What cat woodn’t feel like king of the mancats perched atop this lovely castle. With a cathedral seeling, a massive entertanemint dek on the top, who could say no to one of your pawty invitayshuns? You can’t start bilding yer harum too erly, mancats! Here’s more info on this luxury estate.
Dear Max, I have two cats, and one in particular can be obnoxiously loud. For example, every night after I feed him his can of wet food he walks into the other room, jumps up on the coffee table, and meows his fool head off. What gives? He’s offering his thanks to the Ceiling Cat […]
Daisy & Harley We are pleased to have cover girl Daisy the Curly Cat and her impish brother Harley with us today. Daisy is just as petite and pretty in person as she is in her modeling pictures. And Harley’s eyes really do get big and shiny when he’s happy or excited. Daisy is a […]
Cats have ABS Brakes Cats have a sixth “finger” (called a carpal pad) on the inside of the wrists of the front paws. It’s also found on the paws of big cats. It is not believed to have a function in normal walking, but is thought to be an anti-skidding device used while jumping (or […]
Mancats, if you like yer nipitinis, you’ll LOVE this deeluks likker cabinet with a cat bed and skratcher bilt in! Yep, you can keep all the makings of an immemerable evening below, with yer cooshy bed on top and a cunveenyunt skratcher on the side fer win yer done with the sexy times and need […]
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. — Buddha Chey says: This is why I am so magnificent. Ichiro: I wonder if I keep thinking I am you if I will get there. Chey: It is good to set your sites high. Ichiro: And BIG! (HA HA HA Mao!!!!)
Is it right for a Human to take her 8-yr-old kitty to the Stabby Place and let them perform unspeakable acts on him? I had eye medicine, and shots and clippy nails and…..and……and then,::the horror:: I was tutored. I need answers! XO, Spitty Dood…it’s wrong. So, so very wrong. I mean, it’s not like you […]
Boy, was I ever laffin’ an laffin’ at the end of this movie!! I like watchin dog agility movies cuz I have to wunder why the hek dogs wood rather werk hard like that than sleep all day long. And dog agility movies are PACKED with ACTION! So there’s lots of stuff to watch. Anyway, […]
We are honored to have the Meezers and their ginger brother Billy with us today. We made French toast as a special treat for Miles but our Jan thought it was for her and ate it. We hid their ham sandwiches before she polished those off too. FunnyFarmerFelines: Hi, guys, would you like to introduce […]
The true cat lover lives cats 24 hours a day. How better to have sweet kitty cat dreams than to sink your sleepy head into a pillow with a distinctive cat design on it? Here are 13 original designs … click the image to view the product info for each item. Prices are listed when […]
But there is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. Thomas Merton Chey says: This is why we as cats ignore people when they ask us to do something. Ichiro: I thought it was because we weren’t paying attention.
Kittehs, if you have a gazillion dollars like Morris the Cat, maybe you can afford the down paymint on this ginormous cat villa. Its Spanish-style arkitekcher is purrfect for Suthern Californya kittehs or maybe if yoo live in the Southwest. You could invite all yer frends to a kegger and still have room left to […]
Hey Max, do pesky foster kittens taste like chikkin? No, man, they taste like marshmallow fluff and butterscotch wrapped up in peppermint and kyootness. I don’t recommend you try to find out for yourself, though, because it’ll just give you the diabeetus. We have a dog. How much can I get for him on Craigslist […]
Our special guests today are the two lovely ladies you probably recognize in the picture above. Welcome, Hannah and Lucy. We are looking forward to spending some time getting better acquainted. Hannah and Lucy are from the United Kingdom, home of so many other fbfs (furry blogging friends). We have some delish salmon patties and […]
Is your car properly catified? Probably not. A “Purr more, hiss less” decal hardly qualifies as being pimped out. But if you’re serious about the catification of your ride, check out these 13 products that will make it clear to all who see you and your car that you are a cat purrson … and […]
The gerlcats will be lining up to rondayvoo with you win yer livin’ da dolchay veeta in this mancat mancave. There are 2 stiles: The Nightclub (above) and The Beach House (below). If you have the misforchun to live with peeple who refuse to let your mancat mancave be seen in the livin’ room, The […]
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. – Chinese Proverb Chey says: This is to remind you that I may give you wisdom but it is up to you to learn how to use it. Ichiro: Perhaps I will understand better if I sit on your head.
Deer Max, Sum mens have come to our house to make our trees go away. Thare is a big lowd masheen parked in our driveway that the trees go into and they don’t come out the other end as trees, just dust. So I have this grate oppertoonity that I need yer help on. How […]
Hey evrybuddy, this is Maobert Ebert with this weekend’s moovey rekummendation. This week’s selekshun is called A Movie for Your Cat to Watch. Even tho it’s a stoopid title, it’s a pritty good movie. Thare’s lots of akshun mooving acrost the skreen all the time so I didn’t git bord for a minit. And need […]
We are very fortunate to have the mysterious and famous Cheysuli and her siblings … no, Chey doesn’t consider them her siblings … her housemates Gemini and Ichiro with us today. Most of you recognized them in the above graphic which Chey’s mom made special for this interview. Or should we defer to Chey and […]