Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: No Tricks, No Treats
[ 3 ] October 29, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: No Tricks, No Treats

We read your Facebook and blog as well. And you talk about getting cold and putting on the fireplace. We are curious what temp is cold to you? If it’s cold enough for the people to wear long pants instead of those shorts that show off their glaringly white ugly legs, then it’s cold enough […]

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CEO Clooney, Secretary Neytiri & Assistant Ducky
[ 13 ] October 26, 2012 |

CEO Clooney, Secretary Neytiri & Assistant Ducky

Our special guests for today are George Clooney the Cat and his lovely sister Neytiri from Clooney’s Num Num Fund blog.  We’ve been looking forward to having an opportunity to interview this (or theese, as Cloon spells it) famous and successful business mancat and assistant. Funny Farmer Felines: Cloon, would you and Neytiri introduce yourselves […]

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good namez fer a cat
[ 6 ] October 24, 2012 |

good namez fer a cat

you know brudderz an sistahz, dere are sum baseball playerz hoo havva grate name fer a cat. sum egzamplez are: mickey mantle, (hideki) matsui, joba (chamberlain), an, uv course, da grate (derek) jeter, hizself. so mi mom an i were thinkin abowt da playerz fer da san francisco giantz an da detroit tigerz an heer […]

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Mancat Mancave is PURRfect fur watching football
[ 0 ] October 22, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave is PURRfect fur watching football

Mancats, it’s football seezin, so it’s time to git seeriuss about yer mancat mancaves. I reely like this one cuz you an yer dad can watch the games together. It converts from ottoman to play center when the seat is flipped. It’s made of super snuggly material inside and the outside in one big ole’ […]

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Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over
[ 4 ] October 22, 2012 |

Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over

My esteemed koleeg Jeter Harris sugjested that the baseball seezin is over, but nuthin is farther frum da trooth unless you wuz rootin for da loozer Yankeez. In fakt, yoo cood say da seezin is just beginning. This yeer, if you followed Tripper Harrison Jeter, yoo’d know that I have bin rooting for feerce Deetroit […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Sadness
[ 0 ] October 22, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Sadness

“When sadness comes to us, remember it arrives only as a visitor, not as a permanent guest.” Ish of the Blue Buddha Quote Collective Chey says: Remember that when you are sad because I was honest with you, it will not be permanent. Ichiro: Remember that when you are sad because I took your spot, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Max Asks Max
[ 9 ] October 22, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Max Asks Max

Hey, hey, Mr. Max the Awesome, we heard you were writing a book. What’s this one about? Your admirer, Max. Me. I mean, why bother writing about anything else? You have to give the people what they want, and what do they want? Me. Max! Dood! What’s black and white and red all over? Sincerely, […]

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da end
[ 6 ] October 20, 2012 |

da end

hello sportz fanz … dat’z rite … fer mi brudder, matsui, an yerz trooley … it’z da end. da end uvva grate seezon an da end uvva mizerabul post seezon. jus to let u know … mi yankeez were swept by mi bes dawg, titus’ detroit tigerz. an so … mi brudder an i will […]

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The AFS&S Gang – Arty, Fenris, Scylla & Socks
[ 27 ] October 19, 2012 |

The AFS&S Gang – Arty, Fenris, Scylla & Socks

Today, we are interviewing the gang from Alasandra, the Cats and a Dog blog.  We are sad Arty Mouse was unable to be here. She is presently missing, but we’re hopefully anticipating her return. And before you ask, yes, that is a dog you see in the above graphic – in a cat ezine!  But […]

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Meditations with Meezers: We are the Same
[ 2 ] October 15, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: We are the Same

“We are the same as plants, as trees, as other people, as the rain that falls. We consist of that which is around us. We are the same as everything.” ~ Siddhārtha Gautama Chey says: This is why I avoid you because I do not want to be the same as you. Ichiro:  But I […]

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Mid-Century Modern Mancave Mancave is Groovy
[ 3 ] October 15, 2012 |

Mid-Century Modern Mancave Mancave is Groovy

I don’t usually go fur modern mancat mancaves cuz “modern” meens “no carpeting” and I hate to have a mancave ware I can’t git a good skratch in win I need it… like after playing Funky Town with da ladies. If it don’t have carpeting, I’m not intristed. So I wuz surprized that this stilish […]

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Ask Max Monday: Anything On The Counter Is Fair Game
[ 4 ] October 15, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Anything On The Counter Is Fair Game

Max, Me has a question – How does me gets my little brother to stops talking about his girlfriend? Me is ready to throttle him! Give it time. Sooner or later every other word out of his mouth won’t be about her, but for now, he’s GOT to talk about her, or he will explode. […]

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Ginger Boys Sassy Derby and Cute Ducky
[ 19 ] October 12, 2012 |

Ginger Boys Sassy Derby and Cute Ducky

We have Derby and Ducky of Whisker-consin, another famous pair of ginger boys, with us today. Derby loves the color red and fevver toys. Ducky prefers blue, his glitterballs and little mousies. Very different tastes in toys and colors, but they both love chick-hen, tuna and Friskies Natural Sensations treats. So guess what we’re nomming […]

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13 ways I’m gonna make a million dollars
[ 13 ] October 11, 2012 |

13 ways I’m gonna make a million dollars

Last week, me an the Food Lady were invited bak to see my frends at Purina. We got to see sum sooper-seekrit behind-the-seens akshun and then we got to see the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge wich gave me a few brillyunt money-makin’ ideas that I don’t mind sharing with you cuz I’m just that kind […]

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Super luxury mancat mancaves from Royal Meow
[ 4 ] October 8, 2012 |

Super luxury mancat mancaves from Royal Meow

If it wuz legal, I’d ask this cute tabby kittin to join my harum in a harbeet. She’s lounging in a cat tower made by Royal Meow. These mancat mancave cat towers are like nice skulpchers for yer home, but the cats can get a good skratch on the poles and have sexy times inside […]

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Meditations with Meezers: The Right Direction
[ 4 ] October 8, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: The Right Direction

  “If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking.” ~ Buddhist Saying Chey says: Of course, no one says what to do when you reach a wall. Ichiro: I talk to the walls.  Especially in the dark.  I think they answer me then. Chey: I personally […]

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Ask Max Monday: Girls, Girls, Girls
[ 4 ] October 8, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Girls, Girls, Girls

Dear Max, When do I get old enough to get an allowance? I want to save up for my own bag of crunchies and not have to share with my big brother. Man, I dunno. I’m 11 and I still don’t get one. I had to write some books in order to get some money, […]

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Grace, Audace & Ruse Chew the Fat … um, Kibble
[ 7 ] October 5, 2012 |

Grace, Audace & Ruse Chew the Fat … um, Kibble

This week our special guests are the orange tabbies from the Momma Grace & Company blog   – Grace and her sons, Audace and Ruse. It’s a lovely day to lounge outside in the sunshine and drink iced nip tea. Funny Farmer Felines: You are a very good-looking family. Would you introduce yourselves and your […]

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Who’s gonna be Mr October?
[ 3 ] October 3, 2012 |

Who’s gonna be Mr October?

Hello, baseball fans, this is Tripper Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris hoo I think is taking the rest of the seezin off cuz his Yankeez are the Division Champs. In the dugout with me is the little wite rat hoo knows NUTHIN about baseball ixsept whut teems have the kyootest yooniforms. Geesh. We […]

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Mancat Mancave: The Unspeakable Horror
[ 3 ] October 1, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: The Unspeakable Horror

Well, my frends, this week I have a krime aginst nature to share with you. I know it’s not an eezy thing to see, but I think it’s importunt for you to know whut the werld is coming to. And purrsunally, I wood like to see our prezidenshul kandidates address this ishoo win they deebate […]

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