Category: Columns

Meditations with Meezers: Results of our Thoughts
[ 3 ] August 27, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Results of our Thoughts

 All that we are is the result of what we have thought. — Buddha Chey says: This is why I am so magnificent. Ichiro: I wonder if I keep thinking I am you if I will get there. Chey: It is good to set your sites high. Ichiro: And BIG! (HA HA HA Mao!!!!)

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Ask Max Monday: Woof?
[ 3 ] August 27, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Woof?

Is it right for a Human to take her 8-yr-old kitty to the Stabby Place and let them perform unspeakable acts on him? I had eye medicine, and shots and clippy nails and…..and……and then,::the horror:: I was tutored. I need answers! XO, Spitty Dood…it’s wrong. So, so very wrong. I mean, it’s not like you […]

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At the Movies with Maobert Ebert: The Krappin’ Dog
[ 1 ] August 26, 2012 |

At the Movies with Maobert Ebert: The Krappin’ Dog

Boy, was I ever laffin’ an laffin’ at the end of this movie!! I like watchin dog agility movies cuz I have to wunder why the hek dogs wood rather werk hard like that than sleep all day long. And dog agility movies are PACKED with ACTION! So there’s lots of stuff to watch. Anyway, […]

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Sammy, Miles, Nicky & Billy Meezer – SweetFeets
[ 26 ] August 24, 2012 |

Sammy, Miles, Nicky & Billy Meezer – SweetFeets

We are honored to have the Meezers and their ginger brother Billy with us today. We made French toast as a special treat for Miles but our Jan thought it was for her and ate it. We hid their ham sandwiches before she polished those off too. FunnyFarmerFelines: Hi, guys, would you like to introduce […]

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13 Stylish Cat Pillow Cases Purrfect for Catnaps
[ 7 ] August 23, 2012 |

13 Stylish Cat Pillow Cases Purrfect for Catnaps

The true cat lover lives cats 24 hours a day. How better to have sweet kitty cat dreams than to sink your sleepy head into a pillow with a distinctive cat design on it?  Here are 13 original designs … click the image to view the product info for each item. Prices are listed when […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Answering Questions
[ 3 ] August 20, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Answering Questions

But there is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question.  Thomas Merton Chey says: This is why we as cats ignore people when they ask us to do something. Ichiro: I thought it was because we weren’t paying attention.

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Mancat Mancave: Spanish Villa
[ 4 ] August 20, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: Spanish Villa

Kittehs, if you have a gazillion dollars like Morris the Cat, maybe you can afford the down paymint on this ginormous cat villa. Its Spanish-style arkitekcher is purrfect for Suthern Californya kittehs or maybe if yoo live in the Southwest. You could invite all yer frends to a kegger and still have room left to […]

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Ask Max Monday: Getting Rid of the Riff Raff
[ 7 ] August 20, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Getting Rid of the Riff Raff

Hey Max, do pesky foster kittens taste like chikkin? No, man, they taste like marshmallow fluff and butterscotch wrapped up in peppermint and kyootness. I don’t recommend you try to find out for yourself, though, because it’ll just give you the diabeetus. We have a dog. How much can I get for him on Craigslist […]

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Dainty and Darling Hannah & Lucy
[ 20 ] August 17, 2012 |

Dainty and Darling Hannah & Lucy

Our special guests today are the two lovely ladies you probably recognize in the picture above. Welcome, Hannah and Lucy. We are looking forward to spending some time getting better acquainted. Hannah and Lucy are from the United Kingdom, home of so many other fbfs (furry blogging friends). We have some delish salmon patties and […]

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13 Ways to Pimp Your Cool Cat Ride
[ 2 ] August 16, 2012 |

13 Ways to Pimp Your Cool Cat Ride

Is your car properly catified? Probably not. A “Purr more, hiss less” decal hardly qualifies as being pimped out. But if you’re serious about the catification of your ride, check out these 13 products that will make it clear to all who see you and your car that you are a cat purrson … and […]

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Mancat Mancaves: Nightclub and Beach House
[ 4 ] August 13, 2012 |

Mancat Mancaves: Nightclub and Beach House

The gerlcats will be lining up to rondayvoo with you win yer livin’ da dolchay veeta in this mancat mancave. There are 2 stiles: The Nightclub (above) and The Beach House (below). If you have the misforchun to live with peeple who refuse to let your mancat mancave be seen in the livin’ room, The […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Teachers
[ 3 ] August 13, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Teachers

  Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. – Chinese Proverb Chey says: This is to remind you that I may give you wisdom but it is up to you to learn how to use it. Ichiro: Perhaps I will understand better if I sit on your head.

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Ask Max Monday: Make Like a Tree And Leaf
[ 5 ] August 13, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Make Like a Tree And Leaf

Deer Max, Sum mens have come to our house to make our trees go away. Thare is a big lowd masheen parked in our driveway that the trees go into and they don’t come out the other end as trees, just dust. So I have this grate oppertoonity that I need yer help on. How […]

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Maobert Ebert at the Movies: ‘Toon Time
[ 3 ] August 10, 2012 |

Maobert Ebert at the Movies: ‘Toon Time

Hey evrybuddy, this is Maobert Ebert with this weekend’s moovey rekummendation. This week’s selekshun is called A Movie for Your Cat to Watch. Even tho it’s a stoopid title, it’s a pritty good movie. Thare’s lots of akshun mooving acrost the skreen all the time so I didn’t git bord for a minit. And need […]

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Meezer Star Chey, With Gemini & Ichiro
[ 24 ] August 10, 2012 |

Meezer Star Chey, With Gemini & Ichiro

We are very fortunate to have the mysterious and famous Cheysuli and her siblings … no, Chey doesn’t consider them her siblings … her housemates Gemini and Ichiro with us today. Most of you recognized them in the above graphic which Chey’s mom made special for this interview. Or should we defer to Chey and […]

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13 Cats Fighting for World and Dog Domination
[ 2 ] August 9, 2012 |

13 Cats Fighting for World and Dog Domination

In the battle for world domination, no cat is more brave than these 13 sturdy souls who selflessly engage in paw-to-paw combat with the enemy. The bravest and most selfless among them infiltrate the canine ranks and, as double agents, get dog stink all over them, learn their secrets and report back with their intel. […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Talking
[ 7 ] August 6, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Talking

  “A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again; but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise.” ~ Siddhārtha Gautama, The Dhammapada: The Sayings of the Buddha Chey says: This is why I am not a very talkative Siamese. Ichiro: Does this mean I […]

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Ask Max Monday: It’s Not The Size of the Box, but the Butt That Goes In It
[ 8 ] August 6, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: It’s Not The Size of the Box, but the Butt That Goes In It

I have three people. How do I decide my favorite? Easy, dood. Whoever opens the cans of gooshy foods, that’s your favorite. Max, I am bringing home two cats from the shelter in a few days and am getting everything together before they get here. I have lots of toys, and I know what kind […]

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Mancat Mancave: Why can’t they make ALL couches like this?
[ 3 ] August 5, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: Why can’t they make ALL couches like this?

My editor heer passed along sumthing that Mousebreather Jennifer Shear submitted, and I purrsonally think it’s the finest piece of furnicher ever made. This is a tunnel cat couch. I dunno if peeple are aloud to sit on it. They shoodn’t be. Cuz they fart on the cushuns after Messikin dinner and that wood make […]

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Runbling Ham with Rumblepurr & Diego
[ 21 ] August 3, 2012 |

Runbling Ham with Rumblepurr & Diego

It’s great to have Rumbles and Diego of the blog Rumblebum visiting with us today. But we have just realized why Cyndi so graciously volunteered to book the last few interviews for us: she’s picked multiples of handsome mancats for three weeks in a row. **note to self (Percy): invite some pretty girl kitties!** Rumbles […]

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