Deer Max, What is the poop fairy? Mom keeps stuffing me in the PTU and taking me to the v.e.t. where they do furry rood things to me. Tonite she tolld me if the Poop Fairy doesn’t visit, I will haf to go see the v.e.t. agane. You know how a little while after you [...]
I don’t think thare’s a cat blogger alive who duzn’t know who Daisy the Curly Cat is. But in case you were just borned, or maybe living without the interwebs, Daisy is the most famousest and the most talented and ambishess cat you’ll ever meet. She was borned 8 yeers ago today and she wint [...]
Cultivate the merry heart, develop the happiness habit, and life will become a continual feast. ~Norman Vincent Peale Cheysuli says: My human works hard to keep me happy. Ichiro: I shall work on this. I’m hungry and can’t wait for my feast. Cheysuli: You wait on that Ichiro. You wait…
Our human is saving moneys to get us a spiffy new toy. Which should we get first, Da Bird or one of those balls that drop crunchy treats when you bat them around? Oh, this one is easy. You need to get Da Bird. Da Bird is freaking AWESOME and it requires your person to [...]
If you are the kind of mancat who wants to exood a metrosexual vibe, I can rekummend this lovely villa frum Franse (ware the kittehs ware no pants!!) If you are trying to attrakt a sofisticated ladycat to yer crib, this one mite do the job and then some. It’s reddy for marking, and has [...]
brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez … i’m jeter harris heer on da gridiron wid mi brudder matsui in da grate state uv indiana waitin fer da sooper bowl to begin. dis iz kinda eksitin fer me … cuz i’m beginnin to lern a little bit abowt football. i know dat da [...]
Hey everybuddy, Skeezix heer. Kittehs, if yer wundering whut to git yer food lady for Valentine’s Day, I rekummend this snappy little tank with a suttle cat print. You can dress it up with a brite red skarf and a teeny pencil skirt, or let it hang out with a pair of skinny jeans and [...]
Who doesn’t love cake? Especially if it’s a cat cake? Here are 13 amazingly PURRfect cat cakes featuring our favorite furry friends. Click any image to find out how to make or order the cake. This pair is from Pink Cakebox. If you care about such details, it’s a marble cake with vanilla buttercream. No [...]
Move and the way will open–Zen saying Ichiro: Are you talking to me? Cheysuli: ?! …
Dear Max, I have a problem. I am a full figured cat. My mommy says I am handsome but a tad overweight ( 22# of mancat). And I do not clean as well as my sister and sometimes need help and my poops are very stinky. But well I get picked on. Sometimes my dad [...]
Whether you’re a coffee, tea, chai or salted caramel hot cocoa drinker, it’s the time of year when your hot bev mugs get a real workout. Here’s Mousebreath’s lineup of fun and funky kitty cat coffee cups to infuse each sip with delight. Click any image for additional product information. (Most of these are one-of-a-kind [...]
“Do unto others, then run.”—Benny Hill Cheysuli said: This explains why I run away after biting you. Ichiro: You mean it’s not because you’re afraid I’ll bite you back and I have more teeth than you do.
We has a question for you: How do we get rid of the foster monsters? And do we really have to put up with them??? Well…since they’re fosters, I kinda think you have to suck it up and put up with them. That doesn’t mean you have to like it, but sooner or later they’ll [...]
Your cat condo doesn’t have to be a boring box covered with beige carpet and sisal. Check out this colorful cat condo that terns living into art! It’s nice cuz it is made to order using yer prefurred colors and patterns. The body stile is similar on all the beds, but each one is yooneekly [...]
How shocking! No one had any questions for me this week! Well, my People did, but those are largely due to their own need to head themselves speak. Things like “are you hungry?” when I’m clearly sitting there staring at my empty plate, and “Does the litter box need to be scooped?” when I’m [...]
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people. Martin Luther King Jr. Cheysuli says: And that is why I talk so much. Ichiro: And me! I shall never be silent! [...]
Hey evrybuddy, it’s Fred heer, and I’m happy to be back frum my vacation. I’m starting off the 2012 selection of mancat mancaves with this sexy number: a cat canopy bed in a chic leopard print! It’s stylish and beautifully crafted – and offers just the rite amount of privacy for luving moments. With Valentine’s [...]
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.”—Arthur Conan Doyle Cheysuli says: This is why it is so hard for my genius to recognized. There are so few talented people. Ichiro: I recognized you immediately! I thought you were my Mama Cat. Cheysuli: That’s not exactly what I meant.
How do you keep your muscles? You work out, right? Dood. I’m exhausted just thinking about my daily routine. First thing when I get up, I stretch, because stretching is very important to maintain long, lean muscles. Then I eat a good breakfast with lots of protein. After that, I walk ALL the way to [...]
With only about five weeks left until Valentine’s Day, savvy romantics are shopping around for the most romantic looks and gifts for their beloved. Don’t be caught high and dry! Here are some fashion-forward looks that deserve your consideration, kittehs. (Most are one-of-a-kind hand-crafted items, so availability is limited.) Cute hat for dogs and cats. [...]
Mousebreath Scores Pair of BlogPaws Awards
The highlight of the BlogPaws Pet Blogging and Social Media conference each year is the awards ceremony on Saturday night which celebrates accomplishments in pet blogging. This year, Mousebreath won two of the awards. One, for Best Video, and the second for Best Cat Blog. Mousebreath would not exist but for the contributions of Max [...]
Obituary: Gracey the Tiniest Tiger
BlogPaws was bittersweet this year. My dear friend, Joanne McGonagle, could not attend because her boss and muse, Gracey the Tiniest Tiger, had a health crisis which ended in her journey to The Bridge. Gracey gained national attention when she won Bissell’s MVP Contest in 2010 and donated $10,000 to PurrEver Ranch Sanctuary — a [...]
Meditations with Meezers: Island of Good Will
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise of good will. -Albert Einstein Chey says: I believe this island is populated only by cats. Ichiro: But then who feeds them stinky goodness?
Ask Max Monday: Good Thinks + Big Brain = Me. Right?
Dear Max, My mommy and daddy went out and came back with necklaces for me and my brother just like the big kitties wear! Only mine kept getting stuck in my mouth so they took it off and said I was still too little to wear a necklace. Now my brother makes fun of me [...]
Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not [...]
Giveaway: SHEBA Gourmet Cat Food Gift Basket
Did somebody say NOMS? Ha! I knew I could get your attention! Whether you’re a kitteh or kitteh lover, Mousebreath and SHEBA have something for you! Mousebreath has partnered with SHEBA® Entrees for the launch of their “SHEBA. Feed Your Passion™” Contest, featuring cat lover Eva Longoria. The SHEBA® brand celebrates the many [...]
Top Tips for Traveling with Your Cat (INFOGRAPHIC)
As I’m traveling this week across the country to BlogPaws, I wonder what it would be like to travel with Skeezix or Tripper (Mao is out of the question since he’d bray at the top of his lungs for the entire duration of the flight.) Since Tripper’s size exceeds airline regulations for under-seat travel, that [...]
These dressy vintage cat flats feature three smiling cat faces on each shoe. They’re gilded in silver and gold tones, and available in a size 6. If you have teeny feet, you can score these for the low low price of $20!
This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]
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