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Ask Max Monday: He Ain’t Heavy But I Want Him Off My Head
[ 4 ] August 14, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: He Ain’t Heavy But I Want Him Off My Head

Max – how come my mom keeps torturing me by putting something around my neck? I keep taking it off, and she keeps putting it back on. She says I’m not allowed to be nekkid yet. Why not? And why does goody-four-shoes Flynn not mind the torture device? Quinn People get weirdly obsessive about neck […]

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The Weirdly Wonderful World of Sandy Mastroni
[ 0 ] August 9, 2017 |

The Weirdly Wonderful World of Sandy Mastroni

Artist Sandy Mastroni draws from the heart, with her cat, Buddy, snoopervising and giving her pointers. It is a purrfect pairing, enabling Mastroni to create weird and whimsical cat art that can best be described as “Grandma Moses goes to Twin Peaks.” Mastroni says, “I’ve always drawn people , and funny odd characters. These drawings become […]

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Good News Tuesday: The Spotted Cheetah is a CHEETOS Restaurant!
[ 1 ] August 8, 2017 |

Good News Tuesday: The Spotted Cheetah is a CHEETOS Restaurant!

Cheetos just announced plans to open “The Spotted Cheetah,” a fine-dining pop-up restaurant in New York City, bringing together two of my very favorite things: Cheetos and Cheetahs. It’ll be all-Cheetos-all-the-time at The Spotted Cheetah. Even better: there will be BACON!!!! But boohoohoo, it will only be open August 15th-17th, bolting from the culinary scene […]

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Ask Max Monday: Please Don’t Eat the Puppy
[ 5 ] August 7, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Please Don’t Eat the Puppy

The IScream truck came by and the mom did NOT let me go out and buy any. I WANT ISCREAM and I think that, since I stole, um, FOUND a whole dollar bill I should be able to buy some. How can I make this happen? Dood. Save your dollars until you have enough for […]

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Why the Man in the Brown Shorts Hates Me
[ 0 ] August 5, 2017 |

Why the Man in the Brown Shorts Hates Me

The most difficult part of dealing with cat litter? Not #1, and not #2. Of course, I’m able to say that because hubby is pretty OCD about scooping any deposits shortly after they hit the box, and I lost my sense of smell in a brain injury, so even the most mephitic of bowel evacuations […]

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Tessa and Kajsa from Helsinki
[ 18 ] August 4, 2017 |

Tessa and Kajsa from Helsinki

We enjoyed meeting these new (to us) bloggers from When the Cat is Away. They seem to have a sweet rapport with their human and each other. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Tessa: We’re two female rescue cats named Tessa and Kajsa. Tessa is a gray long-haired cat. Kajsa is white […]

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Top 3 Superzoo Showcase Products Includes a Mousebreath Fave
[ 0 ] August 3, 2017 |

Top 3 Superzoo Showcase Products Includes a Mousebreath Fave

SuperZoo is North America’s premier show for the pet industry, attracting more than 18,000 pet industry professionals from across the U.S. and around the world. It’s THE place to get a sneak peek at what’s new in cat toys, treats and technology. The “Best New Product” in their showcase is selected at the show by […]

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Ask Max Monday: The Scoop on the Poop
[ 12 ] July 31, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: The Scoop on the Poop

Dear Max: My cat Ozzy is bored, and he expects me to entertain him. But he’s not interested in anything I suggest. Screened porch bird watching?(Too hot) Toys? (Boring) Catnip (Also boring) Ice in a bowl? (Been there; done that) Play with sister? (Eeeeewww!!!) He’s only 8, but he acts like a grumpy old man. […]

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Jasper McKitten-Cat and Siblings
[ 13 ] July 28, 2017 |

Jasper McKitten-Cat and Siblings

Today we interview one of the old time bloggers. We remember Jasper McKitten-Cat and his siblings from our own early blogging days. Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human. Jasper McKitten-Cat: I am Jasper McKitten-Cat. I am a ginger mancat and the primary blogger here. My first blog post was way back on […]

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$50 Off Kitty Clones
[ 2 ] July 27, 2017 |

$50 Off Kitty Clones

No DNA required, just lotsa photos (and room on your credit card). A new company, Cuddle Clones creates life-size* plush copies of your favorite fluffy friend. You send in one (or many) photos from all angles, choose ear shape/position, describe any oddities like pawpad colors, and a clone of your kitteh will be on your […]

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Ask Max Monday: WE’RE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER I THINK
[ 5 ] July 24, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: WE’RE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER I THINK

Dear Max, Cood you wish my goofy sister from annuder litter Gracie a happy twelf birfday today? I turnt nineteen lass munf, and the Food Lady sez if I make it to twunny, she’ll let me visit a real live rotissery chukkin farm and eet anyfing I kech. Do you fink she’z pullin my leg? […]

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Cat Scarves or Art? You Decide.
[ 3 ] July 21, 2017 |

Cat Scarves or Art? You Decide.

I love brilliant, saturated color. I love cats. And since I have a metal allergy, my fashion accessory of choice is a scarf. So naturally, I fell in love with these hand-painted silk scarves! They come in various generous sizes and generally run from $33-$44 each. The artist is Alice Rodionova, who’s from Saint Petersburg, […]

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Taylor Swift and April Paris
[ 10 ] July 21, 2017 |

Taylor Swift and April Paris

It was such fun meeting and learning about today’s interviewees. They do not have a blog but they do have an Instagram account. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human. Taylor: Hello! My name is Taylor Swift (my mommy named me after the singer Taylor Swift, because I am also smart and talented. […]

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Ask Max Monday: IT’S A GIRL!
[ 4 ] July 17, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: IT’S A GIRL!

Hey Max Dood Mine brofur Sammy is sick – he has some sort of cancer on his tummy and it’s icky. The mom says Nicky and I has to leave him alone, but he WANTS us to chase him. He whaps me first. When we does, he leaves all his furs all over the house […]

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Firehouse Cat Saves Firemen
[ 0 ] July 10, 2017 |

Firehouse Cat Saves Firemen

A South Carolina tabby whose orange coat mimics the flames his firefighting pals extinguish is being hailed as their savior. The firefighters at the Belmont Fire Department in Greenville rescued “Flame” a couple of years ago when they found him near the firehouse, scared and skinny as a rail. Firefighter engineer Jordan Lide won’t forget […]

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Meet the Four-Legged Furballs
[ 10 ] July 7, 2017 |

Meet the Four-Legged Furballs

Oh, you’ve already met them? Well, prepare to learn more about this fun-loving furry family known as the Four-Legged Furballs. Funny Farmer Felines:  Please introduce yourself and your human. Evan: I’ll start. After all, I’m the oldest. Well, pup Astrid is actually the oldest, but only by 2 months, which rounds down to 0, so […]

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9 Whimsical Gloombuster Cats
[ 3 ] July 6, 2017 |

9 Whimsical Gloombuster Cats

You’ll be dead of the kyoot when you see these charming knit cats by OlgaMareeva. The first thing I thought of when I saw them was that I should buy up a bunch and make a stop motion animation movie with them… those faces! They’re made of high quality angora and mohair yarn and stuffed […]

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Good News Tewsday: Wee Kitten Rescued from Golden Gate Bridge
[ 2 ] July 4, 2017 |

Good News Tewsday: Wee Kitten Rescued from Golden Gate Bridge

A ginger and white kitten was rescued from the median of the Golden Gate Bridge by a pair of kindly California Highway Patrol officers last week. Shortly, he’ll be up for adoption. I used to cross the Golden Gate Bridge daily (I even walked in the middle of the roadway in 1987 for the 50th […]

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Ask Max Monday: Oops, I Did It Again…
[ 3 ] July 4, 2017 |

Ask Max Monday: Oops, I Did It Again…

Deer Max How many chomps can youse give de woman fur de taco hat?  Iz dey allow to do dis type of thing to the rulers of de planet. Wez want to know de rules and regulations in case we wake up wid a taco on our heads Your fans Oakley an Sugar Actually, it’s […]

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12 Vintage Ceramic Cats Eager to be Adopted!
[ 2 ] July 1, 2017 |

12 Vintage Ceramic Cats Eager to be Adopted!

Today we found some (mostly) mid-century ceramic cat figures that need adopting! Click any photo for purchase info (prices subject to change.) These are mid-century Holt Howard repros. In the 60s, knockoffs of the Holt Howard Cozy Kittens were the rage, and MIJ copies sprouted like mushrooms. Now they are nearly as collectible as the […]

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