Hey, evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. For today’s Fashion Show Friday, I’m gonna talk abowt a kind of tabooo subjikt: Krissmiss underpants. This is a pare of my Krissmiss underpants. They are red to go with all my Krissmiss owtfits. If I was Jewish, I mite chooze sum nice brite bloo boxers with drayduls all over them. [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer — are you reddy for Ear Flap Cat Caps??? I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving and gots gobs and gobs of turkey! I wuz gonna have Tripper model the ear flap cat caps, but he’s having a time out for the rest of the yeer after restling the Turkey [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Fred is on vacation this week, so I’m taking over Mancat Mancave Monday for him in his absense. I hope you like the manly mancat mancave that I picked. This kyoot Designer Cat House in Tickled Pink is maybe the my faverite mancat mancave of all time! It’s clean and modern, [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix here. A couple of yeers ago, I vizited a bunch of kittens at the Dayton Ohio county shelter. Boy, those kittehs were all over me — I felt like Justin Beeber! Win I wuz thare, I lernd that many shelters rely upon the big pet food cumpanies like Iams and Eukanuba for [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Sinse most of you will be putting on kyoot Halloween owtfits and pozing fur fotos this weekend, I thot it wood be a good time to give you sum modeling tips. Modeling is secund nature to me, but I realize it’s not for everycat. But once you understand how to modul, [...]
Today, my frends, I realized a lifelong dreem. I got to go to Kansas, ware my idol Judy Garlund was in the Wizzerd of Oz. And I got to dress in my Dorothy Gale outfit for the trip. Win we got to Kansas, we had dinner with sum old frends and sum new frends. Sevrul [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Today, I’m gonna give you sum fashun advice on evryday ware. That’s what you ware win yer not out on a date or at cherch or a wedding or sumthing. The foundation of any mancats wardrobe should be a collection of very nice, very klassy t-sherts like the one I’m modeling [...]
Let’s face it. Us cats can do remarkable things in purrsuit of the evil red dot. This cat was able to assume pawsome Spidercat powers in his attempt to keep the werld safe frum the invasion of evil red dots. And, he did so wile living in a house painted a bilious green color that [...]
I’ve bin wating most of my life for the book, Fashion Cats by cat couturier Takako Iwasa to be published. And finely, you can buy it in the U.S.!!!! I’ve spent all week with my nose in it, taking notes and wundering how her cats make thare ears go so flat! Iwasa makes all the [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix here. Today, I’m modelling my new favorite shirt. It is a sporty pink seersucker shirt frum American Digs. Now I know whut yer thinking. NOBUDDY wares seersucker or wite shoes after Laber Day, rite? Well, you’d be rong. Cuz being a Feline Fashionista meens braking the rools sumtimes. And this is such [...]
Move over, Mr Bloomberg. It’s hardly a secret that cats ROOL New York City. I meen c’mon it is OUR TOWN! Our contribyooshuns to New York’s commerce is finely being rekugnized, ferst by the Noo York Times, and secund, by an insiteful dokumentary (shone below) of the Bodega Cat lifecycle, inclooding a look at Bodega [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Today I’m gonna talk to you about Fashion Foe-Paws. Foe-Paw is a Frenchy werd that meens Fashion Dizaster. And despite the fact that cats have an innate fashion sense, sumtimes they fall pray to fashion foe-paws. Like the cat in the orange owtfit above. This fashion foe-paw is so big, he [...]
Avast! Today we sellebrate MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY, a festival started long ago by t’ esteemed an’ feersum Cap’n Nels La Purr, who went t’ Davy Jones’ locker but still lives in our harts: So do rite by Cap’n Nels and wrangle yer wenches ‘n grab a cask o’ nipitinis ‘n join th’ pawty. [...]
Willow, a byootiful sweet-mannered Calico cat deesided about five yeers ago to vizit the Big Apple. One day she made a brake for it win contracters left the frunt door open. She headed east from her home in Bolder, Colorado, filled with dreams of Brodway and Times Sqware and the opportunity to meet da grate [...]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Did you know that “Meow Like a Pirate Day” is just around the corner? Are you reddy, Mateys???? Well, I sure am! When I was at BlogPaws, I ran into my grate frends frum PetSmart, and they shode me the new line of clothing they have frum Martha Stewart Pets. Well, [...]
Deer Mr Simon’s Cat: I wood like to let you know that you stole my trademark moove, the BUTT-IN-FACE manoover. It is kleerly an infrinjment of my copyrite. Maybe you cood just give me kredit at the end of yer moovey or add me as a pade consultunt. Yer frend and fan, Skeezix the Cat
Video: Skeezix Models Martha Stewart Pet Fashions Skeezix Models Martha Stewart Pet Fashions Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. I was vary vary lucky to see my frends frum PetSmart at BlogPaws last weekend, cuz they were showing off thare entire line of Martha Stewart Pet fashuns. And the minit they saw me, they gave me lots [...]
Thare’s nuthing werse than looking yerself in the mirror ferst thing in the morning and realizing with horror that yer having a bad fur day. But no one will notiss if you don one of theeze stylish and colorful nit hats. Sum (like the one above) even have bilt-in mohawk harestiles! This one will help [...]
I’ll admit it, I’m scairt of balloons. Maybe becuz ware thare’s balloons, clownz are shur to follow. Here is a moovey of a tabby putting aside any feers to save his famly frum a bunch of evil balloons. And maybe clownz, too. Watch his Spiderman-like prowiss as he scales the cabinetts to grab them. Good [...]
This one’s for you, Mochy and Disco. Have a grate weekend, evrybuddy! via email
Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya
Today we want to introduce the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth, Shiva and Jaya. They stand at the service of all anipals except snakies. (They do, however, serve allicattors and crocs and caidudes!) They absolutely love spiders and would have them for dinner, but their mom says no. We wonder why. Who would not [...]
Giveaway: SHEBA Gourmet Cat Food Gift Basket
Did somebody say NOMS? Ha! I knew I could get your attention! Whether you’re a kitteh or kitteh lover, Mousebreath and SHEBA have something for you! Mousebreath has partnered with SHEBA® Entrees for the launch of their “SHEBA. Feed Your Passion™” Contest, featuring cat lover Eva Longoria. The SHEBA® brand celebrates the many [...]
Top Tips for Traveling with Your Cat (INFOGRAPHIC)
As I’m traveling this week across the country to BlogPaws, I wonder what it would be like to travel with Skeezix or Tripper (Mao is out of the question since he’d bray at the top of his lungs for the entire duration of the flight.) Since Tripper’s size exceeds airline regulations for under-seat travel, that [...]
These dressy vintage cat flats feature three smiling cat faces on each shoe. They’re gilded in silver and gold tones, and available in a size 6. If you have teeny feet, you can score these for the low low price of $20!
This mancat mancave is a nice refyoodge win yer trying to git away frum yer pesky sister. It purrvides a kozy hidey hole with slits ware you can still see evrything that’s going on. And thare’s a washable cushun on top in case you want a better view. It’s a stylish deezine, not that I [...]
Meditations with Meezers: Live Together
We all have to live together, so we might as well live together happily.– HH the Dalai Lama Chey says: He is saying that you might want to try to get along with me and stop being so bossy. Ichiro: But I love you. That’s why I always want to sit on your head so [...]
Ask Max Monday: In Which Manner Shalt I Whiz?
Max! I need help! I heard the people talk about coyotes in my neighborhood and how some cats have been found DEAD and I go outside a lot! What should I do! Stay inside! Dear Max, I wented to the doctor and he gave me a shot in my back and now I have to [...]
Internet Cat Video Fest Hits the West Coast this Weekend with Cat-Art-Tech Catstravaganza!
Are you dying to go to the Internet Cat Video Festival but can’t make it to Minneapolis this summer? If you live in the San Francisco Bay Area, you’re in luck. The Internet Cat Video Festival is holding a screening in Oakland, CA tomorrow (May 11th). And, true to high tech Bay Area form, the [...]
If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an established following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. [...]
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