Didn’t Get a Pony for Christmas?

Evry yeer I want to git a pony for Krissmiss, but so far, it’s a no-go. I wood take good care of a pony, but the Food Lady sez she’d be the one ending up kleening its poop and feeding it. I did not point out to her that, hey, that’s her job, becuz I’m hoping next yeer maybe I can talk her into gitting me a sheep.

A sheep is more hi-powered than a pony cuz it has four stummiks to make gas inn and that makes ’em more ekonomikul too. And they are vary cumfterble to ride on, espeshully with the sheepskin seat cuvvers. Well, just watch the video up thare and you’ll see whut a sweet ride a sheep can be.

Then put it rite thare on yer 2013 Santa list.

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Skeezix the Cat -- also known as the Feline Fashionista -- has been blogging daily since March of 2005 when he was six months old. His doppelganger, Flat Skeezix, has traveled to Ireland, England, Ohio, Michigan, the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop on I5, New York, Florida, Missouri, and has been a guest of Sarge Charlie and Auntie Bee on several Carribean cruises. Skeezix loves show tunes, and counts among his idols Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Liza, Bernadette Peters, Jacqueline Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liberace and Elton John. His "special" friend is Daisy the Curly Cat.

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  1. TRIPPER says:


  2. Hey, that is neat. Maybe if you remind the FL a sheep would mow the lawn for her?

  3. Max says:

    Hmmm…that might be fun but I think I’d rather have a donkey. Then whenever the Woman got on it I could yell QUIT RIDING MY…well, you get the point…


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