We haf another question. Dis one foster monster has been here for like over 2 MONTHS!! And he acts like he is staying. He sleeps next to mom and cuddles wif her while she is watchin’ TV. Any suggestion how we can get rid of him? THANKS – the Random Felines Aww…little dood is just [...]
Well, it’s been a quiet week above Lake Shabow, neer Castro Valley, my hometown, out on the edje of the big forest. Quiet exsept for a kerfuffle involving two kittins hooz mom’s name was Jackie. One of her kittins came to her howling, “TIMMY’S IN THE WELL!” “Mac Duff is in the tree!” Jackie wint [...]
I watch this moovie evry singul day. The man (hoo makes the pikchers start on the skreen) sez it’s my warm-up movie. It is called “Game for Cats” and it’s made by Hiccup and it is GRATE! You can git it for the iPad on iToonz. It has BOTH the red dot game and a [...]
Cat craft project, anyone? We’ve got 13 easy, inexpensive projects and cat crafting books to keep you housebound till Spring: Cat Craft Projects The first project looks more intimidating than it actually is. This rocket ship cat condo is painted in the spirit of Tintin, and it’s made of cardboard, so no special tools are [...]
Stress is caused by being ‘here’ but wanting to be ‘there’.- Zen Proverb Cheysuli says: So when you sit by me and make me want to be elsewhere you cause stress. Ichiro: Or you could admit you like to sit by me.
This week, mancats, I have two fortress-style mancat mancaves for yer kunsideration. If yoo watch My Cat from Hell, you know that cat whisperer Jackson Galaxy recummends that you purrvide a cat-frendly environment to keep yer cats happy. I think any of yer cats wood be thrilled with either of theeze mancat mancaves. Both of [...]
Mr. Max, I have a sticky person that got very tall, and today he brought home a bunny rabbit. I was very excited about this until he said, “No, no, that’s not food.” What the fritos?! When is rabbit not food? I have a can that says there’s rabbit inside. It is TOO food! Well…some [...]
MAO: We got a thriller for you this week! SKEEZIX: I like win thy tern up the sound all the way so it’s just like we’re there with the berds! MAO: Yeah, sumtimes you jump strate up in the air! SKEEZIX: I was sobbing by the end. It was a very touching movie. And lots [...]
This week we’re showcasing 13 MEOWvelous Cat Manicures that will make you YOWL! A crazy cat lady manicure can go a long way toward nailing your Crazy Cat Ladyhood. Click any image for more info! Source: flickr.com via Karen on Pinterest Source: lover-of-makeup.tumblr.com via Karen on Pinterest Source: the-polished-perfectionist.blogspot.com [...]
This may be the werst day of my life. I finally discovered the PURRfect, Penultimate mancat mancave, only to discover that it costs in the mid-4-figures wich is about, well, in about the mid-4-figures more than I make writing for mousebreath. (Hard to beleeve, eh?) Anyway, this place makes feline fine art mountains, and you [...]
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”—Kurt Cobain Cheysuli says: This is why I am always just who I am. Ichiro: So I can stop trying to be you and just be me? Cheysuli: I didn’t say being someone else is a waste. Just wanting to be. If [...]
I just got a cat. How often should I scoop the litter box? Every time kitty goes, you scoop. What? Problem? Every time YOU go, you flush, right? Please tell me you flush… Fine…scoop it out daily and change the litter completely once a week—this means washing the box out, too. Yeah, we all know [...]
I am happy to annownse that the winner of the quilted hipster Red Carpet Bag full of swag giveaway is …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. ………… …………… …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. The [...]
For this week’s Thursday 13, we’ve curated a nice little gallery of cat mosaics that are nothing short of amazing. Click through for artist info. Enjoy! Source: flickr.com Source: flickr.com Source: flickr.com Source: flickr.com Source: flickr.com Source: mosaicsmith.blogspot.com Source: cbmosaics.blogspot.com Source: [...]
If yer an outdoor mancat, yer in jepperdy of gitting frozen ‘nads this time of yeer, and that is NO FUN, let me tell you. That’s why you need this outdoor heated thermo-kitty camper. It’s the purrfect heated shelter for any outdoor cat. It’s got an outdoor heated kitty pad to keep you toasty warm, [...]
“Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself” Zen Quote Cheysuli says: We cats know this instinctively. Ichiro: Does that mean that when I play spring will not come? Cheysuli: Only when you play with me.
Max, My name is Bridget. I’m a beautiful, elegant she-cat. My mom wrote in to you because I don’t like the man. She says he’s my dad, but I say no. She’s MY person! I was here first. How do I get rid of him? Well, actually…you might wanna keep him. Even though I attached [...]
SKEEZIX: If yer looking for a good moovie to watch this weekend, me and my big bruther Mao wood like to rekummend “Winter Birds.” MAO: Skeezix, yer not suppost to leed with that. Yer suppost to tell them a little about the movie and whut sucked and whut was good and then AT THE END [...]
Hi evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. If you know me, you know St Patrick’s Day is my favorite holiday of the yeer even tho you have to ware green, wich isn’t my favorite color. It’s only a munth until the Big Day, so don’t delay figuring out whut green stuff to ware so you don’t git pinched. [...]
“The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.”—Rumi Cheysuli says: Cats are masters at this. Ichiro: But I think everything is so interesting! Cheysuli: …ignoring…ignoring….ignoring….
Mousebreath Scores Pair of BlogPaws Awards
The highlight of the BlogPaws Pet Blogging and Social Media conference each year is the awards ceremony on Saturday night which celebrates accomplishments in pet blogging. This year, Mousebreath won two of the awards. One, for Best Video, and the second for Best Cat Blog. Mousebreath would not exist but for the contributions of Max [...]
Obituary: Gracey the Tiniest Tiger
BlogPaws was bittersweet this year. My dear friend, Joanne McGonagle, could not attend because her boss and muse, Gracey the Tiniest Tiger, had a health crisis which ended in her journey to The Bridge. Gracey gained national attention when she won Bissell’s MVP Contest in 2010 and donated $10,000 to PurrEver Ranch Sanctuary — a [...]
Meditations with Meezers: Island of Good Will
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise of good will. -Albert Einstein Chey says: I believe this island is populated only by cats. Ichiro: But then who feeds them stinky goodness?
Ask Max Monday: Good Thinks + Big Brain = Me. Right?
Dear Max, My mommy and daddy went out and came back with necklaces for me and my brother just like the big kitties wear! Only mine kept getting stuck in my mouth so they took it off and said I was still too little to wear a necklace. Now my brother makes fun of me [...]
Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not [...]
Giveaway: SHEBA Gourmet Cat Food Gift Basket
Did somebody say NOMS? Ha! I knew I could get your attention! Whether you’re a kitteh or kitteh lover, Mousebreath and SHEBA have something for you! Mousebreath has partnered with SHEBA® Entrees for the launch of their “SHEBA. Feed Your Passion™” Contest, featuring cat lover Eva Longoria. The SHEBA® brand celebrates the many [...]
Top Tips for Traveling with Your Cat (INFOGRAPHIC)
As I’m traveling this week across the country to BlogPaws, I wonder what it would be like to travel with Skeezix or Tripper (Mao is out of the question since he’d bray at the top of his lungs for the entire duration of the flight.) Since Tripper’s size exceeds airline regulations for under-seat travel, that [...]
These dressy vintage cat flats feature three smiling cat faces on each shoe. They’re gilded in silver and gold tones, and available in a size 6. If you have teeny feet, you can score these for the low low price of $20!
This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]
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