Category: Columns

Ask Max Monday: Anything On The Counter Is Fair Game
[ 4 ] October 15, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Anything On The Counter Is Fair Game

Max, Me has a question – How does me gets my little brother to stops talking about his girlfriend? Me is ready to throttle him! Give it time. Sooner or later every other word out of his mouth won’t be about her, but for now, he’s GOT to talk about her, or he will explode. […]

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Ginger Boys Sassy Derby and Cute Ducky
[ 19 ] October 12, 2012 |

Ginger Boys Sassy Derby and Cute Ducky

We have Derby and Ducky of Whisker-consin, another famous pair of ginger boys, with us today. Derby loves the color red and fevver toys. Ducky prefers blue, his glitterballs and little mousies. Very different tastes in toys and colors, but they both love chick-hen, tuna and Friskies Natural Sensations treats. So guess what we’re nomming […]

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13 ways I’m gonna make a million dollars
[ 13 ] October 11, 2012 |

13 ways I’m gonna make a million dollars

Last week, me an the Food Lady were invited bak to see my frends at Purina. We got to see sum sooper-seekrit behind-the-seens akshun and then we got to see the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge wich gave me a few brillyunt money-makin’ ideas that I don’t mind sharing with you cuz I’m just that kind […]

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Super luxury mancat mancaves from Royal Meow
[ 4 ] October 8, 2012 |

Super luxury mancat mancaves from Royal Meow

If it wuz legal, I’d ask this cute tabby kittin to join my harum in a harbeet. She’s lounging in a cat tower made by Royal Meow. These mancat mancave cat towers are like nice skulpchers for yer home, but the cats can get a good skratch on the poles and have sexy times inside […]

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Meditations with Meezers: The Right Direction
[ 4 ] October 8, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: The Right Direction

  “If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking.” ~ Buddhist Saying Chey says: Of course, no one says what to do when you reach a wall. Ichiro: I talk to the walls.  Especially in the dark.  I think they answer me then. Chey: I personally […]

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Ask Max Monday: Girls, Girls, Girls
[ 4 ] October 8, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Girls, Girls, Girls

Dear Max, When do I get old enough to get an allowance? I want to save up for my own bag of crunchies and not have to share with my big brother. Man, I dunno. I’m 11 and I still don’t get one. I had to write some books in order to get some money, […]

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Grace, Audace & Ruse Chew the Fat … um, Kibble
[ 7 ] October 5, 2012 |

Grace, Audace & Ruse Chew the Fat … um, Kibble

This week our special guests are the orange tabbies from the Momma Grace & Company blog   – Grace and her sons, Audace and Ruse. It’s a lovely day to lounge outside in the sunshine and drink iced nip tea. Funny Farmer Felines: You are a very good-looking family. Would you introduce yourselves and your […]

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Who’s gonna be Mr October?
[ 3 ] October 3, 2012 |

Who’s gonna be Mr October?

Hello, baseball fans, this is Tripper Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris hoo I think is taking the rest of the seezin off cuz his Yankeez are the Division Champs. In the dugout with me is the little wite rat hoo knows NUTHIN about baseball ixsept whut teems have the kyootest yooniforms. Geesh. We […]

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Mancat Mancave: The Unspeakable Horror
[ 3 ] October 1, 2012 |

Mancat Mancave: The Unspeakable Horror

Well, my frends, this week I have a krime aginst nature to share with you. I know it’s not an eezy thing to see, but I think it’s importunt for you to know whut the werld is coming to. And purrsunally, I wood like to see our prezidenshul kandidates address this ishoo win they deebate […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Awaken
[ 3 ] October 1, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Awaken

Once you Awaken, you will have no interest judging those who sleep  James Blanchard Chey says: This means that you leave me sleep when I’m still sleeping Ichiro: But who will I play with. Chey says: People.

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Ask Max Monday: The Voices Said To Do What???
[ 7 ] October 1, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: The Voices Said To Do What???

Hi Max! My sister looks real hard at the wall for a long time sometimes, but there is nothing there! Not even a bug! Does she need glasses? Probably not. There are two possibilities for why she does this. One, she might hear things that no one else is hearing—like mice or rats in the […]

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Cat Passes College Entrance Exam
[ 4 ] September 30, 2012 |

Cat Passes College Entrance Exam

Well, as you all know, I’ve often been thwartid in my attempts to go to skool on the short bus. I have gottin to gest-teech at Jeter Harrises mom’s skool on da grate Lon Guyland… … and DMM’s mom pulled sum strings to git a pikcher of me on the short bus: But it has […]

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Spitty Speaks … and His Royal Subjects Listen
[ 18 ] September 28, 2012 |

Spitty Speaks … and His Royal Subjects Listen

We are very fortunate to have a very distinguished and handsome royal interview subject today, Spitty the Kitty.  (We recently interviewed Queen Penelope, so we hope Cameron has conquered the do-not-spill-iced-catnip-tea in HRH’s lap etiquette rule.) We don’t want to keep him waiting, so we’ll get right to the interview and serve the tea afterwards. […]

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13 Common Cat Myths you always thought were true
September 27, 2012 |

13 Common Cat Myths you always thought were true

Cats can be enigmatic and mysterious — and that’s why we love ‘em. But their mysterious nature can contribute to myths that can be harmful to their wellbeing. How would you score on a test of these myths? MYTH: Cats are nocturnal creatures. Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal. This means that they are most active […]

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The Cat Castle to end all Cat Castles
[ 2 ] September 24, 2012 |

The Cat Castle to end all Cat Castles

Sum of us have gardiuns hoo don’t give a rat’s u-know-whut about providing us with royal akomodations beffiting our stature. But others won’t stop until they’ve purrvided the vary best mancat mancave on the hole entire planet. This video feechers such a gardiun. The best part is that yoo can show this moovie to yer […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Showing Love
[ 6 ] September 24, 2012 |

Meditations with Meezers: Showing Love

  When one show’s love for other living things, they respond with love for us. –Shikoba– Chey says: This is illustrated that the more we act cute and adorable and loving the more our humans do for us. Ichiro: So that’s why they like ME best!!!!

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Ask Max Monday: Love, Weezer
[ 14 ] September 24, 2012 |

Ask Max Monday: Love, Weezer

Dear Max, will you marry me? Love, Weezer No. Dear Max, would you like to ride in the car and come see me? Love, Weezer No. Dear Max, is there anyone special in your life? Love, Weezer No. Dear Max, don’t you want someone to cuddle up with this winter in front of the fire? […]

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Affectionate Abby & Fursiblings Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie
[ 22 ] September 21, 2012 |

Affectionate Abby & Fursiblings Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie

Today we welcome those sweet kitties from Manx Mnews in Florida, USA.  It’s a lovely day, so we’re sitting in the shade nomming big bags of Temptations, their favorite treat, and washing them down with cold milk. Abby is a lovely miniature tuxedo manx. She came to live with her now family because she was […]

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13 Laurel Burch handbags to celebrate catladyhood
[ 1 ] September 20, 2012 |

13 Laurel Burch handbags to celebrate catladyhood

Laurel Burch has long been one of my favorite designers. Her deep, saturdated jewel-toned palette, whimsical designs and subject matter – most frequently, cats – combined to form a signature style that endured beyond her death. Here are 13 timeless handbag and tote designs from Burch. Prices have been rounded to the nearest dollar, and […]

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In da Dugout: Da birds are for da birds
[ 0 ] September 18, 2012 |

In da Dugout: Da birds are for da birds

Hey evrybuddy, Harrison Jeter heer in da dugout with …. well, it’s just me an Matsui this week. Jeter Harris is coastin’ on his column cuz da Yankeez are coastin’ into October. Yep, da Yankeez sucked much of the seezin, but even with Andy Pettitte’s broken paw, they are stompin’ all over da birds in […]

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