hey max. how do i stop my kitty from bugging me for a treat at 6 am in the morning? Get up at 5 a.m. and feed him. Problem solved. Max-My Peoples watch zombie movies all the time and it makes me a-scared. If my peoples get eated into zombies, who will open the cat [ Read More ]
What do think of someone who reads almost everything you blog?Also thanks for teaching me bright new colorful words! YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! Only ALMOST everything? I think you’re slacking, dood! No, seriously, you have very good taste, and I appreciate that. Not everyone can be fine conisewers of reading. Those are the people that read [ Read More ]
Max, I have a kitty with a bobtail and she seems to have a hard time cleaning it- her tail has an awful ot of dander and she has stud tail (despite being a she and being spayed). Any tips on helping her keep it clean that don’t involve shampoo? I’m not a grooming specialist, [ Read More ]
Max…please help me feel better. My name is Hershey and I am a 12 year old Tabby boycat, and this week my mom found out that I have cancer in my head and that I don’t have a lot of time left. We are all scared here. My mom cries a lot, and I want [ Read More ]
Yo Maxi! I been eatin’ the kibble for alla my days, all 6 years of them, and now these peeps wanna make me eat RAW food. Yo, it’s MEAT an all, but why da woman not even gonna try to cook it for me? Dood. You know people. They have an inherent lazy streak, and [ Read More ]
Dear Maxy Goodness, I know you can train people but is it possible to train a cat? Always yours, Twila Possible, I suppose, providing the cat wants to be trained. Most of the time cats that seem to be trained are just humoring their people. At some point, though, that kitty just might decide [ Read More ]
Max I know you’re very wise so answer this question for me why r my 3 boys instead of being white & ginger grey & black enquiering minds need to know I think you need to find their mom kitty and shove ‘em back in. Clearly they weren’t done baking. Dude, I have a kwestchun…I [ Read More ]
Dear Max, We have a problem. Mom has been unemployed for a year and a half and gasp has found another job. We are not sure what to do. We like having her here. She fills our noms bowls when we meow. She plays with us, snuggles us and we can sleep on her. It [ Read More ]
MAX I HAVE A QWESCHUN. IS IT TROO THAT I WILL GROW HARE ON MY PAWPADS IF I LOOK AT THE CAT FANCY CENTERFOLDS? Dood…not only will you grow hair, but eventually you’ll go blind. The hair really isn’t a problem because you can get rid of that, so I suggest you keep enjoying the [ Read More ]
We haf another question. Dis one foster monster has been here for like over 2 MONTHS!! And he acts like he is staying. He sleeps next to mom and cuddles wif her while she is watchin’ TV. Any suggestion how we can get rid of him? THANKS – the Random Felines Aww…little dood is just [ Read More ]
Mr. Max, I have a sticky person that got very tall, and today he brought home a bunny rabbit. I was very excited about this until he said, “No, no, that’s not food.” What the fritos?! When is rabbit not food? I have a can that says there’s rabbit inside. It is TOO food! Well…some [ Read More ]
I just got a cat. How often should I scoop the litter box? Every time kitty goes, you scoop. What? Problem? Every time YOU go, you flush, right? Please tell me you flush… Fine…scoop it out daily and change the litter completely once a week—this means washing the box out, too. Yeah, we all know [ Read More ]
