Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: Own the Stink, Dood
[ 5 ] November 11, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Own the Stink, Dood

Hi Mr. Max. I’m gonna make this kinda quick because we are all really sad here. My big sisfur Winky just had to go to the Stabby Guy on last Monday and she didn’t come home; the Stabby Guy said she had a cancer that he said must have been a really fast growing kind […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Imperfections
[ 0 ] November 11, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Imperfections

“A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure. ” ~ The Buddha Chey says: And this is why I have taken you on to teach you about yourself Ichiro: And this is why I point out your mistakes […]

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Crepes in the Fridge With a Sweater
[ 15 ] November 8, 2013 |

Crepes in the Fridge With a Sweater

The lovely ladycat Crepes, along with feline siblings Rocky, Niles, and the indomitable Mrs. Peabody are our interview subjects this week.  Oh, and we can’t forget their canine sister Dixie. Crepes is known as the “Cat in the Fridge,” which happens to be the name of her blog. We don’t keep a cat in our […]

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Ask Max Monday: Seek and Ye Might Not Find
[ 5 ] November 4, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Seek and Ye Might Not Find

Dear Max, We normally help mom with the foster kittens. But right now there is a weird sound coming from the bathroom. It kinda sounds like she brought home a baby chick-hen. How do we find out since she won’t let us in there right now (something about the babies not having enough shots)? And […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Peace
[ 3 ] November 4, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Peace

“Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.” ― Mahatma Gandhi Chey says: This is why I rarely fight. And I only kick you so you’ll get off my head and let me breathe. Ichiro: You mean you kick me because you love me?! Chey: And this is how misunderstandings start… As Ichiro […]

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The Werking Feline … Mariodacat
[ 33 ] November 1, 2013 |

The Werking Feline … Mariodacat

Today we interview the famous tweeting, blogging and werking (yes, that is the correct spelling) feline, Mario of  Mario’s Meowsings blog.  Many of you are already familiar with his story, but keep reading – you might learn a little more. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your M & D. Mario: Hi everyone.  I’m […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Character and Reputation
[ 2 ] October 28, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Character and Reputation

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” ~ John Wooden Chey says: I am never concerned about my reputation because I know my character is flawless. It doesn’t matter what others thing. Ichiro: So I […]

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Ask Max Monday: Don’t Lick a Bellybutton, Either
[ 4 ] October 28, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Don’t Lick a Bellybutton, Either

Ok so you have us some good advice when before the little person came so we need more. We thought all the toys were ours. Now he will pick up the balls and play with them. And he plays with the plane with the string that makes noise that we love to drag around. Do […]

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Living and Laughing With Loulou
[ 9 ] October 25, 2013 |

Living and Laughing With Loulou

This week we are very pleased to bring you an interview with a kitty fairly new to blogging.  She’s sweet, she’s funny, and she speaks her mind.  We’re talking about the lovely tuxedo Miss Loulou from the Living With Loulou blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourself and your family? Loulou: My name is […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Perfection
[ 3 ] October 21, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Perfection

It is our very search for perfection outside ourselves that causes our suffering. Buddha Chey says: That is why I do not search for perfection anywhere but in me so that way I don’t suffer. Ichiro: I keep looking for perfection inside me but it’s hard to find. I think I have too much floof. […]

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Ask Max Monday: Wash Your Pits…We’re Going To Lick Them
[ 4 ] October 21, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Wash Your Pits…We’re Going To Lick Them

Dear Max – So I sneaked into the spare bedroom and hid there until the mom closed the door, and then I took a nap. And then I heard her shreiking mine name for like HOURS. I was comfy so I did not answer. She finally opened up the bedroom door and found me, and […]

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The Whiskeratti Cats, Toby and Leia
[ 14 ] October 18, 2013 |

The Whiskeratti Cats, Toby and Leia

Toby and Leia, the cats of The Whiskeratti, are our guests today.  We have enjoyed interviewing them and we’re sure you will enjoy reading their story. So pull up a pawstool and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and  your family? Toby: I’m the big orange mancat with either Maine Coon […]

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Ask Max Monday: Go Into the Closet…You Can Come Out Later
[ 6 ] October 14, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: Go Into the Closet…You Can Come Out Later

Dear Max, why does Mom get annoyed when we are doing furroshus jungle cat stuff that’s important to member our big-cat relatiffs? I am a fearless mini-cheetah and my sister, Spider, is a mity black pamfer. But mom gets mad when I race around the house, nomming yummy preys (hoomans call them niknaks on the […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Wisdom in Silence
[ 4 ] October 14, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Wisdom in Silence

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence… Solomon Ibn Gabriol Chey says: This is why I am a quiet cat. Ichiro: I don’t know why so many places talk about silence.  I get lonesome if everyone is too quiet. Chey: And thus you have explained the difficulty of my job.

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Toe Tapping Casting Call
[ 9 ] October 11, 2013 |

Toe Tapping Casting Call

Hey, it’s time to dust off your tap shoes or show off your singing skills.  Don’t be shy.  We’re hoping to get to know you better. The last time we held a “casting call” we had so many responses, it’s taken us a number of months to work through them.  We’re not quite finished, but […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Doubt
[ 5 ] October 7, 2013 |

Meditations with Meezers: Doubt

“Doubt everything. Find your own light.” ~ Gautama Buddha Chey says: Cats are good at this. We can see in the dark. Ichiro: But I don’t doubt everything. Chey: I guess that’s why you bump into things at night, isn’t it?

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Ask Max Monday: It’s a Gouda Name…
[ 3 ] October 7, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: It’s a Gouda Name…

Max, the mom told us that we are getting something called new “siding” on our house and new windows and a new slidy door and a new front door, but that we will have to like live in the dungeon for a week when it happens. How is this fair? Do you think it would […]

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Anipal Reporter, Blogger, Advocate … Cokie
[ 8 ] October 4, 2013 |

Anipal Reporter, Blogger, Advocate … Cokie

We have been hoping to feature Cokie from Cokie the Cat: Hollywood Insider for a number of months but his mom was always so busy with work and then she had shoulder surgery, and then …. the unthinkable happened.  For this reason, we are deviating from our normal structure and strict “No Humans Allowed” policy. […]

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Ask Max Monday: 3…3…3 Kinds of Fun!
[ 1 ] September 30, 2013 |

Ask Max Monday: 3…3…3 Kinds of Fun!

Max, my mom had a bad sore on her side and I had to take her into the baffroom and make the bleedings stop. Then we put medisines on it and then a bang aide. Then I had to take in the bedroom and give her purr ferapy for like an hours and ten minutes. […]

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Gracie, Bella and George Patrol, Protect and Pounce
[ 5 ] September 27, 2013 |

Gracie, Bella and George Patrol, Protect and Pounce

It’s a pleasure to interview Gracie, Bella and George, those busy farm kitties from A Blip on the Radar.  Their blog is not entirely about cats; it includes sheep and humans.  But we enjoy the kitties and we think readers will enjoy meeting them for the first time, or learning more about them if you’re […]

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