hello brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez. mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter … an we ar heer to talk baseball. i hav 3 thingz to report to u today, injury, no-noz, anna grate yankee [...]
Whether you’ve worked in high tech or don’t even know someone who has, you’ll appreciate these feline types who can be found in any tech workplace. via doug woods The prodigy. He has no social skills, so we hope that at some point a kind soul will take him under his wing and coach him [...]
This is Fred with anuther edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This week we have a grate mancat mancave for the mancat with a harum. Cuz it’s sort of harum-stiled even tho it’s called a Marie Antoinette bed whutever that is. If you think of yerself as a mancat sultan, you’ll love this cat bed. The stile [...]
“You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”—Navajo Proverb Chey says: Ummm… Clearly the Navajo were not cats. Ichiro: They should have sat on their heads. It works every time. Chey: Or land on their private parts. Ichiro: Or jump on their head. Chey: It appears to work on both ends, [...]
Max, I have a kitty with a bobtail and she seems to have a hard time cleaning it- her tail has an awful ot of dander and she has stud tail (despite being a she and being spayed). Any tips on helping her keep it clean that don’t involve shampoo? I’m not a grooming specialist, [...]
This week we have 13 Fine Art Cat Prints suitable for framing. Showcasing a broad range of styles, these are fun, colorful and inexpensive ways for the crazy cat lady to decorate her home. The best part? They’re super affordable – at around $30 or less. Click on any image to go to the product [...]
Hi evrycat, this is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris In da Dugout. Last week, I sed the New York Yankees had alreddy peeked. Wich makes me think that da Boston Red Sox must REELY suk given the big beeting the Yanks gave them this last weekend. One brite spot on the Yankees [...]
“You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.”—William Blake Chey: I believe this means until you know a cat like me, you’ll never know what is enough cat. Ichiro: Yes, I think you are more than big enough for anyone!
Mancats, you’ll love these cat balls whether you’ve had yer hoohaectomy or not! This week’s Mancat Mancave feechers Cat Balls, pritty hidey holes that can hold you and yer speshul ladycat, no problim. My faverit is the Tardis Cat Ball (pikcherd above). You can’t git much more mancatly than having yer own Tardis. And if [...]
Max…please help me feel better. My name is Hershey and I am a 12 year old Tabby boycat, and this week my mom found out that I have cancer in my head and that I don’t have a lot of time left. We are all scared here. My mom cries a lot, and I want [...]
For this week’s Thursday 13, we have top secret photos of Ninja cats who are practicing their stealth moves, mind control and martial arts skills in preparation for cats’ battle for world domination. You don’t wanna meet one of these bad boys in a dark alley…. cuz man, do they have mad ninja SKILLZ! via [...]
At Mousebreath this week we got the bad nooz that sports columnist Jeter Harris had gotten stuk in a storm drane and is recuvering frum the horror of that sichuayshun. My name is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter and I’m gonna fill in wile he’s out. Pleeze pardun my spelling becuz I am not the spelling expurt [...]
“Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.”—Henry David Thoreau Chey says: Cats of course are always after fish. Ichiro: That’s good. Because I am not sure what else I would be after.
This is a mancat mancave fit for a king — namely, a cat! This magnifisent cat bed is handcrafted from upcycled materiuls. Built like a mini house, it offers a homey, lived in environment that the gerlcats are shur to love. And, it’s not that ixpensive! It’s a DIY project from SteveandChrisDIY.com with all of [...]
Yo Maxi! I been eatin’ the kibble for alla my days, all 6 years of them, and now these peeps wanna make me eat RAW food. Yo, it’s MEAT an all, but why da woman not even gonna try to cook it for me? Dood. You know people. They have an inherent lazy streak, and [...]
Hi everycat. Today I’m going to review a movie that I’ve watched abowt a squillion times this week. All my life I’ve bin begging my lady to git me a fish tank. It wood solve a lot of problims. Like she woodn’t have to open cans of stinky goodness so offin and I woodn’t be [...]
Can’t live without your daily coffee fix? Can’t live without your daily dose of cat? You can get both in a single latte featuring a cat-themed masterpiece in foam — just choose a barista well-versed in cat coffee art. Here are 13 of our faves: via Melissa Tse via [...]
Space. The Final Frunteer. If yer more into Kirk than Picard, more into Spock than T’Pol, more into Bones than Crusher, this mancat mancave is fer YEW! It has a sqwillion diffrint levels, so yer ALL the ladycats in yer harum can come to vizit at the same time. Yew can klime up on top [...]
“It is by attempting to reach the top in a single leap that so much misery is caused in the world.”—William Cobbett Chey says: Often when you leap to a high place in one leap you knock things off and then humans get mad at you. Ichiro says: But once everything is knocked off [...]
Dear Maxy Goodness, I know you can train people but is it possible to train a cat? Always yours, Twila Possible, I suppose, providing the cat wants to be trained. Most of the time cats that seem to be trained are just humoring their people. At some point, though, that kitty just might decide [...]
Mousebreath Scores Pair of BlogPaws Awards
The highlight of the BlogPaws Pet Blogging and Social Media conference each year is the awards ceremony on Saturday night which celebrates accomplishments in pet blogging. This year, Mousebreath won two of the awards. One, for Best Video, and the second for Best Cat Blog. Mousebreath would not exist but for the contributions of Max [...]
Obituary: Gracey the Tiniest Tiger
BlogPaws was bittersweet this year. My dear friend, Joanne McGonagle, could not attend because her boss and muse, Gracey the Tiniest Tiger, had a health crisis which ended in her journey to The Bridge. Gracey gained national attention when she won Bissell’s MVP Contest in 2010 and donated $10,000 to PurrEver Ranch Sanctuary — a [...]
Meditations with Meezers: Island of Good Will
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise of good will. -Albert Einstein Chey says: I believe this island is populated only by cats. Ichiro: But then who feeds them stinky goodness?
Ask Max Monday: Good Thinks + Big Brain = Me. Right?
Dear Max, My mommy and daddy went out and came back with necklaces for me and my brother just like the big kitties wear! Only mine kept getting stuck in my mouth so they took it off and said I was still too little to wear a necklace. Now my brother makes fun of me [...]
Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not [...]
Giveaway: SHEBA Gourmet Cat Food Gift Basket
Did somebody say NOMS? Ha! I knew I could get your attention! Whether you’re a kitteh or kitteh lover, Mousebreath and SHEBA have something for you! Mousebreath has partnered with SHEBA® Entrees for the launch of their “SHEBA. Feed Your Passion™” Contest, featuring cat lover Eva Longoria. The SHEBA® brand celebrates the many [...]
Top Tips for Traveling with Your Cat (INFOGRAPHIC)
As I’m traveling this week across the country to BlogPaws, I wonder what it would be like to travel with Skeezix or Tripper (Mao is out of the question since he’d bray at the top of his lungs for the entire duration of the flight.) Since Tripper’s size exceeds airline regulations for under-seat travel, that [...]
These dressy vintage cat flats feature three smiling cat faces on each shoe. They’re gilded in silver and gold tones, and available in a size 6. If you have teeny feet, you can score these for the low low price of $20!
This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]
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