HOMER: Thare’s nuthin like chasin The Red Dot.
RENO: Yeah, but the problim is, the peeple won’t spend more than 15 or 20 minits a day making The Red Dot go.
HOMER: So we were kinda jazzed to find this grate moovey, “Laser Chaser.”
RENO: Yoo mite not know this, but layzer is the teknikul name for The Red Dot.
HOMER: I dunno why they have to git teknikul.
RENO: Me neether. I liked this moovey.
HOMER: I did too. But they shooda killed the myoosik sowndtrak and kept the berdie sownds. And there’s a cat inside the teevee win this moovey plays, and she yowls a lot. I think she’s trapped!
RENO: It had lots of red dots. More than we git when our peeple play Red Dot with us.
HOMER: Yeah, I liked that part. But the red dots didn’t go up high on the wall, they just stayed on the teevee, and the peeple git kranky win I jump on the teevee.
RENO: Yeah, that little aksident wuz unforchewnit. But they’ve only had that teevee a cupple of weeks, so it’s not like they were that attached to it.
HOMER: Overall, I liked the moovey. It plays for a long time. And win it’s over, sum more cat mooveys frum the Cat Games Channel play.
RENO: Yeah, I’d say it wuzn’t the gratest moovey of all time, but I’ve watched it more than eleventy times and it still duzn’t git old.
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