“…a trusted friend is the best relative…” The Buddah Chey says: Because you cannot pick your relatives, it is important to pick trusted friends. Ichiro: And you picked ME! Chey: To say I “picked” you is a generous way of looking at it. Ichiro: That’s okay! I’ll sit on your head anyway. Because I love […]
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Max… we has a physics question for you. How is it that foster kittens are very big, but they sound like the thundering horde when they run down a hallway?? thanks – the random felines I think it’s due to compression factors. Kittens are composed mostly of cartilage, rubbery ligaments and tendons, copious amounts of […]
It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog. She is quite the popular, loveable character. Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Cathy Keisha: I’m Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the World’s Most Stunning […]
“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ―Rumi Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished. Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.
Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady she’s adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was “between houses.” Now she owns the food lady’s house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, […]
This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the… Oh, wait, she’s not the Elvira of horror story fame. The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Elvira: I am Elvira, a […]
A UK commercial has captured the fancy of England’s citizenry, all because of a cat singing a duet of “We Built this City” with a girl on a pink bicycle. Argue all you want that “We Built this City” is the worst song ever written. You can’t escape the fact that Grace Slick’s got nuthin’ […]
“If light is in your heart, You will find your way home…” ~ Rumi Chey says: This means that you will always find a way home if you have love and light in your heart. Ichiro: If Find Chey Friday is any indication, your heart is pretty dark Chey: Home, in this case is figurative, […]
Dear Max, The food lady works from home 3 days a week. You’d think this would would be good news. After all, like the food lady sez, “Stinky goodness doesn’t grow on trees, girls.” We were hoping for all-day breffus buffay, more scritches, and more napping on the food lady’s legs and boobs. (Yes, you […]
It’s a pleasure to introduce many of our readers to a new kitty who has only been blogging for a few months, Alice Marie from Alice 101. She leads an interesting life on a farm and helps her mom make nip toys. That’s a job most of us kitties would love to have. Funny Farmer […]
Long ago, in a galaxy far away, we had a theme song for Mao called Mao the Spacecat, sung to the Star Trek Voyager theme. Mao the Spacecat roams the universe in search of shrimp in search of shrimp in search of shrimp he flies. OK, not a great theme song as theme songs go, […]
Over at The Cat Post Intelligencer, we’re like so overwhelmingly honored to have the award winning author Kristine Kathryn Rusch as a guest blogger today. Kris is the author of dozens of books and hundreds of short stories. Her books span the gamut of fantasy, urban fantasy, science fiction, mystery, and romance. More importantly, she […]
All things share the same breath — the beast, the tree, the man, the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports. ~Chief Seattle (Ts’ial-la-kum), Suquamish and Duwamish tribes Chey says: This means as distasteful as it is, we may share a spirit and a breath. Ichiro: What’s distasteful about it? I like […]
Dear Max – something terrible has happened here. We have always enjoyed nomming on certain dry kibbles and certain canned stinky goodness. Well, the canned stinky goodness just sits and sits in the cabinet, and now we see that the bag for our dry kibble has changed. And it tastes like cardboard. Poor Nicky has […]
What a privilege to sit down with Finland’s own Carlos from The Daily Cat blog. He is an indoor kitty who keeps his secretary well-supplied with post materials and travels annually to paradise, a place all kitties would give their longest whiskers to visit. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Carlos: […]
All the effort in the world won’t matter if you’re not inspired.”- Chuck Palahniuk Chey says: This is why if I’m not inspired I sleep. Ichiro: Man, you never get inspired do you?
Oh wize guru Max, I have a question for you. Why is the human so stoooopid? It takes forever for the elder cat and me to get through to her! The Elder cat, Fudgie, sits on the back of her chair staring at the empty food bowl and flapping her tail into the woman’s face, […]
We are pleased to have Harry, Tipp, Dexter and Willow of Cherry City Kitties with us today, and we’re sure you’ll enjoy getting to know them better. They’re a fun group of furries. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Harry: I’m Harry, the oldest and handsomest. Tipp: I’m a house panther. Well, […]
This cat knows: when you see a mailman, you gotta go postal: Yet, other cats really love their mailmen: Into which camp do you fall?
You’ll have your chance tomorrow. Jackson will host his second Cat Mojo Google+ Hangout on Wednesday, February 5th. He will be answering viewer questions LIVE on air. About Jackson: A cat behaviorist by day and rock ‘n’ roller by night, Jackson challenges the traditional cat lover persona with his tattoo clad arms and guitar shaped briefcase filled with cat […]