Got Stankface? GIVEAWAY Tidy Cats #spons

August 1, 2016 |

Special to Mousebreath by Banzai

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We have a noo kittin in the howse and he has stinky poops that wood cauze an ixplosion if you lited a match. It’s enuf to kerl yer ears inside out.

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The ladey sez I just haff to be payshunt acuz he is gitting ajusted to noo foods and got dewermed and his innerds just need to settle down. But in the meentime, I have Stankface*. And I am afrade my face will freeze in this puzishun fur the rest of my life.

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In fakt, I’m scairt that I cood end up like Unkul Joe hoo got Stankface frum his fartz and they berried him with a Stankface wich he’ll be waring for eternity.

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Even that stoopid kittin gits stankface from his own poops:

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Yoo can planely see frum this moovey that Stankface is an epidemik:

Thank goodness my ladey is a Tidy Cats Insider. Tidy Cats is trying to wipe owt the skerge of Stankface in owr lifetime, and I think they may just do it. They herd about owr emerjinsy with the stoopid new kittin and they shipt us sum sooper speshul Tidy Cats Litter with TidyLock™ Protekshun that traps evry singul mollykyool of stink before it can git up in the air and cauze Stankface.

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WAH-LA! No more Stankface!

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tidylock protectionLook for that silver and blak TidyLock sticker win you buy Tidy Cats. TidyLock is even availubul on our fave, the Litewate formula.

 

Unforchewnitly, this meens thare’s one less reezin to git rid of that stoopid kittin.

— Banzai

The Scoop on Tidy Cats litter with TidyLockTM Protection

Tidy Cats litter with TidyLockTM Protection better absorbs liquids and features an improved deodorizing system that neutralizes odors to stop litter box stank. TidyLock Protection is available in the Light Weight and traditional versions of their 24/7 and Instant Action clumping litters.

GIVEAWAY! WIN 5 COUPONS FOR FREE TUBS OF TIDY CATS LITTER
WITH TIDYLOCK PROTECTION!

What household run by cats can say no to free cat litter? We’re giving away 5 Tidy Cats coupons so you can try the TidyLock Protection yourself. Even if you don’t have a stoopid kittin with smelly poops.

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* Stank Face (stāNGk fās) n.: The universal expression of disgust often caused by litter box odor. Stank Face indiscriminately strikes cat lovers, friends and family alike, typically in the comfort of their own home. Symptoms include watery eyes, feeling like you’ve lost control of your face, crinkled nose, curled lip, contorted mouth and, in extreme cases, involuntary gagging.

 

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THE FINE PRINT: As a Tidy Cats Insider, this post and giveaway is sponsored by Tidy Cats. We are a happy Tidy Cats household and heartily endorse its use. (Especially the lightweight.)

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Banzai is a cross-eyed flame point Siamese who doesn't write much, but when he does, it usually involves that stoopid new kittin.

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  1. nitro s pierce says:

    us meowers wanna know more about this new kittin! we was so sad wen yer brofur buckaroo went walkabout, an’ know you all an’ the ladey an’ the downtripper man was furry sad,too. we hopes this new kittin will help make the sads go away. happy purrs an’ lovin’ bonks frum alla us at chez pierce!

  2. Kitties Blue says:

    Banzai, a new kitten…we had no idea. Does he have a name yet? Is he going to join Cat Scouts? We hope he is making your mom feel a bit happier. That stankface is worse than stinkeye. Hope that litter makes everything better. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

    • Banzai says:

      Yeah, he’s got a name: That Stoopid Kittin. I dunno if he can join scouts acuz he iz a hooligan.

  3. Sue Brandes says:

    Congrats on your new kitten and thanks for the giveaway.

  4. New kitten? Inquiring minds want to know more!!! We know your Mom has been sad and a kitten can sure make you smile…OR give yu STANKFACE!!!

    The Florida Furkids

  5. Club 29 says:

    SPLORT!
    (heads explorted frum tew mush cyootness!)

  6. Ellen Pilch says:

    I love your Stank face- too cute 🙂

  7. Well Banzai….stankface is a bad thing for sure but it passes (hahahahaha…oops). Mostly I’m HAPPY you have a new roommate – what’s his name? Do you mind if I say he’s cute??? (not as cute as you of course). Hope he becomes a Kit Scout – we need a good snipe hunt! Thanks for the giveaway chance – we’re always up for something NEW!

    Love, Sammy (and Mom Pam)

  8. Gwen says:

    Congrats! Thanks for hosting the giveaway.

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