Category: Skeezix the Cat

Didn’t Get a Pony for Christmas?

Didn’t Get a Pony for Christmas?

Evry yeer I want to git a pony for Krissmiss, but so far, it’s a no-go. I wood take good care of a pony, but the Food Lady sez she’d be the one ending up kleening its poop and feeding it. I did not point out to her that, hey, that’s her job, becuz I’m […]

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Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman

Long Island Loses its Finest Doorman

Mickey Mantle, notuble for his services as doorman at the Hotel Harris on Lon Guyland, has gone to The Bridge. He is survived by his brudders Jeter Harris, Matsui, and that stoopid kitten Joba.

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10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off

10 Fab Feline Fashions for the Pawlidays at up to 60% off

OK, they’re teknikly dawg swetters, but they werk on cats, too. Baxter Boo is having a pre-holiday clearinse sale on a jillion things, inklooding theeze kyoot krissmiss swetters and jakkits: Red and green “Joy” tee is only $9; was $22.50*.   This red moose swetter was $52.50, now $20.  It’s got snowflakes and mooses on it and […]

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“Genetically Engineered Cat Girls”? Just Say No!

“Genetically Engineered Cat Girls”? Just Say No!

My fellow kittehs, I am taking time out of my sooper importunt Blak Friday shopping (what WILL I git my speshul frend Daisy for Krissmiss?) to raze yer awareness of a petishun that has bin submitted to the Wite House. This petishun promotes the genetik engineering of cat gerlz as a way to boost the […]

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Cat Passes College Entrance Exam

Cat Passes College Entrance Exam

Well, as you all know, I’ve often been thwartid in my attempts to go to skool on the short bus. I have gottin to gest-teech at Jeter Harrises mom’s skool on da grate Lon Guyland… … and DMM’s mom pulled sum strings to git a pikcher of me on the short bus: But it has […]

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iPad Cat Game Review: Friskies’ You vs. Cat

iPad Cat Game Review: Friskies’ You vs. Cat

MAO: Kittehs, if yer looking for a way to have fun this weekend, check out the new iPad game by Friskies, You vs. Cat. SKEEZIX: Mao, you hogged the hole game. I could hardly git a paw in. MAO: Yer lame. Time to man up. This is a game that yoo can play with yer […]

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Happy St Patrick’s Day, Kittehs!

Happy St Patrick’s Day, Kittehs!

On behaff of the staff heer at Mousebreath, I’d like to wish evry kitteh and thare peeps a vary happy St Patrick’s Day. Have fun, kittehs! — Skeezix the Cat Please follow and like us:

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Giveaway: Case of New Fancy Feast Entrée

Giveaway: Case of New Fancy Feast Entrée

FANCY FEAST® BRAND INTRODUCES NEW CONSUMER-INSPIRED ENTRÉE WITH GIVEAWAY ON FACEBOOK and MOUSEBREATH Hi evrybuddy, Skeezix here. I am SO excited to share the news that a new Fancy Feast® TasteMakers™ entrée is being introduced tomorrow on the Fancy Feast Facebook page. This is a speshul formulayshun that was developed by Joan Spector for a […]

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Kitten Stranded atop 125 Foot Tree

Kitten Stranded atop 125 Foot Tree

Well, it’s been a quiet week above Lake Shabow, neer Castro Valley, my hometown, out on the edje of the big forest. Quiet exsept for a kerfuffle involving two kittins hooz mom’s name was Jackie. One of her kittins came to her howling, “TIMMY’S IN THE WELL!” “Mac Duff is in the tree!” Jackie wint […]

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And the Winner of the Red Carpet Swag Bag is…..

And the Winner of the Red Carpet Swag Bag is…..

I am happy to annownse that the winner of the quilted hipster Red Carpet Bag full of swag giveaway is …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. ………… …………… …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. …. ………………… ………….. ……………. ……………… ……………….. ……………….. ……………. The […]

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Meowvelous Movies: Winter Birds

Meowvelous Movies: Winter Birds

SKEEZIX: If yer looking for a good moovie to watch this weekend, me and my big bruther Mao wood like to rekummend “Winter Birds.” MAO: Skeezix, yer not suppost to leed with that. Yer suppost to tell them a little about the movie and whut sucked and whut was good and then AT THE END […]

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13 Cat Fashions for St Patrick’s Day

13 Cat Fashions for St Patrick’s Day

Hi evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. If you know me, you know St Patrick’s Day is my favorite holiday of the yeer even tho you have to ware green, wich isn’t my favorite color. It’s only a munth until the Big Day, so don’t delay figuring out whut green stuff to ware so you don’t git pinched. […]

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Cat Blogging Icon Turns 8

Cat Blogging Icon Turns 8

I don’t think thare’s a cat blogger alive who duzn’t know who Daisy the Curly Cat is. But in case you were just borned, or maybe living without the interwebs, Daisy is the most famousest and the most talented and ambishess cat you’ll ever meet. She was borned 8 yeers ago today and she wint […]

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Friday’s Feline Fashion Finds

Friday’s Feline Fashion Finds

Hey everybuddy, Skeezix heer. Kittehs, if yer wundering whut to git yer food lady for Valentine’s Day, I rekummend this snappy little tank with a suttle cat print. You can dress it up with a brite red skarf and a teeny pencil skirt, or let it hang out with a pair of skinny jeans and […]

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Mancat Mancave Monday: The Pink Feather Dream

Mancat Mancave Monday: The Pink Feather Dream

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Fred was a little hungover frum New Yeer’s nipitinis, so I’m taking over the Mancat Mancave colum for him this week. And boy, are you in for a treet! If you’ve got a lot of Krissmiss money to spend, this Pink Feather Canopy Mancat Mancave is a fethery dreem, with more […]

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Cat Fashion — a Look Back at Old Timey Feline Fashionistas

Cat Fashion — a Look Back at Old Timey Feline Fashionistas

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Sum peeple think the Cat fashion fenomenon has surfaced only reesintly, but I can tell you, cats have bin dressing up for many many yeers. Even sinse before my Food Lady was borned. Like this hansum fellow. This kyoot owtfit demunstrates how slimming vertikal stripes can be. He looks as skinny […]

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Happy Hanukkah, Kittehs!

Happy Hanukkah, Kittehs!

Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish kitteh frends and thare famlies! Please follow and like us:

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Mancat Monday: Putting up the Christmas Lights

Mancat Monday: Putting up the Christmas Lights

Mancat Monday is very speshul this week, cuz I am going to share with you one of my faverite mancatliest mancat holiday tradishuns with you. At this time of yeer, one of the mancatliest things you can do (besides watchin’ football in yer mancat mancave) is to snoopervise the putting up of the Krissmiss lites. […]

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Fashion Friday: What Not to Wear

Fashion Friday: What Not to Wear

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer with a cupple of feline fashionista tips as we move into the holiday seezin. Dig yer Christmas sweaters out of the mothballs, and get your Santa on! Ware the owtfit. Don’t let the owtfit ware you. In the example below, the kyoot swetter has compleetely taken over the cat. She will […]

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Cat Drag Racers Vie at Catnip Raceway

Cat Drag Racers Vie at Catnip Raceway

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. You all know how I love to drive, and what a good driver I am. Who can furget win I drove to Bakersfeeld or win I dragraced on the Ford Test track in Deerborn Mishygin? I spend a lot of time obzerving other racers in order to improove my tekneek. That’s […]

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