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Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.
[ 10 ] June 2, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Salute Your Shorts. Or Pants. Whatever.

OK, what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything? 42. And don’t forget your towel. Max dood, why is it NOT funny that when mommy brings in Billy from running outside, I runout and make her chase me then when she tries to put me inside Billy runs out again. We think its […]

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Study Proves Cat Owners Smarter than Dog Owners
[ 3 ] May 31, 2014 |

Study Proves Cat Owners Smarter than Dog Owners

Oh, don’t act so surprised. A new study shows that “Dog people” and “cat people” really do have different personalities, and in fact, those who favor felines tend to be smarter. Dog lovers tended to be more extroverted and lively, while cat lovers were more introverted and sensitive and tended to be non-conformists. Denise Guastello, […]

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Nerissa the Whisk Tech
[ 26 ] May 30, 2014 |

Nerissa the Whisk Tech

It’s a pleasure to have Nerissa, one of only two egg beater-whisk time traveling-teleportation technology experts (try saying that fast) in the world, with us today.  The other is his brother Seville.  They are from the blog Nerissa’s Life. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family. Nerissa: I’m the cat behind the blog, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!
[ 6 ] May 26, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Doods! Thanks!

Doods, thank you so much for all your suggestions for quality noms! The Woman took notes and went shopping, and she bought a couple cans of several of the brands you guys like, and we’ve been trying one a day. She doesn’t want to do more than that at a time, even though we’ve never […]

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Human Agony Aunt George
[ 6 ] May 23, 2014 |

Human Agony Aunt George

We are very pleased to have the handsome George from George Online Cat.  He lives in the United Kingdom and dishes advice to cats in need of advice regarding their human pets.  His official title is a “human agony aunt”. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your family … or would that be staff? […]

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Dave’s Cat Food: Nutritious, Nomilicious and Affordable
[ 1 ] May 22, 2014 |

Dave’s Cat Food: Nutritious, Nomilicious and Affordable

Recently, my boys had the good fortune to try out Dave’s Cat Food. You might not yet have heard of it, but it’s worth tracking down. It was a home run hit and our house, especially with Mao, who steamshoveled it into his mouth with more enthusiasm than he’s done anything (besides taking a dump) […]

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Hero Cat Tosses First Pitch
[ 3 ] May 21, 2014 |

Hero Cat Tosses First Pitch

Social media is abuzz and a-purrin’ this week over “Hero Cat,” a ferocious feline who saved a tricycling toddler from a brutal dog attack. The action was captured on video and CAT-apulted the Bakersfield, CA-based Tara to instant Internet fame. One of the perqs of her new-found fame was getting to throw the first pitch […]

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Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.
[ 28 ] May 19, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Noms. Canned Noms.

Ok, doods, this week it’ll be a little different. Instead of answering questions, I’m going to ask a couple, because you might have knowledge that my people don’t. They’re usually pretty intelligent, but all the info they’ve been reading has made their head hurt, so I felt like it would be a good idea to […]

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Sassy Sushi Belle
[ 31 ] May 16, 2014 |

Sassy Sushi Belle

We are excited to have the lovely Sushi from Sushi’s Diary blog as our interview subject this week.  You haven’t met her yet?  Well, pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Sushi: Hi. My name is Sushi and my Mom’s name is Pia. I’m turning […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Thingy In The TV Goes Nom Nom Nom
[ 4 ] May 12, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Thingy In The TV Goes Nom Nom Nom

Hi Max – furst and formost me and my Meowme lubbs you! Nao – about 8 months ago I got a sister (I am 10 and I have been the master of ceremonies and the only cat – me and Mommy I like it that way.. then we moved in w/this man.. that was ok […]

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Service Cats Dezi and Lexi

Service Cats Dezi and Lexi

We have had an educational time interviewing Deztinee and Alexandra, AKA Dezi and Lexi from the blog Deziz World.  Dezi writes the blog and Alexi writes a Facebook page.  You will enjoy meeting these lovely ladies and learning how they help their mom.Funny Farmer Felines: Please tell us a little about yourselves and your mom. […]

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Lion Cubs Pass Swim Test
[ 1 ] May 6, 2014 |

Lion Cubs Pass Swim Test

Caring for lion cubs falls into the Dream Job category, but the job gets a little tougher when you’re asked to toss ‘em in a pool and give them swimming lessons. Well, actually, the one who has the toughest job is the person who pulls them out of the pool. The best part? The sounds […]

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Ask Max Monday: Aw, Nuts…
[ 3 ] May 5, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Aw, Nuts…

Deer Max, I have anuther qweschun and I think yer the only wun hoo can anser: Kranky cat Mao told me that if I hike down the back bank to the trale in the forest, it wood leed me to the bus stayshun ware I cood buy a tikkit to Barstow, and that wood undowtedly […]

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At Least One Cat Rescued from Tornado-Torn Tupelo
[ 4 ] April 29, 2014 |

At Least One Cat Rescued from Tornado-Torn Tupelo

At least one cat was rescued in the aftermath of the devastation in Tupelo, MS as a tornado ripped through the city on Monday. One of the good guys, Hunter Allred, coaxed a cat out from underneath a demolished home on Clayton Ave in Tupelo. Allred was helping the home’s owner who had returned looking […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Easter Bunny Is Alive And Well And Living in CA
[ 3 ] April 27, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Easter Bunny Is Alive And Well And Living in CA

Max, halp. Our food lady has a paw fetish. She wants to stare at our toe beans all the time, and even once tried to put them in her mouf, which is disgusting. Speshelly, becoz we spend so much time cleaning them. Granted, our fuzzy feets are irresistible, but what is wrong with hoomans? When […]

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Puffy Puffmeister
[ 9 ] April 25, 2014 |

Puffy Puffmeister

We are pleased to interview a handsome tree climbing, mouse catching tuxedo cat today.  Some readers might not have met him yet, as he has only been blogging since August 2013, but you know he’s a fun blogger with a theme like “keep calm and catch a mouse – a day in the life of […]

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13 Cheap Ways to Catify Your Garden
[ 3 ] April 24, 2014 |

13 Cheap Ways to Catify Your Garden

Continuing the cat gardening theme… once you’ve got it planted, it’s time to catify it. There are few things more delightful than visiting a cat lady’s garden and discovering, like Easter eggs, cat sculptures, garden stakes and other outdoor art throughout. Here are 13 handcrafted cat-themed garden art that won’t break the bank — none […]

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10 Ways to Make Your Garden Cat- and Earth-Friendly
[ 2 ] April 23, 2014 |

10 Ways to Make Your Garden Cat- and Earth-Friendly

There’s dirt under my fingernails these days as I take advantage of the weather by gardening. I weed, I enjoy the chorus of wild turkeys on the hillside below me, I watch Mao enjoy a sun spot on the deck, and I plan the relandscaping of our back yard. If I were of an earlier […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Answer is Always, It Tastes Like Chicken
[ 3 ] April 21, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: The Answer is Always, It Tastes Like Chicken

Dear Max, I see you are giving out exercise advice now. I like to walk on the treadmill everyday since it is right next to my kitty climbing tree. How can I be sure to keep my perfectly fluffy shape? I don’t want to get too lean and mean, cuz chicks dig me just the […]

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The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan
[ 9 ] April 18, 2014 |

The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan

We have two lovely ladycats with us today from the blog Lily LeMew & Jan too! Lily began posting in February 2012 and Jan joined her just before Christmas of the same year. They don’t post as often as we’d like to see, but we have enjoyed reading about them since their blog opened. Funny […]

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