Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: Wakey, Wakey
[ 4 ] November 26, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Wakey, Wakey

Max, with this baby thing coming soon we are loosing some of our stuff. The treadmill went out. They are thinning out our toy box saying we have to many and it has to stay contained and that they have to make sure they can not be swallowed. We never swallow our toys. And there […]

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“Genetically Engineered Cat Girls”? Just Say No!
[ 1 ] November 23, 2012 |

“Genetically Engineered Cat Girls”? Just Say No!

My fellow kittehs, I am taking time out of my sooper importunt Blak Friday shopping (what WILL I git my speshul frend Daisy for Krissmiss?) to raze yer awareness of a petishun that has bin submitted to the Wite House. This petishun promotes the genetik engineering of cat gerlz as a way to boost the […]

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Paddington Lil Poppy Pitstop … A.K.A. Poppy Q
[ 23 ] November 23, 2012 |

Paddington Lil Poppy Pitstop … A.K.A. Poppy Q

Our guest today is the international feline beauty, Poppy Q. Poppy was one of our first blogging friends. Possibly the very first, so interviewing her is a special honor. Because of her celebrity, we’re a bit nervous. Also somewhat abashed. Cameron tripped over his own paw and spilled catnip tea over Poppy’s scarf (it was […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Thankfulness
[ 2 ] November 19, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Thankfulness

    Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds.  ~Theodore Roosevelt Chey says:  This is why everyone has so many expectations of me and why I must […]

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Magnificent Mezzanine Mancat Mancave
[ 0 ] November 19, 2012 |

Magnificent Mezzanine Mancat Mancave

Does wikker make yer claws tingle? Mine do. Show me a room full of wikker furnicher and it’s Shred City, baby! So you can imagine how excited I wuz to see this wikker Mancat Mancave. As if the fakt it’s made of wikker isn’t enuf, it also has a rope skratchin post to git a […]

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Ask Max: The Great Twinkie Depression of 2012
[ 9 ] November 19, 2012 |

Ask Max: The Great Twinkie Depression of 2012

It might be a good thing I didn’t get any questions this week. I’ve been in mourning ever since I heard the news that Hostess is going out of business, and with it goes my beloved Twinkies. This is the last time I had a taste of one, and it was over a year ago: […]

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Katie Isabella … Soft & Silky Mousie Killer
[ 31 ] November 16, 2012 |

Katie Isabella … Soft & Silky Mousie Killer

Our guest today is the lovely Miss Katie Isabella.  We can barely believe that beneath such a luxurious coat beats the heart of a killer. Well, a mousie killer, but a little drama never hurts a cat story. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourself and your family to our readers. Katie Isabella: I am […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Taking it Personally
[ 4 ] November 12, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Taking it Personally

Whatever happens around you, don’t take it personally. Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. ~ don Miguel Ruiz Chey says: I believe this when I am being particularly cute but the people do not notice. Ichiro: what about when they do? Chey: Then I know they are just […]

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Luxury Mancat Living on the Road
[ 0 ] November 12, 2012 |

Luxury Mancat Living on the Road

Kittehs, have you ever wunted to go on vakayshun? You know, a sweet little getaway for you and yer harum? Well, have I got the spot for you! It is in Portlund, Oreygun. I’m not shur ware that is cuz win I tiped in “Portlund, Oreygun” in google maps nuthin came up. But it sownds […]

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Strangers In The Night. Or House. Same Thing…
[ 5 ] November 12, 2012 |

Strangers In The Night. Or House. Same Thing…

MAX WHY DO THEY CALL ME MR MOOBS? IS THAT A GOOD NAME TO BE CALLED? Umm… Sure. That’s an AWESOME name to be called if you like those giant, swaying, bobbling, useless nipples bouncing under you all day long… What should the hoomins get me for Christmas, seeing as I am the Empress of […]

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A Tail … er, Tale of Faraday, Allie & Maxwell
[ 35 ] November 9, 2012 |

A Tail … er, Tale of Faraday, Allie & Maxwell

Our guests this week are Faraday, Allie and Maxwell – the cats of A Tonk’s Tail blog. They’re saucy siblings, so we’ve had a lot of fun questioning them, and we think you’ll have as much fun reading their interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and your human family to our readers? Faraday: […]

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Jeter Harris Reports from Long Island
[ 5 ] November 7, 2012 |

Jeter Harris Reports from Long Island

EDITOR’S NOTE: Mousebreath staff writer Jeter Harris was in the thick of Hurricane Sandy at his home on Long Island. Although he weathered the storm safely indoors, he is still without power which means he cannot blog and he is suffering from other inconveniences, including NO CAN OPENER FOR FRESH TOONA JOOSE. Here’s his report, […]

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Mancat Mancave: Gorton’s Fisherman Fantasies
[ 0 ] November 5, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: Gorton’s Fisherman Fantasies

Ever had vizhuns of being that Gorton’s of Gloster Fisherman guy? You know, the guy hoo gits all the toona and hallibutt he wunts? HAHAHAHA I sed BUTT!!! Well, that is just the kind of guy hoo gits all the gerlcats cuz how cood they tern down an endless supply of toona joose? This Mancat […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Listening and Speaking
[ 8 ] November 5, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Listening and Speaking

“Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you.” Unknown Chey says: This is why I speak loudly and clearly and gaze up at my human with my large blue eyes. Ichiro: I do that too. Chey: Humans find 3 […]

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Ask Max Monday: Buddah Pest Pesters
[ 13 ] November 5, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Buddah Pest Pesters

Buddah had a lot of questions for me this week; since no one else seemed to need my massive brains, I told him it was all right to ask me things. But to make it easier for his pea-brain, I decided to give him illustrated answers. It was just easier for him… Max! Our dinner […]

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Island Living with Wally, Ernie & Zoey
[ 33 ] November 2, 2012 |

Island Living with Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Many of you already know the handsome guys Wally and Ernie, and their lovely sister Zoey. They blog as The Island Cats.  If you haven’t already met them, here is your introduction. And if you’re old friends, perhaps you’ll learn something new. Funny Farmer Felines: Would you introduce yourselves and your family? Wally: Hi! I’m […]

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13 ways to help 4-pawed Sandy victims
[ 4 ] November 1, 2012 |

13 ways to help 4-pawed Sandy victims

If you’re wondering how you can come to the aid of the furry victims of Frankenstorm, here are 13 ways you can help: 1) KittyKind: This NYC cat rescue center was flooded. All cats were relocated, but two of the center’s most active foster families lost their homes. Aside from monetary donations, addtional foster homes […]

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Meditations With Meezers: Love
[ 3 ] October 29, 2012 |

Meditations With Meezers: Love

Love said to me, there is nothing that is not me.  Rumi Chey says: I knew that someone would finally agree with me. Ichiro: You mean everything is you? Chey: Yes. You can now go sit on someone else’s head and it will still be me.

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giantz … werld seriez championz
[ 3 ] October 29, 2012 |

giantz … werld seriez championz

heer izza pikshur uv sergio romo, hoo hazza grate name fer a cat, an hoo iz celebratin after winnin da werld seriez! congratulashunz to da san francisco giantz. i think i called it wen i sed da giantz hav sum grate namez fer catz! heer iz sum infermashun u mite find intrestin abowt da san […]

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Mancat Mancave: Let’s all pile on the people bed!
[ 1 ] October 29, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: Let’s all pile on the people bed!

Hey evrycat, Fred heer with this week’s edishun of Mancat Mancaves. This week, we’re feechering a peeple bed that’s just purrfekt fur the mancat with a big harum. After all, thare’s no place better to sleep than on a big ole’ peeple bed watching the peeps having to kerl up like pretzuls HAHAHAHAHA!! And win […]

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