Would you believe me if I promised that within 12 hours your home would no longer smell like a Crazy Cat Lady’s? Would you turn your nose up at $10 off this miracle product? With the CritterZone, visitors to your house will wonder if you’ve gotten rid of your cats. It eliminates ALL ODORS. Period. [...]
Does wikker make yer claws tingle? Mine do. Show me a room full of wikker furnicher and it’s Shred City, baby! So you can imagine how excited I wuz to see this wikker Mancat Mancave. As if the fakt it’s made of wikker isn’t enuf, it also has a rope skratchin post to git a [...]
In a reader? Click title to watch video. When I first bought a stroller for Skeezix, it was to give this indoors-only cat a taste of the outdoors. I had leash-trained him, but I really wanted to take him out on my daily walks, and couldn’t do it when he was on-leash because he stopped [...]
Feest yer eyes on theeze byooties! Theeze mancat mancaves are bilt to look like REEL TREES! Boy if I had one of theeze, I’d be ketching and eeting berds all day long. Dr Marty Becker listed it as one of the best cat products in the histery of the universe or sumthing like that. It’s [...]
There are lots of catnip mats out there. My person (well I call her Mom but my person seems like it’s a bit more professional don’t you think? Cause you know, Mousebreath is PROFESSIONAL?) sees them all the time. We even have one of those catnip mats that she got a long time ago for [...]
If you’re addicted to Moleskine Notebooks (who isn’t?) you will adore the Moleskine Passions Cat Journal ! Inside are 240 pages split into 10 tabbed sections to record and recall useful information about your beloved cat (or, if you’re a cat, the indignities you must suffer each day). The first 4 sections are themed: Getting [...]
If yer wundering whut it’s like to get a good whiff of Silvervine Thai Gold Catnip, you can buy buy Silvervine Catnip here. And the foto above is a pritty accurate reprezentation of whut the werld will look like win yer trippin’ on it.
Nail caps are commonly mentioned on Animal Planet’s My Cat from Hell. If you watched Jackson Galaxy, cat behaviorist, the show last week, you were probably moved to tears (as Jackson was) watching the transformation of cat-from-hell Marco, who lashed out at anything and everything, claws extended. By the end of episode, Marco had been [...]
OK. So I know I’m only suppost to rite about Mancat Mancaves, but win I stumbled upon this kuntrapshun I new you’d wunt to heer about it: a cat tanning bed. Yes, you herd me rite. A tanning bed for cats. Maybe yer werried about unsightly tan lines that reck the look of that sexy [...]
SEVERED HEADS CATNIPS CAT TOYS! NEED I SAY MORE? OH WATE. I FURGOT, NO CAP LOKS WIN I RITE ON MOUSEBREATH. Here we go. I am making my list for Sandy Claws becuz I am THE BEST CAT IN THE HOUSE and I will probly git all the prezints on Krissmiss. This is at the [...]
If like me, yer a victim of DINGLEBERRIES, you mite want to check out this new product: REAR GEAR BUTT COVERS FOR CATS AND DOGS. Yes, you can say goodbye to Mr Brown Eye with these little hangy downy things that cover up yer SPOT 13 And yer SPOT 14 too if yer a Mancat. [...]
Searching for the purrfect smile? Toothpaste Oscar can help you out. This cool cat toothpaste cap can make your post-mealtime ritual fun! Just replace the cap on a standard toothpaste tube with this ginger tabby and squeeze to make him barf out a line of Crest. At about $5, it’s a cheap way to encourage [...]
OMC, the moment I saw this, I knew I had to have it: a USB port with three thumb drives, designed as a mom cat and her kittens. A product of WEPLAYGOD Studios, I still can’t find out where to actually buy one of these babies. This is the cutest thumb drive idea since the [...]
If yer a cat who’s unforchewnit enuf to live with a dawg, you know how difficult feeding time is. The dog takes over and all you git are krums, and the dog leaves his poop-breathed drool all over yer feed dish. It’s gross. Am I rite? Well, this Dog Proof Cat Feeding Station frum Frontgate [...]
Cardboard scratchers have been pawpular for about ten years now, and in that time they’ve evolved into ever-more-sophisticated shapes. A couple of days ago, our favorite was the Catzilla scratcher. But we’re as fickle as cats and this is our current favorite: a turntable that really turns, complete with a poseable tone arm. You young’uns [...]
We once had a door with a cat flap that permitted our cats easy egress and ingress to the house without our having to perform doorman services ourselves. Despite the convenience, the system wasn’t purrfect. The door was in our bedroom, and it wasn’t unusual for raccoons to wander in. Although we had the type [...]
Cat ladders are delightful contraptions that usually affix the the outside of a house or apartment building, providing a cat with easy access to the outdoors from a home that’s several stories up. This interesting cat ladder is built with small ledges enabling the cat to go from one to the other, but the tabby [...]
If, like these kittehs, you’d rather have a Litter Robot, now’s your chance! The Happy Litter Box is giving one away and it’s dead-easy to enter. And if you haven’t been keeping up with advances in Litter Robot technology, drop by the Litter Robot site and take a look at thare new deluxe bubble unit [...]
I can easily see how this toy bank could keep cats entertained and befuddled for hours! You can learn how to build it in Make Magazine. You could embed them with fake versions of various cats in the house, then freak them out!
We are delighted to have Loupi and Zorro from the Swiss Cat Blog with us today. They meow in French, but also in English, so we are able to communicate without a problem. Let’s get started. We know you are going to enjoy their story. Funny Farmer Felines: Hi, Loupi and Zorro, It’s such [...]
Max I need help. We are getting houseguests, dads parents are coming to stay with us for a week! His mom likes to pick me up. I like to hide and hiss at her, how do I get her to stop. She also likes to call me chunk as I am full figured. Mommy tries [...]
The TARDIS Mancat Mancave Wil Wheaton’s Cat Wants
If yoo follow Wil Wheaton’s cat on Twitter (yep thare’s just one “L” in “Wil”, it’s stoopid I know), you alreddy know that he lusts after this TARDIS cat tower. We’ve cuvered TARDIS Mancat Mancaves in the past, this is just a diffrint version. I don’t know whut its time traveling capabilities are. And do you [...]
$25,000 in Prizes at The Friskies Cat Video Awards
Got a cat video you think is a winner? “The Friskies” are back for their second annual awards, giving you the opportunity to win $5,000 and a custom-made gold plated Friskies Catuette. (I’ve held one of these and they are HEAVY!) Not seduced by the cash prize and trophy? Get this: the winner scores a [...]
Ask Max Monday: Vee Vant To Suck Your Blud
max What do you think of the things humans call vampires? are there cat vampires? dog ones? please shed some light on this interesting topic! Well, originally I was going to say that vampires are only figments of peoples’ wild imaginations, stories about blood suckers that came about to explain deaths they couldn’t figure out, [...]
Sweet Purrfections … Truffle & Brulee
The lovely sisters Truffle and Brulee from Sweet Purrfections are with us today. Many of you are already familiar with their story. Readers watched them grow from young babies into adult Divas through photos posted on the blog Mom Paula opened before they came to live with her. Funny Farmer Felines: Tell us a [...]
13 Kitty Cookies to Tease Your Sweet Tooth
Who can say no to a delectable sugar cookie, one that’s not too hard, not too soft, not too sweet… you know… just right. We have 13 specimens for your purrusal — a baker’s dozen that transcend baking to become art. Yummy art. Of course, not everyone’s as big a cookie fan as we are….
Mancat Mancave: Anything You Want it to Be
WalMart is a majikal place ware you can buy all kinds of plastik made-in-china krap. And this week’s Mancat Mancave is no ixsepshun. It is a modular thingie ware you just keep adding peeces until it reeches the top of the sky or yer seeling, wichever comes ferst. It has all kinds of hangie-downie things [...]
Win 6-Month Supply of Merrick and Appear in Meowsaic!
Can you say no to a six-month supply of Merrick Cat Food? Merrick Pet Care is hosting a Facebook sweepstakes from now until June 17 to purrmote their new Purrfect Bistro line of grain-free canned and dry pet food. The line includes five dry formulas and sixteen canned formulas. Just Like their Facebook page [...]
Cat Survives Fire by Hiding in Dresser for a Month
Fairfield, Ohio was the site of a survival miracle as an orange tabby survived a fire and was hidden for a month afterward in a dresser in the burned out building. Grab a hankie and watch the video report.
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