RENO: Is is pawsibul to watch too menny sqwerlz and berd videos?
HOMER: I don’t think so, I cood watch them all day. In fakt, I praktikly do!
RENO: Well, this is a good one. Not qwite the same huge swarmz of berdies like last week’s movey, but still plenty of berdies.
HOMER: And SQWERLZ!
RENO: Yah, and win yoo watch it on the big skreen, thoze sqwerlz look like Godzilla!
HOMER: I was a little scairt of them at ferst, but then they made me hungry. Yoo think they taste like chikkin?
RENO: Only one way to find owt!
HOMER: We gots a sqwerl in the bak yard–have yoo seen him?
RENO: Yah, he’s always beggin for peenuts.
HOMER: Do ya think we cood git him to come in the kichen so we cood eet him?
RENO: With all the peenuts he eets, he probably tastes like a Reese’s Peenut Butter cup — Sqwerly on the owtside, and creemy peenut goodness in the middle.
HOMER: That fat lard geezer cat hoo livs heer sez HE’S got dibs on the sqwerl.
RENO: That big tub of jello wood hardly be fast enuf to git a rodekill sqwerl, much less that one in the bak yard.
HOMER: Well, let’s go find sum peenuts and see if we can lure Mr Sqwerl inside!
RENO: Beefore we do that, we need to finish the moovey reevyoo.
HOMER: It wuz good! Pritty akshun-pakt, and ixsiting when godzilla sqwerl shoze up. And lots of gud wingbeet sownds. It’s like the berdie is flying up to the seeling!
RENO: And it’s 15 minits long, so yer peeps only have to hit replay 3 times to make it play fur an hour.