Category: Columns

Who’s gonna be Mr October?
[ 3 ] October 3, 2012 |

Who’s gonna be Mr October?

Hello, baseball fans, this is Tripper Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris hoo I think is taking the rest of the seezin off cuz his Yankeez are the Division Champs. In the dugout with me is the little wite rat hoo knows NUTHIN about baseball ixsept whut teems have the kyootest yooniforms. Geesh. We […]

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Mancat Mancave: The Unspeakable Horror
[ 3 ] October 1, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: The Unspeakable Horror

Well, my frends, this week I have a krime aginst nature to share with you. I know it’s not an eezy thing to see, but I think it’s importunt for you to know whut the werld is coming to. And purrsunally, I wood like to see our prezidenshul kandidates address this ishoo win they deebate […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Awaken
[ 3 ] October 1, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Awaken

Once you Awaken, you will have no interest judging those who sleep  James Blanchard Chey says: This means that you leave me sleep when I’m still sleeping Ichiro: But who will I play with. Chey says: People.

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Ask Max Monday: The Voices Said To Do What???
[ 7 ] October 1, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: The Voices Said To Do What???

Hi Max! My sister looks real hard at the wall for a long time sometimes, but there is nothing there! Not even a bug! Does she need glasses? Probably not. There are two possibilities for why she does this. One, she might hear things that no one else is hearing—like mice or rats in the […]

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Cat Passes College Entrance Exam
[ 4 ] September 30, 2012 |

Cat Passes College Entrance Exam

Well, as you all know, I’ve often been thwartid in my attempts to go to skool on the short bus. I have gottin to gest-teech at Jeter Harrises mom’s skool on da grate Lon Guyland… … and DMM’s mom pulled sum strings to git a pikcher of me on the short bus: But it has […]

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Spitty Speaks … and His Royal Subjects Listen
[ 18 ] September 28, 2012 |

Spitty Speaks … and His Royal Subjects Listen

We are very fortunate to have a very distinguished and handsome royal interview subject today, Spitty the Kitty.  (We recently interviewed Queen Penelope, so we hope Cameron has conquered the do-not-spill-iced-catnip-tea in HRH’s lap etiquette rule.) We don’t want to keep him waiting, so we’ll get right to the interview and serve the tea afterwards. […]

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13 Common Cat Myths you always thought were true
September 27, 2012 |

13 Common Cat Myths you always thought were true

Cats can be enigmatic and mysterious — and that’s why we love ‘em. But their mysterious nature can contribute to myths that can be harmful to their wellbeing. How would you score on a test of these myths? MYTH: Cats are nocturnal creatures. Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal. This means that they are most active […]

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The Cat Castle to end all Cat Castles
[ 2 ] September 24, 2012 |

The Cat Castle to end all Cat Castles

Sum of us have gardiuns hoo don’t give a rat’s u-know-whut about providing us with royal akomodations beffiting our stature. But others won’t stop until they’ve purrvided the vary best mancat mancave on the hole entire planet. This video feechers such a gardiun. The best part is that yoo can show this moovie to yer […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Showing Love
[ 6 ] September 24, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Showing Love

  When one show’s love for other living things, they respond with love for us. –Shikoba– Chey says: This is illustrated that the more we act cute and adorable and loving the more our humans do for us. Ichiro: So that’s why they like ME best!!!!

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Ask Max Monday: Love, Weezer
[ 14 ] September 24, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Love, Weezer

Dear Max, will you marry me? Love, Weezer No. Dear Max, would you like to ride in the car and come see me? Love, Weezer No. Dear Max, is there anyone special in your life? Love, Weezer No. Dear Max, don’t you want someone to cuddle up with this winter in front of the fire? […]

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Affectionate Abby & Fursiblings Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie
[ 22 ] September 21, 2012 |

Affectionate Abby & Fursiblings Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie

Today we welcome those sweet kitties from Manx Mnews in Florida, USA.  It’s a lovely day, so we’re sitting in the shade nomming big bags of Temptations, their favorite treat, and washing them down with cold milk. Abby is a lovely miniature tuxedo manx. She came to live with her now family because she was […]

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13 Laurel Burch handbags to celebrate catladyhood
[ 1 ] September 20, 2012 |

13 Laurel Burch handbags to celebrate catladyhood

Laurel Burch has long been one of my favorite designers. Her deep, saturdated jewel-toned palette, whimsical designs and subject matter – most frequently, cats – combined to form a signature style that endured beyond her death. Here are 13 timeless handbag and tote designs from Burch. Prices have been rounded to the nearest dollar, and […]

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In da Dugout: Da birds are for da birds
[ 0 ] September 18, 2012 |

In da Dugout: Da birds are for da birds

Hey evrybuddy, Harrison Jeter heer in da dugout with …. well, it’s just me an Matsui this week. Jeter Harris is coastin’ on his column cuz da Yankeez are coastin’ into October. Yep, da Yankeez sucked much of the seezin, but even with Andy Pettitte’s broken paw, they are stompin’ all over da birds in […]

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Ask Max Monday: Yep, People are Mental
[ 2 ] September 17, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Yep, People are Mental

Can you explain to us why it is that humans always seem so intent upon embarrassing us? Is it biological? It’s got to be mental, what with their puny brains and all. It’s like arrested development…that part of their gray matter stopped evolving at about 6 years old, and they think the dumbest things are […]

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Meditations with Meezers: The Deeper Vibration
[ 1 ] September 17, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: The Deeper Vibration

“Only when the clamor of the outside world is silenced will you be able to hear the deeper vibration. Listen carefully.” ~ Sarah Ban Breathnach Chey says: This quote is saying that you, the clamor of the world, needs to silence itself so I can hear the deeper vibration. Ichiro:  Couldn’t you just purr more […]

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Meow like a pirate in this Mancat Mancave
[ 1 ] September 17, 2012 |

Meow like a pirate in this Mancat Mancave

Arrghh, mateys! Because Meow Like a Pirate Day is this week, we’re feechering a Pirate’s Cove Cat Tower for this week’s Mancat Mancave. Git yerselfs a wench, mancats, and klime the masts of this 6-foot-tall magnifisent tower. Make yer rat-faced brudder walk da plank! Swing frum tower to tower like Jonny Dipp! Slug bak a […]

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The Ginger Gents, Eric & Flynn
[ 16 ] September 14, 2012 |

The Ginger Gents, Eric & Flynn

Today we are pleased to be interviewing Eric and Flynn. Many of you already know them, as they are popular ginger brother bloggers from the United Kingdom. Flynn just had some dental work done so we switched the crunchy cat biscuits we originally planned to serve them for some frozen vanilla nip yogurt.  It’s a […]

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13 Ways to Prepare for the Loss of Your Pet
[ 5 ] September 13, 2012 |

13 Ways to Prepare for the Loss of Your Pet

  Thursday, our friends Robbin and Joe Everett of tppc.tv had two guests on their radio show discussing the loss of a pet. The fabulous JaneA Kelley of Paws and Effect discussed the grieving process she went through when she lost her cat, Dahlia. It was bittersweet, but very helpful. My husband lost his dearest cat […]

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Meezix Meditations
[ 4 ] September 10, 2012 |

Meezix Meditations

“You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.” — Mick Jagger & Keith Richards Skeezix: Why are we doing meditations this week insted of Chey and Ichi? Mao: I think Chey is away gitting Liposukshun on her big booty. Skeezix: So what […]

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Ask Mao Monday
[ 7 ] September 10, 2012 |

Ask Mao Monday

  Dood, ware’s Max?Max is at home wating for his woman to git her bupkiss in geer and help him tipe. She was wisked off by a pink Tardis this weekend whilst waring a lowd pare of pink patternd tites and big fake boobs. We assoom she has bin committed to the funny farm. Max […]

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