Category: Skeezix the Cat

Krissmiss Underpants for Cats – with Tale Hole!
[ 12 ] December 2, 2011 |

Krissmiss Underpants for Cats – with Tale Hole!

Hey, evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. For today’s Fashion Show Friday, I’m gonna talk abowt a kind of tabooo subjikt: Krissmiss underpants. This is a pare of my Krissmiss underpants. They are red to go with all my Krissmiss owtfits. If I was Jewish, I mite chooze sum nice brite bloo boxers with drayduls all over them. […]

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Fashion Friday: Ear Flap Cat Caps
[ 2 ] November 25, 2011 |

Fashion Friday: Ear Flap Cat Caps

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer — are you reddy for Ear Flap Cat Caps??? I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving and gots gobs and gobs of turkey! I wuz gonna have Tripper model the ear flap cat caps, but he’s having a time out for the rest of the yeer after restling the Turkey […]

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Mancat Mancave Will Tickle You Pink!
[ 3 ] November 21, 2011 |

Mancat Mancave Will Tickle You Pink!

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Fred is on vacation this week, so I’m taking over Mancat Mancave Monday for him in his absense. I hope you like the manly mancat mancave that I picked. This kyoot Designer Cat House in Tickled Pink is maybe the my faverite mancat mancave of all time! It’s clean and modern, […]

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Send Free Food to Shelter Pets with a Tweet
November 16, 2011 |

Send Free Food to Shelter Pets with a Tweet

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix here. A couple of yeers ago, I vizited a bunch of kittens at the Dayton Ohio county shelter. Boy, those kittehs were all over me — I felt like Justin Beeber! Win I wuz thare, I lernd that many shelters rely upon the big pet food cumpanies like Iams and Eukanuba for […]

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Fashion Friday: How to Pose Like a Model
[ 4 ] October 28, 2011 |

Fashion Friday: How to Pose Like a Model

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Sinse most of you will be putting on kyoot Halloween owtfits and pozing fur fotos this weekend, I thot it wood be a good time to give you sum modeling tips. Modeling is secund nature to me, but I realize it’s not for everycat. But once you understand how to modul, […]

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Tuesday Travels: Destination Kansas
[ 5 ] October 24, 2011 |

Tuesday Travels: Destination Kansas

Today, my frends, I realized a lifelong dreem. I got to go to Kansas, ware my idol Judy Garlund was in the Wizzerd of Oz. And I got to dress in my Dorothy Gale outfit for the trip. Win we got to Kansas, we had dinner with sum old frends and sum new frends. Sevrul […]

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Fashion Friday: Manly Mancat Shirts
[ 2 ] October 21, 2011 |

Fashion Friday: Manly Mancat Shirts

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Today, I’m gonna give you sum fashun advice on evryday ware. That’s what you ware win yer not out on a date or at cherch or a wedding or sumthing. The foundation of any mancats wardrobe should be a collection of very nice, very klassy t-sherts like the one I’m modeling […]

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Monday Movie: Spider Cat & the Evil Red Dot
[ 1 ] October 10, 2011 |

Monday Movie: Spider Cat & the Evil Red Dot

Let’s face it. Us cats can do remarkable things in purrsuit of the evil red dot. This cat was able to assume pawsome Spidercat powers in his attempt to keep the werld safe frum the invasion of evil red dots. And, he did so wile living in a house painted a bilious green color that […]

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Fashion Friday: GIVEAWAY – Fashion Cats Book
[ 7 ] October 7, 2011 |

Fashion Friday: GIVEAWAY – Fashion Cats Book

I’ve bin wating most of my life for the book, Fashion Cats by cat couturier Takako Iwasa to be published. And finely, you can buy it in the U.S.!!!! I’ve spent all week with my nose in it, taking notes and wundering how her cats make thare ears go so flat! Iwasa makes all the […]

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Fashion Show Friday: The Preppy Look
[ 11 ] September 30, 2011 |

Fashion Show Friday: The Preppy Look

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix here. Today, I’m modelling my new favorite shirt. It is a sporty pink seersucker shirt frum American Digs. Now I know whut yer thinking. NOBUDDY wares seersucker or wite shoes after Laber Day, rite? Well, you’d be rong. Cuz being a Feline Fashionista meens braking the rools sumtimes. And this is such […]

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Forget Bloomberg. Bodega Cats Rool NYC
[ 1 ] September 30, 2011 |

Forget Bloomberg. Bodega Cats Rool NYC

Move over, Mr Bloomberg. It’s hardly a secret that cats ROOL New York City. I meen c’mon it is OUR TOWN! Our contribyooshuns to New York’s commerce is finely being rekugnized, ferst by the Noo York Times, and secund, by an insiteful dokumentary (shone below) of the Bodega Cat lifecycle, inclooding a look at Bodega […]

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Fashion Friday: 6 Steps to Avoid Fashion Foe-Paws
[ 7 ] September 23, 2011 |

Fashion Friday: 6 Steps to Avoid Fashion Foe-Paws

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Today I’m gonna talk to you about Fashion Foe-Paws. Foe-Paw is a Frenchy werd that meens Fashion Dizaster. And despite the fact that cats have an innate fashion sense, sumtimes they fall pray to fashion foe-paws. Like the cat in the orange owtfit above. This fashion foe-paw is so big, he […]

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Meow Like a Pirate, Mateys, an Grab Yerself a Wench!
[ 7 ] September 19, 2011 |

Meow Like a Pirate, Mateys, an Grab Yerself a Wench!

Avast! Today we sellebrate MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY, a festival started long ago by t’ esteemed an’ feersum Cap’n Nels La Purr, who went t’ Davy Jones’ locker but still lives in our harts: So do rite by Cap’n Nels and wrangle yer wenches ‘n grab a cask o’ nipitinis ‘n join th’ pawty. […]

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Colorado Cat Found 5 Years Later in New York City
[ 4 ] September 15, 2011 |

Colorado Cat Found 5 Years Later in New York City

Willow, a byootiful sweet-mannered Calico cat deesided about five yeers ago to vizit the Big Apple. One day she made a brake for it win contracters left the frunt door open. She headed east from her home in Bolder, Colorado, filled with dreams of Brodway and Times Sqware and the opportunity to meet da grate […]

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Fashion Show Friday:  The Sequined Scalliwag
[ 9 ] September 9, 2011 |

Fashion Show Friday: The Sequined Scalliwag

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Did you know that “Meow Like a Pirate Day” is just around the corner? Are you reddy, Mateys???? Well, I sure am! When I was at BlogPaws, I ran into my grate frends frum PetSmart, and they shode me the new line of clothing they have frum Martha Stewart Pets. Well, […]

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New Simon’s Cat Video: Cat and Mouse
[ 5 ] September 2, 2011 |

New Simon’s Cat Video: Cat and Mouse

Deer Mr Simon’s Cat: I wood like to let you know that you stole my trademark moove, the BUTT-IN-FACE manoover. It is kleerly an infrinjment of my copyrite. Maybe you cood just give me kredit at the end of yer moovey or add me as a pade consultunt. Yer frend and fan, Skeezix the Cat

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Fashion Show Friday: Martha Stewart Pets Windbreaker
[ 6 ] September 2, 2011 |

Fashion Show Friday: Martha Stewart Pets Windbreaker

Video: Skeezix Models Martha Stewart Pet Fashions Skeezix Models Martha Stewart Pet Fashions Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. I was vary vary lucky to see my frends frum PetSmart at BlogPaws last weekend, cuz they were showing off thare entire line of Martha Stewart Pet fashuns. And the minit they saw me, they gave me lots […]

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Kitty Cat Hats Rescue Bad Fur Days
[ 2 ] August 22, 2011 |

Kitty Cat Hats Rescue Bad Fur Days

Thare’s nuthing werse than looking yerself in the mirror ferst thing in the morning and realizing with horror that yer having a bad fur day. But no one will notiss if you don one of theeze stylish and colorful nit hats. Sum (like the one above) even have bilt-in mohawk harestiles! This one will help […]

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Tabby Tuesday: The Smartest Tabby EVER?
[ 5 ] August 2, 2011 |

Tabby Tuesday: The Smartest Tabby EVER?

I’ll admit it, I’m scairt of balloons. Maybe becuz ware thare’s balloons, clownz are shur to follow. Here is a moovey of a tabby putting aside any feers to save his famly frum a bunch of evil balloons. And maybe clownz, too. Watch his Spiderman-like prowiss as he scales the cabinetts to grab them. Good […]

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Friday Funnies: Is That Cat Wearing a Rug?
[ 0 ] July 28, 2011 |

Friday Funnies: Is That Cat Wearing a Rug?

This one’s for you, Mochy and Disco. Have a grate weekend, evrybuddy! via email

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