Friday Film Review by Homereno: Birds & Squirrel Fun in December

January 20, 2017 |

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RENO: Is is pawsibul to watch too menny sqwerlz and berd videos?

HOMER: I don’t think so, I cood watch them all day. In fakt, I praktikly do!

RENO: Well, this is a good one. Not qwite the same huge swarmz of berdies like last week’s movey, but still plenty of berdies.

HOMER: And SQWERLZ!

RENO: Yah, and win yoo watch it on the big skreen, thoze sqwerlz look like Godzilla!

HOMER: I was a little scairt of them at ferst, but then they made me hungry. Yoo think they taste like chikkin?

RENO: Only one way to find owt!

HOMER: We gots a sqwerl in the bak yard–have yoo seen him?

RENO: Yah, he’s always beggin for peenuts.

HOMER: Do ya think we cood git him to come in the kichen so we cood eet him?

RENO: With all the peenuts he eets, he probably tastes like a Reese’s Peenut Butter cup — Sqwerly on the owtside, and creemy peenut goodness in the middle.

HOMER: That fat lard geezer cat hoo livs heer sez HE’S got dibs on the sqwerl.

RENO: That big tub of jello wood hardly be fast enuf to git a rodekill sqwerl, much less that one in the bak yard.

HOMER: Well, let’s go find sum peenuts and see if we can lure Mr Sqwerl inside!

RENO: Beefore we do that, we need to finish the moovey reevyoo.

HOMER: It wuz good! Pritty akshun-pakt, and ixsiting when godzilla sqwerl shoze up. And lots of gud wingbeet sownds. It’s like the berdie is flying up to the seeling!

RENO: And it’s 15 minits long, so yer peeps only have to hit replay 3 times to make it play fur an hour.

Summery: godzilla sqwerl fu, oringe berdie fu, magpie fu

RATING: 6 Paws up.

Homereno sez, “Chek it owt!”

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Homer and Reno are littermates. Homer is a black kitten who attended the adoption fair every week for 4 months without getting adopted. When his new 'rents found out that Reno's brother was still looking for a furever home, they said, "Heck yeah! What's one more cat?" Homer and Reno are a strongly bonded demonic duo. And film aficionados in the great tradition of Gene Siskel, Roger Ebert, and Joe Bob Briggs.

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  1. Carole Schulman says:

    Best review ever! You have me so there!!!

  2. Carole Schulman says:

    This is Katie Isabella actually… no idea why mommy’s name is there.

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