carlos Cat

What a privilege to sit down with Finland’s own Carlos from The Daily Cat blog.  He is an indoor kitty who keeps his secretary well-supplied with post materials and travels annually to paradise, a place all kitties would give their longest whiskers to visit. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human family. Carlos: […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Effort
[ 3 ] February 10, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Effort

All the effort in the world won’t matter if you’re not inspired.”- Chuck Palahniuk Chey says: This is why if I’m not inspired I sleep. Ichiro: Man, you never get inspired do you?

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Ask Max Monday: Hello Kitty Pillow
[ 3 ] February 10, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Hello Kitty Pillow

Oh wize guru Max, I have a question for you. Why is the human so stoooopid? It takes forever for the elder cat and me to get through to her! The Elder cat, Fudgie, sits on the back of her chair staring at the empty food bowl and flapping her tail into the woman’s face, […]

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The Cool Cats from Cherry City
[ 15 ] February 7, 2014 |

The Cool Cats from Cherry City

We are pleased to have Harry, Tipp, Dexter and Willow of Cherry City Kitties with us today, and we’re sure you’ll enjoy getting to know them better.  They’re a fun group of furries. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Harry: I’m Harry, the oldest and handsomest. Tipp: I’m a house panther. Well, […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart
[ 1 ] February 3, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart

“I looked in temples, churches and mosques but I found the Divine within my heart” –Rumi Chey says: As always we shouldn’t look outside ourselves for answers. We should know we’re divine Ichiro: I thought it was that you always find something in the last place you look?

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Ask Max Monday: =sniff=
[ 7 ] February 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: =sniff=

I told Buddah I didn’t have any questions to answer this week. Now, I had expected him to suddenly ask me a bunch of questions, but no, he felt bad for me. Or maybe he felt bad because he invested his evening in watching the Superb owl. He was so disappointed when he realized it […]

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Still Napping
[ 9 ] January 31, 2014 |

Still Napping

We would love to blame our Jan for the lack of an interview again this week, but, regretfully, we must inform you this isn’t her fault.  This time!  Due to technical difficulties with our computer, we were offline most of the week and were unable to get an interview prepared. We will be back next […]

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Ask Max Monday: Dear Me
[ 9 ] January 27, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Dear Me

All right, dood, you’re twelve and a half years old now; you’ve gotten some quality living under your furry belt. Think back to the day you got your forever home. What would your current self tell your kitten self? ~Vader Dear Newby Max, Right about now you’re in the car of the Really Tall Guy […]

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Nap Time
[ 0 ] January 24, 2014 |

Nap Time

We are taking a break this week, but we should return next Friday with another interview. We are always interested to hear from any cat who is currently blogging and would like to be interviewed, so any time you would like your name on the list, meow at us.

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Meditations with Meezers: Being Better
[ 2 ] January 20, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Being Better

Do not try to use what you learn to be a better Buddhist; use it to be a better whatever-you-already-are The Dalai Lama Chey says: This is why we are becoming better cats because that is how I am teaching you. Ichiro: That’s good because I’m not sure what a Buddhist is.

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Ask Max Monday: The Holes in a People’s Heart
[ 5 ] January 20, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Holes in a People’s Heart

Hiya Max, it’s us again. I’ve been wanting to write and say thanks you for your good advices back 2 months ago when my sisfur Winky went to the Rainbow Bridge – we all thought you gave us some good ideas on how we could feel better and how to help makes the Mom feel […]

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The Blogging, Texting, Haiku Writing Cats
[ 6 ] January 17, 2014 |

The Blogging, Texting, Haiku Writing Cats

Our interview subjects for today are Athena, Dawn, Elsa Clair and Calvin from the blog Life with Dogs and Cats. As you can tell by the blog title, the kitties have some woofie siblings, just as we do. We won’t be interviewing them, but we hope you will go by to meet them too. After […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Falling into Place
[ 3 ] January 13, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Falling into Place

“Ego says, ‘Once everything falls into place, I will feel peace.’ Spirit says, ‘Find your peace and then everything will fall into place.’” Marianne Williamson Chey says: Basically no matter how you go about it, you get peace and everything falls into place. Ichiro: So was there a  lesson there? Chey: Always take a nap […]

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Ask Max Monday: Carpe the Diem
[ 2 ] January 13, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Carpe the Diem

Max, Santy Claws brawt us a remote control mousie to chase. The food lady is having waaaay too much fun wiff it. Even after we’re done wiff it, she won’t leave us alone. We could bat da mousie under da fridge next time or have the remote meet wiff some unfortunate accident involving an open […]

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The Furry Purries of Purrchance to Dream
[ 10 ] January 10, 2014 |

The Furry Purries of Purrchance to Dream

It is an honor to have the Purries of Purrchance to Dream as our guests today. If you haven’t yet met all of them, you most likely are acquainted with Little Isis who runs the Cat Blogosphere.  Well, perhaps with a little assistance from her human, but don’t be fooled by her good looks.  She’s […]

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Ask Max Monday: Dealing With The Big Booms
[ 2 ] January 6, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Dealing With The Big Booms

Dear Max, Happy New Year! I have been reading your column and your blog for about a year now. You’re smart and a cat – what’s not to like? I’d like to get you opinion on this. We are trying to encourage Knuckles to spend more time in other rooms of the house besides the […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Choosing Kindness
[ 1 ] January 6, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Choosing Kindness

“Deeds of kindness are equal in weight to all the commandments.” ~The Talmud Chey says: So if it comes between doing what I say or being kind, you can choose, but I recommend going with what I say. Ichiro: But what if what you say to do  isn’t kind? Chey says: I always recommend kindness! […]

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Sparky Spitfire … Whatsername Butter Monster
[ 11 ] January 3, 2014 |

Sparky Spitfire … Whatsername Butter Monster

We have been fascinated by tales of intrigue and the ongoing mystery of Reno, the Ugly Kitten, as narrated by Sparky Spitfire from the blog by the same name.  We just know you’re going to enjoy her story. Funny Farmer Felines:  Good morning, Sparky.  Please introduce the furries in your home and your humans. Sparky: […]

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Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
[ 6 ] December 30, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Guys, guys, guys…I hope your holidays have been filled with more Spiffy than you can handle, and all the Awesome you could have possibly hoped for. Buddah and I had a nice Christmas with the Man, the Woman, and the Younger Human, with lots of real live fresh dead shrimp to nom upon, and Twinkies […]

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