My frends, I think I can qwit riting my mancat mancave kolumms, cuz I have fownd the most purrfectest Mancat Mancave ever ever ever. It is called the Buckingham Palace Kitty Mansion, and it’s ginormous: almost 9 feets tall. That’s taller than any mancat I know. It has many big bedroom areas for all yer […]
I think da grate Jeter Harris will be nersing a few Fat Cat Ales today after the trownsing his teem took at the hand of the Oakland A’s this weekend . The Yankees didn’t win one singul game. Or two. Or three. It was a 4 GAME WIPEOUT, only the second time in Yank’s […]
When you can do nothing, what can you do? Chey says: When this happens, it’s a good idea to nap. Ichiro: Is napping doing nothing or doing something? Chey: Perhaps you should nap on that question.
Max my mom stepped on my tail, hard. It hurt A LOT. What can I do to get even? Lay on the guilt. Thick. Now, we both know your tail doesn’t STILL hurt, but she doesn’t know that, right? So walk around her with your tail quivering, and meow over and over and over. Oh! […]
We are very pleased to have the golden boys … um, mancats, Au, Target and Guido, of Katz Tales with us today. It’s so hot and humid, we have been sitting around drinking iced nip tea with a dash of tuna juice. It seems some of their writing talent has rubbed off on their Mummy […]
“Foolish, ignorant people indulge in careless lives, whereas a clever man guards his attention as his most precious possession. ~ Gautama Buddha” Chey says: This is why I am so selective about what I pay attention to. Ichiro: Could you repeat that. I wasn’t paying attention.
brudderz an sistahz an sportzfanz uv all agez. mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter, an we ar talkin abowt baseball. after lookin at all doze catz warin capz las week, i thot it wuz time fer a noo […]
If yer an outdoor cat, you know how much it suks to have to sleep someware like the garage or under a porch to keep cool in the summer and warm in the winter. And even werse, no gerlcat will wunt to come over to yer mildewy mouse-poop infestid under-the-porch spot for sum sexy times. […]
Max Max Max remember us we did the M-word on a plane and can’t find good TV? Well we STILL can’t find the right stuff and it’s depressing. But the worst part is that we have all these big windows to look out of but it’s always raining and we can’t see anything THERE either. […]
You might not recognize the nicknames from the photo above, but many of you are acquainted with the Florida Furkids: Allie, Ellie, Tamir, foster Lexi, cousin Trooper, and the woofies, Cubby and Clifford. We are pleased to have the opportunity to sit down with all of them today and get to know them better. We […]
i am heer in da dugowt an i hav to say … i wuz stunned, sportzfanz, wid yer amazin ability to recognize sum uv mi bes frendz … hoo jus happen to be cap warin yankeez fanz! we ar not done yet, tho. i hav jus two more fer u to identify. dis time, tho, […]
brudderz an sistahz an sportzfanz uv all agez. mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter hav left da dugowt fer sum fun in da sun … i am heer, tho, reminiscin abowt sum grate yankeez fanz. can u identify dem? if u can identify 7 owtta 10 uv deez famus yankeez fanz […]
There’s lot of things I love about this cat tower, like you could be ennertaining a sweet Siamese (is there such a thing?) on the ferst floor wile yer old ball and chane is upstares fixing dinner. Sum of the levels are super sekret and sum have netting that let you see out an spy […]
All the snark, just not as funny. Life Coach Max Thompson’s column will not appear this week. His typist had the bad manners to bail on him due to illness and he was not able to grow opposable thumbs in time to get the column out. In the meantime, please send the typist your regards […]
brudderz an sistahz an sportzfanz uv all agez … mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter an we ar talkin abowt baseball. it’z da day befor da midsummer classic … da all-star game an we ar very eksited fer […]
“The future depends on what we do in the present.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi Chey says: This is why it is important to climb in all the presents… I mean boxes. Ichiro: I shall get right on it. Chey: Now, where are the if it fits, ship it labels? That will help my future…
We are sure you will will recognize our guests for today. We have the lovely Zoey and Maggy from Zoolatry. Maggy is a bit shy and nervous but Zoey is bubbling over with excitement. In fact, her enthusiasm is so catching we’re just going to dive right in and let them talk. Funny Farmer Felines: […]
Mousebreath was honored with another award this week, this time recognized by Belrea as one of the Top 25 Cat Blogs of 2012. We’re in the company of a bunch of our fave blogs, and feel privileged to have been chosen as part of the group. Mousebreath columnists Chey and Ichiro were also selected for […]
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. Buddhist Saying Chey says: This is why I love myself unconditionally, because, as it says, I deserve it. Ichiro: I shall work on loving myself. Chey: Do you really deserve it?
If I had a mancat mancave like this and I dide today, I would die the happiest cat in the world. This is a MANCAT’s mancave. Not only is it a replica of the klassik Star Wars AT-AT, but Hyoo Hefner himself consulted on the inteerier deezine. At leest it looks that way: No grotto […]