Category: Columns

Meditations with Meezers: Taking it Personally
[ 4 ] November 12, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Taking it Personally

Whatever happens around you, don’t take it personally. Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. ~ don Miguel Ruiz Chey says: I believe this when I am being particularly cute but the people do not notice. Ichiro: what about when they do? Chey: Then I know they are just […]

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Luxury Mancat Living on the Road
[ 0 ] November 12, 2012 |

Luxury Mancat Living on the Road

Kittehs, have you ever wunted to go on vakayshun? You know, a sweet little getaway for you and yer harum? Well, have I got the spot for you! It is in Portlund, Oreygun. I’m not shur ware that is cuz win I tiped in “Portlund, Oreygun” in google maps nuthin came up. But it sownds […]

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Strangers In The Night. Or House. Same Thing…
[ 5 ] November 12, 2012 |

Strangers In The Night. Or House. Same Thing…

MAX WHY DO THEY CALL ME MR MOOBS? IS THAT A GOOD NAME TO BE CALLED? Umm… Sure. That’s an AWESOME name to be called if you like those giant, swaying, bobbling, useless nipples bouncing under you all day long… What should the hoomins get me for Christmas, seeing as I am the Empress of […]

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A Tail … er, Tale of Faraday, Allie & Maxwell
[ 35 ] November 9, 2012 |

A Tail … er, Tale of Faraday, Allie & Maxwell

Our guests this week are Faraday, Allie and Maxwell – the cats of A Tonk’s Tail blog. They’re saucy siblings, so we’ve had a lot of fun questioning them, and we think you’ll have as much fun reading their interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and your human family to our readers? Faraday: […]

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Jeter Harris Reports from Long Island
[ 5 ] November 7, 2012 |

Jeter Harris Reports from Long Island

EDITOR’S NOTE: Mousebreath staff writer Jeter Harris was in the thick of Hurricane Sandy at his home on Long Island. Although he weathered the storm safely indoors, he is still without power which means he cannot blog and he is suffering from other inconveniences, including NO CAN OPENER FOR FRESH TOONA JOOSE. Here’s his report, […]

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Mancat Mancave: Gorton’s Fisherman Fantasies
[ 0 ] November 5, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: Gorton’s Fisherman Fantasies

Ever had vizhuns of being that Gorton’s of Gloster Fisherman guy? You know, the guy hoo gits all the toona and hallibutt he wunts? HAHAHAHA I sed BUTT!!! Well, that is just the kind of guy hoo gits all the gerlcats cuz how cood they tern down an endless supply of toona joose? This Mancat […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Listening and Speaking
[ 8 ] November 5, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Listening and Speaking

“Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you.” Unknown Chey says: This is why I speak loudly and clearly and gaze up at my human with my large blue eyes. Ichiro: I do that too. Chey: Humans find 3 […]

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Ask Max Monday: Buddah Pest Pesters
[ 13 ] November 5, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Buddah Pest Pesters

Buddah had a lot of questions for me this week; since no one else seemed to need my massive brains, I told him it was all right to ask me things. But to make it easier for his pea-brain, I decided to give him illustrated answers. It was just easier for him… Max! Our dinner […]

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Island Living with Wally, Ernie & Zoey
[ 33 ] November 2, 2012 |

Island Living with Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Many of you already know the handsome guys Wally and Ernie, and their lovely sister Zoey. They blog as The Island Cats.  If you haven’t already met them, here is your introduction. And if you’re old friends, perhaps you’ll learn something new. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and your family? Wally: Hi! I’m […]

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13 ways to help 4-pawed Sandy victims
[ 4 ] November 1, 2012 |

13 ways to help 4-pawed Sandy victims

If you’re wondering how you can come to the aid of the furry victims of Frankenstorm, here are 13 ways you can help: 1) KittyKind: This NYC cat rescue center was flooded. All cats were relocated, but two of the center’s most active foster families lost their homes. Aside from monetary donations, addtional foster homes […]

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Meditations With Meezers: Love
[ 3 ] October 29, 2012 |

Meditations With Meezers: Love

Love said to me, there is nothing that is not me.  Rumi Chey says: I knew that someone would finally agree with me. Ichiro: You mean everything is you? Chey: Yes. You can now go sit on someone else’s head and it will still be me.

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giantz … werld seriez championz
[ 3 ] October 29, 2012 |

giantz … werld seriez championz

heer izza pikshur uv sergio romo, hoo hazza grate name fer a cat, an hoo iz celebratin after winnin da werld seriez! congratulashunz to da san francisco giantz. i think i called it wen i sed da giantz hav sum grate namez fer catz! heer iz sum infermashun u mite find intrestin abowt da san […]

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Mancat Mancave: Let’s all pile on the people bed!
[ 1 ] October 29, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: Let’s all pile on the people bed!

Hey evrycat, Fred heer with this week’s edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This week, we’re feechering a peeple bed that’s just purrfekt fur the mancat with a big harum. After all, thare’s no place better to sleep than on a big ole’ peeple bed watching the peeps having to kerl up like pretzuls HAHAHAHAHA!! And win […]

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Ask Max Monday: No Tricks, No Treats
[ 3 ] October 29, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: No Tricks, No Treats

We read your Facebook and blog as well. And you talk about getting cold and putting on the fireplace. We are curious what temp is cold to you? If it’s cold enough for the people to wear long pants instead of those shorts that show off their glaringly white ugly legs, then it’s cold enough […]

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CEO Clooney, Secretary Neytiri & Assistant Ducky
[ 13 ] October 26, 2012 |

CEO Clooney, Secretary Neytiri & Assistant Ducky

Our special guests for today are George Clooney the Cat and his lovely sister Neytiri from Clooney’s Num Num Fund blog.  We’ve been looking forward to having an opportunity to interview this (or theese, as Cloon spells it) famous and successful business mancat and assistant. Funny Farmer Felines: Cloon, would you and Neytiri introduce yourselves […]

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good namez fer a cat
[ 6 ] October 24, 2012 |

good namez fer a cat

you know brudderz an sistahz, dere are sum baseball playerz hoo havva grate name fer a cat. sum egzamplez are: mickey mantle, (hideki) matsui, joba (chamberlain), an, uv course, da grate (derek) jeter, hizself. so mi mom an i were thinkin abowt da playerz fer da san francisco giantz an da detroit tigerz an heer […]

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Mancat Mancave is PURRfect fur watching football
[ 0 ] October 22, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave is PURRfect fur watching football

Mancats, it’s football seezin, so it’s time to git seeriuss about yer mancat mancaves. I reely like this one cuz you an yer dad can watch the games together. It converts from ottoman to play center when the seat is flipped. It’s made of super snuggly material inside and the outside in one big ole’ […]

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Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over
[ 4 ] October 22, 2012 |

Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over

My esteemed koleeg Jeter Harris sugjested that the baseball seezin is over, but nuthin is farther frum da trooth unless you wuz rootin for da loozer Yankeez. In fakt, yoo cood say da seezin is just beginning. This yeer, if you followed Tripper Harrison Jeter, yoo’d know that I have bin rooting for feerce Deetroit […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Sadness
[ 0 ] October 22, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Sadness

“When sadness comes to us, remember it arrives only as a visitor, not as a permanent guest.” Ish of the Blue Buddha Quote Collective Chey says: Remember that when you are sad because I was honest with you, it will not be permanent. Ichiro: Remember that when you are sad because I took your spot, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Max Asks Max
[ 9 ] October 22, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Max Asks Max

Hey, hey, Mr. Max the Awesome, we heard you were writing a book. What’s this one about? Your admirer, Max. Me. I mean, why bother writing about anything else? You have to give the people what they want, and what do they want? Me. Max! Dood! What’s black and white and red all over? Sincerely, […]

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