Sumtimes you run acrost stuff on the innernets that make you sit up and say “I wish I’d thot of that!” And this is one of those times. Some cat by the name of Doug Savage made this blooprint (wich for sum reezin is NOT bloo) of the ultimate cat tower wich also looks like [...]
The Mousebreath Dancers (featuring special Guest Star Daisy the Curly Cat) would like to wish everycat and their families a Happy Easter, Happy Spring! (Has Max got da moves, or what???)
The Mousebreath Dancers would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a very happy and safe St Patrick’s Day. We love you all more than we love Muther’s Milk. Slainte! (In a reader? Click the title to watch the song-and-dance!)
Well, we can’t all one special relationship like Skeezix the Cat and Daisy the Curly Cat. Here’s a video showing how single cats are spending Valentine’s Day:
If you’re looking for a little mindless entertainment after that big Christmas dinner, check out this video that illustrates what life would look like if your friends acted like cats or dogs.
Mousebreath Movies presents Skeezix the Cat’s version of A Christmas Story. And no, Tripper’s tongue was not harmed during the shooting of this movie. Merry Christmas one and all from the staff of Mousebreath Magazine! Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
We’ve watched “The Ultimate Dog Tease” no fewer than about 500 times. From those who brought your TUDT, here’s The Talking Animals singing The 12 Days of Christmas. Pawsome. (In a reader? Click title to watch video.)
Under Skeezix’s expert coaching, the Mousebreath Holiday Dancers have produced a holiday dance video worthing of a Dancing with the Stars purrformance. Enjoy! (In a reader? Click the title to watch this video.)
Hello, everybuddy, Skeezix heer. Me an my famly put together this grate Hanukkah rap video to wish all of our Jewish frends a Happy Hanukkah. We call ourselfs “Skeezix the Cat and The Tasty Faces.” We hope you like it! (You can send it to your friends using this link: http://youtu.be/0QLIJW3yo9U.)
A new Simon’s Cat video features an ice fishing adventure that you don’t need to live in Minnysoda to enjoy. In a reader? Click the title to watch the video.
Ok, on a serious note, Max I haf a prollem with mine the mom. See, I try and be a cool dood like you (mine hero) but mine the mom is constantly playing kissy face then I can’t help it I start playing kissy face back. And I run to her when she calls [...]
During a WLTV weather broadcast in Miami, a cat wandered onto the set when the weatherman talked about it raining cats and dogs. The weatherman gets no points for ignoring the stripey gato. (In a reader? Click title to watch video.)
No argument, cats are smarter than dogs, as evidenced by this video in which a brilliant orange tabby gives up on his human tending to the family’s pets’ needs, and takes matters into his own paws. (In a reader? Click title to watch video.)
This is almost cute enough to make me wanna have a baby. This video features a young toddler and her cat dressed as twins… it’s brilliant, and well, just damned cute. (In a reader? Click title to watch video.)
Proving a cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do, this Nordic cowcat will not surrender to the evil box. Maru would be proud.
WARNING: Content may not be suitable for kittens or cats with nervous conditions. via pleated jeans
A new site — Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls — already has a tsunami of traffic, and it’s not hard to figure out why. They take vintage pinup calendar girl images and pair them with cats in idential poses. It’s hard to tell what’s funnier — the funny contortions the models assume, [...]
Max, Me has a question – How does me gets my little brother to stops talking about his girlfriend? Me is ready to throttle him! Give it time. Sooner or later every other word out of his mouth won’t be about her, but for now, he’s GOT to talk about her, or he will explode. [...]
“You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.” — Mick Jagger & Keith Richards Skeezix: Why are we doing meditations this week insted of Chey and Ichi? Mao: I think Chey is away gitting Liposukshun on her big booty. Skeezix: So what [...]
In a giant leap forward toward the goal of taking over the internet and the world, a group of feline engineers have devised a way of replacing all of the images on any website with animated cat gifs and photos. Just go to Meowbify.com, enter the url of a site you want to convert (dog [...]
If you are a current cat blogger, either an old-timer with an established following or a newcomer just sticking a paw in the crack of the door, we would love to interview you for Mousebreath. But in order to do that, we need to know you are available and interested. So we’re holding auditions. [...]
Win $7500 with Your Cute Cat Photo
Your cute cat photo could win you $7500 or a year’s supply of cat food in Purina’s Purely for Pets Photo Contest. There are two CATegories: Cat Sign Language and Too Cute for Words. Ten finalists in each category will be announced on June 17th, then the public will select the winner. How to Enter [...]
Shoesday: Spicy Red Cat Sneaks
Do not buy these shoes. SRSLY. We love ‘em, but the source is one of those sketchy websites that looks like it could be using the online store to steal credit card numbers. So we won’t put a link to that site. Which is a shame because we love the sassy red print and comfortable [...]
Elegant Chaise for the Modern Mancat
This thing is called a chaise, but you don’t chase it. It sounds like CHAYz, with a Z sound at the end. I don’t know what the “i” is doin in the middle of the werd. Nobuddy consulted me or Skeezix win they made up the spelling. Now, if you don’t like the green [...]
Fashion Friday Cat’s by Tsumori Chisato
I can’t wear anything but natural fibers, so these 100% cotton cat dresses by Tsumori Chisato drew me in like a tractor beam. They come in a bright array of colors and feature a boat neckline, short sleeves and rhinestone detailing with a glitter cat print. You can buy ‘em at Yoox.com. Tees are [...]
Shoesday: Sweet Black Flats from Urban Outfitters
This week’s cat shoe is a sweet black loafer from Urban Outfitters. At $45, the price is sweet as well. The classic slip-on is crafted in canvas and imprinted with the haunting gaze of a house panther. There’s leather piping along the top-upper, a padded footbed and rubber sole. We can see them with these [...]
I found a Pinteresting sculptor this week, and couldn’t wait to share her work with you. Her name is Sara Swink, and there are a lot of cats peeking out from her portfolio: A cat and a donkey? But of course! She does a lot of sculptures of a cat named “Mao.” And who isn’t [...]
Well, fokes, I think I can retire now. If found the best mancat mancave in the hole entire werld. It is this Mancat Palace that has a tapestry bed with poles so the gerlcats can do sum pole dansing, and mirrors and gold colums and even a purrsonal mouse assistant. Do you think thare’s a [...]
The Owl and the Pussycat are Besties! (VIDEO)
Fum and Gebra are an ulikely pair: an owl and a pussycat in Spain who’ve become BFFs. Rather than turn the other into lunch, they’ve teamed up for huntin’ and headbonkin’ and chasin’ and huggin’. Charming! You can follow Fum and Gebra via Facebook.
Ask Max Monday: Know When To Fold ‘Em
Dear Max, I want to ask you a very purrsonal question and it is okay if you don’t want to answer it because it is purrsonal and all. See, I whine and cry and thrash when mommie tries to trim my claws because I just know she’ll slip and cut the whole end of my [...]
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