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Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish
[ 0 ] March 3, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish

“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ―Rumi Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished. Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.

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Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?
[ 5 ] March 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Yeah…Where’s Our Bling?

Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady she’s adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was “between houses.” Now she owns the food lady’s house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, […]

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Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash
[ 19 ] February 28, 2014 |

Elvira With Sass and Sneakers with Dash

This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the…  Oh, wait, she’s not the Elvira of horror story fame.  The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Elvira: I am Elvira, a […]

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Singing Kitty Rocks UK Ad
[ 1 ] February 25, 2014 |

Singing Kitty Rocks UK Ad

A UK commercial has captured the fancy of England’s citizenry, all because of a cat singing a duet of “We Built this City” with a girl on a pink bicycle. Argue all you want that “We Built this City” is the worst song ever written. You can’t escape the fact that Grace Slick’s got nuthin’ […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Light
[ 3 ] February 24, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Light

“If light is in your heart, You will find your way home…” ~ Rumi Chey says: This means that you will always find a way home if you have love and light in your heart. Ichiro: If Find Chey Friday is any indication, your heart is pretty dark Chey: Home, in this case is figurative, […]

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Ask Max Monday: Climb Every Mount…Person
[ 1 ] February 24, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Climb Every Mount…Person

Dear Max, The food lady works from home 3 days a week. You’d think this would would be good news. After all, like the food lady sez, “Stinky goodness doesn’t grow on trees, girls.” We were hoping for all-day breffus buffay, more scritches, and more napping on the food lady’s legs and boobs. (Yes, you […]

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Mum’s Camera-Shy Helper … Alice Marie
[ 12 ] February 21, 2014 |

Mum’s Camera-Shy Helper … Alice Marie

It’s a pleasure to introduce many of our readers to a new kitty who has only been blogging for a few months, Alice Marie from Alice 101.  She leads an interesting life on a farm and helps her mom make nip toys. That’s a job most of us kitties would love to have. Funny Farmer […]

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Spacecats!
[ 0 ] February 20, 2014 |

Spacecats!

Long ago, in a galaxy far away, we had a theme song for Mao called Mao the Spacecat, sung to the Star Trek Voyager theme. Mao the Spacecat roams the universe in search of shrimp in search of shrimp in search of shrimp he flies. OK, not a great theme song as theme songs go, […]

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Stories for Cat Lovers by Kristine Kathryn Rusch
[ 2 ] February 20, 2014 |

Stories for Cat Lovers by Kristine Kathryn Rusch

Over at The Cat Post Intelligencer, we’re like so overwhelmingly honored to have the award winning author Kristine Kathryn Rusch as a guest blogger today. Kris is the author of dozens of books and hundreds of short stories. Her books span the gamut of fantasy, urban fantasy, science fiction, mystery, and romance. More importantly, she […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Share a Breath
[ 2 ] February 17, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Share a Breath

All things share the same breath — the beast, the tree, the man, the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports. ~Chief Seattle (Ts’ial-la-kum), Suquamish and Duwamish tribes Chey says:  This means as distasteful as it is, we may share a spirit and a breath. Ichiro: What’s distasteful about it? I like […]

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Ask Max Monday: Turning Tricks
[ 6 ] February 17, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Turning Tricks

Dear Max – something terrible has happened here. We have always enjoyed nomming on certain dry kibbles and certain canned stinky goodness. Well, the canned stinky goodness just sits and sits in the cabinet, and now we see that the bag for our dry kibble has changed. And it tastes like cardboard. Poor Nicky has […]

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The Daily Deeds of Carlos Cat
[ 6 ] February 14, 2014 |

The Daily Deeds of Carlos Cat

What a privilege to sit down with Finland’s own Carlos from The Daily Cat blog.  He is an indoor kitty who keeps his secretary well-supplied with post materials and travels annually to paradise, a place all kitties would give their longest whiskers to visit. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human family. Carlos: […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Effort
[ 3 ] February 10, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Effort

All the effort in the world won’t matter if you’re not inspired.”- Chuck Palahniuk Chey says: This is why if I’m not inspired I sleep. Ichiro: Man, you never get inspired do you?

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Ask Max Monday: Hello Kitty Pillow
[ 3 ] February 10, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: Hello Kitty Pillow

Oh wize guru Max, I have a question for you. Why is the human so stoooopid? It takes forever for the elder cat and me to get through to her! The Elder cat, Fudgie, sits on the back of her chair staring at the empty food bowl and flapping her tail into the woman’s face, […]

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The Cool Cats from Cherry City
[ 15 ] February 7, 2014 |

The Cool Cats from Cherry City

We are pleased to have Harry, Tipp, Dexter and Willow of Cherry City Kitties with us today, and we’re sure you’ll enjoy getting to know them better.  They’re a fun group of furries. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your humans. Harry: I’m Harry, the oldest and handsomest. Tipp: I’m a house panther. Well, […]

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Cat Goes Postal on Mailman
[ 3 ] February 5, 2014 |

Cat Goes Postal on Mailman

This cat knows: when you see a mailman, you gotta go postal: Yet, other cats really love their mailmen: Into which camp do you fall?

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Wanna Hang Out with Jackson Galaxy? Here’s How to do it on Wed Feb 5
[ 0 ] February 4, 2014 |

Wanna Hang Out with Jackson Galaxy? Here’s How to do it on Wed Feb 5

  You’ll have your chance tomorrow. Jackson will host his second Cat Mojo Google+ Hangout on Wednesday, February 5th.  He will be answering viewer questions LIVE on air. About Jackson: A cat behaviorist by day and rock ‘n’ roller by night, Jackson  challenges the traditional cat lover persona with his tattoo clad arms and guitar shaped briefcase filled with cat […]

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Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart
[ 1 ] February 3, 2014 |

Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart

“I looked in temples, churches and mosques but I found the Divine within my heart” –Rumi Chey says: As always we shouldn’t look outside ourselves for answers. We should know we’re divine Ichiro: I thought it was that you always find something in the last place you look?

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Ask Max Monday: =sniff=
[ 7 ] February 3, 2014 |

Ask Max Monday: =sniff=

I told Buddah I didn’t have any questions to answer this week. Now, I had expected him to suddenly ask me a bunch of questions, but no, he felt bad for me. Or maybe he felt bad because he invested his evening in watching the Superb owl. He was so disappointed when he realized it […]

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Still Napping
[ 9 ] January 31, 2014 |

Still Napping

We would love to blame our Jan for the lack of an interview again this week, but, regretfully, we must inform you this isn’t her fault.  This time!  Due to technical difficulties with our computer, we were offline most of the week and were unable to get an interview prepared. We will be back next […]

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