Special to Mousebreath by Banzai
We have a noo kittin in the howse and he has stinky poops that wood cauze an ixplosion if you lited a match. It’s enuf to kerl yer ears inside out.
The ladey sez I just haff to be payshunt acuz he is gitting ajusted to noo foods and got dewermed and his innerds just need to settle down. But in the meentime, I have Stankface*. And I am afrade my face will freeze in this puzishun fur the rest of my life.
In fakt, I’m scairt that I cood end up like Unkul Joe hoo got Stankface frum his fartz and they berried him with a Stankface wich he’ll be waring for eternity.
Even that stoopid kittin gits stankface from his own poops:
Yoo can planely see frum this moovey that Stankface is an epidemik:
Thank goodness my ladey is a Tidy Cats Insider. Tidy Cats is trying to wipe owt the skerge of Stankface in owr lifetime, and I think they may just do it. They herd about owr emerjinsy with the stoopid new kittin and they shipt us sum sooper speshul Tidy Cats Litter with TidyLock™ Protekshun that traps evry singul mollykyool of stink before it can git up in the air and cauze Stankface.
Unforchewnitly, this meens thare’s one less reezin to git rid of that stoopid kittin.
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* Stank Face (stāNGk fās) n.: The universal expression of disgust often caused by litter box odor. Stank Face indiscriminately strikes cat lovers, friends and family alike, typically in the comfort of their own home. Symptoms include watery eyes, feeling like you’ve lost control of your face, crinkled nose, curled lip, contorted mouth and, in extreme cases, involuntary gagging.
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