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Meditations with Meezers: Happy
[ 1 ] March 17, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Happy

  Realize you can be happy this moment for no reason. Arthur D. Saftlass Chey says: This is as good of a reason as any to start randomly playing with toys. Ichiro: Or to sit on your head.

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Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.
[ 4 ] March 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: A Moment of Zen. Or Nip.

Max, we gots no spring here by Shikoggo. It’s still snowing and being crappy, and now the food lady is sick. When we sniff her mouf, it smells like coff drops and sads. She sleeps too late and sniffs a lot, and she needs a baff (we bofe tried to baff her, but she doesn’t […]

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Meditations with Meezers: A Trusted Friend
[ 0 ] March 10, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: A Trusted Friend

“…a trusted friend is the best relative…” The Buddah Chey says: Because you cannot pick your relatives, it is important to pick trusted friends. Ichiro: And you picked ME! Chey: To say I “picked” you is a generous way of looking at it. Ichiro: That’s okay! I’ll sit on your head anyway. Because I love […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Science, *1#%@$^ !!
[ 4 ] March 10, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: It’s Science, *1#%@$^ !!

Max… we has a physics question for you. How is it that foster kittens aren’t very big, but they sound like the thundering horde when they run down a hallway?? thanks – the random felines I think it’s due to compression factors. Kittens are composed mostly of cartilage, rubbery ligaments and tendons, copious amounts of […]

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Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House
[ 46 ] March 7, 2014 |

Cathy Keisha … DJCK is in da House

It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog.  She is quite the popular, loveable character.  Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Cathy Keisha: I’m Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the World’s Most Stunning […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish
[ 0 ] March 3, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish

“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ―Rumi Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished. Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.

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Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?
[ 5 ] March 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?

Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady she’s adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was “between houses.” Now she owns the food lady’s house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, […]

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Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash
[ 19 ] February 28, 2014 |

Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash

This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the…  Oh, wait, she’s not the Elvira of horror story fame.  The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Elvira: I am Elvira, a […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Light
[ 3 ] February 24, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Light

“If light is in your heart, You will find your way home…” ~ Rumi Chey says: This means that you will always find a way home if you have love and light in your heart. Ichiro: If Find Chey Friday is any indication, your heart is pretty dark Chey: Home, in this case is figurative, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Climb Every Mount…Person
[ 1 ] February 24, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Climb Every Mount…Person

Dear Max, The food lady works from home 3 days a week. You’d think this would would be good news. After all, like the food lady sez, “Stinky goodness doesn’t grow on trees, girls.” We were hoping for all-day breffus buffay, more scritches, and more napping on the food lady’s legs and boobs. (Yes, you […]

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Mum’s Camera-Shy Helper … Alice Marie
[ 12 ] February 21, 2014 |

Mum’s Camera-Shy Helper … Alice Marie

It’s a pleasure to introduce many of our readers to a new kitty who has only been blogging for a few months, Alice Marie from Alice 101.  She leads an interesting life on a farm and helps her mom make nip toys. That’s a job most of us kitties would love to have. Funny Farmer […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Share a Breath
[ 2 ] February 17, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Share a Breath

All things share the same breath — the beast, the tree, the man, the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports. ~Chief Seattle (Ts’ial-la-kum), Suquamish and Duwamish tribes Chey says:  This means as distasteful as it is, we may share a spirit and a breath. Ichiro: What’s distasteful about it? I like […]

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Ask Max Monday: Turning Tricks
[ 6 ] February 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Turning Tricks

Dear Max – something terrible has happened here. We have always enjoyed nomming on certain dry kibbles and certain canned stinky goodness. Well, the canned stinky goodness just sits and sits in the cabinet, and now we see that the bag for our dry kibble has changed. And it tastes like cardboard. Poor Nicky has […]

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The Daily Deeds of Carlos Cat
[ 6 ] February 14, 2014 |

The Daily Deeds of Carlos Cat

What a privilege to sit down with Finland’s own Carlos from The Daily Cat blog.  He is an indoor kitty who keeps his secretary well-supplied with post materials and travels annually to paradise, a place all kitties would give their longest whiskers to visit. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human family. Carlos: […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Effort
[ 3 ] February 10, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Effort

All the effort in the world won’t matter if you’re not inspired.”- Chuck Palahniuk Chey says: This is why if I’m not inspired I sleep. Ichiro: Man, you never get inspired do you?

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Ask Max Monday: Hello Kitty Pillow
[ 3 ] February 10, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Hello Kitty Pillow

Oh wize guru Max, I have a question for you. Why is the human so stoooopid? It takes forever for the elder cat and me to get through to her! The Elder cat, Fudgie, sits on the back of her chair staring at the empty food bowl and flapping her tail into the woman’s face, […]

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The Cool Cats from Cherry City
[ 15 ] February 7, 2014 |

The Cool Cats from Cherry City

We are pleased to have Harry, Tipp, Dexter and Willow of Cherry City Kitties with us today, and we’re sure you’ll enjoy getting to know them better.  They’re a fun group of furries. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Harry: I’m Harry, the oldest and handsomest. Tipp: I’m a house panther. Well, […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart
[ 1 ] February 3, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart

“I looked in temples, churches and mosques but I found the Divine within my heart” –Rumi Chey says: As always we shouldn’t look outside ourselves for answers. We should know we’re divine Ichiro: I thought it was that you always find something in the last place you look?

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Ask Max Monday: =sniff=
[ 7 ] February 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: =sniff=

I told Buddah I didn’t have any questions to answer this week. Now, I had expected him to suddenly ask me a bunch of questions, but no, he felt bad for me. Or maybe he felt bad because he invested his evening in watching the Superb owl. He was so disappointed when he realized it […]

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Still Napping
[ 9 ] January 31, 2014 |

Still Napping

We would love to blame our Jan for the lack of an interview again this week, but, regretfully, we must inform you this isn’t her fault.  This time!  Due to technical difficulties with our computer, we were offline most of the week and were unable to get an interview prepared. We will be back next […]

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