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Good News Tewsday: Cat Hero Saves Family in Fire
[ 1 ] February 14, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Cat Hero Saves Family in Fire

A Hero Cat in the Alberta community of Clairmont put the bitey on his owner to wake her up and alert her to a house fire in progress. At first, she just thought Fluffy was poking her to get an early breakfast, but smoke soon enveloped them and they fled the house. In the quote of […]

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Ask Max Monday: Denial is Totally an Option
[ 3 ] February 13, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Denial is Totally an Option

Dear Max, Iz a huge, long-hair kittay and my momz iz at her witz end with all the tanglez in my furz. She got a special comb thingy to get them out but they just come back. She tried rubbing me with a anti-cling sheet but it didn’t help much. Mom sez my furz is […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Get the Mowsie!
[ 1 ] February 10, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Get the Mowsie!

HOMER: This wuz a good wun! RENO: Yah, I never seen a mowsie. How ’bout you? HOMER: Nah. Do yoo think they taste like chikkin? RENO: I dunno. Fansy Feest duzn’t have a mowsie flayver. At least not one I’ve ever had. HOMER: Well, thare missin out! I bet it wood be reely pawpular! RENO: […]

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Act Fast! Still Time to Buy a OOAK Cat Valentine!
[ 0 ] February 7, 2017 |

Act Fast! Still Time to Buy a OOAK Cat Valentine!

We get it. We know you’re sad that Skeezix the Cat Valentines are not available for purchase. But don’t despair… and don’t wait until the last minute when your only choice for a Valentine’s Card will be on the chewing tobacco rack at your corner 7-11. Here are 20 hand-crafted cards that will surprise and delight their […]

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Good News Tewsday: Ollie the Escape Artist Back at National Zoo
[ 1 ] February 7, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Ollie the Escape Artist Back at National Zoo

Ollie the bobcat, who escaped from the National Zoo in Washington, DC last week, was located after three long days on the lam. She was found on zoo property. The wild cat, who is only a whisker larger than my 22-lb tabby, Tripper, most likely climbed through a small opening in the mesh net around her […]

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Ask Max Monday: ‘Cause This Is Filler, Filler Night…
[ 8 ] February 6, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: ‘Cause This Is Filler, Filler Night…

  Since there were no questions for this week, I present you with a picture of the Woman being…gawd, being herself. Perhaps it will help you understand what I have to live with. She did that in public, doods. And really, camo and hi-viz? Like what did she really want? To be invisible OR be […]

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At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerlz & Berdz Fun
[ 0 ] February 3, 2017 |

At the Movies with Homereno: Sqwerlz & Berdz Fun

HOMER: Wich do yoo like better: sqwerlz or berdz? RENO: That a tuffy. Do I hafta chooze? HOMER: Nah. It’s just a hyperthetikul qweschun. RENO: A whut? HOMER: A hyperthetikul. It meens I’m just makin’ konversayshun by askin qweschuns. RENO:  Well I probly woodn’t EET a sqwerl, cuz the one in this week’s moovey looks a little like […]

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Punxsutawney Phil Says “40% OFF at TRIPLE T!”
[ 1 ] February 2, 2017 |

Punxsutawney Phil Says “40% OFF at TRIPLE T!”

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, so you’d better put on your mittens, kittens! What better place to find those mittens than at Triple T Studios, where they’re holding a Groundhog Day Sale! You can save 40% on all purchases with your coupon code: Winter6. OK, they aren’t mittens, but gloves… but you’ll LOVE […]

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Good News Tewsday: Bronx Cat Burglar’s Criminal Adventure
[ 4 ] January 31, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Bronx Cat Burglar’s Criminal Adventure

A one-eared flamepoint in the Bronx is happy and healthy today because he took the risk of breaking into a stranger’s apartment to get help. Kenia Castellanos, who runs the Hudson Valley branch of animal advocacy group Empty Cages Collective (ECC) explained that the cat entered a stranger’s apartment through an open window. Now named Zebro, […]

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Ask Max Monday: First Food O’Clock
[ 0 ] January 30, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: First Food O’Clock

Dear Max, Please stop telling the cats that breakfast should be served at 5am. Thanks, the mom No problem. Kitties. Heads up. Take note. First Food O’clock is not at 5 am. It’s really more like 4:45 am. And since it takes people a bit of time to wake up sufficiently to operate the thumbs […]

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The Cat’s Guide to Chinese New Year
[ 1 ] January 28, 2017 |

The Cat’s Guide to Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year is just around the corner. Many Chinatown cats HATE this holiday because of all the firecrackers, but if you just go hide in a closet during the parade, you’ll be fine. It can be fun and enlightening to discover your Chinese astrology sign. Take that first step toward true enlightenment, kittehs, by […]

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Friday Film Review by Homereno: String Theory
[ 2 ] January 27, 2017 |

Friday Film Review by Homereno: String Theory

HOMER: I was disappointed this week. RENO: Why? I thot you liked this moovey. HOMER: I did. But I thot it wuz named String CHEEZE. I got all hungried up fur nuthin. RENO: Well, stik with me and I’ll help yoo skore sum havarti frum that big kold peeple food box in the kichin. HOMER: […]

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12 Va-Va-Va-Voomy Valentine Ideas for Cat Lovers
[ 1 ] January 25, 2017 |

12 Va-Va-Va-Voomy Valentine Ideas for Cat Lovers

With all the vitriol in the air this week, it’s time we focused on something sweeter — like Valentine’s Day. Yep, it’s just around the corner. Here are a dozen hand-crafted card and gift ideas for you, your SO and your kitty to get yourself focused on a kinder, gentler February. Sweetheart Sweater $29.14 Jamie […]

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Good News Tewsday: Wild Cat Trafficking Outlawed in UAE
[ 2 ] January 24, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Wild Cat Trafficking Outlawed in UAE

  The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has passed a law banning the private ownership and trade of wild and dangerous animals, including cheetahs, tigers, and lions. Those keeping these animals as pets and status symbols will be subject to a $136,000 fine or jail. Anyone seen in public walking his exotic pet–taking your cheetah for […]

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Ask Max Monday: You Are Worth It
[ 4 ] January 23, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: You Are Worth It

Max, my cat doesn’t bite me, exactly, but he sets his teeth on me sometimes. Why? There are a couple of reasons why. 1-he’s warning you that he could bite, but he’s choosing not to. 2- he loves you and has no concept of what kissing really is. Or 3-he’s taste-testing you. I’d sleep with […]

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Friday Film Review by Homereno: Birds & Squirrel Fun in December
[ 2 ] January 20, 2017 |

Friday Film Review by Homereno: Birds & Squirrel Fun in December

RENO: Is is pawsibul to watch too menny sqwerlz and berd videos? HOMER: I don’t think so, I cood watch them all day. In fakt, I praktikly do! RENO: Well, this is a good one. Not qwite the same huge swarmz of berdies like last week’s movey, but still plenty of berdies. HOMER: And SQWERLZ! […]

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Paper Cat Sculpture is the Cat’s Meow!
[ 3 ] January 18, 2017 |

Paper Cat Sculpture is the Cat’s Meow!

I’m fascinated with paper art, especially the amazing things that can now be done with laser cutting and 3D design. And I’ve always get excited by stationery stores and pop-up books. So I was enchanted by the CNN video below about LovePop Cards, a company said to be revolutionizing the greeting card business with its […]

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Good News Tewsday: Thomas Jefferson’s Bad Day
[ 4 ] January 17, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Thomas Jefferson’s Bad Day

Thomas Jefferson had a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad day. The day started off well enough, with his usual breakfast of Fancy Feast sliced turkey in gravy. But it was downhill from there. Way downhill. He was up doing his usual exploring and defense of the perimeter of his house from the roof, 3 […]

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Ask Max Monday: No Butts About It
[ 5 ] January 16, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: No Butts About It

MAX!!! I think my peeple are WIKKINS! They lokt us in a room, and win we came out, the krissmiss tree wuz GON and thare wuz nuthin but a pile of needuls ware it had been. I think they used BLAK MAJIK to make it disappeer. Can they make US disappeer? And how menny sleeps […]

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Friday Film Review by Homereno: Winter Birds
[ 3 ] January 13, 2017 |

Friday Film Review by Homereno: Winter Birds

HOMER: I like to spend a lot of time during the day watching the hummy berds owtside the kichen window. RENO: Me too! Thare better than flies! HOMER: Only yoo kant ketch em and eet em. RENO: Why duzn’t Fansy Feest make a hummy berd flayver? HOMER: That wood be dope! But then I woodn’t […]

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