HOMER: It wuz a bizzy week!
RENO: Yup. We klimed up the chiminy and killed sum krissmiss ornamints and got krabs!
HOMER: The krabs wuz deelishus!
RENO: And of korse, we watched lots of mooveys. I wood not have ixpekted to like this wun, but I did.
HOMER: I dinged my rating a littul acuz thare wuz no berds or sqwerls in it, but it wuz exillerayting!
RENO: It wuz a nice change frum owr uzual sqwerls and berds rooteen.
HOMER: And az a bonus, it wuz wun that the peeopul enjoyed watching. Over and over.
RENO: So heer’s the sinnopsis: This guy puts on skeez and goze down a glaysher. He goze thru ice tunnels and flize like a berd.
HOMER: I thot he WUZ a berd for a minit. Or maybe a fly. I luvs to eet flize.
RENO: It wuz riveting. And I kept wayting for him to krash. But he kept flying down the hill.
HOMER: So yer peeple are gonna like it, and yoo will too!