The Cat’s Eye Boyz Tell All

Actually, Thompson, Diego-san and Theo don’t tell all, but they do tell enough to get your attention.

Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves.

Theo: Hi! My name is Thelonious, Theo for short! I’m happy you are all interested in me and my brothers. The food guy says I’m such a friendly and playful cat! He says I love to do three things! Eat, play and eat!

Diego-san: Hey doofus, they aren’t interested in you. Obviously the article is about me. I’m in charge here. I’m suave, sophisticated and mysterious just like the Mexican painter I’m named after…

Thompson: All I want is a peaceful and quiet house.

Theo: Thompson is missing a leg! But he’s such a cool brother to have!

Funny Farmer Felines: If you have any furry siblings, please introduce them too.

Theo: No other furry siblings other than my brothers although the food guy often tells me we should get a puppy to wear me out!

Diego-san: We’d need a monkey to do that.

Funny Farmer Felines: How did you all come to live together?

Thompson: I’ll take this one. Diego-san and I were living in a foster home when our current food guy came to visit us. At first I wasn’t too sure what to make of him but Diego went right over and ended up in his arms. I have to say the food guy looked a little sad and later he told us of the cat that used to live in our house before us, Mr. Max. He said when Max died he was so sad that he didn’t think he could live with another cat again. But then someone pointed out there were so many of us who needed good homes, that he clearly could provide one, so he was shirking his duties.  This led him to looking at bringing home two cats.

Diego and I ended up in the same foster home after I lost my leg in an animal trap. We bonded so the shelter people really wanted us adopted together. The food guy visited us at a showing at Petco where Diego was getting all the attention. He visited us one more time at our foster home and then brought us to our new home. I was the brave one as Diego hid in the basement the first few days as I explored all the rooms and bonded with the food guy.

Diego-san: I wasn’t afraid. I was being nice to allow you to bond. Also, I had to make sure the basement was secure and not full of monsters.

Theo: Hey! Where do I fit in!

Thompson: After the food guy had the upper wing of the house finished, he decided there was room for another cat and he brought you home.

Diego-san: %^&*$@!

Funny Farmer Felines: Tell us a little about the area where you live.

Theo: We live in a place the food guy calls Mini Soda! I’ve never had a soda but if I did I think I’d like a Maxi Soda! The food guy says we live in the same area where this musical purple guy used to live.

Funny Farmer Felines: Do you have any nicknames?

Theo: Sometimes the food guy calls me his little fella although I now weigh more than my brothers!

Diego-san: Just “D”. I wouldn’t allow anything else.

Theo: The food guy says when Diego was brought in to have that special surgery, he was named Lucy! Then they found out he was a boy!

Diego-san: $%^&*@!

Thompson: He calls me Thompers sometimes. The people at the hospital called me “Tumbles” when I was trying to learn how to walk again. That wasn’t very nice.

Funny Farmer Felines: What kind of mischief do you like to get into, either separately or together?

Theo: I love to chase Diego all around the house! Up and down stairs!

Diego-san: @#$%&*!

Thompson: I used to chew up boxes but I don’t do that so much anymore.

Theo: I love inspecting boxes and grocery bags!

Funny Farmer Felines: What made you open a blog?

Thompson: The food guy says he started our blog just to have a place to store our photos and to write something on a daily basis. He never thought anyone would ever read our blog although how could they not? We’re quite blogworthy in my humble opinion. We’ve posted nearly every day since 2006.

Funny Farmer Felines: What is your greatest love and your biggest fear?

Theo: My greatest love is being around others! I love to socialize! My biggest fear is we are going to run out of food! We still have food don’t we?!

Diego-san: I love to snuggle. My biggest fear is the food guy will play that blasted guitar thingy again.

Thompson: I love both my brothers. I don’t like it much when a human other than the food guy stops in our house.

Funny Farmer Felines: How would you describe yourself?

Theo: I’m an introvert! But a really friendly one!

Diego-san: I’m the snoopervisor around here. I like to watch everything that goes on in this house.

Thompson: They say I’m the talker and I do like to express my thoughts so everyone can hear. The food guy says the saddest thing was once when I lost my voice and I would try talking and there was no sound. Thankfully that only lasted for a few days.

Funny Farmer Felines: If we were to ask your human what he loves best about you, what do you think he would say?

Theo: I love to sit in his lap when he eats breakfast! He calls it our special time together!

Diego-san: He loves it when I let him take a nap with me. He also loves it when I sit on his lap while he’s reading a book. I spoil him sometimes.

Thompson: I don’t join the three when they are in the basement watching that picture tube thing, but the food guy has said he loves the rare times when I do come down and rest my head on his arm. He also has said that he loves how close my head can get to his chest on the side where my leg is missing.

Funny Farmer Felines: You can visit the Cat’s Eye Boyz to learn more about Thompson, Diego-san and Theo.

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Category: Columns, Featured, Funny Farmer Felines, Interviews

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Funny Farmer Felines -- Cyndi, Percy, Rusty, Micah & Taylor -- are veteran tickle-your-funny-bone bloggers for Jan's Funny Farm. They provide in-depth interviews of cat bloggers for Mousebreath. Percy thinks he is the lead spokescat. Visit them at http://jansfunnyfarm.blogspot.com/

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  1. Terrific interview! Diego has a potty mouth. All three of these kitties are really fantabulous!

  2. da tabbies o trout towne says:

    whitefish wavez two ewe doodz…veree nice two meet ewe all…we N joyed reedin yur interveew N how kewl ya live close two sorta kinda wear Prince did !!!! rock on ~~~~ ♥

    if yur ever in trout towne; pleez stop bye N help yur selfz ta whatz
    cookin on de grill ….happee week oh end two ewe all N dad two ~ 🙂

  3. Loulou says:

    Gee, you guys sound like so much FUN. And I love your histories. And I LOVE Diego-sans explicit comments on so many things, haha.
    All of you seem to get on fairly well together. Maybe you’d like to come play in France one day! Just don’t let them bring you on a woo-woo monster that makes you throw up.
    Thanks for a GREAT interview.

  4. Ellen Pilch says:

    Nice to learn more about all of you. I had no idea you had been blogging for so long. I am glad you all have such a great home.

  5. MOL @ Diego-san at the VET!

    The Florida Furkids

  6. Aw, we love these guys. Thanks for interviewing them.

  7. Deziz World says:

    Y, ya’ll are just the cutest…We’re glad to have met ya’. Big hugs fur all.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  8. Summer says:

    How cool that you interviewed these guys – I read their blog all the time! And wow, Diego, I didn’t know you knew all those words!

  9. Maya says:

    The photos look very nice. You have a great blog.

    I wish you continued success.

  10. Marv says:

    WoW! You guys are lucky! The Food-Guy sounds like a wonderful person and you guys made me laugh out load!
    I shall have to stop by and vist your Blog!
    Purrs
    Marv

  11. Shelley and Kellie the Orange Cat says:

    The Boyz were one of my first cat blog friends, love the interview

  12. Kitty Loaf says:

    Ha! ‘Mini Soda’ sounds like a pretty fun place to live! Great interview guys. 🙂

  13. henry says:

    SOOOOO GLAD to see the Funny Farmer Felines back!!!! We missed you guys!!! SRSLY!

  14. Timmy says:

    What a great review of some very nice fellows. We visited your bloggie and will be getting notices of when you post how cool is that. We will be like, BBCF’s, Bestest Best Cat Friends! Yeah
    Timmy

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