Category: Help Cats Achieve World Domination

Is There a Cardwood Derby Trophy in Your Future?
[ 4 ] March 22, 2017 |

Is There a Cardwood Derby Trophy in Your Future?

Cats across the globe are madly ordering cardwood boxes from Amazon in an attempt to build the winning vehicle in this year’s Cat Scouts Cardwood Derby. Competition is friendly, but fierce. At stake is a purrsonalized trophy, the envy of your peers, and eternal fame. Rules are simple. You must design and build a vehicle […]

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Palmerston Scores Job Heading the UK’s Foreign Office
[ 1 ] April 13, 2016 |

Palmerston Scores Job Heading the UK’s Foreign Office

Today, cats are a few steps closer to world domination. A handsome tuxie named Palmerston has been appointed “Chief Mouser” for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office in London. He’s named after Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston, who served as the U.K.’s foreign secretary nearly 200 years ago before going on to serve twice as prime […]

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Limberbutts McCubbins for President: VOTE to Beat Dog!
[ 3 ] February 26, 2016 |

Limberbutts McCubbins for President: VOTE to Beat Dog!

I don’t think I’ve yelled at the TV ever as much as I did watching last night’s debate. I can’t help but think that our country would be better off if it were run by cats. After all, a policy of TNR-ing any illegal aliens would obivate the need for building “The Wall,” I think […]

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Cat Scouts Cardwood Derby Winners Named after Fight to the Finish!
[ 4 ] February 19, 2016 |

Cat Scouts Cardwood Derby Winners Named after Fight to the Finish!

Scout Obi emerged victorious as the Grand Prize winner in this Year’s Cat Scout Derby, hosted by Cat Scouts. Scout Shoko was on his tail for the final few laps, but Obi would NOT give up his hard-won lead. Scout Obi’s vehicle was “Wildest Dreams,” a sleek green torpedo of a car. Some Scouts were […]

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Felix the Huddersfield Cat Scores a PURRmotion
[ 2 ] February 9, 2016 |

Felix the Huddersfield Cat Scores a PURRmotion

Felix, a fetching tuxie with career aspirations, has been promoted to Senior Pest Controller at the West Yorkshire Train Station (UK). The well-loved cat was finally rewarded for five years of meritorious service to the Transpennine Express rail network. With the promotion comes a snappy yellow jacket and name badge.     Felix has toiled at […]

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Stubbs, Retired Mayor of Talkeetna Alaska, Enjoying His Sunset Years
[ 4 ] January 6, 2015 |

Stubbs, Retired Mayor of Talkeetna Alaska, Enjoying His Sunset Years

After staging an unsuccessful last-minute write in campaign for the Alaskan senate, Stubbs the Cat has retired from his post as mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska. He’s the quintessential rough-and-tumble Alaskan, having survived a BB gun attack, falling into a deep fryer (fortunately, not hot at the time), a ride in a garbage truck out of […]

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Proof that Cats ARE the Internet
[ 0 ] November 21, 2013 |

Proof that Cats ARE the Internet

We’ve known it for years, but now there’s proof: Cats ARE the Internet. I was lucky enough to be invited to the Better with Pets Purina event in NYC on Tuesday. It was like a day-long series of TED Talks for pet lovers. One of the presenters was Mike Rugnetta, who you may know from […]

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Cat Scout of the Month Announced
[ 3 ] November 11, 2013 |

Cat Scout of the Month Announced

Cat Scouts World Headquarters selected its Cat Scout of the Month, and winner was Scout Raz. You all probably know Raz from his Friends Furever blog. Scout Raz has been an exemplary Cat Scout since he joined, quickly accumulating merit badges, but more importantly, providing support and guidance to other scouts. Scout Raz has proven […]

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Cat Shows Yappy Dogs Who’s the Smartest of ’em All
[ 4 ] November 28, 2012 |

Cat Shows Yappy Dogs Who’s the Smartest of ’em All

No argument, cats are smarter than dogs, as evidenced by this video in which a brilliant orange tabby gives up on his human tending to the family’s pets’ needs, and takes matters into his own paws. (In a reader? Click title to watch video.)

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Feelin’ Friskie?
[ 2 ] October 31, 2012 |

Feelin’ Friskie?

The twelve finalists in “The Friskies” Internet cat video award contest have been announced! A bleary-eyed selection panel made the preliminary cut, wading through over 1400 entries to come up with the 12 finalists — three in each of four categories. In addition to Internet fame and glory and the magnificent catuette shown above, category […]

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Top 10 Reasons to vote for CATS in America’s Pet Debate
[ 3 ] October 14, 2012 |

Top 10 Reasons to vote for CATS in America’s Pet Debate

Kittehs, you don’t wunt this country to go to the dawgs, do you? Given the prezidenshul debates the last cupple of weeks, that’s just whut’s likely to happen… unless you vote to tern America into Cat Country! America’s Pet Debate is solisiting votes to determin who will prevale: cats or dawgs. Now, I woodn’t wunt thoze […]

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Why Dogs Drool, Cats Rule
[ 3 ] September 14, 2012 |

Why Dogs Drool, Cats Rule

Thare’s a reezin that cats have NO competishun frum dogs when it comes to the qwest for werld dominayshun, and that reezin is DOGS R STOOPID as evidensed by the foto above. Cats rule, dogs drool. THE END.

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13 Cats Fighting for World and Dog Domination
[ 2 ] June 3, 2012 |

13 Cats Fighting for World and Dog Domination

In the battle for world domination, no cat is more brave than these 13 sturdy souls who selflessly engage in paw-to-paw combat with the enemy. The bravest and most selfless among them infiltrate the canine ranks and, as double agents, get dog stink all over them, learn their secrets and report back with their intel. […]

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13 Ninja Cats with Mad Skillz
[ 3 ] April 19, 2012 |

13 Ninja Cats with Mad Skillz

For this week’s Thursday 13, we have top secret photos of Ninja cats who are practicing their stealth moves, mind control and martial arts skills in preparation for cats’ battle for world domination. You don’t wanna meet one of these bad boys in a dark alley…. cuz man, do they have mad ninja SKILLZ! via […]

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Join the Feline Uprising, Kittehs!
[ 1 ] April 3, 2012 |

Join the Feline Uprising, Kittehs!

Have you joined the revolution, kittehs? The fight for feline domination is headed up by Major General Whiskers, and he’s recruiting on a scale never previously attempted. They said it was an April Fools prank, but we know better. Lock and Load!         via

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Rats Steals Cat’s Milk (video)
[ 2 ] March 25, 2012 |

Rats Steals Cat’s Milk (video)

Kittehs, I am vary distressed to repurrt to you that cats are yet agin in danger of loozing the battle for werld domination. In this latest example, a pointy nosed member of the rodensha family steels a cat’s milk wile the cat is watching and THE CAT LETS HIM! Whut is the werld coming to? […]

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Roomba Cat Pwns Pit Bull (video)
[ 2 ] March 24, 2012 |

Roomba Cat Pwns Pit Bull (video)

Kittehs, I know you’ll love this one. Roomba Cat pwns a pit bull dog. If you look carefully, you’ll see that the dog wuz lookin at Roomba Cat funny, so he dezerved what he got. Proof pawsitive that cats are makin progress in thare goal of werld domination. So drink this up like a dish […]

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Cats Poised to Lose World Domination Battle
[ 2 ] March 8, 2012 |

Cats Poised to Lose World Domination Battle

Frends, I have some sad news to share with you. Cats are losing the fite for werld domination … to BERDS! As you’ll see in this video, a wite berd PWNs a black cat in the most emberrising way pawsible. Or is this just a doctered up movie put out by the lamestreem media? We […]

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Cat REEEEALLY Loves Star Wars (video)
[ 1 ] March 7, 2012 |

Cat REEEEALLY Loves Star Wars (video)

This Scottish Fold cat sits straight up to watch his favorite movie, Star Wars. As you can see in the following video, he is transfixed by the action. Maybe he’s taking notes for when cats make their move to achieve world domination!

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Fire Dept. Responds to Cat Pee Call
[ 2 ] January 24, 2012 |

Fire Dept. Responds to Cat Pee Call

Kittehs, here’s a pritty neet trik to get hansum burly firemen to come vizit yer house. In Pennsylvania this week, the fire department was called when smoke was reported by a gas werker. When they arrived and investigated, they found that the sorse of the smoke was an electrikal outlet that was dripping wet with […]

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