Category: Last Week

Friday Film Review by Homereno: Winter Birds
[ 3 ] January 13, 2017 |

Friday Film Review by Homereno: Winter Birds

HOMER: I like to spend a lot of time during the day watching the hummy berds owtside the kichen window. RENO: Me too! Thare better than flies! HOMER: Only yoo kant ketch em and eet em. RENO: Why duzn’t Fansy Feest make a hummy berd flayver? HOMER: That wood be dope! But then I woodn’t […]

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Cat Pee House Goes on the Market
[ 6 ] January 11, 2017 |

Cat Pee House Goes on the Market

You know the cat pee smell has to be pretty bad when the realtor leads with that in the listing. The property in Pacifica, CA, developed in 1990, was previously owned by a famous cat photographer, who in his later years had difficulty maintaining the home and attending to feline hygiene. He was an award-winning photojournalist […]

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Good News Tewsday: Cat Rescued from Garage Door Predicament
[ 5 ] January 10, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Cat Rescued from Garage Door Predicament

Bella found herself in a purrdicament. Last Wednesday, Bella’s neighbor in Ascension Parish, LA, called the sheriff to report that Bella was stuck in her garage door. When Deputy Mike Scott arrived, his heart sank. The grey and white moggie appeared to be squashed between the top of the garage door opening and the wall. “Never in […]

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Ask Max Monday: …Where No Man Has Gone Before… Kinda.
[ 5 ] January 9, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: …Where No Man Has Gone Before… Kinda.

OMG Max weer running out of time!!! They sed owr krissmiss tree is going away! We tride to nok it over, but we just made a bunch of balls go broken insted. So we nocked over the ficuss tree. It’s tiny, but thare wuz a LOT of wet blak dert that spilt onto the wite […]

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Friday Film Review by Homereno: Quelle HORREUR!!!
[ 2 ] January 6, 2017 |

Friday Film Review by Homereno: Quelle HORREUR!!!

RENO: Sumtimes we like to have the poop scairt rite out of us. HOMER: And the only thing that’s more terryfying to heer than “We’re getting a dawg,” is  “We’re havin a baybee.” RENO: This movey has BOTH: DAWGS and BAYBEEZ! HOMER: The only thing that’s missin is KLOWNZ! RENO: KLOWNS WARING FEZZES DRIVING THOZE TINY […]

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Feeling Crafty? PURRform Paper Magic!
[ 5 ] January 4, 2017 |

Feeling Crafty? PURRform Paper Magic!

If your New Years Resolutions included feeding your creative soul, you might want to tackle this cat art project: Life size paper cat sculptures that emerge from your walls. I know what you’re thinking: NO WAY! That’s like a serious art project, not something some mommy blogger put together with spit and scotch tape and […]

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Good News Tewsday: Conductor Awarded for Unbelievable Cat Rescue
[ 0 ] January 3, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Conductor Awarded for Unbelievable Cat Rescue

2016 sucked. Hoping to make 2017 just a little bit better, Mousebreath is going to publish a feel-good feline story once a week in a new feature: Good News Tewsday. As a native Californian, I reach for the parka anytime it gets below about 50 degrees (so long as hot flashes don’t get in the […]

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Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR DOODS!
[ 8 ] January 2, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: HAPPY NEW YEAR DOODS!

Hello Max, Me and my human mommy binge watched Dr. Who all day and evening, too. I was nice and let her up to use the litter box room a few times, and to feed me. It was the BEST! Dr Who and treats all day and evening! But I have a question. How many […]

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This Old Dog Learned 10 New Tricks in 2016
[ 9 ] December 31, 2016 |

This Old Dog Learned 10 New Tricks in 2016

OK, well maybe not new tricks, exactly. But there were a few things I learned or relearned in 2016. After all, what’s one more? If you go to an adoption fair and the kitten you’re adopting has a littermate in the cage left behind, don’t think twice. Adopt the littermate, too, so they won’t miss out […]

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Friday Film Review by Homereno: BRRRRR!
[ 2 ] December 30, 2016 |

Friday Film Review by Homereno: BRRRRR!

HOMER: It wuz a bizzy week! RENO: Yup. We klimed up the chiminy and killed sum krissmiss ornamints and got krabs! HOMER: The krabs wuz deelishus! RENO: And of korse, we watched lots of mooveys. I wood not have ixpekted to like this wun, but I did. HOMER: I dinged my rating a littul acuz thare […]

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GIVEAWAY: Shop Cats of New York (by Tamar Arslanian)
[ 1 ] December 28, 2016 |

GIVEAWAY: Shop Cats of New York (by Tamar Arslanian)

One of my favorite cat books of 2016 is Shop Cats of New York, by Tamar Arslanian. In her inimitably funny, breezy style, she takes us on a tour of New York, visiting everything from bodegas to yoga studios to dry cleaners to hotels (and everything in between), documenting the cats who keep commerce alive […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Tuesday Edition
[ 1 ] December 27, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: The Tuesday Edition

Are you related in any degree to our Baby Su? You do share certain character traits. Just sayin’. I might be. Who knows? As far as I know my parents were random alley cats who met while on a Nip bender behind the 7-11 at 4 a.m. I could be related to a whole bunch […]

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Friday Film Review by Homereno: Double Feature!
[ 5 ] December 23, 2016 |

Friday Film Review by Homereno: Double Feature!

RENO: During the 5 or 7 minits a day weer not kurrently spending dismantuling the krissmiss tree, we like to watch the yootoobs. HOMER: Yeah, that krissmiss tree werk takes a lot of time an enerjy! It’s nice to kik bak and just watch a good moovey and chillax. This week we’re reviewing TOO of […]

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GIVEAWAY: 3 Winners, 1-in-20 Odds
[ 1 ] December 22, 2016 |

GIVEAWAY: 3 Winners, 1-in-20 Odds

We’re giving away THREE ginormous tubs of Party Mix today. Entries are only open 24 hrs. Odds of winning are about 1-in-20. Your New Years pawty will be a hit if you let everycat know you’ve got a bottomless bowl of treats waiting for them! And Banzai is living proof that you can eat your weight […]

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GIVEAWAY! Pet Fusion Scratcher Lounge
[ 2 ] December 21, 2016 |

GIVEAWAY! Pet Fusion Scratcher Lounge

Mousebreath is hosting a bunch of giveaways between now and Christmas. We’re pretty excited about today’s prize. It’s a Pet Fusion scratcher/lounge/play structure that every single one of my cats is crazy about. It’s a super high quality design made of a dense, high grade of cardboard that lasts forever. Well, maybe not forever, but […]

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GIVEAWAY WEEK: Cat Pearl Stud Earrings
[ 1 ] December 20, 2016 |

GIVEAWAY WEEK: Cat Pearl Stud Earrings

Mousebreath is hosting a bunch of giveaways between now and Christmas. Today’s bounty is a pair of pearl cat earrings in a sterling silver setting: These earrings are made of pure solid silver, nickel free. Cute cat design is purrfect for everyday or fancy wear Packaged in elegant presentation box for gifting or safe keeping […]

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GIVEAWAY: Fancy Feast Holiday Ornament & Party Mix Party! #FancyFeastivities #ad
[ 3 ] December 19, 2016 |

GIVEAWAY: Fancy Feast Holiday Ornament & Party Mix Party! #FancyFeastivities #ad

Mousebreath is hosting a giveaway every day between now and Christmas to thank our readers for hanging out with us this year. Today we’re giving away the ultra-collectible Fancy Feast holiday ornament AND a 9-pack of Friskies Party Mix for your meowliday pawty! Fancy Feast believes that with intention and love, unique details can come […]

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Ask Max Monday: Squish A Kitty Optimal Training
[ 3 ] December 19, 2016 |

Ask Max Monday: Squish A Kitty Optimal Training

Max, we chit you not, da hooman turns 40 dis week. She kinda slippin. Her brane seem a bit derpy. Any tips for caring for a old-AF hooman? How we make shur we git da house wen she ded? How we petishun for pawer of a-turny? Mos importint, do you fink we can lern how […]

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GIVEAWAY WEEK: Tidy Cats #ThrowbackKittenWeek Giveaway #spons
[ 12 ] December 18, 2016 |

GIVEAWAY WEEK: Tidy Cats #ThrowbackKittenWeek Giveaway #spons

Today we’re giving away Tidy Cats litter with TidyLock™ Protection as part of its #ThrowbackKittenWeek celebration AND a custom artist’s portrait of your cat. 2016: The Year in Review As 2016 comes to a close, two themes for the year emerged: Kittens and Politics. For us, the disagreeable nature of election news was offset by the antics of […]

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Browser the Library Cat Has Job for Life!
[ 5 ] December 17, 2016 |

Browser the Library Cat Has Job for Life!

Browser the Library Cat has his job back–for life–after Elzie Clements, the city councilman who initially got him fired, was defeated in a landslide in November’s election. Clements’ final meeting as a member of the White Settlement City Council was Tuesday night. Browser has been a member of the staff of the White Settlement Public Library since he […]

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