Category: Sports

Rally Cat Scores One for the SL Cardinals as Angels Weep

Rally Cat Scores One for the SL Cardinals as Angels Weep

Last week another cat was added to the long list of baseball lovin’ felines who believe that (baseball) diamonds are the cat’s best friend. Of course, baseball is uniquely well-suited as a feline sport of choice, what with all the nommy blue jays, cardinals, orioles, and yes, even Tigers! The orange tabby seemed to materialize out […]

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Hero Cat Tosses First Pitch

Hero Cat Tosses First Pitch

Social media is abuzz and a-purrin’ this week over “Hero Cat,” a ferocious feline who saved a tricycling toddler from a brutal dog attack. The action was captured on video and CAT-apulted the Bakersfield, CA-based Tara to instant Internet fame. One of the perqs of her new-found fame was getting to throw the first pitch […]

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end uv da yeer song frum yerz truly

end uv da yeer song frum yerz truly

wen i red da grate poem mi frend max rote fer christmas … i knew i wanned to rite a song fer mi teem da noo york yankeez so mi brudder matsui an i put our hedz together an came up wid da followin, which shood be sung to da toon uv auld lang syne […]

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baseball in december?  wut da????

baseball in december? wut da????

yes brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … da grate hideki matsui, hizself, haz annownced dat he iz retiring. mi mom an i luv matsui … heck … i havva brudder named fer him. heer’z a little backgrownd fer u: in 1993 matsui joined da yomiuri giants in japan. dis teem iz da […]

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giantz … werld seriez championz

giantz … werld seriez championz

heer izza pikshur uv sergio romo, hoo hazza grate name fer a cat, an hoo iz celebratin after winnin da werld seriez! congratulashunz to da san francisco giantz. i think i called it wen i sed da giantz hav sum grate namez fer catz! heer iz sum infermashun u mite find intrestin abowt da san […]

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good namez fer a cat

good namez fer a cat

you know brudderz an sistahz, dere are sum baseball playerz hoo havva grate name fer a cat. sum egzamplez are: mickey mantle, (hideki) matsui, joba (chamberlain), an, uv course, da grate (derek) jeter, hizself. so mi mom an i were thinkin abowt da playerz fer da san francisco giantz an da detroit tigerz an heer […]

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Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over

Yankees: C Ya! But da seezin izn’t over

My esteemed koleeg Jeter Harris sugjested that the baseball seezin is over, but nuthin is farther frum da trooth unless you wuz rootin for da loozer Yankeez. In fakt, yoo cood say da seezin is just beginning. This yeer, if you followed Tripper Harrison Jeter, yoo’d know that I have bin rooting for feerce Deetroit […]

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Who’s gonna be Mr October?

Who’s gonna be Mr October?

Hello, baseball fans, this is Tripper Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris hoo I think is taking the rest of the seezin off cuz his Yankeez are the Division Champs. In the dugout with me is the little wite rat hoo knows NUTHIN about baseball ixsept whut teems have the kyootest yooniforms. Geesh. We […]

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newest yankeez fan

newest yankeez fan

brudderz an sistahz an sportzfanz uv all agez. mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter, an we ar talkin abowt baseball. mi teem, da noo york yankeez iz inna bit uvva GRATE BIG STOOPID SLUMP … an it iz […]

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rivalriez

rivalriez

brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter an we ar talkin abowt baseball. we jus finished owr 3 game weekend seriez wid owr biggest rivalz da boston red sox … […]

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hello an goodbye (fer a wile)

hello an goodbye (fer a wile)

brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez. i am jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend, tripper harrison jeter, an we ar talkin abowt baseball. it haz been a busy week fer yankeez fanz, so if u don’t mind, i am talkin abowt yankeez […]

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mi noo cap … spike lee, baseball fan?

mi noo cap … spike lee, baseball fan?

brudderz an sistahz an sportzfanz uv all agez. mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter, an we ar talkin abowt baseball. after lookin at all doze catz warin capz las week, i thot it wuz time fer a noo […]

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jus two more …

jus two more …

i am heer in da dugowt an i hav to say … i wuz stunned, sportzfanz, wid yer amazin ability to recognize sum uv mi bes frendz … hoo jus happen to be cap warin yankeez fanz! we ar not done yet, tho. i hav jus two more fer u to identify. dis time, tho, […]

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da all star brake.  time to identify sum famus yankeez fanz

da all star brake. time to identify sum famus yankeez fanz

brudderz an sistahz an sportzfanz uv all agez. mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter hav left da dugowt fer sum fun in da sun … i am heer, tho, reminiscin abowt sum grate yankeez fanz. can u identify dem? if u can identify 7 owtta 10 uv deez famus yankeez fanz […]

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curtis granderson an no-han

curtis granderson an no-han

brudderz an sistahz an sportsfanz uv all agez … i am jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter … an we ar talkin abowt baseball! first i havta jus say dat vizitin comerica park an mi grate frend titus iz alwayz a […]

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Hoo Sucked this Week in Baseball

Hoo Sucked this Week in Baseball

Hey evrybuddy, this is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter filling in for da grate Jeter Harris with the baseball repurrt frum da dugout. Da Yankeez Well the Yankeez had a ruff end to the Memoriul Day weekend, braking a 5 game winning streek win they sukked aginst the Angelz. Things were looking good for Noo York in […]

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oh no … no mo … da yankz got mo no mo’.. an udder stuff.

oh no … no mo … da yankz got mo no mo’.. an udder stuff.

hello brudderz an sistahz an sportz fanz uv all agez. mi name iz jeter harris an i am heer in da dugowt wid mi brudder matsui an mi grate frend tripper harrison jeter … an we ar heer to talk baseball. i hav 3 thingz to report to u today, injury, no-noz, anna grate yankee […]

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The Bosox Must Really Suck

The Bosox Must Really Suck

Hi evrycat, this is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter filling in for Jeter Harris In da Dugout. Last week, I sed the New York Yankees had alreddy peeked. Wich makes me think that da Boston Red Sox must REELY suk given the big beeting the Yanks gave them this last weekend. One brite spot on the Yankees […]

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In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

In da Dugout with Harrison Jeter

At Mousebreath this week we got the bad nooz that sports columnist Jeter Harris had gotten stuk in a storm drane and is recuvering frum the horror of that sichuayshun. My name is TRIPPER Harrison Jeter and I’m gonna fill in wile he’s out. Pleeze pardun my spelling becuz I am not the spelling expurt […]

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kleen up da dugowt … we ar on owr way!

kleen up da dugowt … we ar on owr way!

it’z time to kleen up da dugowt. sweep up da peanut shellz … wipe down da spit … an make room fer mi brudder matsui an me. spring trainin iz almos over an it’z time to play ball! before u know it cc (cool cat) sabathia will be takin da mownd an throwin owt da […]

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