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Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.
[ 3 ] June 16, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Lick it. Lick it Good.

Max, I just got a Da Bird toy for my cats. 3 of them think it’s spiffy, but one of them is scared. He’s a bit of a fraidy cat, but this is the first time he’s been scared of a toy (he loves toys.) If Da Bird is scooting on the ground he will […]

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Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage
[ 26 ] June 13, 2014 |

Princess Savannah and The Kid Sage

Our special guests this week are Savannah and Sage AKA The Kid Sage from Savannah’s Paw Tracks.  They have a lot of interest to say so we’ll get right to the interview. Funny Farmer Felines: Savannah, please introduce yourself and your family. Savannah:  I am Savannah, a Russian Blue with white markings.  There is Dad […]

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Tuxie Gives Toddler a Good Licking (VIDEO)
[ 1 ] June 11, 2014 |

Tuxie Gives Toddler a Good Licking (VIDEO)

Hoover, a handsome tuxie, has one job and he takes it very seriously. The job? Keeping the world safe from baby stink. “My job sucks, which is why they call me Hoover,” he said. “Have you ever SMELLED a baby? They reek of burped up urpy stuff, barf, goopy poopy, and crusty old baby food. […]

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Cat Machine-Gun Paws His Way to Early Breakfast (VIDEO)
[ 0 ] June 11, 2014 |

Cat Machine-Gun Paws His Way to Early Breakfast (VIDEO)

Kittehs, take note. Especially if you are ignominiously shut out of the bedroom at night. Do whatever you need to do to get that darned door open. This cat uses a little back leg machine-gun action: How do YOU get locked doors open, kittehs?

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Lynx and Tabby BFFs in St Petersburg (VIDEO)
[ 1 ] June 10, 2014 |

Lynx and Tabby BFFs in St Petersburg (VIDEO)

There is a strange pairing at the St Petersburg Zoo in Russia. A tabby and a lynx are BFFs, and it’s a pairing that’s lasted since 2008. When asked about the friendship, the tabby, Ivan, purred, “I lived on the streets and found a fine home and a BFF at this place. I want to […]

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Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.
[ 4 ] June 9, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Those Should Not Be Blue. Ever.

Max, da food lady is sick of us shedding. It was snowing as late as May 16 here in Shikoggo. So all the fur we was saving up for like 8 munfs is now flying all over da house. We’re OK wiff it, but the food lady is loozing her shiz-nit. She has all da […]

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There’s a Reason This Dear Kitten Vid Has Gone Viral
[ 1 ] June 8, 2014 |

There’s a Reason This Dear Kitten Vid Has Gone Viral

This video just went viral, and for good reason. If you ever had a curmudgeonly older cat teach a kitten the ropes, you won’t want to miss it: And yes, I’m a sucker for the orangies!

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Alfie the Social Siamese
[ 22 ] June 6, 2014 |

Alfie the Social Siamese

Today we have the loveable and outspoken Alfie from the blog Mollie and Alfie. Mollie is not a cat; she is a woofie, well-known for her bra collection. Mollie is the spokesdog for Alfie the cat, so we have included Mollie in our graphic today but our interview is with Alfie who hails from the […]

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Cantankerous Calgary Cat has Tale to Tell
[ 1 ] June 5, 2014 |

Cantankerous Calgary Cat has Tale to Tell

Satan is a cantankerous old tabby with a tale — as compelling as Noah and the Ark’s — to tell. The Calgary-based cat vanished last June during severe flooding that resulted in his neighborhood being evacuated. His owner, Ev Neighbour, despaired of ever seeing Satan again. He entered her life 13 years ago, a scraggly […]

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Hints from HELLoise: Your Cat Owns the Best Latex Paint Remover
[ 0 ] June 3, 2014 |

Hints from HELLoise: Your Cat Owns the Best Latex Paint Remover

If you follow me on Facebook, you know we’ve been going through an epic house reno project. It started simply enough– I just wanted to pull down the wallpaper and paint. Which turned into new carpet and new closet, and geez, all that drywall that needed to be sanded a squillion times. Many layers of […]

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Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.
[ 10 ] June 2, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.

OK, what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything? 42. And don’t forget your towel. Max dood, why is it NOT funny that when mommy brings in Billy from running outside, I runout and make her chase me then when she tries to put me inside Billy runs out again. We think its […]

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Study Proves Cat Owners Smarter than Dog Owners
[ 3 ] May 31, 2014 |

Study Proves Cat Owners Smarter than Dog Owners

Oh, don’t act so surprised. A new study shows that “Dog people” and “cat people” really do have different personalities, and in fact, those who favor felines tend to be smarter. Dog lovers tended to be more extroverted and lively, while cat lovers were more introverted and sensitive and tended to be non-conformists. Denise Guastello, […]

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Nerissa the Whisk Tech
[ 26 ] May 30, 2014 |

Nerissa the Whisk Tech

It’s a pleasure to have Nerissa, one of only two egg beater-whisk time traveling-teleportation technology experts (try saying that fast) in the world, with us today.  The other is his brother Seville.  They are from the blog Nerissa’s Life. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family. Nerissa: I’m the cat behind the blog, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!
[ 6 ] May 26, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!

Doods, thank you so much for all your suggestions for quality noms! The Woman took notes and went shopping, and she bought a couple cans of several of the brands you guys like, and we’ve been trying one a day. She doesn’t want to do more than that at a time, even though we’ve never […]

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Human Agony Aunt George
[ 6 ] May 23, 2014 |

Human Agony Aunt George

We are very pleased to have the handsome George from George Online Cat.  He lives in the United Kingdom and dishes advice to cats in need of advice regarding their human pets.  His official title is a “human agony aunt”. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family … or would that be staff? […]

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Dave’s Cat Food: Nutritious, Nomilicious and Affordable
[ 1 ] May 22, 2014 |

Dave’s Cat Food: Nutritious, Nomilicious and Affordable

Recently, my boys had the good fortune to try out Dave’s Cat Food. You might not yet have heard of it, but it’s worth tracking down. It was a home run hit and our house, especially with Mao, who steamshoveled it into his mouth with more enthusiasm than he’s done anything (besides taking a dump) […]

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Hero Cat Tosses First Pitch
[ 3 ] May 21, 2014 |

Hero Cat Tosses First Pitch

Social media is abuzz and a-purrin’ this week over “Hero Cat,” a ferocious feline who saved a tricycling toddler from a brutal dog attack. The action was captured on video and CAT-apulted the Bakersfield, CA-based Tara to instant Internet fame. One of the perqs of her new-found fame was getting to throw the first pitch […]

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Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.
[ 28 ] May 19, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.

Ok, doods, this week it’ll be a little different. Instead of answering questions, I’m going to ask a couple, because you might have knowledge that my people don’t. They’re usually pretty intelligent, but all the info they’ve been reading has made their head hurt, so I felt like it would be a good idea to […]

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Sassy Sushi Belle
[ 31 ] May 16, 2014 |

Sassy Sushi Belle

We are excited to have the lovely Sushi from Sushi’s Diary blog as our interview subject this week.  You haven’t met her yet?  Well, pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Sushi: Hi. My name is Sushi and my Mom’s name is Pia. I’m turning […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Thingy In The TV Goes Nom Nom Nom
[ 4 ] May 12, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Thingy In The TV Goes Nom Nom Nom

Hi Max – furst and formost me and my Meowme lubbs you! Nao – about 8 months ago I got a sister (I am 10 and I have been the master of ceremonies and the only cat – me and Mommy I like it that way.. then we moved in w/this man.. that was ok […]

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