Grumpy Cat celebrated her birthday this week at a flurry of media events, including this spot on WSJ Live. The “BIG EVENT” will be held on April 29th in NYC, and you can win a trip to GC’s birthday pawty from Friskies Party Mix. If it sounds like I’m really pimping Friskies, well, I kinda […]
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Start Spreadin the News. It’s Grumpy Cat’s birthday. And you can be a part of it in New York, New York. But you’ll have to get your Grump on, and you’ll have to act fast. Entry deadline is April 7th! Friskies, the official host of the Grumpy Cat Birthday Pawty, has issued a 1 […]
Yes, cats own the Internet, and Facebook wants to get themselves some o’ that. So this weekend, a deal was inked to pay $2 billion in stock and cash to purchase Cat Scouts (catscouts.com.) Cat Scouts World Headquarters, based not far from Silicon Valley, was abuzz with the reality of the deal finally coming through. […]
Max, what should I do if my cat misses his jump? Should I carry him to where he wants to go or would that be too embarassing? I have a rather clumsy orange kitty. Video tape him. Seriously. Just tell him he’ll be an Internet star if he lets you. He won’t mind. After that…if […]
Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open? ~Rumi Chey says: So when the cat carrier is open, you have to jump out immediately. Ichiro: I know. I do that very fast. And when the sliding door is open. Chey: And if only that would close again…
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The true experience is living your own life. Then, even the holiest of words are only words.’ ~ Deng Ming-Dao Chey says: And because I live my own life, and know that words are only words, I am a wise cat. I get on the counters even when the humans say no. Ichiro: Umm… I […]
Max, our the mom is totally GROSS. We need to know how to retaliate from the unfortunate “chunk blast” that Sammy got in the way of. Yeah yeah, the mom will tell you that he was straddling the human litterbox while she was TRYING to NOT blow chunks on him and he would not move […]
Our friends at PetCareRX have released an inforgraphic showing what people food cats CAN eat! And the good news is, kale is not on that list. Eat up, kittehs!
Realize you can be happy this moment for no reason. Arthur D. Saftlass Chey says: This is as good of a reason as any to start randomly playing with toys. Ichiro: Or to sit on your head.
Max, we gots no spring here by Shikoggo. It’s still snowing and being crappy, and now the food lady is sick. When we sniff her mouf, it smells like coff drops and sads. She sleeps too late and sniffs a lot, and she needs a baff (we bofe tried to baff her, but she doesn’t […]
The inventor of the Internet (no, not Al Gore), Tim Berners-Lee pawticipated in an AMA (Ask Me Anything) session on Reddit this afternoon. When asked what major reason people use the web for something he did not anticipate, his answer was simply, “kittens.” A user commented, “Guys, he is clearly trying to be politically correct […]
Tidy Cats is looking for cute kittehs, and you’ve got until midnight on March 12th to enter. Just upload your very cutest photo on Facebook and tag it with #MarchCuteness. Can you believe that Tidycats has been dealing with #1 and #2 for nearly fifty years? Mr Tasty Face is a huge fan of Tidy […]
“…a trusted friend is the best relative…” The Buddah Chey says: Because you cannot pick your relatives, it is important to pick trusted friends. Ichiro: And you picked ME! Chey: To say I “picked” you is a generous way of looking at it. Ichiro: That’s okay! I’ll sit on your head anyway. Because I love […]
Max… we has a physics question for you. How is it that foster kittens aren’t very big, but they sound like the thundering horde when they run down a hallway?? thanks – the random felines I think it’s due to compression factors. Kittens are composed mostly of cartilage, rubbery ligaments and tendons, copious amounts of […]
It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog. She is quite the popular, loveable character. Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family. Cathy Keisha: I’m Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the World’s Most Stunning […]
“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ―Rumi Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished. Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.
Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady she’s adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was “between houses.” Now she owns the food lady’s house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, […]
This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the… Oh, wait, she’s not the Elvira of horror story fame. The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad. Elvira: I am Elvira, a […]
A UK commercial has captured the fancy of England’s citizenry, all because of a cat singing a duet of “We Built this City” with a girl on a pink bicycle. Argue all you want that “We Built this City” is the worst song ever written. You can’t escape the fact that Grace Slick’s got nuthin’ […]